Masturbation thread

>>38276299
>lewd sound recordings
I'm glad somebody else likes this.
Most people are too focused on video, the sound it where it's at.

i'm also mostly into sound, but I usually fap once every two days, just not horny enough to do more

>>38276299
>>38276337
Yeah, I find erotic sounds very pleasing

>>38276316
>>38276337
>>38276346
I didn't think I'd share a board with anons of such distinguished taste.

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>>38276316
Yeah most porn videos are just pretty bad desu

>what do you masturbate to/think about?
Convoluted and constantly evolving plotline driven fantasies using characters or settings i read about or see in pictures. Best results from unique and random but stand alone pictures. 50/50 the fantasy contains lewd in any actual amount.
>how often?
8+. Its my own form of escapism media so i spend a lot of time just lying in bed with this shit going on in my head so it just naturally happens and racks up a high tally daily.

>>38276557
>8+
How the fuck does your dick not get sore? I get sore after like 2 times.

>>38276667
Because its not a dick.

>>38276687
I guess I should have assumed that considering what you masturbate about.
Also what is the female orgasm even like, especially after that many times? I believe the best orgasms I've had are only akin to a short opioid burst with extra feeling in the dick.

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>>38276557
8? My highest is 7. I normally do 6 a day but when you get to 6 the orgasm is pretty meh and you can't cum.

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>>38276750
Not her but I guess it's difficult to describe. Clitoral orgasms start with a warm, low build-up in my stomach, and a tingling sensation coming from my crotch/clit, radiating outwards through my body, my toes curl, my hands claw at the sheets, back arches through.
Oftentimes I get more sensitive after an orgasm which makes it easier to continue, it's pretty good.

>>38276838
man female masturbation is far superior to male ones, you can just do it forever and never have to stop. I would be masturbating all the time if I was female

>>38276750
An eletric shock along your spine followed by waves and heat radiating from the center of your core while your core, and possible other, muscles and internals spasm and tense for a bit. Prior to that sensitivity slowly notches up and various areas tingle and also get that warm feeling. Depending on how good it was it can range from a mild almost cramp sensation minus the pain type of feeling to being physically unable to hold still and everything being warm and fuzzy for the next few minutes while your brain has to reboot.
I'm heard stories that range on the experience though. Women seem to be built on a dice roll system when it comes to how that area does its thing.

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>>38276911
>I would be masturbating all the time if I was female
Pretty much what I do, yeah. I literally can't understand girls who don't or rarely masturbate. It seems like such a waste.

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>>38276838
That's interesting. There is definitely a divide in the way a stimulated dick or clit feels. Mostly the glans on a dick is the sensitive part but the rest of the shaft is I suppose similar in sensitivity to the bottom of feet without the tickle reflex.
I don't even get off to glans stimulation either during masturbation and the few times I did it was so overwhelming I sort of wanted to stop right after cumming.
I can only imagine the clit is stupid sensitive considering the density of nerves gathered in such a small area on the body. Women are lucky.

>>38276938
How many times a day?

The penis is limited so I can't do it that much, but I'm literally horny 24/7. I'm not sure if it's because I don't have anything better to do or if i'd always be this horny if i had a partner.

Ive yet to get physical with my gf but she's my first one and she is very lewd and I know nothing about women
What should I know as a basic understanding of how women like to be pleased?
I get its different for everyone but theres always basic stuff thats good to know

i masturbate once every few months while thinking about my crush

>>38276996
It is definitely crazy sensitive, and can get oversensitive. When I masturbate I usually keep my hands off my clit until I get close and focus on the clitoral hood first off.

>>38277000
Five times usually. I'm not horny that much but it's my favorite hobby and a good way to kill time.

>>38277035
Basic stuff is communicating with her, she'll know best what gets her off. But like I said, clit is the sweet spot. Focus on that. Steady, circular motions work best for me.

>>38277062
Do I play with the clit the same I would a nipple?

>>38276299
>i masturbate four or five times a day usually
fucking kill yourself

>>38277074
To answer that I'd have to know how you play with nipples. But for example, biting nipples can probably feel pretty good - biting the clit wouldn't feel great I'd wager.
It's very sensitive, so be gentle with it.

>>38277079
Why though.

>>38277079
You are actively wasting the one gift in the hellish void of shut-in/social outcastery we as human beings have.

I'm a guy and masturbate like 6 times a day. How do people not masturbate a lot and browse the internet? everything on the internet is sexual and I just can't stop myself. I browse r9k and see a random lewd picture of a girl or someone posts a picture of a vagina. How am I mean't to not jack off?

>>38277127
You could just edge, that supposedly feels amazing for you guys but i could be wrong, and make it "one" instead of six.

>>38277203
I try it but I normally go on for too long and lose my boner after like 40 minutes which ruins the whole thing.

>>38277241
You can't just tie it off or something?

>>38277203
If I edge I dont know when to stop
Plus my dick get shore
Yesterday I spent 3 hours masturbating
I didnt cum so Im still in nofap right?

>>38277313
I'm seeing this being a common issue. Do guys bruise their dicks that often? Do you squeeze it hard or slam your hand down too hard or something? Is it friction burn?

>>38276911
it is actually pretty tiring. the feeling gets subdued the more times you go in a row, eventually it wouldn't feel good, just tiring. i guess you stop having orgasms after a few times.

>>38277363
Huh? I don't get that at all, my orgasms stay pretty consistently awesome through four, five times. I get more sensitive clitorally and actually orgasm easier after a few times.
It does get tiring though, yeah.

>>38277363
I just take a short break, grab some juice or something, and maybe stretch to unkink shit that tensed up. Seems to solve that issue. Only time it failed is when i'm pretty sure i bruised something.
My standing theory is the muscles involved get tired and they need to be "walked off" like runners legs before they're good to go again but who knows.

Is it weird that I feel disgusted with myself after I cum? When I'm jacking off it's like I'm watching the hottest thing in the universe then after I think to myself ''that wasn't even hot, what is wrong with you?''. It's like when I'm in that horny mindset I could jack off to anything and find anything hot but after I suddenly regain my senses.

>>38277345

Its probably friction
I should use more saliva but I forget it and it dry off soon

>>38277478
Also it's worth noting that about 10 minutes later I'm jacking off to the same thing I just thought was disgusting after ejaculating. It's like you just turn into an animal that would fuck anything then suddenly feel shame

>>38277413
well yes, same here, 5-6 times in under 5 minutes, then it wouldn't feel like an orgasm after that. i guess the muscles just give out, or something.

>>38276299
I have this weird fetish, it all started when my wifes friend left her phone on my house, I started to see what she was browsing and it was 100 percent hentai and ecchi manga. Even some depraved incest shit and about having affairs. Since then i cant stop thinking about her watching reading this shit and touching herself.

I did this with another girl at uni too. I hope am not the only one on this wagon

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>dyke posters at it again

fucking roasties need to begone, I find it funny that this is the only thread that seems to not care about the fucks.

Get the fuck off my board you goddamn degenerates

>>38277509
Happens to almost every guy
You lost interest after you cum
I read sowhere but I dont know if its a pseudocientific lie or true that you lost the interes with the woman you are fucking after you cum (impregnate her) but if another woman comes right after you should probably get horny again and good to go
Has happened to me with porn

>>38277521
Yeah I guess so. I get extremely exhausted too if I orgasm too fast in quick succession.

>>38277509
I sometimes get the shame and guilt post-orgasm too, but not much anymore.

>>38277526
Pretty much everyone shlicks to porn, but I can see how it'd be hot.

>>38276299
>What do you masturbate to
Hentai, doujins
>what do you think about
I don't
>how often do you do it?
Once a day

>>38277584
>Pretty much everyone shlicks to porn, but I can see how it'd be hot.
cuz my friends wife is from church hehe, so kinda lewd

>>38277495
Lube would probably be a better bet or lotion. Spit dries things out during evaporation, the reason licking your lips dries them out, so that would probably leave you worse off if constant application isn't being done.

>>38276911
You don't have to stop if you aren't jewtilated. The foreskin alone also contains at least more than twice as many nerve endings and specialized cells as the clit. If I stop cold turkey for a week and use a tenga + prostate massager I nearly have a fucking seizure. Sorry brah you're missing out big time.

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>>38277478
Im guessing this feel is pretty common anon. I know exactly what you mean in terms of "Post wank shame". I always feel somewhat disappointed in myself when I finish, and I almost always say to myself that I'll quit for a while. Its a never ending cycle.

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ROASTIES GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

These fucking threads are the worst

>>38277649
I'm not circumcised

>>38277673
Masturbation is part and parcel of the robot lifestyle

>>38277509
Happens to everyone regardless of gender. Hormones are a hell of a drug just be happy yours is an in the moment thing instead of having that animal feeling 1 week every month and that guilt feeling about the animal feeling for another week out of the month.

>>38277634
I went to a Catholic school and I diddle myself silly constantly, it's really nothing to do with it I think.
Like I said, pretty much everyone does it.

>>38277686
Then you broke your dick at some point. Did you hump your bed or death grip a lot?

I fap to small penis humiliation.
Basically it's hot girls pointing at, tugging, laughing and passing mean comments about your meagre manhood.
It turns me on so much.

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>>38277695
Sure, it's not to enable the roasties dykes that make and post in these threads.

>not a single mad post other than mine

You faggots need to hang.

>>38277712
no, but I did jack off a lot for a number of years

>>38277729
>not a single angry poster but me
Damn straight. We're bringing this back to post shutdown /r9k/ when shit was good and robots actually did shit like help eachother get laid instead of hating on a fellow bot who's climbed out of the pit. You idiots ruined this board with your anti-life memery and now you're surprised its turned to shit.
>>38277716
Why fap to that? Don't guys have a complex surrounding their bit?

I'm doing nofap but these threads make me horny

>>38276299
I masturbate to mostly anything anal related, rapey, or girls pooping. Those are my gotos.
Also qt fully clothed little girls

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>>38277934
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD RIGHT NOW YOU NORMAL FAG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

r9k was NEVER like that summer fag, pull a thread older than 6 months that had anything like you described and I'll believe it, I've been here since the board was reset, fuck off and never return you piece of boring trash.
Still mad posting at you roastie fucks, worse than the trap posters ffs

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>>38276299

I fap as soon as I wake up to lesbian pegging porn

>>38278041
>expecting an archived thread from a pre-archived area
>only ever been exposed to emergency containment /r9k/ not fun /r9k/ where people helped coach others at meetups into getting the barista chicks number
You poor summer child.

>>38276299

I don't masturbate to anything. It's me concentrated on the skin sensations, how muscles tense, breathing and silence in the darkness.

>>38277557

>That image

That's been knocking about the internet for like 8-10 years, blast from the past desu

I enjoy edging and can go for a week or two, but I feel like it diminishes the actual orgasm because it's just underwhelming. Even if I cum buckets (who wants to clean that up anyway?).

I tried learning how to cum without fully orgasming to retain the 'edging horniness', but it's quite hard and a bit random. You have to get as close to the edge as possible, but if you stroke one time too many all your effort is reset. The most I've managed is twice in one edging session. I'll conquer my body one day.

>>38278150
I can do this easily, try practicing kegel exercises instead. It's what controls orgasming

>>38276299
>Fap to Anime/Hentai
>Make cummies every few weeks
Meh, I'm just not feeling it most times, I try, but usually lose interest unless the story is good.
Edging is actually more fun than actually spunking.

>>38277572
It's called the coolidge effect.

>In biology and psychology, the Coolidge effect is a phenomenon seen in animal species whereby males (and to a lesser extent females) exhibit renewed sexual interest if introduced to new receptive sexual partners,[1][2][3][4] even after cessation of sex with prior but still available sexual partners.

This is why porn is such a potent interrupting of motivation and reward orientation. The electronic harem renews itself effortlessly and continuously at your will, so your brain never catches a break.

>>38278163
Honestly, with all the edging and the way I masturbate I feel like my kegel muscles or whatever are quite trained

C'mon lad, don't insult me with 'le kegels bro'

>>38278150
Wait. So no one answered my question earlier but couldn't you just tie yourself off at the base? Or does orgasming regardless of the bullet leaving the barrel make it go soft?

The Jews fucked up my dick pretty bad or something, because I barely feel anything, even while cumming.
something like >>38276838
would blow my mind.

Fap to either sad panda doujins, favorite tags are: Netorare, Mindbreak, Futanari, Tomgirl, Shotacon, m:anal combined with futa. Or I'll fap to gay greentext stories on /gif/. Or I'll go on xtube and fap to asian cds or hookup vids (both straight and gey).

Fap at least 4 times a day.

>>38278354
Seriously?
I've heard varying things about male orgasms, seems like anything from 'edging is amazing but cumming is only okay' to 'only cumming feels good' is possible. I didn't think it'd vary so much.

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>>38278136
Glad to remind you anon

>>38278112
Screen cap, etc. Doesn't matter in any case, you're just spewing nonsense that never happened.
Fuck off my board

>>38278387
Dicks are weird and you have jews and Kelogg to blame for even more weirdness

>>38278387
Great. So now its not just female bits that are rubiks cubes but everyone.

>>38278293
I don't want to tie myself because I don't want to 'clog my tubes' with cum. But orgasm and ejaculation are two separate things.

How it works with me is that rarely when I go over the edge but keep my cool, the cum will instead 'leak out', in considerable quantity even. I'll be semi-hard, but I think that's because of the mental effort to keep myself from orgasming. I won't suffer from the extreme sensitivity you usually get after orgasming and can quickly finish myself regulalry (with another big load) as if it never happened.

>>38278403
Fair enough.

>>38278432
I never really understood that anyway. It's not like "steady circular motions on the clit" is such a mysterious, difficult concept.

>>38276299
Hi OP.

Gore, trap porn, normal porn.

It's nice, variety is fun.

Often, daily or more.

>>38278465
Tbh pleasing a non-mutilated dick is just as easy. Use tounge, lick all around the head and don't forget the underside, then work around the shaft, come back up and repeat.

t. Sucked and had my dick sucked
Been told I give great head.

>>38278518
Yeah I figure it wouldn't be so difficult.

>>38278465
Because not everyone can touch their clit period or they can and it does nothing or the vagina is the only bit that does it for them or only the exterior etc.
Everyone i talk to about it has a different setup not only for what works but levels of sensation and even variances in how they orgasm and how their cervix is placed and angled. Its like you get a grab bag to reach into and pick some basic characteristics from with some wildcards for shits and giggles while you're developing in the womb.
Ex: circular never did much for me but what does is up and down and pressing it inwards and that requires working up to that because its like knocking my funny bone kind of a sensation if its just randomly handled without proper prep.

Does anybody use a Fleshlight here? What is like compared to using your hand?

I fap 3 times a day so I consider myself an addict, 2D porn almost exclusively, 3D maybe 3 times a year

>>38278836
Japanese onahole is better

>>38278836
Get an onahole and it feels 100 times better than hand. Venus Real Soft is modeled after a vagina, so use good lube with that and warm it up and there you go.

>>38278935

>Warm it up

Wh-wh-what? How?

>>38278908
How do these plastic vaginas work exactly? Do you wash them out, do you need lube for it?

>>38278957
Yeah you need to lube and clean them

>>38278993
Seems a bit of a hassle, does it feel that much better than using your hands?

>>38278953
USB onahole warmer google it. If you don't want to spend dosh on that you can heat up water to steaming point but not boiling, put water in ona, let it stay for about 5 minutes, then dump out the water and fuck your ona.

>>38279037
It feels really good, but I do it only once every two weeks

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I question, are there any females here who can explain this to me?
Why do females masturbate more to lesbians? Are all of you dykes or is it just the female egocentric subconscious?
I'm not trying to be a dick, I want some logic on this.

>>38276299
I like to think about lonely smelly girls relieving their sexual frustration through masturbation, it gets me fucking rock hard.

>>38277712
>shit, my first meme didn't work
>did you meme 2 or meme 3 a lot?

Suicide

>>38279139
>I want some logic on this.

Lesbian scenes tend to be more focused on making out and passionate fucking. Apparently girls are into this - or at least the porn sites for women tend to all look like Lesbian porn even when its straight couples.

I usually browse /h/ and /r/rule34 on Reddit to get aroused, do that for a few hours before I fap to get really horny. I also look for some good porn videos I haven't seen before, or watch some older ones I've saved

I don't really know if it's a "fetish" per se but I really like ass. I pretty much only watch porn that shows the girls ass in one way or another. Nothing makes me harder than a good anal scene

I fap like maybe once every 3 or 4 days? I don't really keep count. Sometimes more often

>>38279139
Women actually hate dicks

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Who else browses /ftt/ here

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>>38279236
If this is the case then why not merely search for straight passionate porn?
I'm sorry, if I sound autistic but this all seems to be objectively nonsensical to me.

I used to masturbate with some grils over call

those felt nice...

>>38279139
Lesbian porn is more more likely to be focused on female pleasure, especially oral and such, most straight porn is shit and made for males.
At least so my hetero friends tell me, I choose to believe that it's not because they secretly want the V.

>>38279147
Well there's a few of us here.

>>38279624
This post was actually meant for >>38279298

>>38279264
I do, I don't really post though
>tfw addicted to fapping with other people but too nervous to do it most of the time

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>>38279264
>>38280320
sorry for being such a newfag, but what is /ftt/ and where do I find it

>>38280551
look through the /trash/

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>>38276838
Austria, welcome back.

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>>38281037
Hey there anon.
I never left really, just not doing much today.

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>>38281138
Neither am I.
Just trying to find good catto pictures.

>>38276316
Very true, I can fap to photos fine but with videos they often don't do anything for me if there's no sound. I've literally been losing boners to muted videos simply because I was too lazy to get my headphones, only to cum in 30-90 seconds when I got them and put the sound on >>38276337

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>>38276299
Currently I am getting off to talking dirty to others online, calling them cute names and treating them like a whore or having them use and abuse my trap-hole. I love erp and cyber so much now, fantasizing with someone what we'd do to each other is just hot~
That and maybe sharing pictures with one another and knowing we are jacking off to them together.

>>38280856
/trash/ should be an actual accessible board on the main page

>>38278079
MOAR of this demen semon?

>>38276299
>recordings
So you're the crazy girl from the other day asking for anons to post vocaroos of them masturbating?

>>38281611
No, I'm the dyke, but I was in that thread too.

>Lesbian porn, mostly lesbian JAV.
>Once every couple of weeks

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>>38281370
>tfw want to get into erp but i always lose my immersion and feel stupid

>loli, orgasm/squirting, pregnancy, urination, femdom, porn fixated on women recieving oral (not enough of those), ganbangs, creampies, petite/flat
>2-6 times a day

>>38281816
Oh forgot
>asian hookers

>>38276299
Haven't masturbated since december 31st, but I really like these threads.

>>38282914
I really don't see how you can stand it, I can't even read these threads without touching myself usually.

>>38282979
I'm also impressed that I've come this far. It's easier after a couple months though.

>>38283114
Fair enough, if it works for you that's great.
I'm starting my mostly-abstinent week of the month today, yay.

>>38283786
Don't do a nofap, just lower the frequency . But guess a week won't kill you though

>>38283938
I meant that my bits start to bleed anon.
But yeah it won't kill me. Won't be fun, but won't kill me.

>talking to girl online yesterday
>I say something mushy and romantic
>"ugh I'm gonna melt" (or something to that effect)
>"I'll have to bring a bottle to scoop you up"
>"Yeah I guess I'll be your 'gf in a bottle' haha"
>jerk it to the thought of her casually melting and then getting playfully upset with me for keeping her in the bottle and then being poured out and turning back to normal and treating it like a totally normal thing
I'm usually not that into melting but it was pretty hot

>>38284126
Got it. Hope your week passes quickly.

Also, you can distract yourself with some activities.

>>38276542
that's a cute picture
is that a yuri game? What game is it?

>>38276299

>What do you masturbate to?
Impregnation, teens, MMF, incest (no mother and son tho, I find that disgusting), rape, female degradation

> How often do you do it?
Like 4 times a day when times allow it. I have a problem, but its the only way to stop being horny and have my mind clear for study.

>>38284254
Thanks, yeah I'll be fine.
Not sure about activities, I don't really have any other hobbies. Catch up with some animu I guess.

>>38284309
It is! Love Ribbon. Be sure to get the 18+ patch though.

>>38284372
>Catch up with some animu I guess.
Nice, this will be very helpful

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>>38282914
Oh it's you
I still don't think it's healthy but good luck on your quest, I believe you can see it through the year.

>>38284598
Hey, good to see you again.

Don't worry, I won't die. I don't have a good memory, all I remember is all the wetdreams I had in march, and how difficult it was in the first weeks.

Anyone want to fap with me, maybe be my dom and give me some instructions~?

>>38276299
>tfw looking up female teacher male student sex scandles and fantasising about being the student who boned her

>tfw trying to take a break from porn and switch over to reading erotica but quickly find out the shit people write in those stories is potentially way more fucking dirty than anything i've seen in porn

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>>38284598
Cute thumbnail.
>I still don't think it's healthy
For what it's worth I agree but, well, it's his thing.

>>38284795
Boy, if only you knew how deep it goes. Fanfiction writers are the horniest, naughtiest people ever.

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>>38276299
Of all the years I've been here never once have I talked with other robots about jerking off

For me it's mostly doujins and manga, but there is the occasional 3D, but a lot of the time it's disgusting so I feel disgusted afterwards. With hentai it's the most satisfying thing in the world. Art is good, tags are all my fetishes, no sound, nice stories, great stuff really I actually enjoy masturbating to it

>>38281413
it wouldnt be trash anymore it would just bee b

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>What do you masturbate to
Fantasies and sometimes erotica, I rarely watch or listen to anything. My fantasies mostly revolve around the guy I'm in love with and involve a plot that I make up while daydreaming, some of it is all interconnected and makes up a big continuous imaginary world where everything goes right and he loves me back. Entering that world makes me pretty sad nowadays, though.
>how often do you do it?
Recently probably 4 times a day but it really depends where I'm at in my cycle.
>>38284692
You know, bad memory could be a symptom.
But I think you'll be fine honestly. It's your choice anyway.
>>38284963
Smol 2B is a cute 2B.

>>38284963
Hey! austria! Did you washed your hands before posting?

Sorry but, i like to ask it

>>38285127
>You know, bad memory could be a symptom.
Idk, I've always had bad memories.

>Vanilla porn
>2-3 times a week

>>38285032
>never once have I talked with other robots about jerking off
Which is strange, isn't it? You'd think it's one of the few hobbies we all share.

>>38285127
>4 times a day
That's my girl.
Also I like 2B more with thicc thighs.

>>38285251
Hey anon.
No need, I actually haven't done it at all today.

>>38285280
*memory*

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>>38285312
>I actually haven't done it at all today.
That's really rare. Are you in your period?

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>>38285342
Exactly right. Not like I would voluntarily just skip a day, what am I, a pleb?

>>38279047

That works but the usb warmer is much more effective and faster. They're only about 10 bucks anyway.

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>what do you masturbate to/think about?
usually fantasies or really specific fetish porn
i used to imagine getting my neet friends to fuck me but i actually did that
so now i imagine weirder spins on that like them peeing on me or something
>how often
not that often
my libido has always been pretty low and hrt pushed it back further
i'll usually do it once every other day

>tfw take meds for OCD
>meds significantly decrease my libido
>going off my meds is unpleasant but I have great orgasms when i do
>then the crazy comes back
>have to resume meds to get the crazy back to manageable, functional levels
>feel depressed because masturbation is a chore when on meds
>have been on several different kinds of meds and they all give me this side effect

>>38285421
>Not like I would voluntarily just skip a day, what am I, a pleb?
What did you mean by this? Explain

>>38285312
T-thanks onee-san
I'd post 2B thighs but the good ones are all on my PC
>>38285421
How long does yours last normally?
Coincidentally I'm supposed to be ovulating today.

>>38277712
I'm circumcised, hump my bed daily and 2-handed death grip as well, and I can fap about as much as I could want to (25 btw)

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>>38285536
I had that too when I was on SSRIs. Total bullshit. But they didn't help me anyway so my libido is back to normal now thankfully.

>>38285553
I mean I usually don't really have days where I don't do it - except when I'm menstruating, hence not 'voluntarily' abstaining.

>>38285630
It's fine, probably for the best if you don't post delicious thighs.
>How long does yours last normally?
Four or five days, and it's never particularly bad, guess I'm lucky. Headaches but it's not like they're new, some cramping sometimes, that's it. Never took any BC either so yeah.
>tfw not cycle synching with qt yet
Just kidding. Ovulate to your hearts content. Remember to stay hydrated.

>>38278293
>does orgasming regardless of the bullet leaving the barrel make it go soft?
Yes

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>What do you masturbate to
I moderate a website where people can open up their own chat rooms. It's often cucks and males/females role playing. Since they exchange files every day I get some new OC. Pretty hot chats.
>what do you think about
How the users think no one is seeing their disgusting chats but I am there reading everything and saving everything.
>how often do you do it?
Four times a day.

>>38285512
>i used to imagine getting my neet friends to fuck me but i actually did that
story? Or more on that fantasy?

Also to all the women who like lesbian porn, do you like the mainstream instagrammy high-contrast, nearly catatonic lesbian vids? Or more rough lesdom? I'm male, but I like huge titty les porn (Nadine J, Milena Velba, Luna Amor etc sucking each other's tits) and lots of spanking, but the genres are so sparse it's hard to fap to it regularly.


>>38285536
I took Zoloft for a couple months, made it incredibly hard to cum (though I was still horny), but when I finally came it felt like I was having a seizure. Perhaps I have some residual effect of it, that or it just 'unlocked' some kind of god-tier orgasms in me: when I'm not exhausted from cumming thrice a day, I'm giddy, laughing hysterically after I cum, moaning like a slut, or just collapsing when I cum.

I also used to give myself blowjobs/facials, but the fear of fucking my back scared me too much continue it.

>>38285776
I understood but I thought that "pleb" was directly to me lol

>>38285915
>story?
it's not too involved
my neet friend came out to me as not straight, i was just like "oh cool"
a while later i started hrt and trapping and whatnot, and i started sending my friend girly pictures
don't know what possessed me to do it but i offered to blow him one night and that's how that started

>What do you masturbate to
Vanilla porn.
>what do you think about
I don't actively try to think of her usually except sometimes if I'm doing it right after waking up but I usually end up thinking about cumming inside my oneitis as I'm finishing.
>how often do you do it?
2-3 a day.

>>38285776
Her thighs make me aware of my stick stats anyway so it's all good
>Four or five days
Mine last about 4 days, out of a roughly 29 day cycle. I'm sure we'll synchronize one day.
I don't feel that bad during them either, just slightly crampy and emotionally dull occasionally.

post-op tranny porn, I like the fantasy of being 'stuck' in a """womens""" body

>>>/hc/1189856

Recently I've found myself fantasizing about forcing myself onto this lanklet boy I know. I would never do it, but goddamn do I want his dick in me. It's like all I can think about when we hang out.

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>>38285931
Nah, I meant myself.

>>38286534
Can relate. But they are also nicely lewd so that's fine.
Yeah I never got the whole "going crazy on your period" thing. I've never randomly cried, or turned into a huge bitch, or craved some special food stuff. Seems like an exaggeration invented for American comedies.
Anyway I'll be off now, it's not like I'm very motivated to stay awake now that I can't do the do. Night night everyone.
Remember to take advantage of ovulation, try to get yourself pregnant as much as possible.

Guys I got a question. Usually when I edge only a tiny bit of precum will leak out, but sometimes (every 2 weeks I'd say) my precum is like a full squirt of cum, like when I'm having an orgasm. It kinda sucks since most of the time it catches me off guard and it doesn't really turn me on. Is this normal?

>>38286652
tfw u will never have a roastie climb on top of you and rape you

>>38276299
>What do you masturbate to
Lesbian 3d and 2d. Traps on occasion, but only when I'm terribly horny.
>what do you think about
I imagine fucking whoever/whatever I see.
>how often do you do it?
Once a week. More if I'm tired from a hard days work.

I've been trying to do no fap, but it's difficult. Will work more on it throughout the year.

>>38286723
I feel like I'm going to go insane if I don't make a move on him soon.

Straight, white male here. I like passionate sex videos, 1 guy with multiple women and lesbian videos. I don't like seeing dicks in porn because it makes me sad that my dick is only 5 inches and that I'll never please a woman with it.

For 2D, I like hypnosis/mind control and the defeat and rape/enslavement of heroines, especially video game heroines. That stems from my childhood playing video games and imagining what would happen to a female hero if she lost a battle or something.

>>38276996
The foreskin is the most pleasure sensitive. Frenulum.
Glans is most sensitive to pain.

>>38286846
Just suck his dick. If you hang out with him alone and you're sitting just go over and blow him.

>>38286909
Feels weird to see dating advice on a board popular for it's virgins. Not what it used to be I guess.
Why don't you guys go to any of the other NSFW boards, or maybe hang around /adv/ more often? You can post the same relationship stuff, and there's none of us ruining your fun.

>>38286896
What the fuck are you talking about retard? Foreskin doesn't feel like anything. The ridge of the glans is the most pleasure sensitive.

>What do you masturbate to?
mostly hentai and rule34, sometimes loli or incest or even my little pony
I also like to rp
>what do you think about?
basically the same stuff that i masturbate to
>how often do you do it?
2-3 times usually

>>38286846
You can make an ambiguous move and hope he reciprocates - ie tickling, wrestling; most guys would love to play around like that with a woman, and you can both play it off as just fun if the other isn't interested. Snuggle up with him, lie your head against his shoulder, or just incidental touching (pushing his shoulder, touching his arm when he's near) will drive him crazy. If you've known each other for long, it's easy to feel that the other is obviously just your friend, he's probably afraid of doing anything, so just jump on him and get things going.

>>38286994
/adv/ is boring and I come from old/r9k/ when it wasn't a knockoff wizchan. Seeing women and non-virgins here doesn't bother me.

I search tumblr for slutty girls to fap to. I used to only do this sometimes but now it's pretty much all I do. It's a lot of fun

>>38287004

Nah, the part of the dick covered by the foreskin is the most sensitive part. If you peel back the foreskin, that area it covered is incredibly sensitive. Cutfags don't know about that because their dick is hardened from having no skin.

The thing is though that women hate men with foreskin and prefer cut men.

>>38286672
Maybe I'm cynical but I think some of it is also just people exaggerating it for attention/sympathy. Serious pain and massive mood swings aren't actually supposed to be that common iirc.
>spoiler
Unfortunately being a committed half-dyke won't result in pregnancies. Won't stop me from trying though.
Sleepy nights

I haven't jacked off in over 1000 days, ask me anything

>>38287054
Post some girls and their tumblr.

>>38287073
I'm literally touching my uncut dick right now and the part you're talking about is much less pleasurable than my glans ridge.

>>38287041
I'm terrified of rejection and also don't want to risk fucking up the friendship we have, so they'll probably just remain fantasies. I'm not sure how he feels about me anyway, and I know he could do much better than me.

>>38286846
>>38287041

Nope, if you come here, your friend is probably a nerdy guy. If a female friend started getting sexual with me, I'd be either disgusted or wouldn't pick up on it or would just try my best to ignore it out of nervousness.

Your best bet is to straight up tell him you're interested in him as more than friends and that you want to date or whatever. Autists like us don't respond positively to physical intimacy.

>>38287141
Why do you like him anyway. What's appealing about a lanklet. I'm sure he actually isn't even that lanky. No woman likes skinny frail guys.

>>38287004
The frenulum is the most sensitive part, and in a way a bit of the foreskin, although not always removed through circumcision. It's not got a huge surface area, though.
Foreskin isn't just for protection, it has quite a few nerves. Although any pleasure that might offer is less significant than the difference in skin thickness on the glans between cut & non-cut.

>>38287136

Then the fault is with you. My entire head is sensitive and if I pull back the skin, it's like I feel everything. I could probably cum from just a woman blowing wind on my dick. I'm a virgin though. Maybe it's because you're a fucking normie non-virgin.

>>38287159
Ignore this retard. I'm an autist and have responded positively to overt sexual acts by a friend whose hinting I was oblivious to.

>>38287135
actually I don't keep track of any links or blogs to stalk. I start by reverse image searching something and then just going down the rabbit hole

>>38286672
>Nah, I meant myself.
Oh, sorry for misunderstanding

>>38287202
Ignore this retard. I'm an autist and I flinch away from any physical contact with people. Anything sexual makes me embarrassed and want to run away.

>>38287191
More like you have phimosis or have been fat your whole life. My foreskin only covers about a quarter of my head.

>>38287202

Ignore this liar. A woman's best bet is to just be honest about her feelings about a guy and tell him how you feel. You don't want to look like a whore. It's not a good look. I've been disgusted by women trying to flirt with me physically.

>>38278445
can i come over and edge you constantly with my mouth instead?

>>38287228

My foreskin covers everything. I have one of those roastie dicks where I have excess skin at the top that forms like a ball. I have a literal fucking roastie dick and women find foreskin like that gross.

>>38287233
>>38287219
Hello virgins. Your opinions are worthless when it comes to this topic.

>>38287165
I do like that type though and I've told him as much. He's pretty self-conscious about it though.

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my habits are changing

i am exploring every day

>>38285032
So does that go anywhere or no?
If yes sauce?

>>38287248
My foreskin also covers all the head, but lately I've been pulling in back so it'll get used to it.

>>38287388

Yeah, I've been pulling it back so I can wipe the area underneath the head so I can clean it. Feels great and smells good too.

>tfw you love cleaning the smegma off yourself and sniffing it

>>38287321
I'm straight, but I think that this dick looks pretty good.

>>38287426
I also love the smell of it. I like to sniff my dirty underwear when I'm going to take a shower.

>>38287426
Oh I didn't realize the guy talking about sensitivity didn't pull back his foreskin often enough to prevent smegma. Maybe you should have provided that disclaimer.

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>>38287434
you're not str8

gayboy

>>38287506
I'm not gay, I just think that dick looks good, I even got a little jealous.

>>38287246
Are you a cute girl (female)?
I would gladly edge myself with your throat, pussy and ass all day long. Every once in a while just letting loose and peeing down whatever hole I was currently using...

Maybe one day my dreams will come true. Alas!

>>38276299
Thirding lewd sound recordings
Some femanon (or maleanon, probably the latter) asked for vocaroos from people jacking off a couple days ago.

They said they'd save it and listen to it pretty often and i think the fact someones getting off to my voice/weird gasps is kinda hot desu.
They also complimented my music taste, which was pretty badass in and of itself.

Other than that
VN H-scenes
My imagination
(very rarely) nudes I have saved of an ex. Shit usually fucks me up and leaves me a crying pussy bitch mess afterwards, though

Where do you guys get erotic literature from?

how in the fuck? this dude was my high school janitor

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>>38287506
oh baby

i'm gonna use this one

>>38287994
That's a very good drawing

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>hentai, self inserting as the girl for the most part
>1 to 3

>tfw i will never experience being a girl(female)
Why even live bros?

>>38287506
source on this?
holy shit

>>38288146
you can be my girl (male) if you want, senpai

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>>38288160
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph595e5902a6aa6

it's very very nice

>>38288208
thanks anon origona

I'm on a no-fap right now.
original

>>38288177
I'd rather not, i dont like dicks

>>38288234
In which day?

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Anyone ever had a prostate orgasm, I can't seem to be able to do it.

>>38289004
No but I get close I think, I have like a hard small plastic dildo thing and if I lube it up and pull it back and forward after say 10 minutes my dick gets super hard and feels like it's going to explode but doesn't really orgasm just my dick starts leaking kind of like pre-cum but feels good.

One day I will get there.

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>>38289004
>>38289164
The main reason I want a cute boy to fuck me in the ass is so I can experience a prostate orgasm because I cba giving myself one and don't even know how to//if I can

Cummimg with something up my butt is super fun lol

>>38289004
I haven't been able to do it either. Just the anal feels pretty good tho

>getting stoned and sticking fingers in your butt

every night

I just fapped with some guy over kik and he complemented my ass

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https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/3979975/dublin-brothel-rents-out-32e-sex-doll/

Now all they have to figure out is how to get one to make you a sandwich afterwards...

>in bed with long term partner, he is shirtless but in boxers/pj pants and i am in an oversized t-shirt + panties
>start off with lots of soft touching, cuddling, very light kissing of neck, shoulders, upper body in general, and face (light kissing, no tongue/makeout)
>nice talking, not lewd/dirty, just sweet; gentle
>asks how i am feeling, asks if i like x thing he is doing, asks if i want to do x thing before doing it either verbally or via body language/facial expression (and i do the same in turn)
>proceeds to remove my shirt, runs his hands up my bare back and squeezes me closer to him, our chests are pressed together and i rub my face and lips against his jawline, chest, etc.
>he caresses my breasts but does not obsess over them and pays more attention to the rest of me than them
>he runs his hand down my ribs/side, graps my hip bones and lightly caresses the indent, then moves to my thigh and draws my leg up over his side
>our hips are gyrating/rocking against each other, i can feel his erection occasionally brushing against me
>kissing becomes more intense, he may run his tongue over mine then proceeds down my neck and to my collarbone
>at this point my body feels excellent and i stretch back a bit, exposing my chest/sternum to him
>his mouth moves down the center of my chest and part of my abdomen
>he has been caressing my thigh, but now moves his hand up to my belly area, caresses and slips down towards panties
>lightly rubs his palm over still-panty-covered vagina, either asks or confirms via facial expression/body language/noises i am making that i am comfortable and enoying it
>he leans his weight into me and we naturally move to me on my back, him over top of me
>he is very excited, i am excited seeing this
>he moves his mouth from my face, down my neck, down my chest and belly, his hands also trailing down from my face, to shoulders, to ribs, to hips
>he removes my panties as he reclines back, then sidles up against me again

>>38289572
>he takes extra care at this point to ensure i am comfortable to proceed; i am properly aroused
>our hips are rubbing against each other, his penis rubs against my vagina and my pelvic muscles flex occasionally to "examine" the head of it when it bumps me
>vagina lips spread apart to allow his penis to rub up and down my labia and clitoris, i grind against him
>i wrap a leg around him, we continue in this position for a bit, then i lean against him and he instinctively turns to his side, then back, and i am on top of him
>i run my mouth along his face, down his chest, i nip at and tease his nipples
>the same process of rubbing my labia along his penis and examining the head of it with flexes
>i am vocal enough to signal clearly to him i feel good
>i press down and allow him to enter, my hip rocking slows to a very slow pace, and we the move very, very slowly until he is fully inside
>continue soft thrusts and rocking for a while, i take a lot of pleasure in flexing pelvic muscles and seeing/feeling how his body responds to this tightening
>i pull away if he comes to close to cumming in too short amount of time; sex is to last a fair amount of time
>i start to peak and melt into him, and he leans his weight into me to trigger me onto my back
>he picks up his pace a bit, but is not fast or rough
>i orgasm and the spasming triggers him to orgasm as well
>no condom, must feel his ejaculate
>he stays inside for a bit after as we go to our sides and cuddle/slowly withdraw from the other
>stay in bed and drift in and out of sleep together for a while
>both get up together in a hazy, pleasant mood
>engage in some sort of activity after

this same exact scenario/fantasy every single time. i don't like porn and don't even get much out of physical stimulation. it's primarily mental which a huge focus on connection/communication and long-term partner/safety.