>Be me. >Get letter from wealthy recluse relative. >Family

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>Be me.
>Get letter from wealthy recluse relative.
>Family Estate is overrun by beast, brigands, and evil ones.
>Reclusive Relative dead.
>Estate is mine, bit of a fixer-upper, comes with very own butler.
>Butler spends most of his time at the pub. #moocher
>Hire a couple of laborers to clear brush, gotta flip this property.
>One worker a transient, one a religious pilgrim doing a work/travel abroad thing #dontjudgemeiwontjudgeyou
>they're a bit rough around the edges, eat too much, always complaining about not having the right gear and missing the common sense to avoid fingering dead things.
>Workers return with syphilus and tetanus and a fear of the dark.
>Invest in heathcare and benefits of non-unionized laborers. #becausewecare
>Hire more workers. #offthebooks
>Labour saftey regulations in this country are lax.
>workers die off. #shallowunmarkedgraves
>get more lambs for the slaughter workers.
>0 days since last workplace injury.
>upgrade heathcare. It's like offering Roman gladiators dental. #uselesscuztheygonnadie
>turns out this fixer-upper is a money pit.