What is /r9k/'s perfect woman like?

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As long as she doesn't mind my papules, she's perfect.

>>38267684
Real. 3D. Not in my fantasies oh lord I just want to die I want to die I want to die I want to die I want to die

>>38267725
You need to see a doctor ASAP

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>>38267684
at least 180 pounds
Any less and it's hard to uh, well, get it up
Over 300 lbs is a bit much though. Sweet spot is right at 200lbs.

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a girl that isn't fat who likes me

>>38267754
Look up PPP
It's a perfectly normal condition.

>>38267768
Gah, why do men have such high standards!

>>38267760
unironically this
also i like 30-40 year old women as a 25yo male

>>38267684
A sexier version of my mom

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At least 5'11"
D cup or greater tits
Decent ass
Reasonably toned

Doesn't need a degree, but would prefer a girl with one to filter out the trash.

>Hair
Black, curly, just a little shorter than shoulder length. I'm a complete sucker for this combo.
>Skin
Either pale or Italian-level tan. Both are pretty qt.
>Height
5'6" and under
>Weight
Skinny. I don't mind being a little thicc but not morbidly obese.
>Personality
Like vidya and movies, kinda edgy but not fedora-tipper tier. Enjoys my shitty music taste. Being /fa/ is a huge plus.

>>38267838
My preference sort of falls into younger, college age girls
I like the idea of getting a toned fit gf and taking her out all the time and putting extra protein in her food until she loses her tone to pudge and then her discovering how much she hates herself for enjoying her gluttony. Pretty autistic fantasy

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This, orignarium

>>38267965
I will never achieve this.

>>38268000
You have a containment board, use it.

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>>38267760
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>>38267760
>tfw I'd literally date a girl who looks like this long-term
>but every woman in existence says that I'm being """shallow""" and """picky"""

>5'2''-5'9''
>slim-slightly chubby
>c-cute
>likes drinking
>likes sleeping
>likes cuddles
>likes smooches

>l-likes m-me

>has a pulse
>is breathing

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if she hasn't been blacked shes an autist and not worth dating.

>>38268000
Lol thought that was freeza for a second

>>38268068
mr. entitled high-standards over here!!!

>>38268034
What
How is that shallow
Shouldn't they be praising you for "lowering your standards"

>>38268121
I dont know, I think honestly most women on 4chan and IRL just want me to give up on pursuing them because I am not Chad

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>>38267684
A few days ago (yesterday or the day before) there was some "what does a 10/10 woman look like" and they were all porn stars and roasties. It was pathetic, and at least one anon called them out on it.

>>38268000
unwasted patrician trips

my mom but not literally her

>>38268083
>Autist
>Not worth dating
Pick one

>>38267684
I want a redhead/green-eyed qt that will cuddle and watch tv or play vidya
I'm okay with most body types, as long as there is something soft to grab on

I just want ginger babies

OP
My Ideal GF
>Age
16+
>Height
Below 5'10 (im 6'4)
>Weight
Skinny or thicc
>Race or nationality
I dont actually mind race desu
>Personality
Introvert, Submissive, funny, Kinda Bitchy,
>Interests
Film( this one is super important for me since i want someone that will put up with me, since most of my time is spent watching Films),Books, Art

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>>38267965
I qualify for all of this, would you date me anon?

>>38268147
Nigga I'm a chubby chaser
Id take any body size as long as he got a noice face

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>>38267775
that's not PPP my nigga
that only happens when you're uncut

what you got right there is what happens when you're mutilated, probably years of being dryer than the Sahara.

you need a doctor, it's not normal to have that shit you have, stop deluding yourself dumbass, it's disgusting.

>>38268240
I would but I don't date people that have a penis

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>>38268280
>I would but I don't date people that have a penis
...oh :(

>skin
pale - Asian or White

>Height
5'4" and under (femlet)

>weight
105lbs and under (femlet)

>personality
intelligent, patient, loving, affectionate, loyal

I will find her one day

>>38267684
One that actually cares about me and doesn't mimic every other vapid whore addicted to facebook.

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>>38267684
Looks like pic related with a personality that I like and enjoys the things I enjoy.

Also, younger age, shorter height and thinness are EXTREMELY important.

>>38268372
Who's center? She looks top.

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>>38267684
One that says yes to me and who has a positive spirit.

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>>38268396
Andreia Contreiras, she has a twin sister too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_Me9jvW1u8

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>>38268280
I wasn't the person who made that reply but yeah a vagina is also mandatory

>>38268447
These are ridiculous standards anon, it's because of this you will never get a gf

>Looks
I don't care. Be a human.
>weight
Just don't be obese
>must be virgin
>must have absolutely no sexual experience or previous boyfriends
>must love vidya
>must be incredibly clingy and possessive

If these girls existed, wars would not be fought. People would just be happy with their gfs.

>>38268464
Read the thread title. This is my IDEAL grill. Not the bare minimum qualifications.

someone who likes me even with my awkwardness

Has long hair
Pale skin, eye color doesn't matter
Nice to me
Obedient and follows orders
Doesn't have a body count of over 2

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>>38268446
I'm disappoint. Why does she look half her age in the pic you posted? Too old for me.
I guess I only like her young, but she looks like a different person from both photos you posted.
Is has to be andreiacontreiras on instagram, rite?

Not fat. Not a normalfag. That last one is the real deal breaker unfortunately, I've never heard of a non-normalfag who was a female.

>>38268167
Does this mean my furry waifu will now become real?

>>38267684
A woman interested in me

>Sub 30 y/o
>Into tech, programming, building things
>Busty, DD or bigger
>Healthy; exercises, no cross-fit
>5'0 to 6'6"
>Wants kids, never married, no current children
>Has only had relationships, no casual dating.
>Patient, calm, kind, honest, straight-forward but non-confrontational
>Is generally righteous and compassionate
>Agnostic
>Enjoys adult swim, good anime and animated feature films,
>Has some musical ability
>Enjoys gaming+drinking+toking in moderation

>short hair
>shorter then me
>younger then me
Literally all I care about in looks. Don't care about certain features or even weight (as long as it's not extreme).

I care more about personality and hobbies. If she can sit down and chill with me at home while we watch TV or play vidya. Instead of partying, vacationing, or whatever else Stacies do.
Then she's already a 10/10.

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>>38268550
>Why does she look half her age in the pic you posted?
What pic?

>>38267684
>5'9'' tall.
>Skinny
>White
>Blonde
>Blue eyes.
>Extroverted, active, a bit bitchy sometimes but must be caring.
>Loves cuddling.

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>>38268915
Both, but especially this one.

>>38269245
How old do you think she looks there?

>>38269288
20. She looks close to 30 now.

>>38269371
In what pic does she look twice that age?

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My wife is what i consider the perfect women

>>38269381
It was an exaggeration, never mind. She just doesn't look like that in her Instagram at all, so I was disappointed.