your oneitis has taken a hot stinky dump within the past 24-48 hours
what if she's constipated
>>38291615
then she's probably silently farting everywhere she goes even in your presence
lol It's true! You're so funny, anon!
>>38291505
That's implying that she's real. Also horse dumps aren't nearly as bad as human ones. Their diet is better. They poop more than humans and more often, but it's no big deal.
>>38291631
Tfw no constipated farty gf to fart on and around me all the time
>Oneitis has masturbated or sweated at least once in her life
She's pissed...
>>38291741
my nigga this is my exact fantasy
No she hasn't, because she doesn't exist
>>38291846
what's wrong with that? hot af