>Dick is longer than a coke can Am I in the clear?

I'd say you're the guy who slides under the door moments before it closes

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>>38271662
Wew lad just by the skin of my teeth

>>38271632
That's literally only 5 inches.
You're not that special.

shaft alone needs rto be longere than the can bro

and the head thicker.

To qualify here your dick needs to be shorter than an airplane food coke can and a normal coke can needs to easily slide into your butt.

>>38271632
No, try two coke cans to be able to satisfy a woman.

>>38272118
>only 2
Try the entire 12 count box.
When will dicklets ever learn