Females on /r9k/

>>38266479
Filthy beta orbiter here, I'm actually about to send a femanon some gifts, I just need to get her postal code.

>>38266479
Morbid curiosity turned into a habbit,desu.

>>38266514
Your kind deserves to be eviscerated and put on public display.

No woman will ever genuinely love you and you will eventually kill yourself alone and afraid.

>>38266553
>Morbid curiosity
Go back to 8th grade.

>>38266514
this is the reason right here

>>38266553
i hope the makeup you put on gives you cancer

>>38266557
>No woman will ever genuinely love you and you will eventually kill yourself alone and afraid.

Ayy you're only partially right, I'm actually already killing myself with hard liquor and 40 ozs. She's GOD.

>>38266610
>this is the reason right here
What did you mean by this?

Femanon here we are all obvious trolls.

>>38266650
Mental toddlers aren't supposed to drink.

>>38266693
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gu8XT1UHbU
mEnTaL tOdDlErS aReNt SuPpOsEd tO dRiNk

>>38266479
Well I was bullied like most of r9k
I was told by my parents they didn't love me
I was rejected countless times
I am still awkward but gettinf better
Used to be full autismo weeb desu
And I'm 23 and still a virgin
Not a neet, but I do want to be one
And when I talk to someone I barely even like my hands still shake
I'm also a coward so I won't try and better myself
I'm overweight too

I'm a robot I just have a cunt. What difference does that even make?

>>38266776
I'm not opening that vocaroo you autistic fuck

>>38266840
>I was told by my parents they didn't love me
Shocker.
>I'm a robot I just have a cunt.
0/10
Hang yourself.

>>38266840
Literally none of that qualifies you to be a robot. You can still get a bf and a decent job just by merit of your smelly vagina and tits, you stupid entitled cuntstain.

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>>38266840
nice bait but you cant fool a mexican robot

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>>38266840
you can't be a robot unless you're morbidly obese (like one of those bitches from Discovery Channel) or you have disgusting burn scars

nice bait btw

>>38266840
I want to be in a fake relationship with you

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>>38266840
ijm SORRY that sucks
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ztwj0GAton
:(

beta orbietr here to ttell you it gets better!

<#>33

>>38266479
To troll the fucktards and cringe and barf

>>38266840
>And when I talk to someone I barely even like my hands still shake
It was good b8 until this.

>>38266924
Proof that no female robots exist.
As a side note, you should slash your wrists.

>>38266840
I personally think there is little wrong with you. The problem lies with the
>Femanon here do any of you boys like to choke on BBC?
-type of posters.

It only takes 1% of robots to make this board the heckin hell it is.

>>38266935
Why are the people who talk about
>troling le fucktards
always the most flamboyantly underage?

>>38266941
Sadly it's real robot.
At least I can be myself on the internet

>>38266935
And worship my dick

I know you want my gmail to send me your pics, just ask for it, babe

>>38266840
nice credentials, i bet a desperately lonely anon would still take you out on a date though. I certainly would c:

>>38266942
>Proof that no female robots exist
Nigga im leitarally just drunk you're thinking too deep!

>As a side note, you should slash your wrists
Hell fucking naw! That shit's not successful at all, I'd arther take a shotgun shell to the dome!

>>38266958
>female
>real robot
This should be grounds for an IP ban.

>>38266972
Nigga ur leitarally just retarded and hopelessly thirsty.

Go to >>>/soc/ you fucking dumbass.

>>38266479
They come here for the attention, and they get it too.

>>38266840

Non robot here.
I'd try you out babe.
Depending on what you actually look like of course.

>>38266996
here is the proof
>>38266840
xxxx

>>38266998
Well obviously I'm not attractive and not confident either

>>38266840
stop being overweight you fucking dope

>>38267020
Well I am trying. At least I lift things up and put them down you know?

femanon her AMA

>>38266990
>Nigga ur leitarally just retarded and hopelessly thirsty.

You're absolutely right, I am VERY thirsty! Hard not to eb when /virginmode/ t b hhhhh

and soc is ok, went on therea couple tiems but I lke r9k better!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zDUGBbTgMI

;))

>>38267040
>Well I am trying.
Have you tried a noose?

>>38267019

Depends maybe something about you is cute.
You never know.
Don't care about confidence. Don't care what your aspirations are and what you never achieved.
Just if whoever you are is something interesting and there is something cute in that life of yours then maybe it would work.
It's that easy.

>>38267040
like a sandwich am i right? hahaha fucking slut disgusting die

>>38267048
Your posts are undiluted cancer and it's almost cute how you think anyone wants to hear your autistic ass voice.

>>38267040
it's good that you're trying, how is it working out for you?

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>>38266479
>posts rick and morty
Why the FUCK are you here? Reddit exists, tumblr exists. Are you cunts so desperately starved for attention that you need to pollute every last corner of the net, even the ones that explicitly think you deserve to be hit by a truck?

>>38267057
You give me hope but then I remember we are on 4chan

>>38267064
I am sure I can deadlift more than any flakey man I see
I am overweight but I least I can DL 1 (which is not much I know) plate so fug u
I am still covered in celulite ans strech marks just so you feel better

>>38267109
Kill yourself right now you utter waste of human cells.

>>38267040
>I am trying
try harder, there is no excuse for being overweight at 23 years old

>>38267073
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zDUGBbTgMI
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09VGxpkBq29

Muh DICC needs that SUCC and aeryoure the prime candidate to do taht my good sman!!

:)))))))

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>>38267116
>whines about rick and morty
Why the FUCK are you here? Reddit exists, tumblr exists. Are you cunts so desperately starved for attention that you need to pollute every last corner of the net, even the ones that explicitly think you deserve to be hit by a truck?

>>38267119
>girl
>can DL more than I can
>still thinks she's a robot
Get the FUCK out

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>>38267137
>posts
Why the FUCK are you here? Reddit exists, tumblr exists. Are you cunts so desperately starved for attention that you need to pollute every last corner of the net, even the ones that explicitly think you deserve to be hit by a truck?

>>38267119
Are you a laborer? Who gives a shit how much you can lift? It's better for a woman to be skinny and weak than fat and strong because women don't need to be strong LOL.

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>>38267119
>I am sure I can deadlift more than any flakey man I see
>1 pl8
Is this a joke or are you actually retarded

>>38267141
Unless you're disabled there is literally 0 excuse to not be able to DL 1pl8 as a man. What in the fuck anon.

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>>38267153
>replies
>Why the FUCK are you here? Reddit exists, tumblr exists. Are you cunts so desperately starved for attention that you need to pollute every last corner of the net, even the ones that explicitly think you deserve to be hit by a truck?

>>38267156
I have a condition that makes me gain muscle extremely hard so I'm strong but look fat
Kinda
It also makes me extremely tired but the doctor said I have to lift

I'm not a laborer I have minimal education

>>38266514
Fuck you and all your thirsty orbiter friends, you are the beta of betas.

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>>38267175
>still alive
Why the FUCK are you here? Reddit exists, tumblr exists. Are you cunts so desperately starved for attention that you need to pollute every last corner of the net, even the ones that explicitly think you deserve to be hit by a truck?

>>38267160
On each side of the bar yes. I don't count plates like a faggot
And I said I know it's not much

>>38267171
I know you learned everything you know about life and the real world off of the internet, but some of us genuinely did not lift weights until after we turned 20.

Also you literally cannot be a robot if you're /fit/ and if you disagree with me you're anti-logic and de-facto not a robot

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>>38267219
>On each side of the bar
No shit you absolute DYEL

>>38267200
where are you from femanon? give us thirsty malebots a chance to deadlift you off your feet and ride away to a better future.

>>38267243
I started lifting at 21 for the first time and 1pl8 DL is fucking baby mode. If you can't do that just start the hrt you waste of a penis.

>>38267119

Well all i can say is I'e had long term relationships with women who weren't exactly the prettiest in the world but had something that made it worthwhile. Also been with 100lb girly girls with cali attitudes.

Honestly the only thing that kept us together were vidya ( WoW, LoL ) ugly or pretty girls.

I know that females have an easier time getting laid, but I'm at the bottom of the bottom. Ugly as fuck, fat, autistic. I've been bullied for my entire life and haven't had any friends since middle School school. I dropped out of hs and have been wanting to kill myself for the last 7 years. I probably will eventually, hopefully soon.

>Meme and Reddit picture
What did OP mean by this?

>>38267262
>>38267274
Both of you should strongly consider suck-starting a shotgun.
>>38267279
Then kill yourself already.
Why should anyone here give a shit that you failed on easy mode?

The only thing separating a "femanon" and "fembot" from a Stacy whore is that a femanon/bot can't whore around because they are ugly. All a woman is good for is fucking and getting pregnant and these women can't fucking even do that. You will never be equal to a man. Deal with it.

>>38267295
>Meme picture
I miss the days before autistic preteens turned this site into a kool kids klub

>>38267305

No thank you. I would rather strongly consider dating a r9k girl who probably needs to feel what it's like to be cared about and cuddle and read manga at night.

>>38267346
yeah this sounds pretty good, it's too bad that i'll never get the chance because I'm socially terrible too, and I'll never get far enough talking to a girl online to meet up.

>>38267346
>dating a r9k girl
Why would she date some desperate beta autist on 4chan who begs online women for contact information when she could turn on tinder and choose from 5 different Chad dicks?

>>38267279

Okay, you're a fat retarded ugly loser. But why are you here? Why aren't you with your sisters on reddit and tumblr? Why are you on a board filled with bitter male virgins that hate women?

>>38267367

>implying some of the guys here are not near-Chad or Chad level.

>>38267399
>some of the guys here are near-Chad or Chad level
autismspeaks.txt

>>38267338
This place used to be an actual kool kids klub, not something someone who watches flash cartoons aimed at stoners and 16y/o fedoralords would know about.

>>38267381
tumblr is collectivized narcissism for unappealing women. /r9k/ is better for echo-chambering that self-hatred. It's different flavors of mental illness.

>>38267459
>got directed here from newgrounds in 2005
fuck bruh don't talk about flash cartoons

>>38267459
>not something someone who watches flash cartoons aimed at stoners and 16y/o fedoralords would know about

This site was literally founded as that so people like them can talk about their niche Japanese interests.

I feel like most of the women here feed on male despair, like they get some sick sense of satisfaction knowing that there are millions and millions of beta virgin male losers who can't succeed with women or have a social life.

>>38267273
Nah fuck you kikestain, I'm not going to be a jewish slave

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>>38267459
>triggered by a cartoon
>on a site founded to discuss pic related
kool kids like you are the cancer that has been ruining this site for years.

>>38267346
Do you not realize how much of a tool you are?

I was hanging out with my friend and his wife the other day. asked her how she became an anti-feminist. she said it came from lurking /r9k/. even though you're a bunch of losers, she was able to empathize with what you go through.

>>38266479
if she doesn't say "famanon here" then you won't know it's a female

so there could have been many female posters writing quality posts

>>38266776
>vocaroo
Used explicitly by cross dressing fags to test out their cringey boi voices.

Fuck that site and fuck you fag.

>>38267608
>female posters writing quality posts
top laff

>>38267603
Women who come here to observe and find it "intriguing" or "fascinating" are the worst cunts of all.

>>38267539
>>38267583
>>38267484
I realize the mistake, but don't compare animes and weebl in the 2000's to Meme & Morty. It's not comparable.

>>38266840
Women can't be robots because they never post anything of substance. It's always the most failed Stacey shallow shit ever. Neck yourself flubber.

>>38266840
you only got this many replies because youre a "girl", i bet youre not even that ugly. real robot girls dont exist because youll have orbiters anywhere and you rarely even have to put in effort. go somewhere else to be worshipped and leave r9k alone

>>38267639
>It's not comparable.
It's a fucking reaction image you turboautist.
If normies knew it was this easy to trigger /r9k/ they wouldn't even bother with fembot threads.

>>38267728
Taken from knowyourmeme for further insult.

>>38267751
Bitching about filenames as if google images doesn't exist is another sure fire sign of a 15 year old "oldfag"

>>38267785
Not knowing how to post images from google without saving them in your computer also is.

>>38267840
>maybe if I act more autistic they'll think I've been here more than 2 days
At least you're on the right track.

>>38266840
>Not a neet but i do want to be one

People dont want to be plain and simple good on the bait though

>>38267467

>Different flavors of mental illness

>reflects on bill nye ice cream shittoon


Yeah youre retarded

>>38267565
Thats the truth but lets be honest its just female nature they already hit the wall prematurely

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I used to be like you guys, a NEET, a loser until I met a fembot from here, she was the only person who agreed to talk to me and she convinced me to get a job and get out of the house.
Now I send her gifts from amazon and pay her car insurance every month. It's not a huge expense since she makes me feel better about myself.
I'm actually saving up to buy her a new car now (nothing big, a $10k Hyundai)

We all are going to make it robots!

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>>38268103

>mfw i will never have a qt girl to spend lots of money on just in return for someone who will talk to me and motivate me

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>>38268103
>Now I send her gifts from amazon and pay her car insurance every month
>going to make it
DUDE

>>38268103 simp lmao

>>38268103
Good b8, but insurance is paid yearly.

>>38268374
you know that you can ask for monthly installments, right?

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>>38268103
Gave me a kek

every thread posted by a pair of tits is 100% about themselves with 0 self awareness, they never even try to hide their selfishness by inviting other anons to post similar experiences its about them and them only.
Thirsters are the real problem however, its astounding to see so many anons with such little self respect they'll talk to some cunt 10 at a time and compete to see who can get a reply longer than 1-5 words, shits fuckin grim I tell ya

>>38268699
Fuck off "Punished /vp/oreon"

>>38266840
That's so heckin' sad!

This is a dominantly anonymous website. You could be responding to a woman at any time and just not know it. Attentionwhores and woman discussing woman-related problems are not all the woman here.

>>38269098
>Attentionwhores and woman discussing woman-related problems are not all the woman here.
They literally are, you underage retard
Females don't know the meaning of "anonymous".