I got 34. Lets see how you do.
>>38296757
36
This test seems more accurate than the other one
61
WOOOO. High score motherfuckers. I'm the most normal person around here.
43, which is around what I expected
>>38296757
31 if we count >good relationship with family (which is debatable)
27 otherwise
>>38296988
Yes, you sure sound like an unremarkable basic bitch.
>>38296757
23 and 6 of those points were for being born with a vagina. I guess that makes me a Wizard Apprentice.
>>38296757
29
not bad, not bad at alloriginel
>>38297023
>23
>with a vagina
How can you be born on easy mode and fuck up this badly?
>>38296757
60, cyborg supreme.
>>38296757
Huh, 48. What do you know.
65... I-I'm still allowed to come here, right?
>>38297060
so wich world do you like more ?
>21
Normal fags get out. Everyone who scored over 50 does not belong here.
>>38297039
I don't know, man. I'm on /r9k/ for a reason.
>>38296757
50 but still v :(
>>38296757
78, but 2 years ago i would be at 91 :^)
>>38296988
Get rekt nigga i beat your score ^_^
>>38297128
>Smileys
>Normie score
Nice try bait chan.
28 unless being forced to exersize and go outside for work doesn't count then 25. I have to work it mummy will kick me out
40
I thought I'll have more points, but well, look like I am just a robot with friends and a family that I don't really hate.
I got 100 on the dot
>>38296757
why is this designating people as wizards when you could get your points from fucking women and not have anything else going on?
>AHA, baby it says I'm a wizard, you see I told you <|:-)
>>38297084
Even if you're deformed and dumb as a chick you can still find some beta orbiters who would have a fetish for such a thing. Long distance beta orbiting through internet is almost guaranteed.
For us even being a little bit "weird" or "kinda creepy" is a life of solitude sentence.
>>38297075
Mixture of both. I can't stand leeching off of others or just sitting around doing nothing, probably a pride thing, but at the same time I can't stand many popular things either and just want to be left to my own devices without someone butting in. Have interests that would be considered weird to your average person (especially music wise, not in an edgelord sense but because I like music like this for example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osYiNL3w8nk) and I tend to be a bit of a smartass, even if I'm not trying to be. I like the nothing held back nature of robots but also can't stand some parts either. But I'm doing just fine regardless, so at least I have that going, even if I live in two worlds at once. Funnily enough I can give speeches and presentations pretty easily, I stutter and mumble sometimes talking normally though. Reminds me of Ozzy Osborne.
104.
Not even joking
g
>>38297184
That's true. It's easier for an ugly freak to have sex if they are female. I'll admit that. I'm hopeful I'll find someone desperate enough someday.
>>38297158
True, been trying to bait by typing like a normalfag, but the scores are actually true. I wish i was back at 91...
>>38297235
>how ugly is ugly??
Orignnials
tfw kv
>>38296757
50
phew
fuck off word filter i hope whoever designed that shit perishes
>>38297213
Not even kidding, man. You have autism. The signs are very clear
>>38297076
21 boi lets gooooooooo!!!
>>38296757
femanon here got 39
33 points here, nice. I'd like to die.
I'm >>38297061
>>38297302
Who are you and do you want to exchange contact deets? 10 point difference sounds like a decent match for this stuff
>>38296757
84. I guess not wanting to live in a 3rd world shithole on $50/month and desire to move to the US and lead normal life kinda made me a normalfag.
>>38297260
Ugly enough I'm never sharing my picture.
>>38296757
tfw 33
mostly because I'm not addicted to anything and sorta enjoy life
>>38297319
What country do you live in?
This is an original comment because robot
>>38297076
There's a lot of people, including me, that is +70.
This board belongs to Chads now, deal with it. And you robots won't make us leave :^)
People under 30 should consider going on wizchan instead of here tbqh
>>38297299
How are they clear anon?
Somehow unoriginal.
>>38297335
Why won't YOU go away? You don't belong here and you never will.
>>38297333
35 actually
forgot the bonus round
Got 30 points. Is there still chance
>>38297334
Now I live in the US.
Lived in Norilsk, Russia. Picrelated.
16, don't even care about changing anything anymore.
>>38297387
How do you immigrate to the US? Sponsored through family?
>>38297335
>70
>Chad
You guys are failed normies alone for the fact that you browse this board.
>>38297402
*How did you
56
I'm still able to keep the ripper in check
>>38297356
Because we love to chill and shitpost here famalam. Also to have a laugh at bitter angry robots, it's very entertaining, especially when they rage when someone even speaks with a stacy.
Anyways, we are here to stay brah. If you want a virgin safespace you can always go with the wizards m8
>>38297402
I had to finish school majoring in Petroleum Engineering, received 2 years work permit in the US. Getting education and living 2 years in the US changed me a lot, so I even found gf -> married -> got my green card
>>38297435
>brah
i hate this jfc
>>38297353
Let's see.
Also I'm not doing the 4chan 'ha ha autism' thing, I genuinely think I might be onto something here.
>doesn't want to depend on other people and be a NEET
>but doesn't really care to have people around and share their interests either
>smartass even when trying not to be
>stutter, mumble, speaking socially is hard
>presentations, speeches, non-social speech? Easy
They're not conclusive signs, but I might still be onto something here
>>38297435
>He roleplays a normie
Your life must be more sad than ours.
>>38297465
Are you Nick from those faggot psychological threads? Stop trying to diagnose everyone dude.
>>38296757
unironically 92
still not happy
still considered weird
>>38297470
Not roleplaying tbqh, just being myself , as they say haha.
Nah not really, we usually respect robots when they have problems and give them advice to improve their lifes.
But yeah, then you see the typical bitter virgin that spergs out at non shut-ins. That's the people we like to make fun of. It's a pretty fun place when that happens.
And i don't think my life is that bad, at uni and have work to get some mani, have friends, had a gf. Currently not at my.peak, but i am doing fine m8.
But yeah, then again you have no power to make us leave. Sad!
>>38297497
Shut the fuck up. You are a norman, you don't belong, you have life on easy mode, your life is better than two femanons in this thread so far shut up already you can't fit in
35.
Having had sex or a gf should be worth way more points than having a job though. Anyone can get a job, not anyone can have sex (without a prostitute) or a gf, that is much harder.
>>38297330
Nah your probably not that ugly anyways, all that matters is old or not with men anyways, so let me rephrase.
>have you passed your expiration date??
>>38296757
19
Not really surprised. Actually expected to score even lower.
>>38297477
I'm originally not that guy, no
>>38296757
>Exactly 40
Well, robots.
At least I'm out of Wizard territory.
I failed every single Mental Health Question, which is probably why I'm here.
>>38297529
im not normal far from it
i can get girls money friends its not hard
but i want something else
like explore the space
i dont feel good
you can hate me all you want but im probably more sad than you
because i was a robot and i tought i would become happy when i get friends and gf
but i didnt i now just want more gfs friends and money but i know i woudnt make me happy
>>38296757
54
Not too bad I guess
Could be a lot worse
>>38297601
My condolences, anon. The physical shit is (mostly) fixable, but that's p awful
>tfw 13
Lowest score so far.
i got 44 does being a trans girl still count as grill?
27
I still think this test is dumb, especially cause of the drug section. How am I supposed to get drugs if I have no money and no normie friends?
>>38297872
It counts as grill if you are gonna be my qt gf
>>38297789
Also I probably got a decent score because while I almost got nothing in relationships, in physical health I got almost full points
>>38297872
No. Also why the fuck do you need a calculator?
>>38297915
cuz im a dumb fuck who has shit memory and cant keep track of shitl
>>38297889
already taken srry
>>38296757
>64
Not bad
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
14
will I make it lads?
23 but change is possible im just sheltered and i have no money to move sadly
62.
I-I-I'm not Chad, i swear!
55. I'm a cyborg. Never fit in with the weirdos or the normal cunts.
People never really invited me anywhere cause they thought I don't belong. Feels bad man.
>>38297842
Thanks.
What did you get, anon?
This test was made by a normie
Normalfag tier 40+
Robot tier 6-39
No hope tier 0-5
>50
Yeah, i'm a robot and 25 khv neet.
>>38298031
I'm guy with post number >>38297167
I kinda lucked out on this one girl somehow noticing my existence once, so that's a buncha points I could just as easily not have had
cyborg,seems about right.
I got 24 but I'm gay so I got a lot of the sex/relationship points on easymode.
>>38298070
Neat. I don't think I've ever had a single girl acknowledge me, ever, unless you count my mother, who I hate. Did you/do you like her?
>>38296757
65, and I feel the description of my category is pretty accurate. I'm a functional human with some robot traits.
>>38296757
24.
If I'd had a gun it would be the time to try it out on myself.
>>38298164
I did, but then she had to move, and I've just gone incel yet again. It was great while it lasted though
>>38298164
>I don't think I've ever had a single girl acknowledge me, ever
I'm sorry anon
>>38298232
That sucks dude. I hope you can find another soon.
>>38298245
And I hope you can find one in general, man. Good luck out there
>>38296757
37
too low in content and not original
unironically 69, still find some of it quite arbitrary
>57
An accurate assessment. Will to do nothing stifles my score though.
Have fun killing the board for us, we go here to get away from you guys why you gotta follow?
42. I haven't even considered myself a robot ever.
>>38297235
Don't worry, ugly freak, you'll find one beta orbiter for you 99.99% certain.
>>38296757
Drugs, alcohol, and cigarettes are normalfag shit. Not gunna count those.
30
>>38296757
57 so Im a cyborg. Pretty acurrate actually. Im pretty normal on the outside but my thought patterns are fucked up.
>>38296757
54 including bonusu roundo
>>38296757
16.its original you fucking robot
>>38296757
and I thought I was scoring higher than what I got. This test is good, but it should include things about
>Upbringing
>Hair
>Fetishes
>Drugs and alcohol
>Morality
46
Relationships and mental health destroyed my score
>>38296757
HOW THE FUCK DO I STILL GET 37 I THOUGHT I WAS GOING GOOD IN LIFE
>>38299590
>using a meme to prove your life isn't shit
Bot, I'm sure your life is fine, you likely have aspects about your life that make it good that this chart doesn't list.
>>38296757
I got 68. Not quite normie tier but getting there.
>>38296757
71
if being a feminist counted as 'normal attitudes towards the opposite sex' (hint: everywhere but here it does) then I'd be a normalfag
I feel like "took this test" should be an automatic -10
im awful at maths but i think i got 65 ?
I got 85
33, goddamn dude
orgono
>>38296757
100 flat, basically come here to laugh at people who do nothing for themselves
>>38296757
Gave myself half-a-point on the romantic relationship one because we don't really go out on dates much anymore
>>38300197
>who do nothing for themselves
i mean NEETs are basically doing that(not defending the lifestyle though). what did you mean by this?
46
What now? I indentify as a cyborg though so I guess this score makes sense.
I got a score of 45.
Guess having a gf years ago doesn't disqualify me.
>>38296757
I got 46
More than I expected. I thought I would get low.
Guess that just means I have a better life than
most of y'all.
Glad I'm not a normalfag though.
what counts as an award in this test?
29.
I've tried to make do and just focus entirely on school since I can't seem to deal with other people. Living away from parents is actually pretty easy when you don't have a bunch of trivial bullshit to buy to look good in social situations or spend a bunch going out on the town.
>>38296757
>tfw 47
Might be 51 soon, since I am looking for a job.
18, sad to see how many of you are somewhat normal, please leave
>>38296757
6
I hate my original life
I got 81. See we're not all hopeless. Also married should be one in relationships also have children
86.
How do people get this pathetic?
>>38296757
End it already v v dfbvdefvef;erl;v
I got 38- "Lost soul", I guess that's why I come to this website. Is there any hope still left for me???
59. Being a cyborg isn't too bad actually
>>38296757
40
I want die plox how do I restart
This is definitely the most accurate one of these I've done so far.
>>38301229
>that pic
Let's say you wake up as Hitler on 1939, September 2nd. What would you do?
>>38301722
No, it's not. You had sex and a good social life, you cannot be a robot.
>43
>robot
That's retarded. Unvirgins cannot be robots. I even had a gf once.
>>38301784
>You are half-robot, half-human
You dumb fucking idiot cunt.
>>38297879
Alphabay and selling fake stuff on eBay.
>>38301805
My point is it's in the robot tier section when its normalfag tier you stupid fuckface. Kill yourself.
>>38296757
Smoking, drinking, and addictions are all normie things. Fuck off.
99. Social media bonus is bullshit
>>38301825
Do you understand what the term 'half' entails? Losing your virginity does not instantly make you a well-adjusted and normal human who is able to function perfectly well in society and lead a sustainable and fulfilling life.
Go be underage somewhere else.
I got a 97. I was so close to 100. I guess I'll always be a loser :(
>>38296757
I scored an 87. I used to score like a 40 or 50.
Things are looking up, folks.
73, normalfag status finally reached
>>38296757
65
It's quite an improvement from my lowest at around 30 something.
Though it might be temporary.
>>38301902
But it means you were desirable enough for someone to become intimate with you. Cyborgs don't exist, dumbass, you're a normie living on easy mode.
>>38296757
I got 77, decent
>>38296757
44 I want die plox
32 and I legit thought I was cyborg tier. I reckon I get extra points for being 6ft 5
53, im a cyborg
apparently this comment was not original
>>38296757
26. Sounds about right yeahapologies for not making this original, Robot Overlord
>>38296757
54
I always knew I was a cyborg.
>>38296757
47. Kinda expected that to happen.
>57
Seems about right
About 5 months ago I would have been in the low 40s so I guess I'm improving.
i got 65
nice cool nice
This thread is proof that real virgin robots are being replaced with normies. What a sad existence.
>>38296757
79. higher than it used to be, I guess I'm improving. Wew and this is even with missing a ton of relationship stuff
>>38296757
idk anymore
>>38296757
19
just fuck my shit up famalam
extremely original post
42
Originoilinal
>>38296757
48, its true. It's also kind of the time that I'm in, seeing I just quit college, and am kind of lost.
But thank god for physical health, I won almost all my points on that, surprisingly, its also the thing I get confidence from when being around other people.
>>38296757
73, i cannot believe it.
40
I got none of mental health though.
>>38296757
91 but I expect to be over 100 soon
>>38307647
must be nice to be a normie
>>38296757
38, this test is unfair.
Drugs, weed and drinks are normie shit. Why are drugs and obesity +2s but socializing outside with friends EVERY WEEK is +1? The relationship ones are way underrated, all of them should be +3 or more. Having sex or being female should be +29 unless you don't know what a wizard is.
>>38307654
a few years ago it would've been about 50, so hell yes
I got out
36 with the vagina points. Uhh, I honestly thought I'd score a little higher.
71, how dose having a job not give me points
i'll be leaving now
Got 37, lost soul.
I mean, it could be worse.
>>38296988
89.
I only lurk to be fair.
>>38297076
>>38297105
mfw I am a kewl roooobot
50
I'm pretty much maxed out in every category except relationships and working out. I'm fucking this close to being a normalfag and escaping this place. t's not a good feel lads
'Having a good relationship with your family' having a higher score penalty than losing your virginity is ridiculous
>>38296757
79, I'm a normalfag in an origami way
>>38297356
Welcome to /chad9k/ bro, just be urself, chicks dig that
>>38297961
You already have anon
95
thanks for the morale boost op
Workin on those last 5 points to finally be successful
>12
Can anyone manage to go lower?
>>38308301
Spoken like a true virgin desu
got 55
tell me about the cyborg tier guys, it may even sound like there's a fucking chance to be happy once
jesus christ if it wasnt for the bonus round i would've been a normal fag
91
>>38309529
honestly
when your name/nickname is recognizable and when you get out of the house and at least 8 people in a semi crowded place say hi to you happily are you considered popular?
>>38296757
hwy guise, i found an updated version
>>38309628
Shorter that 6'
Hahahaha subtract 100 points tbqh
>>38296757
35
that's right, this is accurate even if relationships points must be increased
>68
There's hope for me yet anons i can become a normie
>no abnormal interests [assuming unironically liking vapor art and this kind of music is not abnormal]
+2
>normal attitudes towards the opposite sex [I think all women are irrational animals driven by basic instincts and estrogen (does that pass as normal?)]
+2
>Have got a text in the last 2 days [my weed dealer asked if I need some]
+2
>Have social media
+2
>Not obese
+2
>Have no physical abnormalities [I guess memeoliosis doesn't count]
+2
>No chronic desiase or illness[chronic nasal congestion doesn't count right haha?]
+2
>Not addicted to alcohol [alcohol is way too disgusting to drink it every day]
+1
>Shower on a regular basis [every morning. That gives me a warm feeling and the illusion of being loved]
+1
>Normal height [185cm]
+1
>Feel comfortable in social situations [the only social interaction I've had in the past two years were smoking DUDE WEED]
+2
>Dont find enjoyment in things other people would find disgusting [ ..I don't know what that means]
+2
>Have a clean conscience [ I believe something like conscience doesn't exist and is an delusion made up to make the normalfags feel good about themselves]
+1
>Have/had a gf [had a pseudo gf when I was 15 or something. We didn't even kiss or held hands once the "relationship" LASTEd ABOUT 6 MONTHS wtf??]
+3
>Have one friend
+2
>Have more than 3 friends [I guess I don't really know what people define friendship as]
+2
>Go out socialize with friends at least once a week
+1
>Go out of the house once a day
+1
>Enjoy being around other people [ Only when high]
+2
>Manage your money well [ I do manage to have always some money for drugs and don't end up in debt like people I know]
+2
That is bout 35 points
rate my life bros
I wear the hat backwards
>Yes I skate
>>38309628
I'M A CHAD
YES
I DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>38310234
Wrong thread fucking lul
>>38297039
35 here with vag. Feels bad.
>>38309036
Do you want to talk anon?
Originalasalwaysyesiamwohoo
>>38296757
43. desu I've always thought of myself more as a cyborg though
>>38296757
84.
Fuck I need to improve my physical health and achievements.
>>38296757
15
Wizard here bitchs
>>38309628
Holy fuck.... I got 19. I thought I was supposed to have life on easy mode for being born with a vagoo?!?!
>>38296757
Tfw born with vagina
Tfw still got 31
>>38310170
jesus christ what a fucking faggot just screenshot it like a normal person
>>38310808
>>38310647
Where did it all go terribly wrong?
>>38309628
>tfw 69 cyborg
>>38310949
I was born ugly. I'm not even fat and have a pretty good hygiene. Just shitty genes - > low self esteem - > depression - > social isolation. And no, I can't afford plastic surgery yet.
>>38296757
75 here I can finally leave
>>38311188
yes, please leave normalfag
Anyone with more than 50, don't belong on this board
Normalfags OUT!!!
>>38310647
You fucked by getting fat and neverr going outside
>>38296757
94
I pressed on the wrong board. Decided to try my hand. Off to /lit/ again
>>38296757
21
fucking normalniggers do not belong here
>>38297184
>dumb
litteraly does not matter unless a chick is actually mentally retarded
>deformed
appearance is by far the most important thing in a woman's life
hey hey hey
check out this big boy. I got 40. Lowkey feeling superior rn
>>38296757
57 the mental catagory fucked me over
>>38296757
"slightly strange, robot qualities but live human"
makes sense, I've had a gf but on other hand we just broke up and I have literally zero friends now
Oh fuck I scored low... 18-22 give or take I have a clean room... Fuck. Anyone have tips?
>>38296757
22. my apprenticeship is almost complete
15
Any other wizards here?
>>38311486
60 btw, for the record
>>38296757
I got a score of 51
>>38296757
>64
>a sweaty fat KHHV autist is "slightly strange"
Shit test t-b-h
>>38311619
>having friends
non-virgin here but jelly
Is it even possible to be a legit grand wizard? The only way I could ever see it getting that bad is if your parents were purposefully torturing you at home.
44 (shforty four)
>>38296757
27 at most after bonus round. I expected less.
>>38296757
44
Probably never going to improve
>>38311639
I believe that being addicted to alcohol and having a ciminal record is a normie thing. Just not using drugs and not being a nigger gives you enough score to cross into mere wizard category, which is strange since magic tier rarely uses drugs due to lack of funds combined with inability to communicate and even go outside.
2 years ago: 29
Now: 74
Feels good to be normal.
trying my damnedest to be a decent person and being in a relationship with someone who loves me despite me being a crazy bastard really ruined my score
I don't like this much.
>>38296757
idk what pisses me off more, being a 7 or seeing all you faggots are in the double digits yet have the fucking audacity to bitch and complain about your lives, this chart is fucking bullshit anyways
I got
>take care of pet
>have had sex (prostitute)
>moving foreward in life
>102
not too bad, thought i woudlve done worse because of khv status
>>38296757
>74
>my life still feels like a failure
the fuck is going on here.
42, only +2 points from relationships and mental health combined.
>>38296757
>18
I thought I was successful but I guess I should off myself