>dad found the dildo arsenal

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>mum found the piss jar i had because too pussy to go to the bathroom at night
i was 14

>>38301571
why didn't you throw it away?

>>38301596
i changed it regularly, forgot to change it one time i went out for a few days

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>brother buried the evisceration evidence

>>38301691
the h'wat now?

>uncle found the fleshlight armory

>>38301571
my family regularlyfound my piss bottles and jugs, i didnt even care. probably still wouldnt.

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>nan found the butt plug nebula

>>38301527
How did you explain that?
Thankfull my dad never found my bad dragon stash and respects my privacy, but I'm not sure I'd want to explain to him that I'm not gay and I just like to fap with dildos up my butt

>>38301527
>not dildo silo

is it possible to get off to gay porn just off the shock value and not be gay/bi from it?

>>38302173
It's possible to get off to any porn.

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>mom opened the annual candydoll gift box deIivery
Not even memeing, I've been locked in my room with my headphones on at max volume since this morning.

>>38302219
moment of silence for anon's fallen sense of ego

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>>38302219
fuck you anon!
I googled that shit on google just now, and know they're going to think I'm a fucking pedo in their logs!

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>mom found the dead saracens

>>38301527
>Parents find shit I took in my bin cos of gorilla I thought was under my bed

>mum found the before and after tranny folder

>>38302386
It's not illegal so you've got nothing to worry about. You were also already on several lists.

>>38302561
>mom found the mommy porn

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>Mum found the necrophilia porn and gerbil that died last week.

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>>38302386
89y4h5wioen49wu

>>38302703
get out reddit cuck faggot reeeeeeeeee

>>38302613
Could you share the necrophilia porn please? I yet have to see real dead people getting fucked. Sure I saw some dead animals, but that's about it.

>>38302565
Walk up to any american and tell them you love candyoll girls, and give them time to google it
Post with results

>>38302773
What's the point?

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