why is there so many virgins on r9k? getting laid is like one

confidence is something robots are missing.

the people on this board dont try and then complain when things dont work out.

I never know what to say tho. When it comes to casual conversation with a gril I'm extremely boring :(

>>38282050
But if pathetic people like me didn't exist, how else would cunts like you feel better about yourselves? :^)

>>38282050
We never tried.
Plus virginity is a virtue.
We are pious and virtuous.

>>38282231
Speak for yourself. I spent my whole life trying. I'm still a 29 year old virgin. Some people are simply not born attractive.

>>38282281
Well I never tried because I want to be pious and virtuous.

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>>38282050
This is a disingenuous argument at best, and I think you know that.

>>38282050
I don't want to have sex, I want to have a waifu and have kids, sex is just small part of it, I certainly don't want to fuck some std barsluts.

>>38282050
>actually fucking in 2017
>everyone has herpes!!!!!!!!
no, not everyone

>>38282161
YOU DESERVE A FUCKING MEDAL
THIS THIS THIS

>>38282377
This is where I'm at.

>>38282050
>why is there so many virgins on r9k

Mental illness and improper childhood socialization.

You're correct in saying that getting laid is easy. It is. Poor dudes get laid, ugly dudes get laid, short dudes get laid, lazy dudes get laid, drug addicted dudes get laid, etc, etc.

However because getting laid is a social activity people with crippling social defects don't get laid.

/r9k/ users are usually a mix of genuine structural social abnormalities (mental retardation/aspergers syndrome) or suffered from poor socialization during childhood (i.e. instead of spending their childhood outdoors in mixed groups of boys and girls where puberty led to inevitable fucking, they spend their childhood indoors doing a solitary activity like playing video games).

>>38282345
smug wojak poster strikes again

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>Implying it's difficult for me to get sex

I fuck escorts every few weeks. Easy as pie

>>38282050
JUST B URSELF BRUH

JUST B LIKE ALPHA CHAD BRUV ITS SO EZ

JUST HAVE TOP TIER GENES AND LOOK LIKE A GOD BREH

Fuck off, kys, etc.

>>38282161
>>38283518

why are you dumb niggers here then?

you have no idea how much i've tried. girls in high school laughed. girls in college laughed. i even went for fat chicks and stick sticklys with acne. fuck off if you don't think i'm trying.

i work out, get waxed, dye my hair, put in colored contacts to make me look cooler. don't smoke. FUCK YOU FOR SAYING I'M NOT TRYING.

>>38283689
see >>38283597

It doesn't work for you, because you're a retard.

>>38283597


There's no real evidence that a majority of men are having sex frequently. It's repeated often enough, but never with a source. And before you rush to grab the "age of virginity loss" chart, remember that having sex once =/= having sex frequently.

>>38282050
There's not much in the way of night life in the city I live in, despite it being a predominantly student city. I don't even think there's any clubs. Just pubs, but you don't find cute girls at the pub.

>>38282185
This, in a social situation I'm fucking hopeless. I hate responding to like what are you doing because I'm a neet shit in who plays vidya all day. I will come across as dull.