ITT we pretend to be r9k in the 80s

>80's
>internet

>tfw no DARPA gf

None of us would be here.

There was no internet, there was only basic minimal home gaming, and people went out and socialized if only because there was nothing else to do.

You'd get over your issues really quick when there was no 4chan to hide out on all day, and you'd finish your Atari or NES games in an hour or two and then have nothing else to do.

>>38289706
i said "pretend" didn't I?

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>>38289706
>none of us would be here

This skeez. Get telnet like the rest of us, square.

Weren't bbs a thing in the 80s? We'd definitely be on a bbs then.

yall are wrong I remember I was shitposting very hard in 89 or so. global posting rate was a lot slower tho

DONT COPY THAT FLOPPY!

>>38289625
>wake up
>rummage through fridge for cardboard dominos pizza and soda
>turn on yamaha television set because superior nippon technology
>rewatch Urusei Yatsura on jvc casette player
>fap
>dad comes home and chases you off his television set
>he switches to the news
>express your hate for reagan's foreign policy
by reeeeeee'ing at your dad
>dad slaps you for being autistic
>you cry
>go to mom's room
>hear madonna on the radio
>go through her drawers
>steal her granny panties
>wear them and fap
>after you finish, you hide the shit stained panties under your bed
>drive your dad's nissan to mcdonalds
>see qt cashier working the only available cash register
>"hi, welcome to mcdonalds! Can I take your order?"
>"y-you t-too.."
>"I-i mean ducktales daisy toy"
>"can i have a happy meal with a toy.."
>"....$1.10."
>get food
>open the happy meal
>you didnt get the toy you wanted
>you eat you chicken nuggies and steal a birthday kid's toy
>drive to local arcade
>play pacman and donkey knog
>cant beat first level
>spend all your money trying
>reeeeeeee until kicked out of establishment
>go to kmart
>get blueboy magazine
>check out
>qt girl smiles at you
>hand her the magazine
>smile turns to stale face
>drive home
>fap to mtf blueboy models
>cry self to sleep

tfw I ride past HR house all the time to see if she's out
tfw her brother threatens to beat my ass for it