tell me why you love your waifu, /r9k/

>>38297758
You know damn well why I love her and don't you dare ever make this thread again. You hear me?

>>38298034
hey now listen here u little fuck you dont tell me what to do thats now how it works ok you got that?

>>38298044
>3rd IP in the thread
Begone with you, impostor. You know not the consequences of what you're dealing with here. OP and I have had our squabble for lifetimes upon lifetimes.

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>>38298034
>>38298044
stop being grumpy cunts and lets have a fun anime thread

>>38298080
Oh shit he's back. >>38298044 Run you fool! While you still have a chance.

>>38297758

I dont have a waifu because cartoon characters can't be waifus and only Anime/manga characters can be waifus as

>>38298080

stated.

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>>38297758
I love her because she is me but a female!

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>>38298466
ritsu is CUTE
do you play the drums?

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because felix is superior waifu

>>38298487
I do and i love it, I play a lot of music related to k-on!

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I unconditionally love her!

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>>38297758
She looks perfect and is super cute when flustered and I want to help her accept her true self.

>>38298516
What are you, originally fucking gay?

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I don't have a waifu but I have a toonwife, she may not be pretty, but at least I can understand what she says

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>>38298516
>Felix is the superior waifu

Wow nice explanation you fucking Waifu thief.
Mine is a good explanation, check pic related.

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>>38297758
I want to hug her and make her completely dependent on me. She'd probably even be willing to indulge in my fetish.

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>>38300504
a lot of people here seem to like tomoko. I guess it's because she's reliable
also pic related is probably the cutest thing I have on my hard drive

She's my ideal woman.
She cannot possibly be ruined by Chad, either.

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>everytime theres a waifu thread the same exact meme waifus are posted

>>38300553
That's because /r9k/ is just a bunch of normalfags LARPing as losers and they just go with the basic bitches they know.

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>>38300553
>meme waifu
i'll fucking stab you

>>38300553
Maybe it's because the same people post in every waifu thread because waifu threads always die without much discussion or many replies.

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>>38300553
>>38300579
The only thing worse than having a normalfag waifu is having a special snowflake waifu that you had to find some obscure anime to get.

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>>38297758
>tfw I'm a pilot
>tfw I still don't have a gf

>>38300668
That's terrible. Who man's your machine gun?

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>>38300674
I don't think I understand what you mean by this.

>>38300705
In your airplane. The pilot sits up front controlling the plane and his girlfriend is supposed to sit in the backwards seat with the mounted machine gun so they can blast commies away together.

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>>38297758
Her long hair and simple dress give her a conservative look. She's beautiful, but is more of a plain college girl type. She's admitted herself that the number of men she's dated is 18 times 0, so it seems like she's a late bloomer when it comes to romance. She's pretty slim and has a frail atmosphere around her. The type of girl that guys would instinctively want to help but they'll see there's a part of her that doesn't easily give in to pressure.

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>>38300755
Oh, that makes sense. Battle buddy waifus are the best waifus. Pic related is Juana from The Princess and the Pilot.

>>38297758
Because I have no one else to love.

>>38298487
drummers are a cancer to society

>>38300542
>because she's reliable
She's not though. Her dream is to be a roastie slut, she's just too awkward to do so.

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>>38297758
together now for 16 years desu, been with me at my lowest and stuck it out with me.

>>38302494
>together now for 16 years desu
How can you be together with a cartoon woman?

>>38302558
back to >>>/reddit/ with you summerfag

>>38302558
same way you can be together with god.

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I don't really need to explain why, do I ?

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>>38302597
snail is best monogatari girl

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>>38302635
I knew you'd get it.

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>>38302698
bat is a close second

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>>38302726
agreed


oririririgano

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too pure for this original sworld

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I'm a sucker for silver hair and her high sex drive makes her better.

>>38304440
aren't you afraid she will cuck you with her brother desu?

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She is 14 and not a semen drinking, selfie addicted cunt. And she is into superheros and art plus her gentle and shy aura.

Forgot picture of my waifu, Kise Yayoi

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2B because she can protect me and she's easily reprogramable
Her body is perfect too

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Aya Brea.

Because despite attempts to cast her as a blonde action heroine she always comes off as just a little dumb and awkward. Almost all of her dialogue is bad and I love it. Aya Brea isn't only a hottie but also a pretty good role model when it comes to heroines.

Wait, can our waifus be from vidya?

>>38304631
>tfw 2B is giving me adulterous thoughts
not once in 9 years have i thought of changing my waifu

>>38304721
Stay true to your waifu! Cheating is horrible!

how many of you have bought figurines of your waifu? did it help you feel closer to her?