*sniff sniff* "Oh man... what smells like dog shit? Heh. Anyway, that'll be twenty two dollaaaaahs! Heh heh. Plus tip. Heh."
Your response?
Here you go. *hands him $22
>>38263897
I don't tip anyone who says "plus tip."
>>38264025
>>38264047
>you take the pizza without tipping
>you hear the pizza guy chuckling as you close the door
>when you go to grab a slice you notice something sticking it to the box
>there's dog shit smeared all over under the pizza
>>38264185
Call the pizza place, have the fuck fired and get a lifetime supply of free pies in exchange for not suing