ITT: Autistic shit you do daily.

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>>38285655
>imagine my internal monologue is compartmentalized and personify each specific emotion with a made-up character

>>38285655
say hi to parents whenever i see them.

>>38285655
Talk to myself and pretend im talking to others when im alone. I do this by an insane amount

>>38285655
pretend im in war and do pew pew sounds
the thing is i dont know what is considered autistic everything seems normal to me

>>38286828
help i am hearing sounds of my ringtone. its day 2 and i hear it coming far away, everywhere i go.

>>38286908
Same, I always run around pretending I have a rifle and I transition to my imaginary pistol, pretending im clearing my house or something

Maybe pretty normal but I talk to myself in my head and do the facial expressions for both sides of the conversation. even in public

>>38285655
I simulate conversations in my head, and sometimes I catch myself doing the actual hand movements as if I was actually in the conversation.

>>38286828
I make up enitre conversations inside of my head and argue with the person I know....inside my head lol. I probably do it because they're insufferable and will have a bad reaction to any kind of criticism.

>>38285655
i pretend driving a jeep while descending stairs.

>>38285655
>swear under my breath when I remember an uncomfortable memory
>spasm out like a retard when I remember an uncomfortable memory
>accidentally do this when i'm out of the house because i'm used to nobody seeing me

i have an addiction to jumping on my mini-trampoline

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>>38285655
>Rub my hands like if i was jew
That reminded me of something I did last month

>going home from cinema with little brother (17)
>says he really needs to pee, but we're already too far from the mall to go back, and there aren't any public toilets where we live
>says he can't keep it in any longer, and climbs the fence to some abandoned lot to piss inside, because he's not a degenerate and doesn't want to just do it on the street
>I go to throw my pop corn bag in a trashcan around the corner
>start walking back and I see his figure by the faint ambient light of a few lamp posts that are a block away
>rub my hands like a jew and say something like "what's up you little shit"
>mfw it wasn't my brother but some random guy
>mfw he ran away

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I make halo shields sounds in relation to my healt:
>That "crash" of shields going down as soon as I get hit.
>That "bobobobo" of shields down when I'm still hurting.
>That "Bwoooouup!" of shields reloading when pain fades.

Also

>I make pic related face when I watch Romantic/love anime.
>It helps me not burst into tears.

>cuddle and kiss my pillow and whisper "i love you"
>scream in the car
>scratch my scalp and get all of that weird dead skin oil stuff under my fingers
>if I'm under any stress whatsoever, being around acoustic sensory phenomena will agitate me and I will start to kick shit and scream homicidal shit

>>38288236
Fuck I do this daily, I usually say something like "fuck off" or "shut up" without thinking about it. I fucking hate my childhood-self for being a complete faggot and giving me all of these embarrassing memories

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>>38289105
I do all of these except the "I love you" part
Are we autists really this predictable and stereotypical?

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>wave my hand in front of an automatic door
>pretend that i just hacked its mainframe
>grin and quietly whisper to myself, "i'm in.."

>>38285655
>have conversations with myself
>close my eyes while I go to the bathroom
>hug pillow at night and imagine I'm spooning with bf

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>>38289291
>>hug pillow at night and imagine I'm spooning with bf
>tfw I do this but instead I spoon my gf and pretend she's my bf

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>>38289324
Out. Now.
You don't belong here.

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>Every time i take a piss i slide my hand into the back of my pants and rub the back of my hand on the top if my ass crack.

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>Being so obsessed with Jews that rubbing your hands makes you think about them and triggers you

>Imagine conversations in my head and also imagine I'm explaining something to someone
>Sometimes reply out loud

It's lucky I live alone, although I did this a bit as well when I lived at home

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>>38286908
same running from explosion and jumping on couch like i just got blow up by a mine, running like i got an mp 50 and gunning.

pretending to hold a gun with hands.

>>38285655
i usually play a conversation in my head that might occur and think of all the possible outcomes and responses

Pretend to smoke using pens and pencils

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>>38289481
i do that all the time. ur normal my dude

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>>38289324
It seems you're lost, summerfag

>>38289631
>>38289383
The joke's on you niggers, I've been here for 6 years and just recently got a gf last year, she's also been here for about 4 years iirc

>>38289689
kyf faggot.
on rredit you go back.

>>38287427
Same, except I have conversations I wish I could have with people, that I could never actually have because no friends

>>38289904
join discord thevirginretard#3033

>>38289529
i think everyone does that desu dont worry anon

>pick at the dry dandruff at the base of my head
>pick my nose
>crack my wrists
>crack my neck in all direction and sometimes have to use my hands
>violently crack my back when i get up every so often
>fap way to go damn much, probably 7 times a day usually when im bored and theres nothing to watch
>usto bite my nails
>pick at the pimples on my back
>theres this little mole i have on my chin and theres always that 1 hair that comes out of it so i always try and pluck it out with my fingers but its very hard

>>38289976
i do a bunch of this stuff except nails and dandruff, i mean i have it but dontr actively pick it.

Fairly sure this isnt autist level habits

>>38285655
Breath heavily like a motherfucker and laugh maniacly when panicking or being anxious about anything.

>>38289192
My knee-jerk reaction to these memories is to shout "JUMP OFF A BRIDGE" so I have to exercise extreme self-control while out in public