"Anon, don't work in food service!"

If you're a wagie and you're NOT working as a lifeguard in an indoor pool that gives hours all year, then you're a fucking retard.

Here's my setup:

>9.25 an hour
>zero workload, just fucking sit in a chair all shift and get paid
>teach private swim lessons on the side for 30/hr, get 10-15 hours a week doing that on top of normal lifeguarding hours
>get to check out 12-14 year old girls in revealing suits their cuck dads bought them

Can any other wagies beat this?

Retail and food service are the worst jobs for robits since it's full of failed wannabe chads/Stacey's and Mexicans who thought America was more than they expected

>>38290233
not only that but you will be the absolute hero if you actually save some floundering shota or loli

>>38290233
>>38290326
I'm not /fit/ or white so im not allowed to be a lifeguard. I make $10/hr + health benefits working at a call center though, so I can't really complain.

plus I got an in-ground pool in the backyard

>>38289984
i'm going into food service and it's not that bad, kitchen banter is pretty nice.

>>38290340

Most of my coworkers are overweight and a few are even obese, so being fit isn't necessarily a requirement. There's only one non-whitey out of 20 workers, some really attractive Asian chick. Nice gig with the health bennies tho.

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>>38290233

God damn I'm jealous.

Salarycuck. Pay's good, but it's the most soul sucking shit. It's literally selling your life for bucks.

>Boss is an ex-cop and dudebro 40 year old who thinks all subordinates are at his every whim, no matter what the whim
>Boss's boss is a neurotic Nigerian woman in her 40s
>Coworkers are between 40-55 and have all given up on life
>Every slight hurdle, no matter what, is a fucking crisis that needs immediate attention
>Asking any question, even relevant ones that require managerial approval, gets you yelled at
>"No one else in the office takes all 10 vacation days, I don't know why anyone would. They must be slackers."
>No one actually works but just stays 10 hours a day on Amazon and Normiebook
>"Anon why did you get up off your desk for 10 minutes?!?!

Fuck everything

>>38290421
Go apply at Alorica, bro. $10/hr and health insurance.

>>38290347

Depends on the restaurant and how organized it is. If you're doing drive through then it can be extremely stressful even if you know what you're doing.

I worked at a restaurant for a while and feel like it really helped my people skillls

>>38290752

Yes. even if I didn't like it, it made me more aware of how to communicate better with others. I'm a mumbler and learned to talk more clearly from working in a restaurant.