>he wears autism shoes w-why can't i get laid?

>he makes autism threads
w-why can't i get laid??

>he makes autistic replies
w-why can't i get laid??

>he's full-blown autistic
w-why can't i get laid??

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>he wears autism pants
w-why can't I get laid?

>>38270067
>He thinks this makes him funny and ironic
How original.

I'm wearing cargo shorts right now, actually I wear them all the time in summer. Do you think I have autism, /r9k/?

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>>38270137
>Do you think I have autism, /r9k/?
Do you have to ask this?

Ladies, ladies can't you both be the most autistic?

>>38270184
>originally mirin those sandals

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These are the boots I wear whenever I'm not working.

>>38270241
I've been thinking of getting the same ones. What's the sizing like?

>>38270241
Calm down Hanz, don't wear out the leather just yet. There's still time until the revolution.

>>38270228
Im voting for this

>>38270264
>What's the sizing like?
I don't know what this means.

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>he wears the autism cap
w-why can't I get laid?

>>38270047
>autism X
Epic maymay my friendo upvoted and followed

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>>38270184

>I wear better clothes than those stuck up Chads.... why can't I get laid?

>>38270241
Why do you think that's a good idea? Because it's not unless you're trying to seduce overweight bronies

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>>38270241
are they good quality boots? very interested.

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>>38270047

>He even walks like a virgin.

>Why can't I get laid?

BAREFOOT NIGGA
OLD SOCKS NIGGA
WALKING ROUND
IN HIS OLD
SCABBY SOCKS, NIGGA

NO SOCKS MAN
NO SOCKS
NO SOCKS
NO SEX MAN
NO SOCKS
NO SEX

NO SEX MAN
NO SEX MAN
NO SEX MAN
NO SEX MAN

>>38270381
Yeah, though not very suited for winter, as most combat boots. If they don't have grade 1 in your size grade 2 is fine as well, just make sure to take care of them properly and maybe get new laces if the ones they ship with are too short.

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how do I look boys

org

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>he wears the autism shirt
w-why can't I get laid??

>>38270381
They're good, and I got lucky numbers.

I wish every autist would follow fashion and dress up properly

So that all clothing gets branded as autismwear

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>>38270381
>>38270485
Forgot original picture desu

>>38270381
>Sonic shirt
GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38270456
>he thinks he's effay
w-why can't I get laid?

Why do normies always make threads about superficial things that don't matter? Like if I got nice shoes I would be drowning in pussy all of a sudden lmao

>>38270556
Shoes make the man. It's not a meme, females really do pay attention to them.

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>>38270047
Meet your superior.

>>38270579
normies are mental
Their sex lives boil down to wearing the right shoes and they think they have any right to talk shit about anything

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>>38270454

Let me answer this in the form of a youtube I never watched :^)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fmm2Z0TgKQ

>>38270621
This anon will go on to complain about being ignored by women.

>>38270556
t. Someone who wears the shoes in OPs picture

>>38270648

He is also prob overweight and autistic mind you

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>>38270456
I own that shirt.... reeeeeee

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>he wears autism jeans
but why can't I get laid?

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>>38270686
Hi Chris! Can you make me a sonichu medallion?

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Oh shit I have autism shoes, but they're comfortable and functional for work.

No, but seriously. If you think that someone's shoes make them autistic or not then you are retarded.

>>38270047
What makes them autism shoes?

>>38270720
>No, but seriously. If you think that a woman's clothes make her a whore or not then you are retarded.

>>38270720
...they do. You're socially inept if you think shoes don't matter. You don't have to have $500 gucci shoes but people do judge you for your Wal-Mart shoes, it's life. Shoes show what kind of a person you are and they shout auristic.

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>hasn't changed style since middle school
w-why can't i get laid?

>>38270757
I never said that and now I'm positive you are retarded.

>>38270821
It doesn't even matter if they're expensive, you can get decent shoes for $5 at a thrift store

>>38270838
I abused the quote function in a witty way in order to make you think about the statement you made and how it does not correspond with the popular opinion on /r9k/ that a female that dresses scantily is a whore.

Which is true by the by so you're an idiot.

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for formal occasions

>>38270719
At least I don't own a shirt that would single me out as the weird anime watching autist that I am like that one.

>>38270594
ASICS are pretty god damned awesome.

>>38270853
My mind is full of fuck right now at the nonsense that just came out of your keyboard.

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>>38270874
Are you a normalfag?

>>38270873
Seeing grown men with velcro shoes really activates my almonds.

>>38270840
Exactly. I got a nice pair of Adidas last week for $10 from a thrift store. I'd never drop $100 on shoes but I'm not going to make it obvious.

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>he watches the 'tism toons
w-why can't I get laid??

>>38270241
>bdsm/metalhead
>>38270454
Trying too hard to look normie with the adidas Stan smiths/10
>>38270720
autistic
>>38270873
Kek

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>he wears the autism necklace
w-why can't i get laid?

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>he wears the autism gloves

W-why can't I get laid?

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>he wears the autism hoodie
w-why cant i get laid?

>he wears those pants that you can unzip to make shorts

w-why can't i get laid ?

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>He wears the autism shorts

Why can't I get laid?

>>38270716
>>38270719
>>38270241

Daily streetwear desu senpai.

>>38270184
>that belly button poking out
It's like the icing on the shit-cake

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>He wears the virgin hat
W-why can't I get laid??

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>>38271521

>He shits like a virgin

W-why can't I get laid?

>>38271444
checked
Also if you are over 20 and wear any shorts ever you are either a man-child or a massive fuckboy

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>>38271444
B-but they are comfy for carrying shit around.

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>he carries the autism backpack
w-why can't i get laid??

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How many of you does this pic resonate with? Be honest.

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>>38271586
Sure fundie

>>38271586

Appropriate shorts are fine. Dressing like a 12 year old whose mother dresses him in jorts or baggy cargos is maxing out the spectrum.

>>38271641
Man knees are fucking disgusting to look at, same with man ankles/feet
Why normalfags feel the need to shove both in my face is beyond me

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>>38271586
I know your type. Wearing 20 years old outdated suits or pants to look classy. Stay virgin.

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>>38271572

>He flies virgin

W-why can't I get laid?

>>38270594
Don't care for those myself, but I know a few chads that wear the grey ones.

>>38271668
This is solid autism bro. I understand ungroomed toenails or cracked heels are nasty, but fucking knees/ankles? You better be Amish

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>>38271682
Originally Delete this at once!

>>38271668
Nobody is shoving anything. Why are you looking at people's feet? Some Freudian fetish?
Normal people look each other in the eyes.

>>38271707
Female legs are smooth and nice to look at, male legs are bulbous, hairy and veiny.
I don't need to see that shit man

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>he wears the autism undies
w-why can't i get laid?

>>38271786
> bulbous, hairy and veiny.

It's called muscles and testosterone. Are you some closet gay Twink/otter?

As i walk down the streets i see them,
they are everywhere,
their pendulum like motion taunts me,
it challenges me to pursue it,
my eyes are drawn to them but my brain tells me i must look away,
for looking at them directly would be akin to gazing at the sun,
they consume my thoughts, they whisper promises of pleasure and power,
the pious men warned me of their temptations, i was fool to think i was above temptation,
i try to hide my gaze behind tinted glass, but the taunting never stop, from side to side they swing,
come hither they say, fill your desires, but i must not, i cannot for that is not the way of a gentleman,
as i remove my head garment to wipe my brow of the sweat of anguish i wonder,
how could there be a god so cruel as to give me such desires yet condemn me with body unwanted by others,
i conclude there is no god, only me and them, taunting me with their swinging,
i feel myself wither within my obsession, if i could do it just once would i be released from this hell, or thrown into another,
my inferno is never ending, each walk consumes me more, i am at my limit,
as i enter the true name of them to my internet browser i prepare for it again, my practice that always ends in shame and regret,
but as i type the words i do not care, for the promised relief is soon to come, as i type in... perfect booty porn

>>38271846
No, which is why I don't enjoy looking at them

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>He wears the autism gauntlet

W-why can't I get laid?

All I ever wear is And 1 (walmart brand) basketball shorts, plain t shirts, and flip flops. In the winter I switch the shorts out for black sweat pants. Do I have autism?

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>He listens to the autism anthem

W-why can't I get laid?

What is it about autism that you guys are so obsessed with? You people are like psychopaths that are envious of autistic peoples ability to feel
Get over yourself and get a hobby you emotionally dead drones

>>38271572
So basically anxiety = virgin, good to know

>>38272360

>Implying autistic people can feel anything beyond reactionary survivalism.

>>38272471
Just because you can't doesn't mean other autistic people cannot, don't know if it is high functioning exclusive but i can feel just fine
You might be autistic with psychopathy, lucky you. you scored a double whammy (sarcasm)

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>he wears the autism glasses
w-why can't I get laid??

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>he uses the autism software
w-why can't I get laid??

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Text book bad boy sperg shoes

Autism ha truly lost all meaning thanks to the internet

>>38270438
Get gore tex boots for winter

>>38270315
Hey nigger. Good job fitting in.

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I unironically wear Jesus sandals, cargo shorts, and a plain navy blue or sometimes graphic t shirt. I have shoulder length curly hair. How much autism out of 10?

Pic related

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>>38271572
>Hearty kek
How did I miss this one?

>>38270821
The shoes OP posted go for around $100. Not really Wal-Mart tier, but definitely autistic. They're comfy as fuck though and great if you live in a rainy country

t: Use Merrel shoes daily