The life of a scamming trap

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>>38270016
might as well you loony faggot

>chicken fried steak
Americans lmao

>>38270016
>i can cook

>i cant cook

looks like you fucked yourself
just show him your boipussy and everything will fix itself

>>38270016
cont faggot

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>>38270016
Sweet, anon.
Go on.

Even if fake please continue. Im quite intetested.

Chicken fried steak is easy as fuck dude. It's just a fucking dry wet dry rub and then stick that fucker into a deep fryer.

>>38270016
Cont.
>excuse myself to the lady's room
>spend a solid 15 minutes in the bathroom watching a tutorial on how to make chicken fried steak
>return to the living room (it's fucking huge with mahogany furniture everywhere)
>go to the kitchen where chucks bitch mother is watching my every trophy wife mood
>begin to make the chicken fried steak
>make powder part of batter with baking powder, flower, baking soda
>dip cube steaks in buttermilk then dredge in batter mixture
>actually looks good
>put shit tons of shortening in a pan because fat country boys
>put chicken fried steaks in that shit after it's hot
>steaks are cash and mom is shaking her head yes
>thank you home ec
>boil water and cook corn in it for ~3 minutes
>flip steaks then let them cook
>Take steak out and set on paper towels to let the grease soak out of the steak things
>put flower in the dripings to make gravy
>put gravy into bowl
>"dinner is served chuck honey"
>boys sit at table for dinner
>we say grace and start to eat. Steak is actually ok
>"so flora where are you from"
>"um over west in Arizona"
>"where do your parents live and what do they do"
>start fake crying "m-my p-parents passed away in a fire last year" full on crying now
>they buy it, no questions asked
>"you're a pretty good cook flora you will make an excellent wife some day"
>"t-thank you Mr. richfag(not his actual last name dumbass)
>finish the rest of the uneventful
>his parents stand up
>"chuck we approve of your choice"
>"really?!? Thanks mom. Thanks dad."
>chuck stands up and gets down on a knee
>"Flora Anderson will you marry me?"
>"yes chuck of course yes!
>he takes me to his room
Oh no
>he says im very special to him but we can't have sex till after marriage
>whew crisis averted the plan is still a go
>marriage planned for 3 months from now
>fast forward to marriage
>super fancy marriage in a church with expensive food, waiters, etc.
>ceremony time
>we say our vows
Cont?

>>38270538
why do you put so much effort into writing fake-ass shit

>>38270538
Yes, keep writing your wet dreams.

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>>38270538
Obvi fake but please cont

I know this is fake af, but please anon, proceed.

>>38270465
>>38270538
Yeah nvm you ruined what little belief i had.

>>38270016
Continue please, I love these stories.

I need this stories end plas tell me what happened op

>not having fake story greentext pre-typed
Fucking amateur bullshit OP. Or trying to build suspense like a faggot. Post moar

Of fucking course you fagget

>>38270538
Cont.
>"do you chuck richfag take flora Anderson as your lawfully wedded wife?"
>"I do"
>"and do you flora Anderson take chuck richfag as your lawfully wedded husband?"
>fake tears "I-I do"
>Everyones begins to clap and chear
>we leave and sign the marriage papers (I quickly got my gender and name legally changed in preparation for the marriage by paying the guy at town hall $500+expenses which will be nothing)
>we head off to our honymoon on a flight to the not so virgin islands
>we check in to our bungalow
>"hey honey go lay down, undress, and close your eyes"
>time for the earth to move in a way you weren't expecting and to punish you for forgetting a prenup
>undress down to my boipucci panties
>I straddle his fat ugly body on the bed
>"oh yeah baby lets do this" in my most manly voice
>he opens his eyes
>"WTF YOUR NOT A WOMAN"
>he leaves faster than I ever knew a fat man could move and flys back home and trys to leave me here so he doesn't have to face the consequences of his actions
>I planned for this
>I bought a ticket back to the u.s. for the following day in preparation
>return to the great country that is the USA
>I threatened sue him for every penny I could take from and reminded him of the important peice of paper known as a prenup
>we settled for $373,000
>I gave the $73,000 to my friend for her troubles and saved the rest for college and other
>I was the trophy tranny that could and I did
>mfw he never tried to date again
>mfw while I straddled him I realized my dick was at least twice as long as his

>>38270538
>>he says im very special to him but we can't have sex till after marriage

You didn't blow him at least and/or he didn't push to try anal?

>>38270938
and then his penis clapped

>>38270997
He was Christian and couldn't have sex till marriage dumbass

Please screencap anon

I don't really believe this but enjoyed reading it. Nice job, anon

Nice read, fake af, but it was worth my time.

>>38271030
Most people consider oral to not be sex. Some are the same with anal, cause it's not vaginal penetration.

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>>38270016

no way a fuckin' dude can get conned this easy even after a date... even less an entire Christian family, even if stunned by dramavoice and multiperfume.

sounds like the usual shitty madeup gay story by the usual gay faggot usually posting on /b/ because kicked off by /lgbt/

>tldr: sage and gay

>>38271030
Thanks for this story anon I laughed and accidentally snorted some crackers and cheese up into my sinuses and I'm having trouble getting it out atm wish me luck senpai

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>>38271120
>Being this naive about Christian culture.

>>38270538
>watching a tutorial in the bathroom
classic

>>38271222
>Christian
>Culture

Pick one.

All of you non-believers are entitled to an opinion but if ive learned on thing opinions are like assholes; yours stinks and mine doesn't because it's perfumed

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>>38271247

sounds like you confuse "Christian" with "those protestant Bible manics talking day and night abut raptures and ruptures"

>>38270938
You do realize that the marriage could have been annulled and even if it wasn't a divorce wouldn't have given the "girl" anything because it only splits assets acquired together/after the marriage, right?

>>38271439
>he bought the "only assets acquired during marriage" meme