>mom found the cum cannon FUCK

>police found the semen separator
Help QUICK!

>>38285594
Give us greentext OP

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>>38285594
rain drop
drop top

>mom found the bIood in the poop sock

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>mom found the suicide note

its absolutely over

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>mom have found bottle with piss

>>38285702
>suicide script

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>conductor clenched the cum caduceus

>nephew found the futanari foxhole

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>mom caught you in the middle of using your poop suit

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Niece noticed the noxious nubile

>sister found the conical sperm apparatus

crushing

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>>38285594

> Brother Bartholomew was bottom bashed at the bum bar

Dad found the carrot box

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>mailman fell into the hentai hole

>second cousin stumbled into the quantum onahole

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>Brother battled the baby batter Bolscheviks

>summit wan' righ' when sh' tripped on meh piss can

>dad's boyfriend's son found the poopoo accelerator

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>grandma fell into the enchanted cumrag dimension

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>Sister got trapped in the rape trycicle

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>brother's cousin's aunt's dog found the fecal fucker

>>38285594
>aunt found the sophisticated semen shenanigans

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>pops found the ecchi experiment

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>peter piper picked a pail of pickled peckers

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>sister discovered my smegma simulator

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>grandpapa toppled over my sole dilator

>dad found the cum catapult

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lurk moar faggots

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>leave hotel room for the day
>remember I left lotion and tissues next to bed
>get back
>cleaning staff moved them

>dad found the shit shoe

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Papa found my pissy pants porn

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>Mom found the nail clipping trebuchet

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>aunt mandy found the cummy worms candy

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>>38285594
>mom found the fap fan
FUCK

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>>38285594
>Mom found the backpack full of cum papers

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>mom found the fuck Chiwawa

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>dog found the turd tornado

>pep pep found the Werther's Originals

>aunt found the acupuncture asparagus

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>mom found the anus asteroid

These threads have never been funny and its beyond me how these fad has lasted over a year.

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>dad found the Cum Condenser

>auntie acquired the attack ass

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>cat got lost in the maze of cum tissues
>won't stop meowing
God damn it, Bartholomew. This is the second time this week. The mice are not worth it.

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>>38288123
>grump grumbles about humour humor

>>38288247
This humor is the same kind of "LOL SO FUNNY XD" random humor most people leave behind by the time they leave high school.

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>sister found the semen soap

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>>38288298
>ranter resuscitates the maturity meme

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>stepuncle found the precum accelerator

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>stepmom found the doodoo dildo

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>sister stumbled into sacred semen sepulcher
I'll never see her again, guys

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>FBI finally fabricated the Forbidden Fap-Force Fibonacci Frequency
I tried to jerk it an hour ago and the ensuing energy waves liquefied every roastie for three miles, they know not the evil they have wrought upon this earth.