*sees you walking into the store with resume in hand to apply*
>>38305574
PUT YOUR HANDS UP THIS IS A ROBBERY
don't talk to me until I've had my trash
*puts carfentanil in your coffee while you are looking at that kiddo with his resume in hand*
>>38305574
*sips*
oo
>>38305574
Please hire me!
Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please!
>>38305851
"Sorry, kiddo. You know the rules."
*points to sign*