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Lets see if this survives edition
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L-lads is it bumping
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who is the tripfag mod doing this?
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As if nothing ever happened.
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>>38308719

test 1

captcha: calle fanny
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hmm, ah yes

>>38304254
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Cheeky fun lads.
Fancy a pastie tbqh.
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>>38308719
Keep calm and carry on, chucks
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a-are we still alive lads?
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>>38308719
THEY BETTER NOT DO IT
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Milk Cat 123
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I thought I was finally free
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it's all over r-right lads?
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>>38308723
>>38308723

back up thread here
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>>38308772
There will be a Reliant Robin in every thread if they shut us down.
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>>38308772
/r9k/ covered in sexy kev.
I love the idea.
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Its bumping lads haha.

thank god I didn't dox myself by adding shipanon on skype
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Are we being bumped this time?
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>>38308805

I agree with Operation Reliant. If they deleted britfeel, all of us lads spam every single /r9k/ thread with reliant robbins
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Someone tells me it's over !
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it's bumping boys
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>people who're clearly normies, attention whores or people pretending to be females are allowed
>britfeel isn't

what the fuck?
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what happened to the last thread lads?

was a mod fucking with us?

that mod should be glad he didn't have to live with my suicide on his hands. because that's what will happen if you remove my only contact with the outside world.
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>>38308833
Nah lad just make a new britfeel. We've been here too long for some spazzy mod to go jihad on us.
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>tfw thought i was finally free
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Glad we've got a thread again. Was about to post this temporary decoy thread before I spotted this.
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I really didn't want to go in the indian pooping thread.
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Glad I got the last post in that thread lads
If /britfeel/ ever stops, please let this be the last ever post, okay?
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>>38308872
hahahahah milk feels.

that gave me a good chuckle lad.
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Britfeels a bloody institution it is.
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>>>38308772
What the fuck did this lads post say why is it gone
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>>38308868
>You truly are the Phantom Pain
What the fuck did Kojimno mean by this?
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i told you i got this. aint no one stealing my corner
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>>38308927
mod knew he'd have to deal with hard knock and bottled it lads
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>>38308932
oops didn't meant to post that image

Might go for a /nightdrive/ desu lads. I don't even know if I have any petrol. I was hoping I'd go for a shit so I don't have stomach cramp tommorow
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Imagine sucking a cock haha bit gay that lol
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i think it's time we let britfeel burn.
what can men do against such reckless avatar posters
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>>38308963
imagine it being a smelly one haha x
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>>38308963
We don't take kindly to poofters round here, lad
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>the smell of another man's arsehole
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>>38308961
Didn't know you drove ebin, wanna drive to me and let me fuck you while youre dressed up as a girl haha
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>that sense of relief
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>>38308992
haha I can only drive on the same road within ~10miles of my house and only at the hours of 12-5am really haha. I also don't have any girls clothes
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>>38308961
>ebin drives
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>>38309008
Haha post your email I'm sure I could buy you some haha, just mates though lol
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Lads, lets just take a fucking minute to breathe a sigh of relief.
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>>38309038
might just borrow some of tilde desu haha
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Thinking of pulling an allnighter and fucking up my sleeping pattern for a laugh lads haha
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>>38308719
Whelp that was scary. I think we're safe?
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>>38309097
Wahey lad, wahey. Wahey.
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>>38309124

For now, but we can never let our guard down
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VOTE LADS
http://www.strawpoll.me/13412737

http://www.strawpoll.me/13412737

http://www.strawpoll.me/13412737

VOTE NOW
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>/britfeel/ is nice for a bit during and immediately after a scare
>it's already gone to shit
Wish the thread would be put down, desu.
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>>38309124
For now, that queer little mod has got a lot to answer for tbqh
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BRITFEEL COUNCIL OF ELDERS
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What should we do in future if a situation like that presents itself?
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not been on britfeel since before ebin started posting, who is he? also who're the new tripfags and what ended up happening with poleaboo?
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>>38309153
>pissing off our lovely and great mod overlords

You have balls son.
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>>38309151
This place is a circlejerk full of racist uneducated chavs. It needs to go
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>>38309174
How long you been posting lad?

Best not to get involved in personalities around here.
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Just went for a massive shit about an hour ago lads. Did I miss anything?
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>>38309173
we need a secret discord to discuss our next move.
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>>38309173
Give up, desu.
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>>38309176
I'd bleeding knock him out I would, hiding behind his lil poofter banhammer I'm a proper madman lad I'll fucking bite his nose off!!
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>>38309207
I think it is time we got a discord as a safety net tbqh.
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>>38309173
Operation R. We hold /r9k/ hostage by spamming every thread with endless pics Reliant Robins
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Bet the mods are just salty yanks desu
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>>38309195
I struggle to remember times and dates and shit, I think like january 2015
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>>38309173
as an actual elder theres no fucking point coming up with a contingency plan because nobody would fucking follow it.

but im sure a dozen spin off threads would pop up and people would go to them.
and im sure the problem would eventually sort itself out.
we would have to do something pretty bad to get permabanned.
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Brit/pol/ regular here.

What's it like here? Is it confirmed comfy?

Brit/pol/ has become so toxic lately.
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>>38309220
i like you

ori
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Little bit scared tbqhwyl don't really understand why the mods hate us, we're alright lads aren't we?
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>>38309151
What's the point of these now, welched on the last 1
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>>38309226
well you shan't be having me on there that's for certain


bloody hell what a piss take, this is the first time I've got a warning on here.
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>>38309290
depends, we got a lot of "personality" shit going on atm making in uncomfy. but we can have comfy bits inbetween.

no threads perfect all the time.
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>>38309312
what the fuck is a blox post?

blox
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>>38309290
no, theres a terrible infestation of tripfags
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>>38309312
i can guarantee if a discord was made and it was popular you would show up
especially if tilde did
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>>38309335
I think we did that a while back and it was shit and died a quick death.
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>>38309271
Welcome back buddy. Need more of the old guard back.

Ignore the drama between a certain trip or 2, and another consortium, and it'll be like you never left!
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>>38309332
to be fair brit/pol/ has more obnoxious trips, I haven't been there since the likes of YKTD left though
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Probably be a bit gay if we all posted pics of each others willys lads haha
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>>38309335
I think we should just move to discord and rob /r9k/ of 90% of it's activity. It wouldn't be long before the mods were crying for us back before the board got shut down for being inactive cancer.
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LADS, WE'RE ON PAGE 7
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>>38309358
i remember that. it died after about 2 days. good to have one i think for emergencies though. discord is pointless when we have the tread up and running though.
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>>38309385
Don't joke about that lad
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>>38309385
LADS STEAM IS DOWN

IT'S SPREADING
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>>38309369
This man stands fucking roman, truly the gods have seen fit to spread cheeks and ram cock in ass
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>>38309361
glad it's not changed much mate - could you fill me in on poley (he lives like a 15 minute bus ride away from me) ? also how long you been coming to britfeel for?
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is there an /int banter/ britfeel yet?
that board was essentially created as a place for all these /country feel/ threads
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You WISH you had a Xiaomi
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night night security anon

night night gon

night night thread
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>>38309420
poleaboo has finally calmed down because he never gets attention he desires anymore. We have another one instead

I've been here a good couple years myself.
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just ate a twinkie for the first time today
they're fucking rank
americans eat this crap?
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>>38309420
just read his blog, he doesn't post here that often anymore

>>38309431
my moto g4 is worse than this and I don't know why, soon as I do anything on it the battery plummets
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Any updates from xi cat anon?
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>>38309447

t. Probably loves liquorice
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>>38309447
I think they're great
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>>38309460
Because it's not a Xiaomi
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Is /britfeel/ getting deleted? I hope so
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>>38309431
>not waiting for the john mcafees privacy phone
hardware switches for cameras, mic, gps, wifi etc - and it's disconnection switches not software control switches, it's also running modified android with no phoning home and never connects to stingrays, it doesn't even attempt a connection to them it's probably the most innovative smartphone in the past 5 years
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>>38309476
I would have thought chinkphones would have worst batteries given the usual build quality of chinkshit. I guess it just harvests your data instead or something haha
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>>38309466

He's not come back

>tfw a stray cat comes in for a few hours to keep you company on your birthday, only to wander off into the night and never return
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not happy lads, fucking steam's down. micromachines ranking system is linked to it. was gonna get to 4th in the global rankings. not fucking happy
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Britfeel? Completed it mate
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>>38309502
>John Mcafee
does it have built in cocaine?
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>>38309566
audibly laughed at that one mate
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>>38309498
it had a good run, but it's time the sun finally set on britfeel
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>>38309626

If britfeel goes that will be the end of /r9k/ tbf
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>>38309626
The sun never sets on britfeel anon
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>>38309626
this is the first I've posted here in almost a year. I had some great times. all ultimately depressing but still great
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>>38309652
r9k was a mistake
it's nothing but trash
those who identify as robots, they sicken me deeply
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>>38309662

Do you still lurk
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>>38309662
What's depressing about it?
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>>38309534
Leave some food in a bowl by your backdoor lad poor kitty is probably just scared
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l-lads i don't want to move to /int/ for a month
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>>38309679
every day
>>38309689
the most depressing thing is that nobody has tried to change for the better
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some dark tunes for some dark times lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns6a3vhTTwE
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>>38309712

If you lurk every day why not post?

We are chaning, 3 of us are learning chinese, some of us have jobs, even ebin is doing foundation maths and have a driving licene
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>>38309712
some people try to change, they just either dont get noticed or people dont care.
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>>38309712
people who do improve seem to get hounded out for being normies
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>>38309760
Not really. We're generally more accepting than the rest of the r9k. A lot of it is ironic shitposting.

It's only a couple of the tards who have a problem with it.
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>>38309692

I've put some there, I'll see if any of it has moved tomorrow
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>>38309760
exactly why I don't post anymore
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>>38309807
just ignore them. i get told to fuck off for being a normie too. no point in paying attention to them, they are the lowest of the low and their opinion should hold no weight.
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>>38309807
If you're gonna be posting about gfs/bfs, and sex on r9k, then you're going to get hounded

If you're talking about work, or college and shit though, no one is going to do that
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>>38309864
>doesn't expect to find the lowest of low
>in the bottom of the barrel
activates the almonds
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>>38309892
i never said not to expect it. i said that he should ignore them.
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>Find some premium bonds from 1958
>Check prize drawings for winnings
>Not a single prize from 1958-2017
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i had the first fight of my life today.
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why do people want /britfeel/ banned?
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>>38310073
It bothers them to see something work this long that isn't usual robot shitposting.
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>>38310073

Who cares, the sun NEVER sets on britfeel
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>>38310054
must have a very low investment. my dad has an amount where hes guaranteed to get a minimum of 25 quid every month
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>>38310069
Why do a lot of lads lately do this thing where they post a one-liner of something obviously interesting but refuse to elaborate unless they get flooded with (You)s?
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>>38310073
its a /soc/ /int/ thread.
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>>38310097


Its 13 bong
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Ebin have you ever left a chocolate log in your boxers
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>>38310118
aye, dont think that would even qualify you to win anything
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i had sex for the first time today
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>>38310169

I worked it out, you should expect to win a prize every 192 years, so 59 years shouldn't really get a prize
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Just started a thread on /vg/ for the first time, I'm harvesting (you)s like a fucking tripfag
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>>38310184

How old are you, how did you meet, was it as good as you thought?
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SAFETY NET ENGAGED LADS

/5 R A 5 r 6

We've got a discord now
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>>38310221
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no, i thought it was quite bad. i was nervous, and i had to wank my myself while the girl was sucking my balls to come.

probably the most over rated activity of my life. i also lied and told the girl that i have not had sex for 3 years.
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lads, my local tesco is killing it lately

12 birds eye burgers for 80p and mc-cains 1.4kg french fries for 75p

i had to stock up just to take advantage of it
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>>38310167
not really, just the usual mistaken farts

>wash myself 1 hour ago
>go for a shit and ruin all the good smell

ah yes
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How do I prevent deteriorating eyesight & a need for glasses?

Is it entirely down to genetics?
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>>38310306
my eyesight has fallen off a cliff, probably from staring at a bright screen in a dark room every night.

don't do that I guess
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>>38310303
what would you do if i bought you a 10/10 brass to shag?
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>>38310353
whats a 10/10 brass?
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At the beginning we had nothing but our naked flesh covered in blood and feeble
Then we grew and learned of the world around us, we learned the "way of the world" from the people around us, they said onto us "this is the way things are, adapt or perish"
And we believed them, we despised them but we still believed them because might makes right
But what if the might is ours, and we decide to use it to create an utopia, an utopia without the people who would distort it for us
Such is the will
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I think I'm a bit clingy lads

I didn't think I was the type
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>>38310398
a prozzy. you know, a girl you pay to fuck.
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>>38310436

> it's another 'cunts with too much free time enjoy larp-ing' thread
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>>38310474
me too lad. im this way mostly because im insecure and worried that the girl has lost interest in me. i can mostly keep it under control but i get them urges.
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american here
why does /britfeel/ always use the exact same image?
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>>38310482
I'd probably be disgusted and freaked out if i'm honest
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>>38310436
blimey. this made me shoot a right corker
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>>38310484
>it's another bloke with too much to say and no mouth to say it with episode
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>>38310508
> im insecure and worried that the girl has lost interest in me

Literally me right now. Have to fight not to send him random messages probing for (yous) and coming across as creepy.
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>>38310527
why, you more into more into willies than fannys?
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>>38310285

Fuckin score mate. Were they close to sell by or something?
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>>38310524
Its our brand
ori
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>>38310564
no I've just grown an emotional barrier to view any sex or intimacy as fictional, I don't know what i'd do desu. I don't think i'd do anything with a prostitute anyway
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>>38310285
Birds Eye burgers make want to throw up from the smell. They are proper rank mate. I swear half of it is water as well.
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>>38310238
JOIN THE DISCORD LADS
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>>38310564
also I prefer willies to fannies desu, can't say I prefer men to women though - largely depends. I've seen neither in real life so it might just been deluded prison gay talking
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>>38310595
imagine her screaming you name "oh kyle while shooting her fanny juice over you".
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>>38310658
that just sounds disgusting. I'd probably just rather hug someone or something. I'm not that bothered actually when I really think about it
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>>38310634
>>38310658
"oh kyle, fuck me harder, breed my arse kyle, I need you"
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>>38310110
Hey lad. Just cause two tripfags use the thread as a dating service doesn't mean the thread is /soc/ related.
I do wish people wouldn't tolerate them. They wouldn't in the past.
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>>38310711
you realize theres been like 5 romances born from this place? Most of our "dating service" is just shitposting. Its certainly not the main focus on either of our stories
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>>38310711

all tripfags should be permabanned desu. The worst posters I've encountered and always fill up the thread with garbage and not one quality post
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>>38310524
It's a slowly changing image that reflects recent happenings in Britain and on /britfeel/
It also helps with identifying it super easily in the catalog.
I would love to see an American version but previous discussion proved it probably wouldn't be as negative as ours or adaptable and that's where half the fun comes from.
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>>38310613

i would if i knew how to join
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>>38310560
You fell in love with a britfeel poster lad?
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>>38310754
You do realise there should be zero. Just because a few happened doesn't make it fine for you and tilde to have your weird online dating gimmick on /britfeel/ If only you both spent time making comfy discussion and less time in the romantic shitposting.
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>>38310754
Wait so now you're defending relationships coming out of britfeel?

You're a riot
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>>38310595
Sex is supposed to be an intimate connection between two sentient beings that both seek to pleasure themselves and each other and find a strange link with each other through it
With a prostitution you find what media sells you, quick shaq and a release, at some points that is all you need but in the long term it gives you nothing of the original things you sought through sex
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who /southeast/ here

the rent is so fucjing high
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How do people get shit like forms/applications/menial tasks done?
Is there a trick to numbing your brain off?
I tried putting weebtoons on in the background but got annoyed i couldn't read the subs and focus. I just wanted to change song all the time with music
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>>38310761
the thing I did before was actually against the rules, you can just filter them.

>>38310807
there has been very little romantic shitposting or perhaps none. Me and tilde are way less obnoxious than the other waifufags from 2016 and so on, we both respond and engage in discussion and we both get on with our gimmick


>>38310810
no
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Waiting for my flight outta Saigon. The amount of euro cunts I see in sandals is really summing up the state of the mainland.

Anywho. How are you all? Not in sandals I hope.
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>tfw my mum thinks i have a girl friend called ebin because i keep talking about him to her

she just asked me to invite ebin over for tea..
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that was my last binge/purge
I'm clearing out my stash of sweets, it's clean eating from now on until I hit 10st
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>>38310785
Love is a bit strong, tbqh. Not at that point.

Don't even think he posts here much anymore. All the drama pushed him away.

I hope it's not you, or our next conversation is going to be a touch embarrassing.
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>>38310879
go to sleep ebin, you're ruining britfeel.
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>>38310857
Funny. You don't seem less obnoxious.
You both seem way more obnoxious lately. It explains the large amount of dislike growing towards you both.
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>>38310892
If its len or saku then give up
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>>38310857
So you're basically saying it's okay when you do it?
Point out the last time (before you and tilde) that two personalities shat up the thread flirting?
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>>38310857

> a 500 reply thread
> approximately 380 are Ebin and Tilde spewing faggotry left and right or BritNormie being BritNormie
> just ...like...filter it


Yes, cause that will surely work and boost up the content, wouldnt it? ..
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>>38310911
It's originaIIy not.
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looks to be a nice day tomorrow
and I have to spend it in fucking skipton, in the middle of bumfuck nowhere
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>>38310940
most of you ignore other content
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>>38310858
Are you sad you're coming home?
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>trying to write a book
>feelings keep bouncing from thinking its complete shit to feeling really confident about it
Nobody told me this would be such an emotional roller-coaster
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>>38310967
It's hard to focus on other content when the flow is completely ruined by ebin and tilde shitting everything up
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>>38310897
I don't know, I guess tilde got a bit more bold recently.

>>38310929
2016 waifuposters, also I don't think we ever flirted in private or on here I think online relationships are largely a bit of a joke

>>38310940
Its only partly my fault, the majority of those posts are just people complaining. I'd just do my gimmick and avoid all personality shit if people stopped bringing it up
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>>38310891
Aww yeer, go for it! I've been dieting a few months now and almost have the last couple years of weight gain gone. still a loooong way to go though.
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>>38310972
Quite sad. It's one of those feelings that only really hit me once I'm packed.
Got pretty depressed weirdly when I left my hotel room in Japan last year.

Looking forward to something a bit less around the ranges of 30-34 degrees from 10am though. Food was cracking there, just a shame all Viet places in UK are somewhat expensive.
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Just had a powercut lads
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>>38311007
You blame tilde but you are just as bad when it comes to it. No point trying to pass the blame
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Simply love this cool weather, hope it rains all night
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>>38310967


I am >>38310940
and agree with >>38311004

>>38311007
If we all started ignoring every poster that says they like cock this place will become 15 times better overnight
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>>38311008
I was doing so well for nearly a whole year
lost over 11 stone
but lately I've just been insatiable. Just going berserk, eating whatever I can find and then being sick after

I'm 12lbs from where I want to be
I have to try harder

i've promised myself a day out to a theme park when I make it
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>>38311031
no you just think I'm worse now because I have my trip on old anonymous posts

on the upside I don't think the thread has ever had this many posts per day. I'll probably just fade to obscurity like every other character it really isn't worth complaining about
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>>38311007
Jun and azu was a fucking league ago yet you still harp on about it

Here you are doing the same thing
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>>38311136
>Jun and azu

lol jun. all he did was talk about shagging gay lads and flirt with people. ebin is a lot more interesting than jun. tilde is on the same level as jun though, maybe worse because of the trip

tbqh, britfeel is probably less prison gay now. i remember when gay porn would get frequently posted here.
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What ever happened to jun and azu etc. ? I feel like they just disappeared over night.
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>>38311185
Azu went mental and thought he was a tranny

Jun just started fucking random guys and got bored with his online harem
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>Fly lands on screen
>Leaves a blob of shit on it
I need one of those electric bug zappers, fuck summer.
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>>38311185

Sure, go ahead and being up the old tripfags, it's like we didn't just talk about ignoring tripfags into obscurity


I wish mods ended britfeel already, just so you lot can fuck off once and for all
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>>38311209
ebina doesn't like when that happens
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>>38311050
That's incredible. It's never too late to get back on the horse. Never. If you're looking for a place to restart, you could begin by counting calories throughout the day. do that for a while without worrying about what you're actually eating, then start placing minor restrictions and build it up over the weeks and months. but as I'm sure you're very much aware, all the advice in the world means nothing if you just don't feel like doing it.

I'm somewhere between 21 and 22st right now. I think I was 25+ at my worst. I'm aiming for 16, then I'll see if I'm going to maintain that or keep going. Currently on 1400kcal a day and 220kcal exercise. it's a tight restriction but I was literally killing myself with food.

Thanks for reading my blog guys.
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>>38311244
are you sitting in the pitch black darkness? that's terrible for your eyes
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>>38311272
good luck anon. I was on 1700 a day but fell off after my breakup. trying to clamber back on.
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>>38311287
You mean you're not?
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would you lads agree that most lads like fighting? maybe not physically fighting but at least watching it and the idea of it.

if you agree, would you say most lads dont get into combat sports because they are scared or just cba?
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>>38311287
I used to, theres a lamp in the other side of my room but the arched roof sort of blocks it.

my eyes are already fucked up now I think. Got glasses and myopia
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>>38311236
I can't imagine being this ass blasted by someone using a trip. They honestly wouldn't even be brought up very often if mongs like yourself didn't insist on bitching about them everytime they post.
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>>38311272
I should probably try exercise at some point.
I've gotten this far on just diet alone.
It's left me fatigued pretty much all the time. (And 90% of my progress was done whilst I was a NEET, I recently became employed and it's very tiring).

I have lots of avenues to go. It's just taking the first step.
Really don't want to start going backwards, after all I've been through this year.

I'll get there. Eventually.
Thanks for the kind words too. It really isn't as hard as people make it out to be.
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>>38311302
Thanks, I appreciate it. I hope you find your motivation sooner rather than later, I know what that can be like.

>>38311313
I think many consider them and things like it embarassing, unless it's whatever is really popular at the time.

Rain falling outside is making the comfiest sound right now.
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>>38311366

it's not the ''having a trip'' that's annoying, it's the actual posters behind the trips that are repetitive and extremely boring
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>>38311287
>he doesn't sit in pitch black darkness
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>>38311382
>I think many consider them and things like it embarassing

embarrassing? how so, i have never heard of anyone being embarassed because they do or watch mma or boxing.

i can understand why people dont get into doing the sports. its exhausting and everyone else is probably going to be leagues above you.
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>>38311413
Also this hypocrisy behind ebin saying he's not worth complaining about yet moans about everyone else
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>>38311313
Been getting into muay thai recently myself, think most lads are curious about fighting but just not as interested as you seem to think, not interested enough to take it up as a hobby anyway.
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>>38311369
You're most welcome. I reccomend a york brand exercise bike if you're serious, they're a chunk of money. It looks like even the cheaper ones can track basic stats now and they're a great way to squeeze in a couple of 10 minute blocks of private, non-impact exercise.

>>38311454
seeing my posts in someone else's photos is strangely surreal.
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I was falling asleep 2 hours ago now I want to play some guitar hero
fuck you body
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>>38311511
Maybe it's just because I have been brought up in a working class area or something because even adults I know will hold respect and personal pride in regards to fighting ability. If you look at our cultural too, a lot of entertainment is built around fighting, it's a major part of many media formats.

I have got into boxing in the last year or so and i personally out put off getting into any fighting sports because i was afraid. Like most people i had a stupid idea of what it was going to be like. Some people i knew who did combat sports also exaggerated what it was going to be like, I'm guessing because they wanted to show off.
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>>38311306
Of course not, I have my light on, like most people do when it gets dark.
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so lads

>in ear headphones
>over ear headphones

which do you prefer?
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think I'll go with MCE for my insurance
they give free breakdown and gear cover
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>>38311842
In-ear all the way. Over-ear is far, far, far too conspicuous
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>>38311842
>tfw looking at headphones right now
how is pic related possible
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>>38311842
at computer/inside home over ear
outside doing anything/on phone in ear

should be the pretty standard reply, I only really rarely use in ear though
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>>38311842
over ear if i am at home and i really want to experience an album. in ear if i am out and about or just casually listening to music

also. you know someone is a pleb if they are wearing dre beats
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>>38311842
Over ear, but I can understand why people prefer inner ear ones in public. I only wear headphones at home though.
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It's prime fox-watching hours who tf up
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>>38311898
i have no idea, that is suspiciously good and i am tempted to pick up a pair for that price

maybe it's just a case of really bad price inflation though, i.e. they're actually worth 20 quid, but they pretend they're worth 100 because they know more people will scramble to buy them at a 90% discount than a 50% one
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>>38311842
Over ear at home, over ear out and about.

Pic related my home ones. Best headphones by far, not only for their price range but leagues above it too.
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>>38308992
>>38309023
He's got as much saved up as he's allowed to have on bennies, he spends the extra maintaining his car iirc. I remember asking him about it while ago.

>>38309038
I want to be here when we turn Ebin into a qt trap. No homo obviously.
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>>38311842
Over always for me, even in public. Used to have a really nice pair of travel sennheisers but they died on me, now using a pair of avantree audition that are a seventh of the price and reasonable performance.
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>>38312218
*Over ear at home, in ear out and about

In ears are some triple-driver 1Mores, expensive too. I have to spend a lot on these because I have tinnitus, Baby Driver actually nailed it really (but not as bad/autistic as him regarding it)
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>>38312173
>EVERY NIGHT at ~midnight, theres a loud 'mowwwwww' then a screech, presumably my cat fighting the same fox over and over and assumedly winning
Foxes are arseholes
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hi debra how are the dogs
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>50 posters
i like to think its the same 50 each thread
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>>38312218
is it really worth spending that much money on headphones lad? im using a poundland pair right now
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>>38312307
I'd imagine most of use are regulars, with a few randoms.
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It's drizzling where I am atm, will the fix be hiding in fear of getting its coat wet?

I wish I was a fox. I'm going to imagine I'm a fox when I'm drifting off to sleep tonight. I was thinking we could give this elusive fox a name. Suggestions?
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Sat down and watched Pulp Fiction again. It's a fun movie, and nice to know I'm not so much of an autist that I can watch a three hour film in one sitting.
I'm trying to find the /britfeel/ post I made when I first watched it.
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>>38311678
There's something primal about hand to hand combat that excites people. And it's interesting to think about all the different martial arts and different methods you'd use to take down an opponent.

Often when walking down the street I'd look at another bloke and think, "if shit kicked off right now and he was coming at me, how would I defend myself?" Realizing I wasn't quite sure was what spurned me to take up muay thai.
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>>38312307
it almost certainly is

/britfeel/ seems to have an extremely high retention rate, and i imagine most people who come here regularly have been here for at least a year
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>>38312328
For me it was a no-brainer. Basically, if you:
>Use headphones regularly
>Listen to music (not just game with them)
>Actually appreciate music
Then they are very much worth it. The combination of comfort and quality from any good headphones can, without meaning to sound pretentious, take you completely out of wherever you are and enable you to focus only on the music and its meaning. Cheap ones just don't cut it.

With headphones, you get exactly what you pay for up to about 150pounds, where anything after that is diminishing returns ie double price for just 10% better
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>>38312328
Its worth it, I got some meme headphones on sale for 70 quid. Miles ahead in quality and comfort compared to cheap shite
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>>38312516
I've only recently started posting myself, I reckon there's at least another 20 lurkers who never post.
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>>38312516
more likely a small number of regulars and a larger number of people who visit occasionally like a few times a fortnight
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>>38312622
slower threads usually end up with 85-100 posters too. I think theres maybe 20-30 core posters and another 30-50 with a high turnover rate or something
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>>38312622
I've only been in the thread for a few months but I now post very often
>>
im 27 years old
ive never been in a relationship
ive never been in love
i havent had a proper conversation with a female in years
i have never had a job
i havent accomplished anything in my life
i sit at my computer for 18 hours a day watching tv shows and playing games trying to just make it through the day
im underweight and never work out
i dont even go outside
i dont know what to do in my life
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>have a flick through post-deletion scare /britfeel/
>it's not any better
Really makes me think
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>>38312701
The irony is you're living the dream and you don't even know it
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>>38312701
>25 years old
>NEET
>KHV
>never had a job
>never been in love
>tfw posting on /britfeel/ at 3:30am on a wednesday morning
>will probably take a break to fap to trap sissy porn and then browse for a few more hours until bed
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>>38312701
i'm quite similar to you, except i sleep for about 12 hours a day

i would go crazy if i had to be awake for 18 hours a day
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>>38312716
Honestly don't understand why you yanks want this place deleted. Is it really that annoying that your missing out on one more "hug your sister" or "tfw no big belly gf" thread?
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>>38312701
>>38312785
real robot hours lads
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>>38312785
>trap sissy porn

Seems to be a reccuring theme among us.
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>>38312821
I've been posting on /britfeel/ for somewhere between 2 and 3 years, and I can safely say it's gone downhill, especially these last few weeks. I hoped the deletion might have helped posters realise that this a thread dear to them and that they would try to make better posts, but that just hasn't happened. It's the same shit that's been going on for the last month or so.
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>>38312716
>>have a flick through post-deletion scare /britfeel/
?

>>38312701
I really *really* don't wan't to seem rude/disrespectful but you posted this here so obviously are ok to share. Basically I'm 18 and probably heading in this direction. What do you wish you did that could have stopped this situation happening?
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>>38312910
>>>have a flick through post-deletion scare /britfeel/
People got scared and thought the last thread was the end since it autosaged.
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>>38312863
i wonder what the psychology behind it is
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>>38312971
I can't watch dudey dudes fuck either. There needs to be femininity.
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>>38312910
go outside
make and keep friends
do something with your life
accomplish something
try and find love with someone
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>>38312896
I've been lurking since 2015 and honestly can't say I notice much difference besides more prison gay posting recently and shitty forced memes have become the standard.

But please go on, tell me what are the sort of high quality posts you're looking for?
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>>38312896
Are you the mod?
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>>38313038
Not him but I don't see much talk about bennies. It's an odd subject but kinda comfy.
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>>38313031
>do something with your life

I'd say this desu, all the other stuff just crumbles if you don't have a purpose. Go unicuck or wageslave or something. Just don't stagnate and cripple yourself mentally
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>>38313038
Not hitting ctrl+F, typing in a name, and seeing 60-odd mentions of it

>>38313048
I wish
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>>38313073
If you don't want to fucking hate your life, I'd do something other than wageslavery.

If you can, find something to become autistically obsessed with. If you're a NEET you'll have a lot of time, if you're also dedicated, you can get really fucking good at it. Even if you don't do anything else, you'll have a reason to get out of bed in the afternoon.
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>>38313060
it's depressing now that there's universal credit instead of job seeker's allowance
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>>38312896
Funny cause compared to the rest of /r9k/, /britfeel/ is a diamond in a sea of shit.

Threads now:
>Tranny discussion thread
>Drugs thread
>Depressed anons talk about suicide
>/pol/-tier race discussion
>greentext wall
>NEET amirite (green frog xd)
>Wapanese/Gorean fucks talk about asians
What did I miss?
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>>38313149
But /britfeel/ has all of those
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>>38313140
Apart from the initial wait period, what's the difference? I'm going on it soon, so I'm wondering what I missed.
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>>38313179
but I know everyone is probably within 100 miles of me so it feels more comfy
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http://starmen.net/mother2/ebdb/enemies.php?enemy=49
I had no idea this enemy existed
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>>38313106
In theory that's true but you have to be really motivated and chances are if your a NEET dropout then you won't be. I put 6k hours into dota and still stuck, not exactly a skill but people earn a lot of money from it.

Majority of people who think like that and do that burn out on whatever it was they set out to do and end up like and the other anons, I do less with my time than wageslaves now because I don't value time at all. If hes 18 there is still a lot of opportunities for him and just going NEET is a very bad mistake. Before he knows it he'll hit the mid 20s wall and be most likely mentally fucked up and have much less chance
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>>38313227
>wageslave all day, feel like you have no free time and are always tired
>quit job
>now have all the time in the world but no desire to do anything with it, also still always tired
why is there no way to be happy
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>>38313227
Seems like a grass is greener thing. When I was wageslaving I did nothing with my free time because I was so tired. I lurked here, and slept. Now I'm slowly developing multiple skillsets, the days don't melt together like they used to. I'm a little happier, if only a little.
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>>38313293
We're not wired for that shit haha.
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>>38313149
This was exactly my point, the rest of r9k is so shit that there's nothing to lose by allowing britfeel to stay up.

The guy seems so angry about ebin and tilde despite the fact there's always been a handful of attention whores here.
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>>38313073
Random question, why are you tripping now?

When I reccomended it, I was supposed to say "trapping".
>>
It's 4am, why are you still awake anon?
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>>38313372
I started a new job at midnight yesterday, so I worked through the night, slept and then woke up at 8pm.
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>>38313372
got drunk and fell asleep early
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>>38313372
I've lost control of my life and I'm a NEET so theres really no reason to be awake of a day, nights are better. Heading to sleep soon though before the sun comes up
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>>38313295
>>38313293
It is a problem, right now I'm finishing a movie I started at saturday at 12pm. I have barely done anything between then and now but browse 4chan. I feel like if your wageslaving you at least have something to occupy yourself with and a routine of waking up and grooming, I guess it depends on what you do.

Maybe i'm just deluding myself into thinking some of my problems will vanish if I work my way into wageslavery and move out/become independent when they won't. There doesn't seem to be many answers

>>38313339
people kept misnaming anons and thinking anons were me and I had to keep correcting them also it gives me ground to just say "filter me"
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>>38313372
I don't have a job and it's not till September I begin my next attempt at passing college

>tfw brainlet
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>>38313372
I've been awake for 63 hours. I have work in an hour. I'm not tired, I think I'm broken. Being a wagecuck has been surreal.
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>>38313372
Got up 11 hours ago and I have shit to do tomorrow so I'm pulling another 30 shift.
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>>38313413
Literally just stop browsing 4chan for a bit. It's fucked your dopamine levels. Why achieve something when you can just shitpost for (You)s?
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>>38313450
Exactly, why indeed?
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>>38313450
>Literally just stop browsing 4chan for a bit.
what if browsing 4chan is the only thing you do

what if you get panicky and anxious when you can't access 4chan
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>>38313413
I found myself falling into your sitution, and it helped me a lot to force myself to watch anime. My main hangup was actually just starting to watch it, after that I enjoyed, and started to do the same with other things.

Force yourself to do something, anything that you don't do on autopilot like lurking and jerking off.
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>>38313478
Then you're fucked. Either learn to live without it or kys. If you really must use it as a security blanket, browse it, but don't post
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>>38313502
Third option here - keep doing what you're doing and stay comfy
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Foxxlad here, the fox came at half past 3. It spent a long time moving through all the gardens in the street. I think it was eating all the slugs that were out because of the rain. Then it came back up the street and I stupidly accidentally made a sound when I was shifting vantage points and it froze and looked dead at me, in the exact same place in this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiqGkVkin0o This time though it just ran up to some gardens further away rather than running away completely, so maybe it's getting used to me

I took like 50 photos but due to my phone camera's abysmal quality most of them were shit. This one's probably the best one, I've increased the brightness and contrast
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>>38313372
Not in work till 2
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>>38313515
I think miserable is the word you're looking for.
You can get plenty comfy doing things other than posting here.
>>
I'm the same lads, I've literally spent 99.9% of the last week browsing 4chan, think I must be genuinely autistic but the waiting lists to get properly diagnosed are so long.
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>>38313450
I used to do it when I just lurked too though, and I barely post on any other boards I just cycle through lurking board to board while listening to the same songs on repeat

>>38313480
I went through that stage in like 2013 though and sporadically since then I seem to be numb and desensitized to most entertainment now but have no will or focus to do anything more productive. If I start doing something which requires effort my head fills up and feels like it'll explode or something so I just retreat back into the easy browsing.

this is what I posted originally, NEET life is ok in small to medium doses but if you go long term while especially making no real friendships or relationships or achievements your just melting your brain
>>
>>38313547
There are waiting lists for an autism diagnosis?
>>
I wonder: it is true that there are anons identical to us that don't know of 4chan for sure; what is their coping mechanism and connection to humanity like britfeel is for us? Do they all get better because they focus on self improvement instead of wallowing in pity? Or do we outlive them because they shoot themselves in despair?
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>>38313569
Stop browsing 4chan all together. Find a new way to feel good that isn't farming (You)s.
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>>38313596
In my better periods I generally don't come here.
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>>38313585
Well, I say autism when I should of said aspergers syndrome, my GP thought it best I get tested but it looks I'm going to be waiting literally years.
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>>38313569
>same songs on repeat
Is this you?
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>>38313596
If they exist, I surely pity them. I don't know what I'd do without the 4chan support network
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>>38313630
I've been listenting to the same 5 elvis costello songs for the past 2 weeks, I don't even like him that much

>>38313614
wish it was that easy, maybe I'll just make myself go cold turkey one day. I've lost so much time already so whats another 2 months?
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>>38313569
>I used to do it when I just lurked too though, and I barely post on any other boards I just cycle through lurking board to board while listening to the same songs on repeat
this is my life too, ebin

we are two of soul
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>>38313703
It's not easy, I never said it was, but unless you have the will power to keep a fucking browser tab closed your life isn't going to change at all.
>>
>>38313519
I vote the fox as /britfeel/ mascot
>>
How tall are you faggots and how much do you weight?
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>>38313729
>don't do what you enjoy
>you should voluntarily deprive yourself of the one thing you enjoy in life instead
>>
>>38313732
>Not a social animal
>nocturnal
>screech
>eat anything
>foxes are not in education employment or training
Yep gotta agree with this.
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>>38313756
I don't think he really enjoys it, he just uses it to kill time.
>>
>>38313703
>>38313704
What boards do you lads cycle through? for me its
>r9k
>tv
>pol
>fit
>a
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>>38313753
6'1'', 135lb

I don't even look that skelly Tbh
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>>38313753
170cm, 80kg hungry skeleton reporting in
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>>38313704
at least I learn a lot of stuff second hand by browsing some boards on here even if it makes my worldview consist of shitposting

>>38313729
well I'm going to try sleep soon haha, I was supposed to watch some documentary tonight but I fucking didn't

>>38313768
Its just what I and I assume others default to, we just open the 4chan tab automatically and keep doing it without thinking

>>38313778
changes on mood, I go to most of the popular ones I think, pop into some more niche ones for a look.

Maybe I'll just go cold turkey and come back a changed man one day haha
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>>38313789
>>38313790
I envy you skellys. I look like a very large baby.
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>>38313778
/r9k/, /v/, /lgbt/ and /x/

/pol/ when there's a happening too
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>>38313756
>having no interest in anything other than a site with interest boards
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>>38313778
>be me
>reading your post
>'wtf, how could someone be intelligent enough to go on /lit/ but stupid enough to go on /pol/?'
>look closer
>'oh.'
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>>38313808
Ebin's going to disappear one day, then a few years later he's going to come back and save us all.
>>
>>38313820
I honestly have no idea how people can browse /lgbt/. I've not seen a single interesting thread on there.
>>
>>38313824
I go on /lit/ and I never fucking read, I guess I've got some opinions on books now without reading anything though
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>>38313823
Sorry Normie Normington
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>>38313823
>has hobbies and interests
Fuck off normie
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>>38313850
meh, i'm sure people from other boards would say the same about /r9k/
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>>38313766
>foxes are not in education employment or training
This caught me off guard, good kek anon
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>>38313824
Couldn't imagine being the type of pretentious wanker that habits /lit/ desu, at least fit and pol can be a laugh
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>>38313854
>>38313873
Look below you, anons. Almost every single board down there is about something people are interested in. I highly doubt anyone in this thread has exclusively browsed /r9k/
I cannot tell if these posts are in jest or not
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>>38313790
>skeleton
You're a fatty! I would expect someone of your height to be at least 140lb (65kg) to even begin to be considered 'skelly'
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>>38313917
i'm big boned
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>>38313915
>I highly doubt anyone in this thread has exclusively browsed /r9k/
We're reaching normie levels that shouldn't even be possible
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>>38313915
we browse boards of "interests" we don't do though and then form opinions on those purely through the shitposts

>evening britfeel I get scolded by normies
>4am britfeel I'm probably not even the worst here

really makes you think
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>>38313519
A very good photo lad, I always look forward to your updates
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>>38313960
Ebin, if you put your mind to it you can mould yourself into whoever you want to be :^)
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>>38314034
wahey

i didn't even hear the banter bus pull up
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Is it still raining for you lads? It's rather comfy.

If I had money, I'd be playing saxophone on a sofa by a fireplace in a living room with glass walls looking out into a forest
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>>38314069

Clear as a bell here, near enough broad daylight too, not happy with summer at all dessy, about time it fucked off
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>>38314095
Summer solstice was a while ago. We're getting there.

Which is great because I'm going to fucking kill myself if we get another heatwave.
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>>38314069
Been raining for like 12 hours or something here

I'm really glad too, because I accidentally left a yoghurt in my car, and the rain will keep it cool until I can go and be bothered to get it in the morning
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>>38314069
I can confirm that it is still raining here. However, I regret to inform you that the standing motion required to look out the window has caused me to wet myself considerably. I hope you will find the knowledge that it is still raining here valuable.
>>
Cosy clear blue sunrise here in the north west
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>>38314044
What do you call a really big rock?

A moulder
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>>38314340
>cozy
You don't know the meaning of cozy lad. Here in the south east the sky is grey and dark, but it's just light enough to slightly illuminate things in black room. It's completely silent and drizzling. The streetlights are still on and it's completely silent

A 'clear blue sunrise' would make me do pic related
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Can you believe there are actually cucks sleeping right now?
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>5am
>in my room
>dancing around to one direction

I'm a 23 year old male but feel like a teenage girl.
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>>38314313
Thank you for your service.

Originally
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>>38314638
I've done similar with K-pop, or Buffalo Bill dancing to some slow shit. Occasionally I have those moments of clarity where I think "what the fuck am I doing?"
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>>38314791
I'm sure I'll feel ashamed later but for now lets listen to some Caramelldansen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvq9r6R6QAY
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>>38314817
That video is like a bad trip.
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>>38308719
>get a phone call at 5AM
>someone telling me they love me
>feelsgoodman.wav
>but she loves someone else as well who lives closer
cucked again
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>>38314990
Who calls at 5am? That's so rude.
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>>38315057
drunk girls, who just had a falling out with their bf
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>>38315106
Tell her to call back during business hours.
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>>38315118
>"I love you, Anon"
>sorry Anon can not come to the phone right now, pleas call back later or leave a message after the tone
>sobers up never never calls again
>>
Going to try get some sleep lads, hope I don't wake up.
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>>38315294
You'll wake up around 7pm and rinse and repeat like me.
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just turned 18, does it get better lads
>>
>>38315346
Give it another couple of years. We need a better idea of your trajectory.
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>>38315346
Congratulations on your first 4chan post! It only gets worse from now on.
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>>38315346
Depends whether you choose to stay here or not
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>>38315415
Not my first post, been here for just under 3 years

>>38315417
yeah probably
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>>38315502
>turned 18 today
>Not my first post, been here for just under 3 years

REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
>>
>fell asleep for an hour
Haha almost fell for the sleep jew, lads
>>
>stayed up till 2AM because I had a mega wank session
>had to get up at 6 for wage slavery

I hate my life i hate my life i hate my life i hate my life
>>
>>38316100
Of all the Jews you should fall for, sleep is probably the best.

Fuck the sugar jew though.
>>
>>38315669
was rong bb cakes xx

Anyways noice talking to you lads, gotta go out with stacy and the bros now
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Getting about worried about net neutrality lads. I know it's a US thing at the moment but I can see it being an issue here.
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>>38316280
Can someone redpill me on this. Is it even that big of an issue? I dont trust pol or reddit so just gonna ask here
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You were born a loser, you were always destined to be one and nothing you could've done would've changed that.

You rolled a shitty hand and are too ugly/socially awkward to ever be accepted into the general populace.
>>
>>38316411
im not though, im just visiting websites with my bro chad and vaad to laugh at you
>>
>>38316306
You know how you can get channel packages for TV shows and shit? Like when you get a 'basic package' and have to pay for the extras.

That's what they want to do with the internet. Imagine a 'basic package' full of normie shit like Facebook, Tumblr, Reddit and Twitter. Then you have to pay extra for an extended package or some shit to get 4chan and the good shit.

As much as I hate Reddit, they're pretty accurate on this one. It's not really a partisan issue.
>>
>>38311185
Azu got dicked by half of britfeel, then he fell for the tranny meme haha

Used goods broseph
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>>38316306
Here senpai.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K88BU3kjZ-c
>>
>>38311185
Fuck those fags, what happened to Lenners?
>>
>>38311287
Isn't that an old wives tale?
>>
reminder if you drink cider or lager you're a fucking normie
>>
>>38316623
I don't think it matters what you drink, if you drink alone.
>>
>>38316647
this. I drink carling on my own because I can currently buy 36 cans for 20 quid at tesco
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>>38316647
if you're not drinking the absolute strongest thing you can handle I think you're a normie unless you're doing it for financial reasons
>>
>>38316306

Essentially Internet Service Providers want to be able to pressure content providers for cash. They are particularly looking at Netflix and Youtube and the like and going "how come you get to make so much money, while we do the heavy lifting of getting your content to your audience?". So the heads of these ISPs are like "how the fuck can we charge them money?" and the answer is by giving them preferential treatment, so the ISPs can say to netflix "you need to pay us x amount or we limit your bandwidth on our network, and of course Netflix can either pay or issue a notice like "Customers on Telco Internet may have noticed a service degradation, this is a result of decisions made by your Internet Service Provider and is outside the control of Netflix Co." which they know most people won't understand.

Who are the casualties of Net Neutrality? Sites like this one who can't afford to pay to be on the superfast road (a.k.a. the unlimited one), and are made artificially slower as a result.
>>
homosexuality is a sin and SHOULD be a crime again
>>
I want to warm up Gregg's pastys with tilde-chan
>>
>>38317039

Found the DUP lads
>>
identifying as anything but your birth gender, trying to change genders, being overweight for more than one year without a disability or telling people a self diagnosis should all be punishable by death
>>
>>38317156
>>38317039

located the samefag
>>
>>38317188
Not at all. Homos are an abomination, but being born in the wrong body is a thing that happens, and trans people deserve respect and understanding
>>
>>38317198

So what gender is it OK by you for trans people to have sexual relations with? Their original gender or their new gender?
>>
>>38317232
There is only one gender, biology is irrelevant
>>
>>38317039
Ireland should be united under the republic.
>>
>>38317188
wrong I think homosexuality is a good deterrent against overpopulation and promotes adoption
>>
>>38317269
Ireland should be united under a Britannic Empire
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Bored of life lads.
>>
Give me a thing to do today, you stinky shit stinkers.
>>
I knew I should have pulled a sickie. Already had to sit through a group of people argueing really loudly about football. Not even about football itself but the fans of the teams.
>>
>>38317491
Doing 1pm-10pm tonight after 4 days off. Dreading it 2bh
>>
>>38317491
Fuck me, that sounds like hell.
>>
>>38317473
Completely clean your house.

Or binge watch an anime season.
>>
>>38317473

Get a zoot suit.
>>
>>38317537
Good luck lad. You're gonna need it.

>>38317578
It was. One came back down for a bit of a round two but it didn't last as long.
>>
>>38317653
Thankies. I will do both of these!
>>
Called in sick today lads. In bed now with a tea

Yes I am actually sick
>>
>>38317909
If you're too sick for school, you're too sick for playstation / internet
>>
>>38317921
I'm only browsing 4chan. It's hardly having to work
>>
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Good morning britfeel
God save our gracious Thread!
Long live our noble Thread!
God save britfeel!
Send us victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over /r9k/:
God save britfeel!

O Lord our God arise,
Scatter our enemies,
And make them fall:
Confound their politics,
Frustrate their knavish tricks,
On Thee our hopes we fix
God save us all.

Thy choicest gifts in store,
On us be pleased to pour;
Long may we reign:
May we defend our laws,
And ever give us cause,
To sing with heart and voice,
God save Britfeel!
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just balled my way through another doctors appointment. I guess it's slightly less pathetic than crying to Logan....
>>
>>38318191

What did you go and see him for anon
>>
>>38318351
usual robot mental health issues, he's such a nice chap.
>>
>>38318369

Fortunate that you have a nice one, so many people have doctors that don't know or care what they are doing. The only time I've been to a doctor in the last 10 years is to get a sick note for work when I had flu
>>
Good morning boys! What is on the agenda for today?

Going to go for a walk and then play video games. Also going to watch a documentary. Think it's a productive use of time and quite passive as well

Have a good day anons!

>>38317077
Anon, we are not allowed to reheat the products for health and safety reasons. I can however, make an exception if you promise not to sue should you get unwell

>>38318176
Good post
>>
are letters to the DVLA freepost?
>>
>>38318444

Yes, but you have to specifically write FREEPOST on the envelope where the stamp would go
>>
>>38318485
I'll just take it to the post office
I'd have to go anyway for stamps
they should sort me out yeah?
>>
>>38318505

Forget my earlier reply

https://twitter.com/dvlagovuk/status/451629102923911168?lang=en

I have absolutely done it before though, and it definitely arrived, so must have been divine intervention to get it there
>>
My favourite feeling is when you're so tired that you can't keep your eyes open and lying down feels like the comfiest thing ever.

It usually takes me 30 mins to get to sleep so it's a joy to just nod off.

Does anyone else find getting to sleep really uncomfortable? I'm conscious of my body touching my duvet and mattress and I find the chafing uncomfortable.

~ Blog Nasty
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wow, she nearly made
she nearly made it through this without blaming me
but just now;
>why didn't you get a better lock? there's one in the shed

every fucking time
she blames me for bad shit happening to me

yeah, it was my bike, I was responsible for everything that happens to it
but she kept shtum for all the times I used my disc lock and it kept my bike safe

I don't need this right now
she pisses me off sometimes...
>>
>>38318421
Thanks for taking over from Lenners. I enjoy these posts.
>>
>>38318421

Just packing and also gotta buy a plug adapter. I might also watch a peep show (Handyman S4E4) and LOST (The shape of things to come S4E9)

For the rest of the day god knows.
>>
>>38318555

>555 trips
>55 times dubs
>>
>>38318541
This is why I never tell my parents anything, especially bad things
>>
>>38318526
are you the white half brother of rapper big narstie?
>>38318421
thinking about how it feels to be hugged tbqh. Might continue my push to legend in hearthstone
>>
>>38318589
I know she means well, but saying anything like this after the fact is fucking pointless
>>
>>38318542
Think Len is still around Anon, so do not worry about that

>>38318555
Where are you going lad? Hate packing desu

>>38318610
Now you are making me think the same haha. I bet it's warm and nice. Makes you feel valued too. We will find out one day lad, don't you worry!
>>
>>38308719
>missed my CV appointment at job centre yesterday because I thought it was today.
Are they going to fuck me over because of this?
Can I refute it by saying they should put things to do in the To Do section instead of hidden in the claimant commitment?
>>
hi not a brit but looking for a qt internet bf with an accent
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>tfw numb, thorbbing pain to the right of my chest
>been like this for around 2 hours

Guess this is the end for me
>>
>>38318712

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mA4b76TlpZ
>>
>>38318712
Literally everyone has an accent.
>>
>>38318748
my panties just flew across the damn room

>>38318749
american accents are boring when literally everyone you know has one and they all sound the same
>>
>>38318712
I mean theres a lot of British accents. What are you after specifically?
>>
>>38318749
american accents are boring and all sound the same IMO

>>38318777
the vocaroo someone posted was A+
>>
P-post your own vocarro
>>
And now the internet is down.
Fan-fucking-tastic...
>>
>>38318925
No. Doxxanon will trace my location from the frequency of the soundwaves.
>>
>>38318925
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YU82Cv7hqC
>>
>>38318982

Your voice passes pretty well as female, you must have started hrt young.
>>
>>38318996
legit gril
>>
>>38319016

get your tits our for the britfeel lads
>>
I wonder how far I could walk through the Mersey Tunnel before being stopped.
>>
>>38319035
r9k rule tho
>>
>>38319052
mate.. its a fucking rule. just do it or forever lose your chance for big english willy
>>
>>38319049
oh there's a tunnel?
I was trying to get from wigan to bebington once and couldn't figure it out
still got paid for it though
>>
>>38319052
that's a gay rule invented by a buttmad mod that didn't get any positive comments on his photo.
>>
Why does fucking windows defender always try and delete your cracks.

So fucking annoying it's not a virus you retard
>>
>>38319091
cracks pretend to be legit files but aren't
antiviruses pick that up as a threat when they see the code doesn't match the original
>>
>>38319080
Theres two nowadays. I think from Wigan though it's just as fast to go around because you don't have to go through the city. Also it's a toll road if you're in a car.
>>
>>38319064
>>38319083

owners of big english willies should give me their discords so mods dont get pissy
>>
>>38318982
>tfw no breathy voice yank gf
>>
Just set up a sharia patrol for my local constituency lads
>>
>>38319118
tonibler
#9362

didnt even know i had a discord but ok
sorry lads gonna go claim the prize
>>
Jesus lads, things are going seriously wrong today. Just had a client decide they don't need my services anymore, almost halved my income. Will be tough to recover from this.
>>
what is a wrist icicle?
>>
>>38319162

I suppose that's the downfall of being self employed, although I assumed you have a larger portfolio of clients.

You shouldn't have blown all your earnings on wasteful stuff and saved some for a dry peroid
>>
>>38319165
sound like slang for a diamond watch
>>
>>38319186
Well, that was my biggest client. I do have a few others to tide me over, but it might be a while before I can make up the income.

Also things have been really tense with my GF recently. Worried we might be on the way out.
>>
It's always a fun game to try and figure out the weather through the slit in the bosses door and through his blinds.
>>
>>38319206
>tfw BritNormie is becoming BritCyborg

You have seemed a bit less chipper lately, hope it all sorts itself out though. How likely do you think it is that you'll end up splitting, dead cert of you a rough patch?
>>
Ok lads she sent me her nudes but wants vocaroos of more British guys, i cant do it cuz my mic is fucked.
>>
>>38319240
wow fuck off lad
>>
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>>38319246
(;

yw bois im off to work
>>
>>38319238
I dunno mate. She's been a bit short with me recently and she's been "working late" a lot these days. It's not a good sign.
>>
>>38319110
I dont have a big willy
>>
>>38319256

Maybe it is time to call it a day, at least if you move back to blightly you can see your London friends a lot easier.
>>
>>38319290
Could be lad. Let's see what happens in the coming weeks.
>>
>>38319257
do you have a cute accent tho
>>
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made some swirly biscuits
help yourselves :)
>>
>>38319394

You have an almost identical kitchen surface to me
>>
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>>38319394
Looks like you came on them
*quickly consumes them all*
>>
>>38319394
don't mind if I do, I can have it for breakfast
is that 1 without icing a skull.
>>
American '''girl''' please marry me
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I found this little fucker dead in my Kitchen. I haven't touched him. What the fuck do I do?
>>
>>38319453
Eat it for lunch lad. Alternatively throw it at a girl.
>>
>>38319393
maybe. I don't like talking to computer whilst parents are home so if you want example it will have to wait.
>>
>>38319453
give him a funeral fit for a king
>>
>>38319487
do you have discord? im going to bed soon :(
>>
>>38319453
This >>38319537
Learn how to mummify things online, make 5 little canopic jars and the sarcophagi out of clay, and mummify the little pharaoh like they did way back when. Bonus points if you dress like Anubis/Anapa the entire time.
Keep us updated.
>>
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>9 and a half hours of work in 40 min
>>
>going outside
>ends up being incredibly bright and sunny

going to look a right melon in a jumper again haha
>>
>>38316610
I'm afraid to say that it is not
>>
Feeling pretty irritated laddos, these benefit scrounging pakis in Bradistan are making me hate my own race. Been to four seperate houses today doing dead as fuark roof work with my uncle and literally every street has been filled with these no hopers.
>>
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Post robot songs
"but I can't get my head around it, I keep feeling smaller and smaller"
https://youtube.com/watch?v=A-Tod1_tZdU
>>38319676
why did you need to go outside?
>>
>>38318712
>people say they love British accents
>they hear my thick, Lancashire accent
>they hate it

Suffering
>>
>>38319819
No love for yam yam either
>>
>>38319819
I'M UP T' BLOODY TREE
>>
>>38312218
Need to see that. I'm coming to terms with the fact that I have EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE in my brain for the rest of my life. Some days it is better than others, mostly it thankfully doesn't bother me.
>>
>>38319818
She must look amazing naked

Fucking bitch, why didn't she get naked in the show during her sex scene

That's the whole point of the show
>>
>>38319856
>Fucking bitch
If not for the laws of this land, I would have killed you
She did love filming the rape scene, though
>>
k lads, made a new thread

>>38319878

>>38319878

>>38319878

>>38319878

>>38319878
>>
>>38319809
Are you south Asian?
>>
>>38319854
Tinnitus eh?

It fucking sucks dicks. I have it on one ear because some cunt in year 11 thought it was funny to airhorn people's ears.
>>
>>38319919
I am mate yeah but if I stay in this sun any longer ill turn black.
>>
>>38319871
>She did love filming the rape scene, though
Did she say that?
>>
>>38320235
Yea in an interview, she got some shit for it because the got fandom is cancer
>>
>>38320005
What masochistic urge makes you want to go on 4chan?
>>
>>38319819
>tfw generic southern accent
Feels good winning the accent lottery, lads
>>
>>38320320
Because im just as racist if not more than everyone here you fucking whitey.
>>
>>38308719

What advice would you give to an ausfag potentially moving over?
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