JUST START SMOKING, FELLOW FATBOTS

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHH

WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY TELL ME IT WAS THIS FUCKING EASY???

>Be fatass, 50 pounds overweight (like 23 kilos or something close)
>hear that smoking kills your appetite
>look into it
>risks are that you smell like shit, teeth are yellow, and you live less time
>realize that I already smell like shit, my teeth are already fucked from soda and junk food, and being 50 pound overweight will kill me faster
>get really into smoking
>buy bags of really tasty rolling tobacco and roll my own smokes
>really enjoy smoking them, rolling is fun and relaxing, and it's a social thing, can now start conversations with fellow smokers
>smoke about 15 hand rolls per day (not a crazy amount, but I have never smoked before)
>appetite is in the gutter, still force myself to drink water, take vitamins, and keep up with the food groups so I don't die
>just eat drastically less, whenever i'm hungry I smoke
>a month goes by
>already lost 15 pounds
>I feel totally fine
>I will quit once I get down to a healthy weight, because I need to eventually get a gf and smokers aren't as desirable
>life is looking up
>feel genuinely optimistic for the first time in years

I am floored by how easy this really is. Normies act like cigs will kill you as fast as cyanide, but people have smoked forever. It's not good for you, but you can use it as a tool.