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I had the best wank of my life today. I often beat off while driving around. I have dark windows and high door panels so 90% of the time no one notices (unless they're in an SUV right next to me). Anyways, I'm jacking as usual, and I come to a crosswalk with 2girls on my right waiting to cross. I see a golden opportunity. I go right on their red. I inch across their view. One girl is on her phone (bitch) but the other is looking around... and looks at me.
Dead. Eye. Contact.
I'm furiously fapping. She smiles as I arch up, and MAKE SURE she sees. I instantly jizz everywhere. 99% of the time, I don't cum in he car, I wait till I get home (a long build up is nice) but today I couldn't stop, and wouldn't have wanted to. Her jaw drops.
I keep driving. Whole pass by maybe took 20 sec. as she clears my passenger window, I hear her cry OH MY GOD to her friend and points at my car to presumably tell her.
Today was a good day.
So what's the story of YOUR best wank?
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Seriously, none of you robots have a best wank story?
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trying to stop no fap, Couldnt they just pic ur car number and get you registred as a sex-offender ?
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Probably not? I mean, imagine if you got arrested for every little thing that someone claimed you did. I didn't hurt anyone. She def wasn't a minor. And isn't a car an extension of your house?
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>>38289228
>>38289827
If these are actually your photos, that's pretty hot.
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>>38289228
>>38289827
These videos bother me. You know the girl is scared as shit and the only reason she's still talking to the guy is because she thinks if she runs, she'll be attacked. Sometimes I see videos of a guy jacking off on a bus and some woman happens to look over and sees his dick, then she looks straight ahead, looking uncomfortable as shit and she hurries and gets off at her stop. Just leave those girls alone, f a m .
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>>38289228
>being THAT guy
C'mon anon
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Nah, guy. If you search "flashing porn" there's dozens of videos like this, where they ask the girls for directions and stuff. There's also a bunch of fakes, where they just stand there and talk for 5 min until he dude cums.
Those are both caps from "real" ones.
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>>38289228
pathetic af if real
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Op hurr, just wanna clairfy, those ain't my pics.
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>>38289228
>tfw your her boyfriend and have to hear her come home and cry about how some asshole came right in front of her in public and her friend didnt believe her and then told her she was a manipulative bitch before splashing her slushie all over your gfs new dress and left her there to walk halfway across town because shes too shy to hitchhike and didnt have her phone with her to now shes crying and shit asking why you even love her and why she shouldnt just kill herself because shes so worthless and shes been tainted by some prick on the road...
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>>38289856
I don't think it is, might be though. Dick flashing in the care is a meme now
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57ed734a1034a
the first clip in this one is my favorite the way he just whimpers out "i don't need help" gets me every time
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>>38289876
>Just leave those girls alone,
nah, I am not sure why we should make girls uncomfortable if we will never fuck them anyway
>>38289894
>being a normalfag
I am a 28 kv and I think I will try this IRL (I live near Isla Vista too)
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>>38290056
This is DEFINITELY one of the fake videos I was talking about. Still hilarious.
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>>38290155
yeah, i would definitely say a majority of them are 100% staged, but i still always get a kick out of it.
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https://m.xhamster.com/movies/1962284/flash_took_picture_of_my_dick.html
THIS is my favorite car flash video! Cheers!
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One day a truck will hit you and you will die with your dick in your hand.
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>driving
>have car
>robot
robots dont drive normalfag
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>robots dont drive normalfag
Mom gave me a car (old beater), failed drivers test 7 times. Had to drive to college, about 70 miles away (dropped out). Am now a pizza delivery driver.
I've taken the robot tests a hundred times each and I'm definitely a bot, just because you don't leave the house doesn't mean all robots don't.
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Actually a little disappointed that no one else shared their best story of wanking.
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>>38290055
Seeing a woman in tears is the hottest thing ever
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>>38290056
I request more of these viedoes NOW
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>>38290055
not that it wouldnt be a dick move :^D but girls really arent that fragile
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>>38290986
>You're not a robot unless you have the same exact problems as me.
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I'm female and I'd just like to say I think this is hilarious. No idea what I'd do if it happened, probably burst out laughing. Thanks anon.
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