>girl starts talking to you >imagine life with her

>>38300315
>>girl starts talking to you
>>imagine life with her

>not realizing this is just an extremely evolutionarily beneficial trait that has been passed down for thousands of generations and that is the only reason it happens to you

>>38300315
do girls do the same shit? I do this even with females I don't really find that attractive, I do it more so to gauge what my life would potentially be like with that person if it ever came to that

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>>38300315
>girl starts talking to you

>get tinder match
>imagine spending the rest of your life with her
Being a beta bitch sucks

>>38300315
>girl starts talking to you
>feel nothing because you are addicted to alcohol and xanax

>>38300315
>qt girl working at front unexpectedly compliments me
>caught off guard but manage to smile and say thanks
>spend the next few days contemplating life and whether i'm too harsh on myself

>>38300315
>make eye contact
>imagine how our children would look like

I do this way too often

>>38300315
>young woman sits next to me on the bus
>does she want to fuck me? What did she mean by this?

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>>38300315
>male gives you attention
>feels really nice
>can't tell if gay or just lonely
I wish I had friends.

I honestly don't even remember the last qt I tried to get with

>tfw the last girl I talked to was a hooker

>>38301064
>>38301014
>>38300986
>>38300315

>you buy something from a girl
>is she just being nice or is she in love with me?

I'll never understand why robots have this weird obsession shit when they talk to a girl for five minutes. Are you really that pathetic?

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>>38300552
Yes, I also do it when I haven't even talked to the guy. Like when they sit next to me on the bus, and it's horrible.

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>>38301430
W-w-w-w-w-will you be my original gf?

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>>38300315
>pretty girl enters 20 meters radius around me
>get obsessed with her
>imagine having a wonderful and healthy romantic relationship with her
>imagine meeting their parents
>imagine laying on bed, hearing favourite music together sharing earpods
>imagine having nice holliday at the beach

>>38301182
We never had sex, and we know no women would ever fuck us, much less love us.

So yes, we are "pathetic"

That is when we finally man up and shoot up a college full of slut qts

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>>38301508
>That is when we finally man up and shoot up a college full of slut qts
bruh

>We never had sex, and we know no women would ever fuck us, much less love us.
>So yes, we are "pathetic"
This.

>>38300315
>girl starts talking to you
>think about life with her
>remember who I am
>don't understand anyone wanting to be with be
>don't want anyone to have to live with me
>get out as fast as I can

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>>38301655
Holy shit are you me?

You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.

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>>38301477
Tfw want to be in a relationship but also know that I'm too distant, lazy and that I'd probably disappoint my future boyfriend.

I love to daydream about being together with someone and confiding in eachother, but I also recognise that I'll be let down by the reality

I think this is very common desu

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>>38301711
I just want a girl to cuddle and to say ''I love you'' to each other. Your laziness is a plus desu so plase be my girlfriend.

tfw no girls to talk to

>>38301828
>tfw no circle of friends
>tfw you've pushed almost everyone out of your life

>>38301856
anon never reply to me ever again
thx

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>>38301711
will you marry me? please say yes

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>>38301869
>tfw not even anons want you
i luv u anon, don't be mean

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>>38301856
I did the same...I don't exactly know why.

I used to actually have a really strong group of friends and others who id talk to daily and hang out with. As time went on I just kind of let them go...Only recently did my isolation hit me but I fear letting people in because I know that somehow I'll ruin it for everyone.

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>>38301921
sori
i didnt mean that
les be frens

>girl starts talking to you
>talk with her
>dialogue is cheesy and embarassing
>have little experience talking to girls in general, can never make anything but cringey and cheesy dialogue
>eventually reach peak cringe and shake my head a little
>daydream ends

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>>38300315
you stole this

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>one thing goes wrong
>imagine suicide

>>38301990
The last two friends I had left me because of this. We were playing a board game and I could never throw the dice like I needed to, and I started thinking about how unlucky and genetically inferior I am. I started crying and they got mad and started calling me a baby. They later cut all contact.

That was a year ago and no friends since, someone hug me please

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>>38301944
I had the same happen to me, had childhood friends for about 8 years and we made a kik group so it was easier to communicate and we can share memes.

One is my best friend and the other was just a friend.

The just friend brought in his normie friends he knew from Xbox and everything was cool, more people to talk to and get to know.

Progressively every time I talked no one would respond and if they said something someone would comment in 30sec-5minutes.

>feels like shit because no one wants to speak to me and blatantly ignores me

Keep getting desperate and keeps sending memes as usual and would go out of my way to keep asking them questions about their day just so they would talk to me.

Eventually left group and lost all of them as friends except best friend.

Later get shown screenshots about them talking about how happy they were to lose me and made bets to see when I would leave.

>>38300315
>girl starts talking to you
FUCKING NORMIES GET OUT R00000

>"GIRL" enters thread about being lonely
>gets fawning replies immediately

every time

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>>38301711
Fuck (You)
Be my neet gf

>>38302208
Girls can truly never be lonely, the second they have a break up or do anything any guys will come flocking to her.

The best one yet is

Girl
>I'm lonely and no one talks to me
>gets on phone to 10+ notifications
>opens tinder buffet of cock waiting for her
>posts anything on Facebook, even if it's shit gets likes immediately from anyone because she is a female

>girl starts talking to me
>imagine throwing her onto the ropes

Then suplexing her onto a mat or bed preferably

>>38302116
If you were a female and you would cry I wager that there would be an army of betas comforting you. Sigh.

>>38301827
Sounds sweet, but by lazy I mean that I get emotionally distant randomly and it can go on for a while. I don't mind working at work or around the house at all lol
>>38301882
I'm sorry for wasting your time, but the anxiety about being a letdown is too strong. Also I've been on this board for a while now and robots scare me with their standards and ideologies. I was just venting tbqh

>>38302116
Your friends don't really sound like friends to me at all. I've never cried in front of anyone except my family so I don't know what they usually do, but I think that comforting a person who's crying would be expected. It's sad that men aren't expected to or are looked down on if they even think of expressing sadness.

>girl hangs out with me of her own will
>always talks to me
>hangs out
>do all kinds of shit together
>start to fall for her cause this is the first time a girl has accepted me to this level

She has a BF though. But it's still nice, I can be myself around her and she's always supportive/accepting of it.

>>38301182

Talking to a girl is pathetic now? I don't get you.

>>38300315
>send grill funny vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hE18CGmtXqM
>she lols
>she loves me now desu.

>walk past a girl
>she meets your gaze
>lock eyes for a few seconds
>heart starts racing
>pass her
>instantly start hating yourself because you didn't have the courage to say hi to her

>cashier touches your hand as she hands you your change

What did she mean?

>beta guy starts talking to you
>laugh in his face and tell him to kill himself

>chad starts talking to you
>fuck him, then imagine life with him

>>38303741
benis in vagoo