What the fuck is wrong with Incels??

That could literally be any silly bloke who watched too much BDSM porn though, not necessarily an incel.
Although of course they tend to be autismos.

The fact that it's written by someone with grade school grammar skills makes it even more cringey. Whoever wrote it will die a bitter kissless virgin.

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>incels

you mean your typical autistic white male?

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>>38301358
Wow that hurt to read.

>>38301358
How do you know he was white? He sounds like a typical Pajeet.

>>38300867
As a Muslim, the only part of the list that is bullshit is calling her husband God, since there is only one God.

The rest is pretty reasonable

>she needs to be a virgin
>this triggers slut roasties every time despite it being a default requirement in Muslim cultures, and even in the West before feminism

>>38301135
Most BDSMers are feminists and liberals, at least the females

>>38301441
>autistic white dicklet trying to project his inherent sociopathy to minorities

lol shut up brad

>>38300867
>>38301358
wtf, are there people who are literally this autistic??

>>38300867
>What the fuck is wrong with Incels??
Uh, they don't have sex?

>>38301443
Muslim sluts simply take it up the ass before marriage. And suck mean cock.

>>38301480
I am not talking about Westernized "Muslims"

Easily half of the "Muslim" American population is not Muslim. They are all atheist SJW types. Most of them have white bfs and fucked a bunch of white guys because of an inferiority complex

t. American Muslim

I am talking about real Muslims from rural Pakistan or Yemen. I am planning to marry a qt Syrian refugee girl

>>38301552
Enjoy living in your fantasy world while you still can. Your parents will force you to marry an ugly fat Pakistani who will hate you and not even have sex with you.

>>38301586
Lol my parents are Persian. Persian girls are materialistic whores, so they are off the menu. I would rather marry a kafir spic or negress than marry a Persian woman. Basically all the shittiness of white women without any of their redeeming features.

Again, I want a qt Syrian refugee girl. They are desperate for marriage, food, and shelter. This means I can easily punch above my weight when it comes to looks and virginity.

Being called God sounds retarded but I wouldn't mind getting called "kami-sama" by a weeb qt.

>>38301635
You are dumb as dick. Trump will not let a single Syrian qt refugee in. Even if a few manage, they will go for Chad, and not a failure like you.

How does it feel to know you will die a loser virgin, while I've fucked a Persian girl?

>>38300867
Nothing, they want what they want.
Come complaing when you are forced to take that job, else walk away and suck Chad.

>>38301678
>Trump will not let a single Syrian qt refugee in.
>Implying Trump actually gives a fuck about pandering to his racist voter base
>implying he is not a globalist shill just like every other elite NYC businesspeople.

>How does it feel to know you will die a loser virgin, while I've fucked a Persian girl?
Many guys have fucked a Persian girl. If I fucked a Persian girl, I would be eskimo bros with at least 50 guys.

Virginity is important because having eskimo bros through your wife is fucking disgusting. Like you look at a guy, and all you can think about is him fucking your wife's brains out. And he looks at her with all those memories too.

In any case, if this doesnt work out, I will go on a killing spree on a few hot sluts (I live in a college town with tons of hot sluts). But that is more of an "end of life" decision, so I will try the qt Syrian refugee wife first

>>38301841
>Like you look at a guy, and all you can think about is him fucking your wife's brains out.

Uh, no, I don't. Neither does any self-respecting heterosexual male. If you all you can think about guys having sex, then I have news about your sexual orientation. You have major cuck fantasies as well.

>>38301358
Yeah...20 bucks that that his story didn't happen

>>38301885
Yes, I have bi and cuck fantasies. But unlike you, at least I keep them repressed. Cucks who are proud of it are just cringe.

At this point, I am far too angry and disgusted at sluts to ever act on them. I just want a qt slut to beat and abuse for being a slut.

I can only have a healthy relationship with a qt virgin tho.

How the fuck has r9k become the board that winces in disgust at virgins, losers, and misogyny on reddit?

>>38301443
Some of you guys are alright.
Muslims are actually redpilled as fuck. Would love a mindless slave wife. You guys got it good.

>>38301971
>story didn't happen
>in a board full of white mra autists who talk exactly like that

uhuh. 20 bucks you're a butthurt white boy attempting at minimizing your inherent autism

>>38302131
It's obvious you're a Pajeet who is trying to pretend that whites are anywhere near as autistic or beta as you. Every day you wallow in misery, being envious of whites. Knowing you will always be an inferior race.

>>38302009
Feminists and other status signalling normalfags have infiltrated every internet subculture.

This was inevitable since Web 2.0 made the internet, vidya, and anime, all conveniently accessible and user friendly to a normalfag audience.

With shitty dial up and shitty websites, it ensured that most internet users in the web 1.0 era would have some measure of autism or other (non-meme) weirdness that enable them to tolerate web 1.0

Basically:
http://thefaceberg.com/sorrows-furnace/

>>38301992
>I can only have a healthy relationship with a qt virgin tho.
No you can't. It won't be healthy for her. No girl will be happy in a relationship with you.

>>38302212
He's a muzzie, do you really think he gives a shit of his slave is happy?

>>38302193
Funny how the ones who whine about this are always the teenagers like you who have been on the internet at most a few years. You were not even born when some of us were shitposting.

>>38302231
He lives in Burgerland. That means he's not allowed to hit his wife. And she's allowed to divorce him and take all his money and kids.

>>38302212
>No you can't. It won't be healthy for her
It would be healthy because that would be the norm for the average conservative Muslim girl.

They are raised to be chaste and obedient wives and mothers. They dont want to be liberated careerist sluts

>>38302234
I am 28, and I have used the internet regularly since 2001 or so, and even before then, my sister used dialup, so I was exposed to things like Stileproject at the age of 11.

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>>38302234
>You were not even born when some of us were shitposting.

>>38302251
>That means he's not allowed to hit his wife.
You really think a devout Muslim Syrian refugee is going to trust a bunch of kafir cops?

>implying I would let her have a single cent
I would avoid formal marriage, and get a prenup if I did

That divorce rape bullshit happens with liberated careerist sluts, not with conservative housewives who are utterly dependent on their husbands for survival

>>38302366
You realize your imaginary waifu isn't going to be just flown to your basement and given an automatic residence permit? She'll have to go through all sorts of school, learn English, assimilate. You're not going to find a single girl who would be a happily submissive housewife and also let to immigrate.

>>38302476
Fine, I will go the Nabeel Azeez route move to Qatar. I am starting an online business with some other people so location is not going to be an issue in the future, hopefully.

Of course, I can just go on a shooting spree and kill as many hot sluts as I can. I am beginning to develop a fetish for killing pretty sluts. I no longer think about just fucking them anymore.

>>38302550
Do you have an impressive gun collection already? Asking just out of curiosity, not because I'd want to report you to the feds or anything.

>>38302682
Currently noguns. But planning to in the near future.

>>38301455
Sjw shill spotted.
Also, sage

>>38303083
>announcing your sages
Enjoy your ban :^)