Today, my snatch smells like raw potatoes and I have a bit of smegma.
>>38301627
Raw potatoes smell pretty much nothing
>>38301696
Do you have fetal alcohol syndrome or something? It's an earthy smell.
Sounds like an infection.
It's time to douche.
Sachie
>>38301627
smegma smells really good desu
>>38301627
>be me
>uncut fag
>dick smelled like fish as far back I could remember
>stopped using soap and washed my dick with just hot water
>my dick literally smells like any normal part of my body now
>mfw I can now realistically get my dick sucked
>>38301627
Eww..women are not funny, this is Amy Schumer tier..roastie
Stinky potato smelling pussy girl
>>38302298
Amy Schumer is fat and I would not have sex with her.
>>38302332
Ew, I bet she doesn't even care about mycology and only has that mushroom poster because her hipster friends think it's cool. What a total poser. I bet her coochiehole smells like a stinkhorn and all the flies flock to it.
Stop going to bed with your boyfriends cum inside your pussy.
Potato stink puss
>>38302498
Old cum doesn't smell like potatoes. It's more fishy and rank.
>>38302599
Not always. And day old cum isn't old.
That "earthy" smell is the cum.
Potato stinky bagina girl.
If I was your bf, I would ask to taste your farts.
>>38301627
Give it a rinse then and I'll give you a shag, love.
When will it be mine turn
stinky beast
>>38303257
They smell like alphabet soup. I like to hide under blankets and smell them.
>>38303863
Have you ever farted on your bf's tongue?
>>38303883
What classy lady hasn't? It's the most important part of sex.
>>38303997
I'm glad to hear it. What a lucky man he is.
pussy usually tastes like chinese food or cashews, thought i'd share.
>>38304229
Do you gently suck on her roastie (but cute) flaps?
>>38303883
Women cannot orgasm unless they fart in a man's mouth. This is a fact.
>>38304448
Thanks for the tip, senpai.
Do you tickle her anoose with the tip of the tongue until she cum farts?