I just matched with a german Taylor Swift Like what the fuck

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>>38283751

>Trying to hide that adams apple.

Yeah. A german taylor swift alright.

>>38283776
this is originally and unironically
fpbp

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>>38283776
She is literally perfect

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>>38283866
>>38283751
Why are german girls such goddesses?

Does she have eine Fraupenis though?

>>38283866

For sure! I was just playing around. She a bona fide qt

Good luck anon! Do your best to catch her eye.

She got a big head ol bobble head looking ass my nigga op you better get at her

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>>38284102
She responded later with a "you can do it" gif, not getting my hopes up, I'm good looking but not that good looking.

get me a date with the chubby friend and i'll be your wingman

>>38283751
ahmed please go

original

>>38283751
>The sheer amount of makeup
Come the hell on, I'm literally blind to makeup and even I can tell this shit.
Who the hell falls for the makeup meme? Can't be attracted to a women who uses ridiculous amounts of makeup, which unfortunately rules out 95% of white women.

>>38284639
I don't give a fuck it's my lifegoal to fuck a girl that looks like that one day.

And not pay for it with money.

>>38283866
>dat nose
>dat round face
my mother is way hotter :)

>>38283866
Juden? Original polster