>walk in >see this girl sitting in your seat >wat do

sit on her to claim dominance that it's your seat

>>38271582
"Excuse me, I believe you're sitting in my seat."

Take photos of her cute legs and feet, obviously.
asian women's feet are a literal miracle of the universe and they are one of the plethora of reasons that asian women shit all over white women

Sucky suck for 2 bucky?

>"Arigato kosaimas."

"ano, kore wa my seat desu"

>>38271582
Move to another seat? Why do I have claim to that seat? Am I so autistic in this scenario that I'll sperg if I can't sit in another seat?

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>implying I would take ground public transportation

keep your shoes on you fucking skank, this isn't your house

stand awkwardly next to her until the next stop where i get off pretending its mine

>>38271645
bruh hahahahahhahaha

DAMN LOOK AT THOSE GIANT FEET. DISGUSTING! YOU SHOULD HAVE BANDAGED THEM UP SO THEY DIDN'T GROW WHEN YOU WERE A BABY.

I tell her she's in my seat.

And tell her that the top of her big toes are caked in dirt.

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>>38271582
You're in my spot
glockenspiel

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>>38271582
Go away. It's clearly not my seat anymore.

DOMO ARIGATO MR ROBOTO
>kick her in the chin
SUMIMASEN
>grab her by the hair and toss her out the door
KAWAII
sit

>>38271582
>sorry, but this is my seat, please get out of here and give me something to eat so I can accept your apologies

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>>38271729

It's okay Avril just calm down.

>>38271600
What's the difference between Asian and White ones?

>>38271951
I can't put my finger on it but white girls usually run the gamut from ugly-as-dogshit feet to perfect feet that should be copied into a marble sculpture to be preserved for the ages

meanwhile, asian women usually, on average, have nicer feet and rarely have ugly ass feet or hammertoes and/or bunions, or disgusting short toenails/nailbeds

>>38271582
>bruised knees
Dirty bint.

>>38271983
post some picture you blasphemer

I've seen this girl/image before so either I'm dreaming or this is a simulation

Either way the moral rules of our reality no longer apply so I would steal her doughnut

>>38271582
"sumimasen, kochira wa watashi no siito nan desu kedo..."

>>38271582
>fall in love
>be unsure what to say
>attempt to let her know it's my seat
>leave and find another seat when she is unable to understand me
>think about the exchange forever

Obviously apologize and start worshiping her feet