Why don't you just learn to play an instrument?

When I was a kid I broke all my fingers and now I can't move them quickly enough

Does being the instrument of your own downfall count

>>38296705
I want to become a rocker just so I can turn down pussy. Gold digging whores

I did. I play the guitar. Nothing changed, because when a girl approaches me i'm still an autist that mumbles and isn't able to talk with anyone, especially not girls. Then their love quickly fades in a few seconds and they either move away awkwardly or run.

>>38296720

That was an impressively depressing answer anon.

>>38296794
impressive if you're twelve.

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>>38296705
Do instruments of torture count?

orig

>Arms are wonky
>Limited to a few instruments
I've seen people with no arms play, so I shouldn't be complaining. It's just difficult when you can't rotate your arms correctly. If I put in the time I could probably adapt, but I'd probably choose learning the piano before guitar.

Been thinking of getting a bass, should be easy for a brainlet like me besides I already like low, bass-y sounds.

>>38296705
do you have to be young learn to play an instrument? i heard you gotta be young to play the piano well but what about the guitar?

>>38298899
Only retarded people and retards play the bass to be honest. 4 strings is retard material, 6 strings is acceptable, 12 strings is the nectar of the gods.

Parents never gave me the option.
Probably going to pick up the piano when I finish my degree.

I actually have a piano and a keyboard, but I don't have money to be professionally trained and practicing by myself feels like I'm not learning anything at all. I do know how to play Fur Elise, and Wiosna though.

>>38296720
He knows what's up. Real talk tho if I didn't play guitar n stuff i probably woulda ended it long ago

>>38298952
Nope you can anytime

>>38299113
You don't need a teacher for anything in 2017 m80. The internet is going to do just as much as any teacher will unless you're a retard.

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>decided to learn the saxaphone
The pussy repellent

>>38296705
I can play instruments with my literal, PC keyboard, does that count?

I know it doesn't

>>38296705
I bought an ocarina but I have no finger dexterity. Any exercises I could do?

>>38299147
Time to pick it up again then. As long as I can keep myself from killing myself.

I played trombone at the local amusement park. Now I am a cashier lol

>>38298957
There is little difference between technically playing a 12 string and a 6 string. The only difference is in the timbre of the instrument

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>>38299187
That was ONE HELL of a topo keko, amigo

>>38299187
This is wrong though saxaphone is a sexy as fuck instrument and i can't imagine someone thinking otherwise

I'm too stupid. I practiced all of the major chord shapes and could switch between them quickly. I also learned the pentatonic and major scales as well as a bunch of modes.

Those are just muscle memory. I still had no idea how to actually play the guitar, couldn't tell how to learn a song by ear or even what key a song was in. I just gave up as I clearly wasn't yet to getting anywhere. Don't remember anything now.

>>38296705
>play guitar
>in a band
>people consider me one of the best in the scene
>still KV
You can't cure autism unfortunately

>>38296705
hello reddi, the guy posted it went no where. most likely someone grabbed her phone and sent it

>>38299187
as a bass player, iktf

>>38299187
only repellent to garbage women

tfw accordion

>theremin player
>drowning in alien pussy

>>38296705
I play piano, guitar and bass. It does not increase your prospects of getting women.

>>38296705

Just so everyone knows, that guy didn't get laid. He said on Reddit that after a couple more responses, she didn't reply and that was 2 months ago.

>>38299147
Spoken like a true retard. You're not going going to learn the piano for real without a teacher. If you try to learn using the internet, you will never progress beyond meme level playing.

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>>38301001
I do well appreciate this

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>>38296720
Hey that's bretty gud xdd

anyone else play drum
Probably the worst instrument to play in the scenario that
YOU NEVER GET TO PLAY CAUSE ASSHOLE SAY TOO LOUD AND NO BAND TO PLAY I HATEIT
I HATE IT I HATE IT AHHHHHHH

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I play piano, but I'm only learning one piece right now, can almost play it all

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>>38296705
You do know that's promotional material from Tinder HQ to lure gullible men, right?

pic related is what actually happens

>>38303709
what kind of girls just blurts out and says that ?
I'm fucking 6'2" and NO ONE on tinder even made the slightest remark about it

The instrument is just a bonus.

What matters are looks.

You already missed your band camp years, all you're gonna get is some crusty pussy.

>>38303440
>bought a drumset years ago
>only played it a handful of times
>each time get bitched at because it's too loud and I suck because can't practice
I know your pain friend

>>38303746
I don't know, maybe she lives in a place where tall men are very rare.

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>>38303440
>>38303792
My mom let my band practice in the basement, she loved having live music at home even if we sucked shit the first few years

>>38303798
the north pole

>>38296747
you need to join a band m8, or just release some singles, look ad Ed sheeran.
Just write some shitty rhymes, stick them to some generic chords, and soundcloud that shit
then link your dating app matches to that crap and watch the pussy waterfall

>>38299214
>skrillex
>deadmou5
>everyotherelectronicartistever
that shit COUNTS m8, u just need to sell it!

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>>38299187
should have went for sexophone

>>38303792
no shit, practice w/ air drumming/ drum pads/ books until you're decent then jump back on those tubs and slay it!

>>38298957
Shows how much you know. 6 and 12 strings is basically the same to play. Just a LITTLE extra effort required.