>smell gf's ass >it smells like shit

no shit dipshit

>>38295051
Amazing. What an insightful thread.

>>38295051
But does tha pussay stank?

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>>38295090

there was shit though. did you even fucking read what he wrote?

>>38295051
>women
>hygiene in that area
Women are fucking filthy in the ass and pussy area

>>38295153
I've never met a woman who had skid marks in her panties, but I've known plenty of men who had them. Men are much more disgusting in hygiene department.

>>38295051
I hope you beat her senseless.

>>38295165
Whiteknighting this hard, what were you even doing surveying the large number of men's underpants to come to this conclusion?

>>38295165

painfully true. too many dudes hide behind the "hurr durr im a guy im meant to be dirty" excuse

grow up and wash yo asshole

>>38295051
tell her that she needs to wash it

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>>38295203

why are you only hooking up with women so mentally deranged they cant even wash themselves? are they the only ones who want you anon?

>>38295203
I used to work at a laundromat before I became a neet.

>>38295230
Implying women would actually bring their underwear to be washed if they had skidmarks, that'd go so much against their perfect princess image they would just discard them instead, your research is flawed and shit

Hold your opinions until you've come across actual crotches and asscracks

>>38295264
I'm sure you are an expert in eating man ass, so I'll take your word for it.

>>38295051
>gf

Nigger, stop lying.

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>smell bf's ass
>smells like a combination of sweat, man musk, that amazing ball/penis sweat smell, with a small hint of shit

>>38295284
you ate it, didn't you
you went down on that rim and those nuts and licked them clean

>>38295051

Never understood the allure of ass.

>>38295316
it's filthy and that turns a lot of sickos like me on. it's my big fetish. I have to eat ass or I can't enjoy sex.

>>38295284
D-do grills like ball/penis sweat smell?

>tfw no smelly ass gf

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>smell bf's ass
>it smells like strawberry lube and semen

>gf tells me girls dont poop
>tell her that hole must be for something else then ;)))

>>38295350
It smells so good and alluring that it acts as an aphrodisiac to me, best thing is wearing his sweater and smelling his smell/cologne/sweat while feeling warm

>>38295284
>>38295365
Fucking faggots

If you feminized numale beta pieces of shit ever dared to show your faces in front of me I'd tear your fucking boipussy apart for being such a shameless worthless disgusting lewd cumslut whore

Fucking faggot

I really didnt hate faggots until i started browsing r9k

>>38295165
>>38295165
I take pride in the fact that I power wash my ass in the shower after pooping and always wipe my pp after taking a leak.

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>>38295396
Me too. They really have taken over the board.
I'd honestly be fine with any gay posts being permanently bannable.

They literally do not stop being faggots. They can't turn it off. I don't sit talking about pussy and titties all day. But these fuckers literally just only post about gay shit and there are hundreds of them.
They really need their own board at this point.

>>38295165
Hairy assholes.
It's like trying to wipe Nutella from a carpet.

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>>38295574
Since being gay is a-okay nowadays everyone has to remind you that they're demipanasonicnokiasexual and you have to use their pronouns otherwise you're Hitler. I can't believe lgbtshitters think running around being as obnoxious as possible is going to make people hate gays less, no one even gives a shit about that kind of thing anyway, if you would shut the fuck up and mind your own business without bursting into a musical number about how many cocks you take we wouldn't fucking discriminate against you all the time. Like fuck, nigger I get it you like dick, fuck off already holy fucking shitty titty walrus. The worst ones are the ones who have based their personality around that shit, like they weren't even a fucking human being before they could tell you they love dicks, I swear to god if one more faggotron gets in my face about how their only trait is liking the same sex I'm going to hop into the next Christian hate mob I see just to get them to shut the fuck up.

any bots shave their asshole here? how to do?

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>>38295816
That was a wonderful remark. Exactly how I feel. They are too sexually provocative and obscene which is why I think gays were hated in the past.

>make thread about my feels
>no replies
>make this retarded fucking thread as bait
>32 replies

I hate all of you.

>>38296160
Oh you love me anon-san-chan.

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>>38296160
>make thread about "girls" and their penises
>400 replies within the hour
I guess you're a faggot and a cryababy.

>>38295284

>dating apes and not dating men who clean their ass with flushable wet wipes after shitting or washing their ass in the shower at the soonest opportunity.

if you got shit on your hands would you only wipe it off with just paper? why is your asshole and surrounding skin any different than the skin on your hands, just because you can't see it doesn't mean it doesn't deserve the same treatment.