Dubs decides what I say to this. Fckn roasties man

Did you just start puberty or something? Get over it you've got many months of bleeding out of your snatch to go

Tell her "I called you a dog because of the collar ;)))"

i'm sorry how can i make it up for you queen

Tell it "My name Jeff"

>muh snatch bleeding
>muh giving birth
>muh strong independent womyn

>>38289674
Are you going to start regaling me with the woes of childbirth next?

>>38289887
Rollando for this

>>38289718
haha I vote for this
origimaipastrami

>>38289674
*laughing emoji* lmao nice

honestly she seems nice enough to have tolerated your autism for one.
Secondly she hasn't unmatched you, which is more than most ig.

If dubs you apologize and tell her it's hard for you to emphatize bc of autism OP

>>38289870
>Tell it "My name Jeff"
Why the fuck did I laugh at this

>>38289674
"do you honestly think you're funny?"

orig

lol just stfu and lemme suck on that feminine penis. i'm thirsty and i need your cummies!

>>38289674
I'm sure she's awful, but she doesn't seem to be too bad here. Honestly just sounds like she's trying to be funny.

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Ok we're changing it up now, post ending in 3 decides what I say next

>>38289978
rolling rolling for this

>>38289718
Rolling for did shit

>>38290006
Tell her "your words, not mine ;)))"

>>38290006
No, not a whore. A bitch.

>>38290006
couldn't have said it better myself famalama

I counter-acted the leftist propaganda machine seeking to sow lies and destroy liberty, and I didn't even get paid. I did it for free in my spare time, In between my writing, art, metalwork and worldbuilding project. I get paid for things I make, for value I create with my own hands and mind

>>38290006
no, unless you want to be my little whore

>>38289978
roll again i love this

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>>38289674
send her pic related and tell her
"you are right, you have it so hard. im literally shaking for not realizing it untill now"

>>38290058
reroll oreginalliono

>>38290053
winrar based on >>38290006

>>38290006
"pls dont slut shame"

>>38290058
this is autism tier dont do this

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>>38290077
WInrar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gotta deliver now pal
send her this >>38290058

>>38290053
>>38290053
Op here, I'm not saying that

>>38290094
it's not the winner, he changed the rules so that it's whatever ends in 3

>>38290094
not dubs, post ending in 3
so >>38290053

>>38290106
you cant even send pictures on tinder iirc

>>38290106
I'm using my real pic, I'm not saying any gay shit lol

>>38290105
wow op you fucking faggot, what a pussy you are

>>38290106
>>38290110

so OP is a fucking faggot. i see now

>>38290105
say "depends, do you want to be my little whore?"

i was jk i was testing to see if you were able to take a joke but if your offended then ill just leave you alone i guess...sorry

>>38290134
close, reroll
and do it originally

>>38290130
fag

original comment is very original

I'm exceedingly lonely and desire human companionship, please don't bully me.

>>38290006
say this: no you are a lovely girl and i would like to get to know you better. maybe over some coffee? :)

>>38290006
peg me

cummies cummies in my tummy, jesus jesus i need your feminine benis

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>>38290134
Inb4 no reply originallioni

>>38290044
dubs confirmed niggers

>>38290163
lul beta as fuck
enjoy loss fags, she will not respond after this one

Please be patient, I have autism.

oregoreganopost

>>38290176
charge your fucking phone. its triggering me

maybe if you would calm down and hear me out we could have a rational conversation?

>>38290176
this gun B gud
remember to bee yourself

>>38290176
fuck you for not using my WINNRERRE

>>38290044
This.
Ofadsjlkfjasdklfj

penis penis bo benis banananana fo fenis, fee fi fo fenis, peeeeniiiiisss

>>38290199
dubs confirmd again niggers...bitch twice in a row motherfucker

>>38290193
>>38290193
Another winroll here

at what age did you realize you were retarded

>>38290223
so close to trips jesus i would have cum like a little bitch if that had worked out

>>38290129

>>38290176
>>38290176
>>38290176
>>38290176
>>38290176
atleast stick to your guns you beta

>>38290176
motherfucker acknowledge my dubs

>>38290243
yet another winner. OP you better stop being such a little bitch

>>38290243
this kind of suggestive truncated apespeak is literally what you need to do to get laid as a man

>>38289887
rull

you have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original

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Original she hasn't responded yet

>>38290425
you probably would have gotten laid until you typed the 2nd part

>>38290439
this, you tried to seem dominant while also being desperate

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>>38290439
This so much.
Originaal.

>>38290425

YA BLEW IT YOU UNORIGINAL BASTARD

>>38290425
You're supposed to enter one response at a time numbnuts.

>>38290825
>>38290703
>>38290617
>>38290439
op b t f o l o l

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Not OP, but dubs decides how I open with this Tinder match.

Judging by the profile she won't respond anyway, so go nuts.

>>38291188
DIGITSSSSSS

"What's up bitch I got some other water sports we can play"

>>38291210
This OP. she'll be impressed

>>38291210
fuck the dubs just do this anyway

>>38291210
Rolling for watersports

>>38289870
Fuck this meme so fucking hard. God fucking damn.
-t. A guy named Jeff

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>>38289887
rollerino

oregon valley

>>38289870
My nama jeff*

oroegn

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>>38292399
Winrar. Time to deliver, OP

a whole thread full of faggot ops

Can you post her pics? She looks hot

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>>38289674
send her the Gary profile pasta

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>>38291210
Thanks a lot, robots.

>>38293218
>>38291188
ABORIGINAL'D

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Anybody wanna try this profile?

>>38293218
send them a pic of your cock and ask if they want to just skip all the games

>>38293278
give me a real image of the profile picture and ill do it

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>>38294074
This is the best I can find

>>38289674
say "you just proved my point"