>ramen. >again. I'm going to fucking kill myself.

>>38266719
I'm in the same boat till Friday. A different way to make them
>boil noodles
>toss cooked noodles into a frying pan with a bit of oil
>sprinkle half the soup mix in
At least It's not fucking soup. Also cry an egg with the noodles for some protein

>>38266719
those have so much sodium

I hope you don't eat it more than once a day

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>>38266866
I eat two a day.
Who /headedforastroke/ here?

I'm riding this train straight to hell

>>38266925
You're actually going to die from the complications of high bp. I hope you stop now. I'm 26 and although my blood pressure is 122/77, I can't get it back down to 120/xx no matter what I do. I didn't even think I was eating that shitty

Make them al dente

>>38267202
not op but I have orthostatic hypotension, effectively really low blood sugar, doc told me I literally can't get enough salt, if I don't then sometimes I pass out because my blood preessure gets so low, I eat lots of ramen but it's bad for you in a lot of other ways besides sodium

>>38267202
I hope I do. I'm too much of a pussy to pull a trigger.

>>38267259
>effectively really low blood sugar
i mean low blood pressure

>>38267202
I was raised eating unhealthy shit. At this point, I don't even know HOW to be healthy.

>>38267202
>tfw blood pressure 190/70
I'M GOING HOME

>not buying canned.vegetables instead of ramen

Atleast fucking try man. They cost less than ramen alot of the time,even if it a few cence and not to mention it is still much healthier for you.

I like adding veggies, meat, and an egg to my ramen. I sometimes even replace the flavor packet with some hondashi and miso to make miso ramen.

>>38267259
I have this too. When the doc told me to drink more gatorade, it reminded me of the movie idiocracy. Sometimes I have to drink a liter of pedialyte every day for a week before I feel better. Wish we had a hydration I clinic around here. That shit is like crack for OH.

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>>38266719
You know you're supposed to add things to the ramen right, like on the packaging???

>People who browse the same website as me don't add veggies and meat to their ramen noodles

>>38267815

I often don't use the noodles; and just cut up a cabbage and some other vegetables, and cook it in spicy ramen broth.

When I was a kid, I would discard the noodles and just eat the powder packs. Like, 4 in a day.

>>38266719
if you have 1 dollar go buy a can of chili cook the ramen drain most not all the water dump the can of chili in it put in a small pan on low hear till the chili and the little bit of water become a sauce then eat. recommend chili with no beans..

Or you can cook the ramen drain the water go in to your spice rack put garlic and onion in a pan ass butter and make a sauce poor it over then add hot pepper to taste or omit it... Tasty no packets required for ether one of these lessons the sodium ... I lived off these for 2 years broke living paycheck to paycheck have a bunch of recipes if you want more ..

>>38267202
>smoke weed like a train
>never work out
>eat too much salt
>drink at least 12oz of coffee every day
>BP is still normal
hahahahahahahaha fucking faggot git gud I can do whatever the fuck I want and I wont die I want to fucking die I want to fucking die I want to fucking die I want to fucking die I want to fucking die I want to fucking die I want to fucking die I want to fucking die

>>38268868
beeping auto correct! I did not mean ass that was add and I was not paying attention sorry about that.. kind of funny tho ass butter :)

>>38266866
Only if you have the broth.