Your Perfecf Match

>just find a girl

Ha ha yeah it's easy ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

I did. Failing at it, she isn't interested.
What else did you expect.

I just want to groom a young (18) fembot to become my wife

>>38306938
> complains women are easy
> says getting a girl isn't easy

>>38306982
>>38307118
You can do it. Just be yourself.

>>38306898
>just find a girl that shares your geeky interests
I found two actually. One is actually interested in me, but in a relationship, the other doesn't seem disinclined at this point, but left the city for a couple of weeks for an internship. Wish me luck brobots.

No, I'm supposed to be special.
It doesn't matter if I'm fat, ugly and short. I deserve a 10/10 girl

anyone remember that dating profile survey that showed up on r9k a while ago where you input data and it shows you odds of finding a match in each state

>>38307272
You're the first girl's backup. She's probably up for fucking you on the down low until she gets bored of her boyfriend and can date you full time.

Just tell girl two you want her. She'll fuck you if you remain confident.

I'm too shy to try contacting anyone, much less a female from here.

>>38306898
This is literally what everyone on /r9k/ wants. You fucking mong.

>>38307441
I need to try this right now

>>38306898
I hate you so fucking much.
Stop doing this.

I want a NEET gf who sends most of her day sleeping

>>38306898

I would love a geeky gf, but
where would I even meet one?

Geeks are usually shut-ins

>>38307469
>Just tell girl two you want her
I'll do that once she's back in town, it'd be pretty fucking retarded while she's several hours away.

As for being a plan B, I'd be okay with that. But, I've known her for a very long time, probably three times as long as her boyfriend, it's very likely he's the plan B, while I was the plan A, but managed to fuck it up. Recently reconnected after not seeing each other in years.

>>38307118
I tried that, met her when she was 17, I was 23, started dating right when she turned 18. I made her literally the perfect woman. But here dad fucking hated me, tried to split us up the entire time we were together, that and after 4 years, the autismo in me got to be too much.

>>38306898
My only interest is fitness.

>>38307651
Picking up a cardio bunny at the gym is the dream.

>>38306898
Because I cant fucking find them. They are locked up in their rooms and never reach out.

>>38306898
Nobody here wants stacies. I'm pretty sure we'd only go for girls 6/10 and under

>>38307398
Shutup

>>38306898
Because I can't find a woman that likes period clothing and wants to live in a creepy old Victorian house.

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I already found my perfect match.

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>>38306898
>pic related
fuck off normie

>>38307639
>23 and hitting on underage girls

Yeah, I hate you too.

>>38308488
That girl looks like a gremlin up close.

>>38308660
How else you gonna get to them before Chad does?

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>>38308702
Don't insult my wife you spic.

>>38307441
do you have the link/image anon? im interested

>>38308749
If they're 17 and going for 23 year-olds something is already massively wrong. I'd bet my next paycheck on that her father abused her and you stole his little girl away from him in more ways than one.

All taken by Chad already.

>>38308767
But your wife is a spic

>>38308814
Im 32 and only date girls under 20, age is just a number

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>>38308864
Yes, and so am I Enrique. So what?

>>38308768
no i forget what it was called. if r9k archive supported search i could find it.

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>>38307859
Hkdjhsjdkfjkkkkk

"""""""fembots""""""""" can still get chad.

>>38306898
Other girls have standards of their own. Especially ones with geeky interests. If they find someone better than you, you bet they're hopping on that and leaving you for dead.

>>38308940
>>38308767
>>38308488
why worship hideous cretin.

>>38309253
>tfw women will never wear gowns and dresses en masse because it's "oppressive"
>tfw women will never be refined and elegant anymore
>tfw you will never have a sweet and polite woman that would make you proud to call you her wife.

That's too much man.

>>38309253
I do.

Where are you from anon?

Originalasalways

>>38306898
i'd date anyone who was attracted to me granted that they aren't overweight
i'm not sure where the whole you only go for stacies meme comes from

There is one I like. I don't know if she likes me back though.

We live in different continents too which might be an issue.

We've known eachother for a few months now and idk if I should risk it or not.