FEMBOT GENERAL--NO BOYS ALLOWED--

tick tock goes the biological clock anons
tell yourself you don't like kids anyway, it will ease the pain

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>>38292400
>he's a filthy natalist

Betas are superior to Chads, due to their lack of muscles and facial hair, but many of them have ridiculously high standards.
You shouldn't complain about not finding a girlfriend when you require her to be
>virgin
>white or asian
>large chested
>beautiful
>pure
A woman with that beauty will most likely not share your interests.
Go for the average girls.

>>38292492
Asking for a woman to not be a slut should not be considered a high standard.

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>>38292492
>A woman with that beauty will most likely not share your interests.

Look, I'm an average girl like you too, but there's no need to pretend beautiful people aren't also people with interests. It's just unlikely to culminate in any sort of relationship with the kind of people that frequent here.

>>38292573
Oh, I'm not saying I'm average, I'm disgusting.
Even if somebody thinks I'm cute my personality is horrid.

>>38292492
No girls share my interest. All I want is:
>pretty
>large chested
>not fat

I'm very attractive and intelligent with a huge cock. So hard to find titcows though

>>38292492
>>38292526
In fact the big things are more along the lines of
>don't be fat
>don't be ugly
>don't be a slut (i.e. never engage in casual sex)
Average girls meet the first two, and the last is basically a pretty low behavioral expectation that women find inconvenient so call it a "high standard".

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Fembots, how is your race transitioning going?

>>38292684
my... what
originale

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fembots, what is your mbti?
survey purposes

>>38292492
my only standard is white and pretty i don't care about anything else

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>>38292769

INTP. Probably common around here.

>>38292769
the liberal arts major kek

>no boys allowed
Try to stop me roasties.

>>38292661
*Inhale* I believe someone/s forgot to read the title of this thread.

>>38292781
you look like a fuckin school shooter

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>>38292939
That's Daniel Tighe and he most definitely does not look like any school shooter I've seen.

>>38292355
>NO BOYS ALLOWED

I want to be here and I stay her

>>38292355
>Just curious how many femanons here have/had eating disorders.
binge and emotional eating

>tfw you never remember the "purge' part of the binge and purge

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worthless boy here

i love you femanons, thank you for gracing us with your presence, you are the best

Daily reminder that there is no such thing as a fembot and its a choice you aren't forced to live like this you choose it dumb roasties , post a picture of yourself if you really thing you are that ugly and deformed no man could love you ohh right you aren't ugly its just attention you want

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Can females actually be robots? Femanons, what kind of a situation are you in that you think qualifies you as a robot?

>>38293315
I think women can be robots yes. I dont classify myself as a robot (anymore) because my life is actually relatively good. I hang around /r9k/ because its the best depression board and I used to spend a lot of my time here.

>>38293438
>the "le im so depressed xD" meme
>>>/t/umblr

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>tfw put on more summertime weight
>again

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just going to dump all of this here, seems like the perfect thread

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>>38293550
and here's another one originally

>>38292355
>Just curious how many femanons here have/had eating disorders.

Bulimia for 13 years. Semi recovered for 4, but now I'm fat. Hooray. What about you OP?

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>>38293555
and another image to dump original

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>>38293564
and some more to originally dump here

>>38293485
>mental health is only for le men you silly m'lady

>>>/r/incels

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>>38293573
and some more
oreginallio

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>>38293586
And that's all i got for you fags tonight.
Goodnight everyone, except roasties. Stay off this fucking board you cunts.

I used to be, a few years ago. It was nice to be able to have the feeling of relating, and to hear of their antics in disposing of food. It's a surprisingly autist friendly place, I think. Oh also, I may as well mention I have plain ol' anorexia nervosa. It seemingly comes and goes in phases, not deliberately at all but rather out of the blue eating just becomes extremely difficult and stressful, also disgusting. Started like 3 years ago, seemed to become muted last year, and came back with a vengeance this year. Does my statement make sense? I don't mean to imply it literally goes, it simply mutes itself for some reason.

>>38293759
And by used to be, I meant on MPA. I first got there by accident, because I was trying to find out whether or not tooth paste has calories.

>>38293776
>>38292355
What's male pattern anus?

I've lost 85 lbs starving myself if that helps.

>>38292684
I've always looked white when I'm not.
I need to change my name.
People are always racist to me on paper but white people taddletale to me about niggers in person.

>>38292769
Entp usually.
Sometimes intp

>>38292355

Please go to another website to discuss your eating disorders.

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>>38292769
>emotionless anime girl who is actually a pussy
Yup. At least, that's what I got when I took that test a few years ago.

>>38294189
But lolcow is absolute shit.

>>38293550
>>38293555
>>38293564
>>38293573

I want to become gay ASAP

"fembots", you mean roleplaying faggots?

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>tfw recently managed to get in a relationship with someone and want to spend time with them to help fix my social life but my parents are overbearing and want to know everything and don't want me to stay away for too long
>brother has a gf and is free to do whatever, whenever and for how long he wants
Fuck these double standards
>>38295106
>matched mbti with the dyke
It just keeps happening.

>>38292492
But a virgin girl is more likely to have more in common with me.

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>>38295722
>daughters are coddled and overprotected while men are free to roam
Colour me surprised.
>matched MBTI with the dyke
You know, I heard sex between matching personality types is amazing.

>>38292355
>NO BOYS ALLOWED
I'm forcing myself into your thread just like I'd like to force myself into your anus

daily "i'll never be a real girl but thanks to those who tolerate me" tranny post

>>38295846
>You know, I heard sex between matching personality types is amazing.
>tfw infj

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>>38292769
>TFW TOO INTELLIGENT
and too damn common here, apparently. That being said, autoandrophilia is spot-on

>>38293614
>it wasn't even the woman who molested her daughter, it was her boyfriend
>anon's best 'women are cunts' jpg still shows that men are worse than women
don't worry, i can sympathize
if i was a man, i'd be angry about it, too

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I'm a rostie eating a toastie

>>38293581
>le psychiatry is anything else than a money laundering scheme
Mental illnesses are a bad meme.

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>>38295846
It's probably worse because of my history and stuff. I'm sure me ranting at them won't change anything at all.
>I heard sex between matching personality types is amazing.
Oh you. Don't flirt on your monthly, that's bad mojo.
MBTI is a meme though, results are always liable to be different the next time.

>>38295932
you fat cunt

>>38295987
i've only ever gotten two different results IIRC, and i took the test like 4 or 5 times

>>38295975
>anon says this, on a board dedicated to the mentally ill

How many fembots are NEETS?

>>38293008
>>38292781
I kind of look like that. I'm not a robot neither a normie.
Any fembot wants to date me?

>>38295987
I think MBTI is probably the easiest to get the same each time, because the answers are so clear in which direction you will lean in
people's attitudes can change to give different answers, though, certainly

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>>38295987
Yeah, I mean it's kinda understandable but still you're an adult and your own person. Hang in there in any case.
>Don't flirt on your monthly, that's bad mojo
Well, sorry, but I'm reduced to doing nothing but flirting for now. Let me have that.

>>38296017
Sorta. I work for my dad once a week, otherwise pretty much.

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All fembots need to be given an enema.

>>38296006
wanna see my belly?

>>38296017
I am a NEET. I'm also an actual femanon, unlike the other posters in this thread.

>>38296008
Natirally being more of a loner and being prone to melancholic and sad thoughts doesn't make you mentally ill. "Mental illnesses" are nothing more than personality traits/flaws. Surpressing one's own personality with medication is the true insanity.

>>38296128
I love women's bellies
not him though

>>38296141
How long you been a NEET? origigigi

>>38296092
In preparation for anal sex? That's pretty gay.

>>38296153
13 years. Are you a NEET, too?

>>38296167
13 years?! pls stop bait

>>38296142
did you learn all this on /pol/???

mental illnesses are when your thought processes are fucked to the point where you can no longer properly respond to reality
ie bipolar depression, anxiety / panic attacks, major depressive disorder, schizophrenia, etc
when you have mental illnesses, it doesn't matter -what- your life situation is, because even if you had everything you needed you would still be unable to appreciate reality
it's normal for people to become depressed or anxious if their lives are shit, but mental illness is when you're depressed / anxious constantly, regardless of anything that happens to you

>>38296179
Seriously. I'm planning to be an hero very soon.

>>38296193
How old are you like 40?

>>38296008
I took both the Myers-Briggs and Jung tests multiple times and the results varied between two or three. I think the theory behind it has ground but the tests aren't reliable enough to be taken seriously.
>>38296050
I think with the MBTI there's also the problem that people might "game" it and try to get the rarest personality type for special points. Reading the theory behind it and making your own diagnosis is probably better, but it's still more akin to pseudo-science than anything else.
It's certainly an interesting thing to look into.
>>38296087
Yeah we'll see, I should talk to them about it. My father is more understanding generally and he could probably convince my helicopter of a mother to let go a little.
>I'm reduced to doing nothing but flirting for now. Let me have that.
Fine, you can be amorous towards me. That's alright.
I'd flirt back but my afterschlick status is making it hard to be witty

>>38296219
>I took both the Myers-Briggs and Jung tests multiple times and the results varied between two or three.
well, it depends on your mood a lot too? obviously you'll respond to personality based questions differently depending on mood
t. bipolar and managed to get both full sub one time and full dom another time on bdsm test

>>38296199
I'm in my early 30s, but I might as well be 40. Good old mental illness took over in my late teens/early 20s, in case you are wondering why I've been a NEET for so long.

>>38296128
Yes, fatass.

>>38296242
I've been one for 4 and I'm almost 20, I'll prob be like you before I know it.

>>38296128
No, I want you to be a good girl and not be a whore on the internet.

>>38296242
Will you be my old gf to save you fromeverything and also marry you?

im cute younger boy. 21 and not a neet!

>>38296295
I hope not. I'm at the point that I'm panicking about what I'm going to do when my mom dies and I won't have anyone to help me. I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

>>38296181
No, I actually am capable of thinking for myself. And just because you need a mental illness in order to feel special doesn't make them any less bullshit.

>>38296312
I want to be that someone and help you with love i also want to get married as young as possible cause of the way I am..willing to do it with me? Where are you from?

>>38296312
You live with her? won't you inherit a house?

>>38296229
That's the main problem with it being unreliable since the questions can be answered based on how the user is currently feeling rather than how they normally function. I'm fairly certain the theory behind the MBTI and Jung tests are to determine the "base" personality, like the innate way your brain works, e.g the whole introverted/extroverted dichotomy, which means quick tests like the MBTI kind of defeat the point.

>>38292355
you don't get to decide jack shit you filthy whore succubi, get out of this imageboard

>>38296334
No, she's broke like me. We can barely pay rent on a small 2 bedroom apt. I'm worried about my financial situation, but I'm also a huge shut in so I'm most worried about how I'll get food and other things I need.

>>38296322
I am from the US, but I doubt you would actually like me if you knew me.

>>38296163
>In preparation for anal sex?
No, as punishment for being bad.

>>38296405
that sounds horrible, a NEET's worst nightmare. I guess you'll have to face it when the time comes like us all. it doesn't last forever

>>38296219
>my afterschlick status is making it hard to be witty
No worries, I'm going to lunch now anyway. You have a fun, shlick filled day.

>>38296316
>No, I actually am capable of thinking for myself.
This is a good first step, anon!
Now try creating original opinions, instead of sourcing all of them from /pol/ and Alex Jones.
It'll make you sound less autistic!
Autism, by the way, is another example of mental illness.

>>38296405
What do you mean? I think every person in the worl despite of how much they are mentally ill or damaged is beautiful on the inside, every person has nice things in the heart, every person is not lost even when they said they are, so no I doubt I wouldnt like you. And I don't know Im 20 but the idea of having a family a wife, kids, especially a daughter is a really good thing to think about to me, I woudln't mind marry someone and live with that person, improving and stuff and of course taking care about that person as much as I'd like she takes care about me, agh so yes I'd like you

>>38292400
i want a kid so bad.

Please describe the biggest shit you have ever done and how it felt

>>38296515
Would you be a good mother?

>>38295932
That looks really good would shove in my fat roastie mouth

>>38296457
>I am too dumb and or shy to talk with people, I am special, acknowledge me
Neck yourself.

>>38296515
>i want a kid so bad.
Find a bf. You're a female that means it's easy for you when you have to do absolutely nothing.

>>38296417
So there's no anal sex involved at all?
That's double gay.

>>38296515
How old are you tho?

I w-want a kid so bad too ;_; d-do you want to have some kind with me?!

>>38296474
You seem like a really good person, anon. Where are you from?

>>38296537
I used to have a bf but he didn't want to have sex until we got married. So no baby

Thirsty virgins and traps roleplaying as female, the thread.

>>38296591
Find another bf. Cmon femanon, it's not that complicated.

>>38296566
Idk if I am, I only know that I've got hurt so many times for giving the best of me, I'm a loving, caring, passionate, supportive, clingy person by nature and still they hurt me ugh, Im at this point of to start not trusting anyone, it's the same shit, girls of course destroy me even when i give the best i have to offer..i'm always the one who end up falling in love so deeply
I'm from Europoor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtLVXBqfqBY

>>38296591
not me. i wouldn't mind getting married.
>>38296525
i think so
>>38296537
but i don't want some jerk to impregnate me and run
>>38296560
early 20s. maybe! how old are you and where are you from?

>>38296515
TAKE MY SEED

>>38296548
It's not a sexual act, it's simply an anal punishment for bad fembots.

>>38296718
>i wouldn't mind getting married
Please do this before having children, it's the best situation for the child and the parents.

>>38292769
>emotionless anime girl who is actually a pussy
>talks shit, gets hit
>acts like Sherlock Holmes but cries at every movie where a dog dies

DELETE THIS NOW. MBTI IS SUPPOSED TO BE BULLSHIT.

>>38296718
>but i don't want some jerk to impregnate me and run
No one says about getting jerk. Find a good bf, date for couple of years and get a child.

>>38292355
I do not have a 'real' eating disorder. I have major anxiety issues which causes horrible nausea which stops me from eating as a result. I am very much below a healthy weight, tried to drink protein shakes and stuff but that didn't help.
I am hoping that when I reach my mid twenties the hormones will kick in and ill look a bit fatter.

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>>38296736
>not a sexual act
TRIPLE GAY

>>38296718
I'm early's 20 too, Im from europe please be in europeeeee, and you where are you from btw?

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>>38292492
>average girls

>>38296808
yooro too

>>38296989
W-what does this mean? you tell me first

should we talk out of this thread?!

>>38292492
>Go for the average girls.
THAT'S ALL I WANT YOU FAGGOT