Almost jerked off again

>>38267602
If you haven't cummed in a while and got fucked hard in the ass you would shoot a humongous load. ;)

How do you manage ot not jerk off
It's so difficult.

>>38267773
I couldn't do that, too gross. I have fantasies about it, but when I think about actually doing it... ugh. Pretty disgusting.

>>38267792
You're correct, but it's been 3 months.

>>38268014
3 months is way fucking more than me
How do you do it

What the fuck are you talking about? Are you terrified about being gay or scared you aren't? What's with the "streak"? Are you a brain washed bible belt kiddie who thinks he's going to hell?

You want help, you gotta explain yourself.

>>38268041
Well, allow me to relate a story that gave me power over my sexuality.

I was 16, working at Little Caesars. I got a crush on this girl, and at the time I was 230 pounds. She found out that I had a crush on her, and I was her good orbiter. Luckily my dad told me to tell her to fuck off, so I did. I also started losing weight.

I guess me telling her off turned her on, she was into assholes so it made sense. She started groping me at work, and I didn't give in very often. We never had sex even though she begged me to, and thank fuck, because she got pregnant, and I would hate to have been dealing with that for 9 months. I was tempted to let her suck my dick, but I was becoming Catholic so I decided against it.

Despite her being pretty hot, the farthest it got was sexting and me copping a feel on her bare boob. Which really tempered my will sexually. Believe me, I'm a fucking sexual deviant, but it's caged now.

However, I got sick today, and I felt like shit, so my will almost crumbled.

>>38268077
No, but I am Catholic now. I think that masturbation in general is degenerate. I don't think you'll go to hell for it, but it's healthy to only get sexual release from an actual person. It pushes me to seek out good mates.

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>>38268133
so I'm just fucked

>>38268014
>I have fantasies about it, but when I think about actually doing it

Your loss bro You will never experience a more powerful pleasurable orgasm than that

>>38268174
Maybe. I happened to break free of robothood out of sheer luck, and I know how women work now. It's rare, and I just got lucky, but you could ask me questions about certain things and I'd be able to give you answers.

>>38268182
I mean, I could have whoever I marry use a dildo on me while I fuck her or whatever. I'm very dominant, surprisingly enough, but I have weird submissive fantasies sometimes.

>>38268151
Any yet gay porn seems to be a problem for you. You don't seem to be able to separate masturbation on the physical level (Good) from the 1000 year old archaic teachings of a dying religion (Bad).

I think you are terrified that you are gay.

>>38268196
how do I stop wanting to fap

orignginal

>>38268226
Well I don't get hard at naked men, just deviant things. That's pretty much how I know I'm not gay. Besides, if anything, I'd be a bisexual, I love tits too much.

Gay porn isn't a problem for me, I never mentioned gay porn. I said that I think gay things sometimes and it really bugs me. Luckily, I just think of actually doing it, and I lose the rod immediately.

What really fucks me up is thinking about the sexts that I sent to that whore once upon a time. Damn there was some hot shit there.

On the mental level, masturbation isn't good, and that's proven by Japan. Also, it's 2000-4000 year old teachings (depending on if you're talking Old or New testament), get it right.

>>38268241
You don't, you stop fapping. I want to fap, but I'd rather not anymore because then it turns me into a weirdo. I recognize that I'm a degenerate at heart (it's what comes with watching porn since like 12 or 13), and so I know what's best for me.

>>38268218
>I mean, I could have whoever I marry use a dildo on me while I fuck her or whatever.

Haha even if you could find a girl willing to do it, she'd no way fuck you hard like a guy can.

>>38268379
Yeah, but I don't want to be fucked hard, so fuck that.

Even if she didn't, my biggest fetish is going down on a woman anyway, and I'm sure she'd allow that. Although I wouldn't like to have my wife blow me. I still have to kiss that mouth, it'd be gross if it was all semeny.

>bladder infection two years ago
>everything passes through my dick like razor blades and broken glass
>no sexual desire, not even an erection for three months

i am god now (fyi)

>>38268282
OK, congratulations, you are not in a gay panic. But you are still in trouble, because you are taking sex advice from people who have been dead for thousands of years. Just because someone wrote it down way back when doesn't make it worth following.

The only real sin in this world is not thinking for yourself. Letting others control your thought process it the only road to hell.

But you know what? You want to be a Catholic? Good on ya. It's all about freedom of choice. If your religion say no fapping, stop fapping.

And then stop complaining about being some poor soul who is tormented by porn. You chose this. Me? I'm going to fuck, fap and drink.

See you in Heaven.

>>38268436
That's one way to do it, I guess.

I want to have a pious wife and 5 kids. But, in bed, I'd like someone who's DTF.

There's nothing gay about sucking a dick when you're a bit horny

>>38268452
I'm not taking sex advice from people who have been dead for thousands of years. I'm listening to God, and my own moral compass.

The reason there's confession is because the Catholic Church isn't about guilt, it's about realizing that humans are going to sin. It's nice to be able to, and then to just reverse it by talking to someone about it. I could jerk off every day of the week and still be fine when I died. I choose not to masturbate.

I also chose to become Catholic. I don't let others control how I think, contrary to popular belief, it's okay to disagree with the Church sometimes.

You wanna know the truth? The whole thing is about having a personal relationship with God.

Also, this is 4chan, I'm going to complain if I want and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Unless you're a monster, I will almost certainly see you in heaven. Maybe after purgatory, who knows, the only people in Hell are those who want to be in Hell, all Hell is is a disconnect from God. You have to want to be with God in order to be with Him.

>>38268489
It's only gay if you go down to the root.

>>38268510
It's only gay if you jerk it off while licking the balls, with the rest laying across your face
this is my fetish but porn doesn't do it enough, and when they do it's for half a second

>>38268491
At the gates of Heaven, there are two questions:
Did you help more than you hurt?
Did give back more than you took?

If you can say yes to both, you enter. If not, you wander until you can say yes to both. The Catholics call that purgatory. I call it a second chance.

This started with fapping, so I'll go back to that. Just because a priest, or dogma or some ethical code says jerking of is bad, that doesn't make it true. I fuck pillows a couple of time a day. Then I work out. I look at it as a fun way to warm up. I use 4chan porn to set up a mental scenario to get me off faster and harder because it's more fun that way. It works and feels great. No showers needed.

I don't know man. You want to be a good Catholic and yet you want to fap. Unless you can get a priest to say it's OK, you are fucked.

>>38268687
Of course I want to fap, who doesn't, I also want to do meth because that shit's probably great. But I choose not to.

And you're correct about the gates of heaven thing. It is a second chance. Some people have claimed that, when they died (obviously they were brought back), they experienced emotions that they gave people. Perhaps purgatory is reflection. I've certainly had moments of deep reflection during prayer that have made me bawl my eyes out.