Random shit you did as a kid.

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Whenever wintertime came and everyone would wear those big 'ol puff coats, I'd pull my arms out of the sleeves and my head out of the headhole and retreat into the coat like an autistic turtle

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>>38290680
>sniff own farts in front of everyone because i didn't grasp own fart fetish
>lasted until grade 2

>>38290680
Be me
Be 13
Go to hunting camp
Decide to kayak across lake
Too lazy to paddle back
Tie kayak to motor boat
Break sound barrier
Hit wave wrong
Mfw kayak flips

>Acted British

I just thought I was British. I honestly have no idea why, especially considering I'm an American of central and eastern European descent. I just wanted to be British.

I rolled my hamster down my basement stairs repeatedly until it died while it was in its rolly-ball-thing.
I was 10-12 at the time

Not sure what that says about my mental health.

>>38290680
i think you can find people's names and phone numbers in the whitepages

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>>38290680
>not understanding how they even got our home phone number, did they just use to give that way back in the 90s?
Phone book my nigga.
>mfw the bully at school you're nice to since nobody else is nice to him thinks he's a good friend of yours and calls your house to talk, citing the phone book as to where he got the number.

>>38290680
>grade 5
>put footballs in shirt and pretended they were titties
>nobody laughs
I was never really liked at that school

>>38292241
>every now and then I would go into a southern accent for no apparent reason
>I've never been to the south and nobody close to me has had that accent
>I still occasionally do it to this day