/britfeel/

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Any lads in Peterborough?

>>38276461
I dated a gril from Peterborough. Sounds like a shithole 2bh

Reminder that casting couch and faketaxi is the toppest of pleb tastes

are girls on 4chan a lot more bitter towards confident and masculine males? i seem to always get different opinion off them from girls in real life or from other sites.

ori

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post waifus and locations lads
Newcastle here desu

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Everybody's looking for the next in line to love
And then ignore
Put out and put away

And I'd be happy just to be
Relieved from duty right away
I know what's going to happen to me

When people talk about love
They're painting pictures of
Someone's pretty side

Go look yourself in the face
And watch the worlds collide
And watch the worlds collide

I'm waiting for a bus to take
My thoughts away from us
And drop me off far away from you

Because my feelings never changed a bit
I'm waiting to get over it
But I know what it is I have to do

When people talk about love
They're painting pictures of
Someone's pretty side

I look myself in the face
And watch the worlds collide
And watch the worlds collide
And watch the worlds collide

when will ebin and tilde kill themselves so we can have nice comfy threads?

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>>38276493
>are girls on 4chan a lot more bitter towards confident and masculine males?
No. They just want the confident masculine outcasts.

>>38276483
I hate fake porn to be honest lads. Amateur stuff is best stuff. Especially webcam lezzers.

>>38276463
It is, really. Countless niggers and shitskins. Most white are Polaks or some other Eastern Europeans. At least there's cheap rent, I guess.

>>38276496
I have no access to my waifu folder here but Kotori is my waifu and my location is the saaf eest

have any of you read my twisted world? is it worth a read?

>>38276499
Your fucked if your bf breaks up with you.

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>>38276512
Just remind everyone of what Dr. Shipman ordered and we'll be fine

>>38275882

Doxxanon here, If you look right in the centre there is a house with a red garage door, to the right of that there is a house with a green upper floor

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@52.5513779,-2.1125172,3a,75y,101.51h,90.02t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sj7aMXjY3xkjnkvKucjUI3g!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

taken from the top of the hill on beacon lane facing east

>>38276525
I read about half of it but it got incredibly verbose and long winded so I just skipped to the highlights.

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>>38276440
American here.

What's the best and worst part about being British?

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>>38276496
Stop posting your waifu and go study, Umi.

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>>38276534
Ummm ah yeah good spot

>>38276555
>>38276534
doxxanon is an autistic force of nature

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>>38276496
not going for the self doxx play thank you very much

>>38276635
They should get rid of the robot. It's the stupidest, most pointless thing ever.

>>38276635
Better make some more original posts next time then eh lad

>>38276635
People bloxpost ever couple of minutes on this board. The mod must've read your other posts and decided he doesn't like you lad.

>call Dominos
>they tell me they'll call the driver to see what's up
>it's nearly an hour after the pizza was supposed to arrive

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>tfw you live in such a shitehole even the neds don't want to hang out at the swings.

Who /ghetto/ here?

>>38276733
>arrives the moment after posting this
spooky

>>38276739
Hillpark? I think I recognise the buildings

>>38276733
>Not using some local pizza takeaway
I'd do it all the time if I didn't live in an irrelevant town with just kebabs and chinese options.

>>38276733
Probably delivered it to the wrong house lad. Greatest day of my life was

>brother orders a dominos
>gets his order aswell as some random cunts large stuffed crust one
>driver never comes back for it
>I get a free pizza

Was a bit of a shit pizza, tandoori chicken and pineapple but I wasn't going to complain

>>38276739
>swinging the swing around the top bar so it's unusable

Why do chavs do this? It doesn't even seem funny. Maybe the appeal is lost on me haha

>>38276786
Honestly mate, those who know...know.

>>38276779
oh mate, best thing ever;
>order a pizza from local kebab house
>they ring me up saying give them 5 more minutes before collecting
>okay
>go to pick it up
>they burned it so cooked another
>gave me the burned one (wasn't even that bad, totally edible) and a free bottle of pop
think I ate both pizzas that night

>>38276496
what is this waifu called? she is so fucking cute

>>38276864
Go Go Tomago from Idolm@aster

300 pound gift card

bit (d o t) ly (s l a s h ) primark_gift

You're welcome.

>>38276753
Yeah, I'm going to answer that and help dox anon track me down quicker. nah.

>>38276786
He doesn't know the feel of pure brinkling swings.

>>38276779
>tandoori chicken and pineapple
Bloody hell, that lad deserved to get pizza cucked.

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Get out of here stalker 2bh

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>>38276887
could this be the new gimmick that the anon said would save the thread on monday?

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>tfw in my 20s and still don't have a driver's license
I'm fucked lads, innit?

>>38276786
It was fun as a kid if you're not doing it with your hands
>Stand on swing
>Create as much velocity as possible
>Jump off and see if it swings over enough times to touch the top bar

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>>38276928
Was a pretty fun trip 2bh

>>38276864
Honoka Kousaka

>>38276937
Nah lad, I was 27 before I stared driving. My mates 30 and he's just going for lessons now.

>tfw lived in the city so got by on bmx and bus.
I never understood people with cars in the city if they never go outwith the city.

>>38276493
There are no girls on 4chan I"ve explained this.

>>38276887
pretty sure primark gross less than 300bong each year

>>38276934
Ebin is there really a secret discord group ran by len who coordinates attacks on you and tilde

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Not feeling the new Valkyria at all desu.

>>38276966
Wew, thought I fucked up in life, thanks lad. Guess I'll still stick with cycling for now, since everything's convenient where I live in.

>>38277017
I've got no idea, as far as I know a lot of them just circlejerk on steam with each other

>>38277016
Fuck off lad. They get tees for 1p and sell them for 4 quid. That's 399% profit. I'm sure they make shit tons lad.

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>tfw swiped left on a few okish looking girls I might've had a genuine connection with and swiped right on a few brain-dead slags

>>38277038
is it true that they're mostly jews?

>>38277041
I've never actually shopped in primark
I just know that it's the cheapest shit going

>have until 3pm tomorrow to write 4500 words
Oh shit

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>>38276547
MiIk Cat 120

>>38277049
I wouldn't want to speculate lad, they are basically just copy pasted clones of people you'd find in a SFT threads, /soc/ or reddit though. Its weird

>>38277017
I remember a thread from last month were all the waifuposters arrived 5-10 mins of each other and started posting despite none being around beforehand. They probably post the thread in their chat and jump in if it's worth it.

>>38277027
To be fair lad, got a mate who deosn't drive and he's married, has a kid and the girls at work are all over him.

I think cars aren't the bird pulling items they use to be.

>>38277057
Primark is alright for cheap kicking about gear. I have a lot of tees for sitting about the house/under my work top.

>>38277038
is it true youre name is kyle?

>>38277077
t. doxxanon

>>38277065
>90-110 minutes to type 4500 words at an average of 40-50 wpm
>spend a few hours planning what to write first

easy lad

>>38277094
It's about 3 separate pieces and I have no clue what to write

>>38277072
Did you know the pyramids are at the same coordinates as the speed of light?

>>38276779
something similar happened to me

>woman turns up to the door with a big bag of food
>doesnt ask for money just gives it to me
>open it up, massive kebab meal for like 4 people
>nobody comes back to my door

felt like i won the lotto

>>38277117
Which ones? There are hundreds

>>38277117
Damn.....that's really deep bro...

>>38276753
>>38276739

Non anon, he's not in Hillpark, he's in Edinburgh

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@55.9364897,-3.2414237,3a,75y,234.12h,100t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sJrYiO8ZOlZAyhilP8BsWLA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

Is it pretty much impossible to be a serial killer and remain uncaught in this day and age?

>>38277017
ebin blows it out of proportion but I reckon they do have some group thing

>>38277150
I think it's possible but just much harder. Especcially if you're going for specific people. Absolute randoms though I think theres still some chance.

>>38277149
You're alright lad.
I'd say you can come find me if you like, but pretty sure you'd get plugged just for not being from the scheme. So please don't. I like your schtick.

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>>38276440
A wee bit of Cilla

Doxx log number 1

Kyle 'Katrina' Brown, ethnically a flying squirrel, goes by the name 'ebin' on his favourite polish wall scrubbing forum. At night he spends his time gliding from one side of his crusty-walled bedroom to the other, gripping his loose skin with each arm as he makes leaf noises. I must study him more.

>>38277186

Don't worry, I went to Leith once and shalln't be returning

>>38277150
>Is it pretty much impossible to be a serial killer and remain uncaught in this day and age?

no, definitely not. it would be easier to be a serial killer than to catch one. most serial killers are only caught because of their own over confidence and rashness. the actual good serial killers are still out there.

>>38277207
it is not brown it is something else i saw it when he posted his youtube channel and googled his username his google account showed his full name

other details are legittamite as far as i know

>>38277186
Will you come to Limmy's Edinburgh show with me senpai?

Oh, Cecilia, close your eyes and I will be with ya

>>38277225
>Leith
Lad, leith's alright.
Gorgie is the real shit hole.
>tfw leith born, but the council sent me to this shithole.

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>>38277149
How the fuck. Doxxanon can you find this location?

>>38277256
>tfw want to go but feel limmy will just put up a screen and play Overwatch all night.
I liked his show, and daft wee stories, and the vines, but now he just fucking irks me the wrong way.

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>>38277294
>texting a wee bird from work
>having a laugh
>talk about a lad being a bit rough
>she asks if I'm being protective
>make joke about wanting to be the only bloke to manhandle her.
>she stops replying

Papped it lads.

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delivered in 13 minutes
not bad

>>38277352
papped it lad

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>>38277369
Looks proper fucking mank land.
Wouldn't even feed it to the lannisters fucking dwarf.

>>38277369
That looks like a genuinely terrible pizza.

>>38277402
you're on /r9k/ buddy
>>>/ck/

>>38277352
lad you papped it

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>>38277388
Well, looks like I know how the rest of the night goes.
Not looking forward to work tomorrow.

>>38277412
Mate, just because you're a neet or a social loser you should still care what goes in your body.
I bet you even eat rustler burgers.

>>38277294
>Check his youtube
>Still streaming every second night for hours
>Rank is currently low gold
>Probably set his goal for diamond again
Vintage Limmy.

>>38277455
wow pls teach us how to live

go and meditate you boring faggot

>become normie
>avoid r9k like the fucking plague
>come back to see if britfeel is still happen
>it's the first fucking thread.

Does kiddo guy still exist?

>>38277532
Was him gimmick a tranny too?

>>38277532
Wish I could avoid this thread like the plague, it's gone to shit over the last month

>>38277369

Why did you get a small one? How are you brave enough to get a small one? The larger you go the cheaper per square inch it is. How can you afford such luxuries as a small pizza?

>>38277503
Mate, I'm just trying to help you out lad.

Just saying you can do better for the same fucking price.. in fact, cheaper.

Even those pizza's from the turkish/paki joints are fucking better.

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>>38277562
no, they look like ass too

but we don't eat with our eyes now, do we?

>>38277562
Are you saying you could do it better for a fraction of the price?

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>tfw life so bad that the ability to enjoy videogames again and play them all day marks an improvement in your life

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>>38277408
look better now?

My right ball hurts. I had a wank which reduced the pain a little but it's still there.

>>38277638
alrite tilde where are your hands

>>38277615
Aye, asda create your own is better and it's only 2.50 for a 10" or 3.50 for a 14".
Think it's 2.50 for a calzone as well.

>>38277638
Fuck sake tilde.

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>>38277626
I'm hoping this happens to me haha

>>38277669
ASDA pizza is the shit lad

>>38277667
>>38277669
why are you calling me tilde
what does that even mean?

>>38277669
Your point was the pizza LOOKED mank
all pizzas look mank
they're cheese and tomato paste smeared on a bread base

The only pizzas that look good are in adverts, and the thing you get looks like shit anyway.

>>38277626
Recently happened to me aswell. I kinda stopped caring a bit but I've started playing wow and Overwatch again and picked up pubg

>>38277562
>turkish/paki joints

Funding a paedophile ring.

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Not long now lads

>inb4 upset fenians

There's this normie guy working at my local shop. Hate going in there now, he presumes I'm a normie because I dress well and take care of myself.

It's fucking unbearable, asks me what I've been up to etc like we're mates. Need some cigs but don't want to go.

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>>38276496
Somehow managed to replace masturbation with Kancolle, lads. Kinda want to jerk it after seeing all those qt boat girls, though.

>>38277698
>Your point was the pizza LOOKED mank
Fair point lad, fair point. I take it back then. Enjoy your pizza.

>why are you calling me tilde.
He's a grown ass man who has salad finger hands and old man legs and throws up his food because he wants to be a skinny beautiful girl(male).

>>38277724
Better than funding these proddy cunts (>>38277739)

>>38277698
the resident bullimic
pretends to be a fem boy but looks like a bloke from what we've seen

>>38277752
Working and sleeping lad, working and sleeping.
He will reply 'I know those feels lad'.
Then you get fags and fuck off.

>cigs
Fuck off yank.

>>38277759
i thought you were a male (gurl)
post a picture of your socks again madotsuki poster

>>38277759
Replace wanking with working out.
>tfw do about 300 sit ups a day.
I should just wank and get it over with.

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>>38277760
Enjoy your rape gangs/heroin dealers

>>38277626
what games did it for you? I've tried so much but nothing works

>>38277760
>>38277762
don't be mean lads, tilde is cute

t. desperate tilde orbiter

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>>38277760

Gibs more funds lad

>>38277772
>>cigs
>Fuck off yank.

Really? Me and my mates use 'cigs' quite often tbqh..

>>38277796
>sentence about girls being abused physically
followed by
>sentance about girls being abused physically
>in short girls were abused physically
What mong wrote this?

It's fine lad. I live in Scotland. We don't have paki rape gangs.

>>38277831
ulster out. Fucking terrorists getting away with being scum because you sided with the filthy empire.

>>38277859
FAGS lad or maybe ciggies, but not cigs.

>>38277559
bigger ones cost more money
yeah it's a better deal, but you're spending more money

don't tell me you're one of these;
>I have to buy 6 of them even though I only need one because they're on offer!
people

>>38277821
Its not so much that a game has did it for me its just that my depression has lessened to the point where I can enjoy games again. What's helped with the depression has been just keeping busy though. Forcing myself to watch, read and play things even if I can't stand it.

huns leave now, like you did from europe ken

>>38277889
I started watching a movie at 12pm on saturday and I'm still only half way through it, maybe I'm just trying to force myself to watch things I don't find personally enjoyable

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>>38277870


Big ian is gonna kack yer ballix in lad

>>38277904
You said you were trying to watch classics right? Yea, no point cooking stuff just because it's highly rated or whatever, best just doing what you enjoy.

>>38277908
'Never, never, never' as he once said.

You know this new DUP/Tory alliance is gonna cause some 'trouble' right?

>>38276779
>>38276891
That sounds delicious. Next pizza I order is this.

>>38277789
Literally a rumor someone made and horny people believed in an instant. Then they cry about trannies...

>>38277944

Anything that involves the DUP has a good chance of being a fucking disaster t b h

They are hilarious to watch at times

>>38277940
I always feel bad watching or playing something without experiencing the core classics or something. I feel too bad playing a JRPG or some platformer because I still haven't played many of the classics so in the end I just don't bother.

Was going to watch twin peaks but decided I can't before I watch the rest of lynchs movies and got stuck on the elephant man for days before dropping it haha

>>38277979
>I feel too bad playing a JRPG or some platformer because I still haven't played many of the classics so in the end I just don't bother.
That's just stupid lad. The only reason to do it in that order is if you're some autistic youtuber making videos of the 'art' of video games.

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>>38277369
>tfw the giant pizza I bought from waitrose was probably cheaper than that

>>38277979
Lad, twin peaks is good.
And Eraserhead is good, but lynch movies aren't the fucking kino /tv/ and 'cinephiles' try to make them out to be.

>>38278012
but you didn't have a paki lackey hand deliver it, piping hot to your door now did you?

>>38278016
Haha LYNCHEd
>>38277979
You should just give twin peaks a go its comfy as fuck

>>38278024
>a paki touching your pizza is a good thing
Wew. I'd rather not give them money

>>38277065
Write notes. Spider diagram with your title in the middle and your core notes around it. break those down into smaller points where necessary.
Type up a section for each point, then organise as necessary, before checking.
add in anything missed. Hope this helps.

>>38278004
I know but I still can't get over it, I've been stuck trying to get into things because of this I guess gatekeeping thing for years

>>38278016
>>38278043
I finished that one actually, wasn't that great. Was just edgy and "atmospheric" for the sake of it, guess I got LYNCHED

I'll try mulholland drive and blue velvet when I get some motivation for it then twin peaks

>>38278047
wew calm down tilde lad woooee

>>38278047
you think waitrose pizzas are made by leprechauns or something?

>>38277759
You're the one who likes speedruns right? How was SQDG? I missed all but a few hours of it.

>>38277979
This all or nothing attitude will only make you unhappy in the long run. Try to abandon it. I can relate though, I end up doing the same and then end up watching or reading less than a causal viewer would.

>>38278073
>I still can't get over it,
Just picture the pathetic autists who care about that crap and conclude these aren't a group you're going to pander.

>>38277369
ah, the jalapeno and cocks pizza.

>>38278141
that's chicken strips lad
are you okay?

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Just got my first dominos. AMA

>>38278169
SHIT
LOOKS LIKE SHIT
THEREFORE WILL TASTE LIKE SHIT
SHIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT

how much was it?

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>>38278114
>This all or nothing attitude will only make you unhappy in the long run

It started in perhaps 2012 or 2013 since then aside from 6k+hours in dota I have probably done less than an average consumer would in a year.

>>38278128
I try but then I remember its this place that sets the gatekeeping standards most of the time and this is where I try fit in the most. Even though I doubt the majority of /tv/ users for example have seen anything and just shitpost about it

>>38278169
E A S T D E V O N
A
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>>38278169
Do you know how cheap it is to make your own pizza?

Do you know how cheap the "homemade" pizza's in Asda and Tesco are?

>>38278209
passata and a cheese slice on a slice of hovis is pretty fucking cheap
cheaper than asda or tesco

why not just get that?

>>38278237
Because it would taste like shit, just like takeaway pizza.

>>38278209
F R A C T I O N O F T H E P R I C E

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>>38278209
I know which I'd rather have, Dominos isn't even that expensive when you get 50% off code

>>38278261
listen very carefully
HE IS NOT YOU

he has sampled pizzas himself
he knows what he likes
he knows how much he can spend
it's his fucking choice of what to eat

get it?
fucking hell

>>38277870
>What mong wrote this?

http://www.rotherham.gov.uk/downloads/file/1407/independent_inquiry_cse_in_rotherham

>We don't have paki rape gangs.

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/407931/Scots-police-smash-two-large-paedophile-rings

There's numerous accounts of Pakistani gangs raping children in Scotland. Pollokshields is probably your Rotherham

>>38278105
I watched some of the games I liked, it makes for nice background noise and makes you feel a bit less lonely. I'd recommend the VVVVVV run, but that's only because I like that game.

>>38278277
What you on about lad that's a true patrician pizza fit for a house pet

>>38278280
>instead of making a pizza to fit my tastes exactly I will instead drink some grease soaked bread with cheese

Do you expect me to sit back and do nothing when people like you are holding tastebuds hostage?

Chicken nuggets in the oven lads

>>38278341
>you expect me to sit back and do nothing
exactly
mind your own fucking business, this couldn't concern you any less

boys how do i tell my manager that i want to attend another workplace's interview

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>tfw pretty sure im playing as the villain in this game

>>38278285
right here noo thur shaggin oors noo anawl?

>>38278360
Look out we have a hardnut in the thread

>>38278397
buy him a nice necklace to lesson the blow

>>38278399
what game is this? phantasy star?

>>38278360
You might want to read the original post again, and why are you so mad? I hope you don't show this side of yourselves to your full time carer.

https://www.internetslang.com/AMA-meaning-definition.asp

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>>38278399
>using filters

>>38278416
yeah it is. im supposed to kill a king but my only motivation is that he killed my brother in self defence

>>38278423
wut?

>>38278448
does sound like you're the baddie lad. what one are you playing? i have always wanted to play a phantasy star game but never got the chance

Is it worth buying a HTC Vive for VR Porn?

>>38278502
playing on 360, sega mega drive collection game
id recommend it, ive been having fun. just make sure you draw maps of dungeons and even the overworld because you wont have any, at least in the first game. some anon gave me that advice and i wish i was doing it from the start because it makes backtracking a lot easier

>>38278502
He's playing PS1. 2 is good. 3 is really wierd, 4 is a masterpiece.

>>38278341
honestly the cooking fags need to stop this all started way back with some fucker going on about his gourmet sandwiches

>>38278525
An onahole or an aneros is much better.

>>38278544
Glad it helped! made much progress?

>>38278418
my carer?
are you implying that I'm not an independent person?
you're basing this on me telling you not to be a knob
you're mental m8

>>38278587
slowly, but im pretty lost. im just gonna run around and see if theres any dungeons that will lead me somewhere and maybe grind to get better armour and weapons

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>>38278544
Lad, if you like Phantasy star, give SMT a go as well. Well worth it lad.

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>>38278323
>I'd recommend the VVVVVV run
I'll give it a look senpai, just scanning through what runs are about.
>Big Jon back for lost levels run
>Old speedgame got ran
>Can see if Nier Automata is entertaining speedstyle
Looks promising so far, should block out the bad thoughts.

>>38278544
sounds decent chief. i might give it a go in the future or something, or i might just buy a mega drive and play it

>>38278637
PS1 is a shit tonne of grind.

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>>38278525
Lad just get google cardboard for your phone for 10 quid

GAMECUBE PHANTASY STAR IS GOAT

>tfw i am having flash backs of being 18 and dancing with a married milf in a club and getting a suck off her

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>>38278858
This just made me remember being 18 banging a mall goth in her parents living room while they were upstairs sleeping.

Thanks lad, good memory.

>not british
>post here anyway
DEVILISH

>>38278858
>>38278892
just reminded me of when I was necking on with a girl in spoons despite her boyfriend sitting right next to us trying to act like nothing is happening

>>38278858
>>38278892
Fuck off normies reeeee 2bh

>>38278944
this
FUCK YOU NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeee

>>38278929
REEEEE why can't you put this effort into keep your own country's general up

>>38278934
>her boyfriend sitting right next to us trying to act like nothing is happening

lol what a cuck.

>>38278944
;) you love it laddy

Mint cornetto lads

>>38278929
Where you from lad? Tell us about your country

>>38278934
Never did that with a bird who had a baby, but did it in front of the beta trying to get stuck in. Just rocked up and necked with a bird. I was pinging on Es though so maybe she didn't like it and I sexually assaulted her, but she didnt pull away and hung around with me all night so I don't think so.
>>38278963
>>38278972
This Reeeeee get Normie's of my board on an image boards created by Normie's for Normie's who likes geek and jap culture.

>>38279023
this is robot board normie scum

>>38279035
It's a board for social outcasts Normie's to be original. Not our fault you sad sack losers took over. We should have never let you.

>>38278989
it is a shithole
end

>>38279071
spoken like a true normie
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee
o

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>>38279118
Fuck off back off to your cave cunt.

why cant we all just get a long like a bunch of lovely lads?

i have just eaten an entire bag of cheese Doritos and now my farts smell proper cheesy

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Would you lads like a traditional trap gf?

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>>38279135
Fuck off back to you know where normie cunt

>>38279168
I'd like a real girl and not a mentally ill lad pls.

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>>38279172
u fucking wot?
Come her ye wee bas' I'll fucking ruin you.

>he doesn't know /britfeel/ has always been far more normie than the rest of /r9k/

>>38279101
Are you polish lad?

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>>38279250
>he doesn't know when to fuck off back whence he came

Should I cycle to the shop and get an ice lolly?

>>38279293
as long as its low in calories so you burn more than you gain lad

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>>38279270
no fren

pic is me and mi gf

I wonder what Foxlad is up to, right now?

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>>38279270
apu anon you are breaking my heart

DON'T GO BREAKING MY HEART
YOU TAKE THE WEIGHT OFF ME
HONEY WHEN YOU KNOCK ON MY DOOR
I GAVE YOU MY KEY

NOBODY KNOWS IT
WHEN I WAS DOWN
I WAS YOUR CLOWN
NOBODY KNOWS IT
RIGHT FROM THE START
I GAVE YOU MY HEART
I GAVE YOU MY HEART

What are the rules on riding a bike under the influence?

>>38279348
can you edit this so hes hover handing?

>>38279373
Iffy. If you're on the road you're breaking the law.

>>38279352
Bet he and the fox have run off together, bet his mum is proper upset about it all haha

>>38279373
it's illegal m'laddy

>>38279385
Riding on the path is illegal also

Odds I fap, evens I don't.

Do I get a Kindle while they're on offer?

>>38279352
I don't know but his sloth owes me money

>>38279403
Then why don't the wee scrotes on BMX get fucked?

>>38279427
>books aren't any cheaper
>can get second hand books a lot cheaper
for what purpose?

>>38279168
id take a black gf over that lad

>>38279450
You can pirate most books. It's more niche titles that are hard to pirate, but then they are hard to find to buy.

Also books like house of leaves is a shit on Kindle.

>>38279437
There's what is illegal and what the police care about. They're different.

For example I drove around in a car without a front numberplate for years.

>>38279450
>implying paying for books is a thing

??

>>38277369
>no bbq

>>38279520
>pay 2.80 for a hardback off amazon
>have a shelf full of books that looks really nice

>>38279485
House of Leaves is the only good book like that anyway

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>>38279373
>>38279403
>>38279437

Think the maximum fine for being "drunk in charge of a bicycle" is 500 quid

Never heard of anyone getting done though

I ride a lot on the footpath but dont ride like a total nonce, usually slow down, make sure no doggos are going to jump out etc

Technically those hoverboards and electric scooters are illegal.

>>38279168
no lad, although she beats half the women round here

>>38279538
I got garlic, salsa and honey just to make up the 10quid for delivery
but no bbq

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>>38279168
I'll take a chinese gf please. Preferably rural

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Xi is a filthy communist who wants to ruin Hong Kong

>>38279685
One who has no problem twisting the heads off of chickens, or battering a fish in the head with a stick, or shooting a wild deer

Best girls

any of you lads watch love island?
One of the worst shows ive ever watched
its just chad v chad

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>move mouse in certain direction
>mouse freezes for 3 seconds
>"hardware disconnected sound"
>works again

Need a new mouse t b q h

Gonna take this one apart eventually and see whats up

>tfw 15+ year old Logitech MX518

Cant say i haven't gotten my moneys worth out of it

>>38279741
Every Normie cunt with a fanny won't shut the fuck up about it

>all ready own a retail copy of sim city 4
>ea being bastards won't give me a digital copy
fine, just hurry up and put it on your free games thing

>>38279741
I started watching it because of this thread.

I unironically find it entertaining, and I'm aware it's utter garbage.

Some of the guys are so far out of the girls leagues it's ridiculous. It's no wonder they have high standards.

>>38279427
Kindles are sound lad, they're the cheapest best tablet you can get.

>>38279786
whats it about exactly lad?

>>38279758
logitech g300 is the way to go lad

>>38279807
A bunch of Chads. We are talking proper Chads here, not just some normie who can get girls. and a bunch of generic, boring fucking Stacies are stuck on an island together, and they make fake relationships so they can generate a media profile and become the next Peter Andre and Katie Price, or whoever else is famous these days for that sweet, sweet OK/Heat Magazine bux.

The last part is my cynical explanation. The shows message is all about watching people fall in love, but we all know that's a load of old shit.

They go on dates and stuff, and talk about their feelings, and who they wanna hook up with etc.

>>38279427
but if you have a kindle the qts on the train can't see how clever the book you're reading is

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>>38279716
I don't want some prissy princess

Reminder that you should keep having tea time

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Quite like this one I took today lads. Got everything the industry and the green n shit.

What a day lads had to use a printer so trotted my qt butt to the public library, fucking students everywhere hogging the computers, I ended up just asking a member of staff to print off what I needed as was going to be there for 10minutes max. Fucking students, I hate them.

>>38279859
the amount of fucking normies that talk about that show hurts me, i cant go outside without seeing/hearing about it

>eat lots
>visibly distended stomach
why does this turn me on so fucking much

>>38279859
how fit are the grills though?

>>38279960
give yourself a belly rub

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God save our gracious Thread!
Long live our noble Thread!
God save Britfeel!
Send us victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over /r9k/:
God save Britfeel!

O Lord our God arise,
Scatter our enemies,
And make them fall:
Confound their politics,
Frustrate their knavish tricks,
On Thee our hopes we fix
God save us all.

Thy choicest gifts in store,
On us be pleased to pour;
Long may we reign:
May we defend our laws,
And ever give us cause,
To sing with heart and voice,
God save Britfeel!

Just took out 500 quid, in 20s.

Felt like a drug dealer.

Felt pretty good actually... How do I keep this feeling?

Im here to remind you that retrievers and labradors are stupid dog bums

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>>38279976
stomach isn't the belly
it's my left rib cage that blows up

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>>38279974
very plasticy

>>38279974
I'm a faggot, so I don't really know how "fit" they are

http://www.itv.com/loveisland/islanders

Judge for yourself

>>38280013
any of them had nudes leaked yet?

>>38280025


>Our gym-obsessed Ken doll
fuck this country

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Well, is this fag right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEiu77LtBJc

gold by prince is an absolute fucking tune lads

>>38277626
getting a pc has helped me with that. spend most of my time gaming when not at slavery

>>38280077
just prince in general

>>38279859
Does /tv/ have threads for it? I remember they used to have busy ones for Take me out, lel.

finished writing off 2 of my songs today lads, got 2 weeks studio time booked for the start of next month to get my EP recorded and mastered

will it be against britfeel ethic if i put my spotify page on here when i get it uploaded?

>>38280088
I have no idea. If they don't, I might start them.

I like the ones for Naked Attraction

>>38280088
>>>/tv/84814543

>>38280097
what kind of music you making?

>>38280068
if i can happen to the romans

>>38280111
bit of a mix between indie pop and folk rock

love island reminds me why i hate our current culture.

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>so which of us are you inviting to Prom, Anon?
>you ARE going to prom, right? tee hee

How do you respond?

>>38280193
>current culture.
ah yes it was all so different a decade ago

>>38280221
>implying I respond
>implying teenage me would allow this situation to occur in the fist place

>>38280221

so fucking glad i dropped out of school when i was 15 and didnt have to put up with this bullshit

>>38280221
>TFW my school didn't have prom
Have we really been amerocanosed in the last 15 years?

>>38280221
>"uhhh sorry i have uhhhh plans"

>>38279989

>Go to casino
>Win 1,300 bong
>Get paid in 26 * 50bong notes
>Stuffed in wallet
>Go to give friend money for petrol money
>He sees my wallet bulging with 50bong notes
>Wonders where on Earth they came from

>>38280226
dont be getting fucking cheeky with me

>>38280261
We had what people called an "end of year do" which was a prom in all but name. Finished after like 2 hours despite all the effort the gil arranging it put in because it was shit and everyone went into town and got shitfaced in the clubs instead. I snogged the girl's PE teacher.

>>38280261
i had prom year 11 and 13. top night, im pretty beta though so not much went down apart from some chad who came on to a chick to strong

>>38280311
fit?
?/10

>>38280335
Quite fit, by the standards of a 17 year old snogging a teacher. I'm pretty sure she was gay though, so I'm not sure what that says about me.

>>38280221
4th from left > 4th from right > far right > the rest

>>38280347

Only kiss ive ever had was from a lesbian on new years eve, she wasnt even butch looking or anything so im pretty happy with that des

>>38280311
>snogged the girl's PE teacher.
All the young teachers drunk lots of wine like the students at my prom. The school-shooter tier guy grabbed the PE teacher by the neck and tried to kiss her, he got punched by someone kek.

>>38280013
I bet the black man gets all the pussy. The white boys get the left overs

>>38280391

you got 0 votes, just accept it and move on laddy

>>38280311
>>38280372
all the guys in my year were trying to graft on an array of female teachers, but then this young french chad teacher who was new to the school came in and led them away like the pied piper

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>>38280372
we had a kid in yr 11 similar to that
he and some other guys pinned down a girl and tried to fuck her
he always wore a trench coat and a bandanna, watched anime and frequented /b/. no word of a lie
needless to say he got bullied to hell and back.
>pic related

>>38280403
I think you replied to the wrong post?

>>38280439

no...no i didnt

>>38280409
the young chad teacher shagged my oneitis and took her virginity after our end of year party

>>38280409
i had one fit teacher 7/10 and another butterface one besides them it was alot of old bitches

>>38280391
>Black man comes on Take Me out
>None of the girls hit the buzzer at fear of being racist
>As soon as his trailer plays they all start pressing it
Kek

>>38280221
the one with the chocolates, obviously

Face it lads. All the teachers were mingers. We were just 15 years old and full of hormones

>>38280459

Of all the stories i hear on r9k and all the things that have happened to be personally, this one really hit me in the feels for some reason, and i am genuinely sorry to hear that anon, i hope young chad teacher dies/has already died an agonising death

>>38280459
the advantage of going to an all boys school desu
if you dont know any girls you cant get cucked

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Holly Willoghby's husband is a balding, weak-jawed manlet. How did this happen?

>>38280499
12 inch dick and a 7 figure bank balance

>>38280499

loads of money and/or a massive cock

>>38280488
did you have some cheeky pokey bum time with the lads?

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3 more hours until I have to leave for my new job, lads

Gonna be a long night

>>38280433
there is always one.

the school shooter in my year tried to burn the school down. he used to throw chairs at people when they pissed him off, and he threw chairs at teachers a few times.

>>38280499
fuck she'd get it hard

>>38280499
maybe he's a really nice person

Anyone listened to the leaked Tyler album yet?

>>38280570
not yet but the guys on /mu/ seem to love it

>>38280499
>manlet
He looks taller than her, that's good enough for girls if you're sucessful.
>>38280534
Looks like she's dropped her thiccness

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>>38280570
nigga who dat boo? Nigga who him is?

>>38280485
Mrs Steel was actually fit mate.

What are you up to tonight laddos?

>>38280627
I actually didn't know she was like 5'8" so he's actually average

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>>38276440
You're walking and she blocks your path.


What do?

>>38280660
probably some vidya

>>38280570

agh fuck don't tell me it's leaked
hope it's more goblin than cherry bomb

>>38280635
>>38280570
is tyler actually a good listen, what is his best album? i have only listened to a few hits

>>38280660
going to try have a wank, will most likely do nothing else haha

>>38280693
It's different than both entirely, a lot softer and reminds me a lot of Frank Oceans Blond. Productin is phenomenal

https://mega.nz/#F!KoBghZzQ!TMbHeL-aWex-8HVaw21hTQ

>>38280710
Universally Wolf but I prefer Goblin

>tfw Tyler is actually gay and all the signs were there but nobody noticed

>command prompt window opens up then quickly closes

nothing to worry about, r-right lads?

>>38280474
Modern white women simply prefer black men. It's just a fact

>>38280693
the two singles were solid

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>>38280791
Do you have ubuntu subsystem for windows installed?

>>38280724
old men on twink again lad?

Im surprised of the number of other boards on 4chan that bitch about >tfw no gf all the time, calling anyone who isnt into their hobby or way of life a "normie"....maybe we're all just normies

>>38280841
Yes, but it's not gay when I do it

>>38280870
Flawless logic tbqhwy

>>38280779
might give his albums a listen.

i do like earl sweatshirt

>>38280885
I know, don't let the normie smug reddit facebook posters tell you otherwise. They need to get off their high horse.