Femanons are all trash and mentally damaged. Open up a dating

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>Open up a dating app be realistic and start talking to real woman you will feel better.
top quality b8

>>38263553
2 bee quite H I'd rather put up with your average instaTHOT normieslut than give the backhanded passive-aggressive BPD """""femanons""""" on here a chance

>>38263586
every single girl is sociopathic and malignant. this is especially true if you're ugly, since you're not even regarded as human in their eyes. women are wired to feel empathy for people they find attractive and disgust for those who aren't.

oh no I think I am in this situation right now... except she started the whole lovey talk and of course I was crushing hard on her but that's just because I'm starved for affection. I was hoping to get over it as we talked more, what I really want is one friend anyway. Better to be ghosted than what OPs picture details. I wasn't a good friend anyway

>>38263662
>every single girl is sociopathic and malignant. this is especially true if you're ugly, since you're not even regarded as human in their eyes. women are wired to feel empathy for people they find attractive and disgust for those who aren't.
Ok but femanons are worse about this than instaTHOT tinder/badoo using sluts. At least with normiesluts you know what you're getting into. With femanons, they all put up the "tee he im NOT LIKE ALL THE OTHER GIRLS" facade.

>>38263586
Stop talking shit about BPD femanons anon. BPD girls are God's gift to true robots. If you aren't compatible with a crazy BPD girl you aren't a true robot.
t. True robot anon with a qt crazy gf

>>38264110
>has a gf
>calls himself a "true robot"
Choose one (1)

I am powered by Jameson, black coffee, and morphine so you don't dare disagree with me or I'll be shitposting here until you give up and de-facto admit I am right through forfeit

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>>38263502

Seconded. Redditors and Chads looking to orbit or fuck and run, R9K IS THE WORST BOARD TO TRY THIS ONE. YOU HAVE LOWEST CHANCES OF SUCCESS HERE. GO TO /SOC/, GO TO REDDIT, GO ANYWHERE ELSE. THERE ARE NO WOMEN HERE THEY ARE JUST WHORES FROM /SOC/ OR /b/ WHO OCCASIONALLY POST PICS FOR VALIDATION.

>>38264110

You're not a robot you fucking normalshit Chad. Why don't you just take all the femanons from here and be done with it.

>>38263854
So where can I find these uncensored pix?

>>38264140
>>38264189
I'd normally agree with you, but having an aspie BPD /r9k/ browsing NEET gf is an exception to the rule, since this type of gf is capable of being obsessively in love with anyone who gives them attention, regardless of their appearance or social skills.
>normalshit Chad
Fuck you, I'm 5'8", I stutter, have a non english speaking accent, have no friends, can never pass for a normal person in public like at the store, am a NEET and have been a khv for 20 years. You nigger don't get to call me a Chad, I bet you're like 6'0 have no noticable abnormalities, and only come here because you get a bit of a stage fright when talking in front of a lot of people.

>>38264328
>able to attract any kind of woman (especially a """""""fembot""""""")
>robot
Choose exactly one (1)

You are still incapable of proving me wrong, simply because your posts de-facto prove me right.

You literally have a GF IN SPITE OF ALL YOUR IMPERFECTIONS. That literally de-facto makes you Chad.

>>38263502
Should such an abomination even be considered human?

>>38264328

And somehow your autistic ass is socially skilled enough to maintain relationship? Get the fuck out nobody believes you. You're probably a roast yourself.

>>38263502
Why can't I get a girl to do this to me? they don't even bother with the part about letting me get the idea I have a chance.

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>>38264326
shes like 16 or 17 anon, careful

>>38264326
Are you blind? The post number are right there but have fun looking at Ciara's brown asshole.

>>38263502
What ever happened to that SK anon? Did he become an hero or what?

>>38264411
She was 15 when she started whoring herself in 2015 which is worse.

>>38263854
what a greasy cunt

just imagine the smell

>>38264437
He's going to marry this whore next year. "so he says."

>>38264352
>it's an anon googles the meaning of "de-facto" after reading it in a pretentious reddit post, and uses it everywhere for the next week episode
First you'd have to prove that you wouldn't be able to attract this fembot. I'm telling you nothing matters with BPD girls, your attention is as good as anyone's.
>>38264389
I called her a chink and told her I liked skeletons and trump. She said I was funny and started acting like we were a couple the next day.
You're just sour because deep down you know you'd be perfectly capable of having an autistic gf as well if you bothered to talk to one.

>>38264426
I found those but not the ones from 2015

>>38264497
Not an argument, I've literally L I T E R A L L Y never been able to attract ANY fucking fembot, much less a """"""""""""""""""""""""""BPD fembot"""""""""""""""""""""""""". By that metric, that de-facto makes you a Chad and me not a Chad.

I win.

>>38264962
Stop saying "de-facto" retard, it doesn't even mean what you think it means.
Also
>much less a BPD fembot
Why do you imply that this type of gf is more difficult to attract than a normie girl, when in fact the opposite is true?
>I've never been able to attract any fucking fembot
Because you've never talked to one.

>>38265053
Yes it does mean exactly how I'm using it, you fucking Chad.
>have a gf* = Chad
>don't have a gf = not Chad
By having a gf, that de-facto makes you a Chad.
* = also the fact that you were able to attract a woman in the first place in spite of your supposed flaws means that, again, you are a de-facto Chad. Only Chad is able to appear desirable to a woman in spite of his flaws, real or imagined.

>>I've never been able to attract any fucking fembot
>Because you've never talked to one.
Because they all want Chad? If I was a Chad like you, I'd be able to talk to one no problem e-z-pz

>>38265092
You've only used it correctly once so far.
And nice circular logic. "I use my own arbitrary definition of" Chad" and "robot", and you're a Chad according to my own arbitrary ruleset, so I'm right"
>if I was a Chad like you, I'd be able to talk to one
What exactly prevents you from adding a fembot on skype and forming words with your mouth after she calls you?

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>tfw kissless hugless virgin but never beta orbited so still less pathetic than most people here.

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>>38265155
It's not "arbitrary logic" just because you disagree with it. It's common sense. How is someone who can't get a woman to talk to him (much less treat him like a human being), but you, whomst've acquired a gf, are not?

It's pretty simple deductive logic, you pseud:
>can get women to talk to him, can get one of them to find him desirable enough to attach herself to him long-term = Chad
>can't get women to talk to him, can't even be considered human by any woman, can't even get a reply or contact information from a "fembot" = not-Chad

>What exactly prevents you from adding a fembot on skype and forming words with your mouth after she calls you?
Literally incapable of getting any fembot to add me on skype. Literally.

No single fembot on all of /r9k/ in all my 8 years on this board (yes I was here for Derrida and fucking Swami and all those other oldfaggot tripscums) has ever shown any interest in me, no matter how much I "just put myself out there"

>>38265225
>How is someone who can't get a woman to talk to him (much less treat him like a human being) a Chad*****
fixed

>>38265225
>whomst've
Oh so you're a nigger who browses nigger memes, that makes sense.

>everyone who can get a gf is a Chad
Once again circular and arbitrary logic, you're delusional if you think 90% of all males are Chads.

>literally can't get any fembot to add me on skype
>go to skype thread
>pick roastie
>add on skype
>???
>profit
>>38265263
I never called you a Chad though

>>38265394
>Oh so you're a nigger who browses nigger memes, that makes sense.
Not an argument, Chad.

>Once again circular and arbitrary logic, you're delusional if you think 90% of all males are Chads.
And what's your oh-so-cogent counterpoint? That men who can't even get a gf or get a woman to pay attention to them is a chad?

>I never called you a Chad though
You literally implied as much, solely because I called bullshit on your solipsistic "if I can do it then u can 2 brah" humblebragging:

>>38264328
>I bet you're like 6'0 have no noticable abnormalities, and only come here because you get a bit of a stage fright when talking in front of a lot of people.


also there arent any fucking skype threads anymore and women won't just instantly be my GF or fly to where I live just because I add them on skype, because I'm not chad like you are :^)

that chick doesnt even look that good, my nigga just go suicide swipe on tinder. why's she telling you her gameplan anyways?

>>38263502
What a horrible fucking person. also nobody gives a fuck about your dumb heroin boonie ass whoever the fuck ciarawhore

Real girls actually aren't like this.

>>38265467
>Not an argument, Chad
I was just pointing it out.

>That men who can't even get a gf or get a woman to pay attention to them is a chad?
>being this much of an autist
Obviously my point is that getting a gf doesn't automatically make you a Chad

>I bet you're like 6'0 have no noticable abnormalities, and only come here because you get a bit of a stage fright when talking in front of a lot of people.
I didn't realize the person I said that to was also you. In that case disprove this right fucking now

>there aren't skype threads anymore
Make one you fucking mongrel. Or go to >>>/soc/

>>38265531
>>38265535
Michael the cuck is the one promoting her. See this loser right her constantly spamming links to a CP honeypot chat.>>38265522

>>38265653
>implies it's easy to get a, quote "BPD _fembot_" gf
>>dude just go to >>>/soc/ brah fuck idk just b urself
I win.

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>>38265535
>Real girls actually aren't like this.

The guys that keep giving these whores attention are even worse. Go volunteer or do something better with your time.

>>38265686
So are you, Michael. Have fun watching the FBI raid your spic ass for soliciting minors online.

>>38265671
>doesn't disprove being a 6'0 Chad with no major abnormalities who only comes here because he gets a bit of a stage fright when talking in front of a lot of people
>doesn't prove that getting a gf automatically makes you a Chad
>his best excuse is that "there are no skype threads anymore"
I win.

>>38265726
If I was a 6'0" chad then why am I incapable of getting a gf or even a fembot to talk to me on skype?

>doesn't disprove that being 5'8" and having facial deformities + an accent yet STILL BEING ABLE TO GET A GF doesn't make him not-Chad

I win again.

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>tfw 20 virgin
>had 3 gfs
>white
>6'2"
>155lbs
>autistic to no end

It hurts

>>38265766
>If I was a 6'0" chad then why am I incapable of getting a gf or even a fembot to talk to me on skype?
Because you've fallen for so many /r9k/ memes, that you actually think you're making a point by not having a gf.

>doesn't disprove that being 5'8" and having facial deformities + an accent yet STILL BEING ABLE TO GET A GF doesn't make him not-Chad
Stop moving the goalposts, you still haven't disproved being a 6'0 Chad with no major abnormalities who only comes here because he gets a bit of a stage fright when talking in front of a lot of people, also my face isn't deformed.
Plenty of robots have fembot gfs, since fembots and malebots were made for each other., and being with each other doesn't make them normal or Chad/Stacey-esque

>>38265931
You're the one moving the goalposts. You're able to get a gf in spite of all your supposed flaws but I'm incapable of even getting a woman to acknowledge me, and that somehow makes me a "Chad"?

Nuh uh.

>robot
>has a gf
Choose one (1). That was my original point/assertion. If you have a GF, you literally (L I T E R A L L Y) cannot call yourself a robot.

>>38265973
>still doesn't disprove my previous point

>robot
>has a gf
Choose one (1). That was my original point/assertion. If you have a GF, you literally (L I T E R A L L Y) cannot call yourself a robot.
You don't have the authority to decide this. I pick two and call myself a robot, because your """argument""" didn't convince me.

>>38266022
So you have the authority to call me a Chad with no evidence at all, but I don't have the authority to call you not-a-robot with the evidence you provided?

lmao

>>38266043
>So you have the authority to call me a Chad
I merely asked you to disprove it, but you've been unable and/or unwilling to do that even after posting numerous shitposts.

>expecting people who are so desperate for attention they turn to weeaboo neet losers to be mentally sane

>>38266128
That still doesn't excuse your hypocrisy.

>>38266411
I'd date a mentally ill fembot, fuck you

>>38266415
>going for bottom of the barrel trash that even some cuck who takes Chad's sloppy thirds would deny
Everyone's got their fetish I guess

>>38266452
Ok and what's the alternative? No gf at all? Gee that really revmatches my downshifts

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>>38263502
These '''''''''femanons'''''''''' are just girls who hide the fact that they're terrible people over 'm-muh mental illness' or 'I have (insert white girl mental illness here) I can't help it' fucking scumbags. That's why you never e date and stay far away from discord servers with women in them.

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they all have trouble with their parents and are generally trashy as fuck, and that's where the junkies men come into play, pump them with drugs and finally get some love


trash belongs to the rubbish bin

>>23809067

going to see if this works

>Ciara videos on yt has 10k views

why doesn't she continue making videos?

>>38266638
>tfw am ostensibly a junkie yet no femanon wants to even reply to any of my messages or posts
wow that really potentiates my opiates

>>38266670
then try tinychat, it's literally junkie central

>>38266663
You know, linking people directly to Ciara's brown asshole thread still counts as "providing people" with CP, right?

>>38266735
>then try tinychat, it's literally junkie central
But I want a real gf, not an e-gf. Also I literally only use 4chan and JewTube so I don't know how to social media anymore

>you will never have this much power over a community for no effort whatsoever
Women really do run the world. I am so envious of all the power that nature has granted women.

>>38264926
How do you find the uncensored pics brah? I don't get it. retard reporting in

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>>38266804
then kill yourself, or simply give up junkie-hood and go the steroids route, ten times better than drugs and 20 times more pussy, you'll be sober and enjoy every little bit of it...most junkies lack bravery and consistency though, so maybe you should just give up entirely, I mean...you know you are doomed anyway

this is the kind of girl you get with muscles and personality, she hates drugs and drugs users, never smoked a cig or anything, she wants a man, not a 30 years old highschooler

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>>38266888
Nice trips, but...I'm not white (not black)??? So why would I date a white woman?

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>>38266913
what the fuck is your problem? please tell me I'm not talking to a filipino guy

>>38266888
>this is the kind of girl you get with muscles and personality
finally, the white girl of my dreams

I'm tempted to send the Feds the desuarchive links, but they might come after me thinking I had something to do with it. Maybe I'm better of mailing it to her police station from another location just to be safe. As long as she fucks off and gets V& it's all good.

>>38265827
>had three gfs
fuck off normal

>>38266997
>what the fuck is your problem? please tell me I'm not talking to a filipino guy
I just told you. I'm ostensibly a junkie and I'm nonwhite

>>38263502
Where do i find her?

comentario original

>>38267024
The feds know about her, and her dad is a lawyer

>>38267108
>Where do i find her?
Fuck off retard.

>>38267122
>The feds know about her, and her dad is a lawyer
So how does she keep getting away with it? Why hasn't she been locked up or sent to a rehab facility for her drug abuse yet? Is it because she plays the "innocent puerile white girl" card?

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>>38267026
I'm not a normie and I'm still going to die alone.
>got asked to prom by qt goth girl
>asked out by an other girl
>had an Internet gf for 3 years
>virgin
>no confidence
>nervous and fidgety

>>38267126
I really like her, just give me a way to contact her

>>38267209
>been asked out
Go away and never return

>>38264326
I think the unmarked black van outside your house is giving them out for free.

>>38267203
She has been in rehab twice I think.
Mostly she gets away because rich parents

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>>38267122
They need more probable cause to issue an investigation. I'm in the process of mailing them more than 200 pages of skype logs alone from late 2016 -Feburary 2017(thanks SSTC idiots), discord logs of the VIP and normal group(again thanks SSTC idiots), and other shit. If I'm going to send them hundreds of logs and other info, they may need the desuarchive links to further push their investigation. Also a bankruptcy lawyer ain't gonna do shit in a Federal case.
Pic related. It's not even half the shit I have to send them. RIP my printer.

>>38267277
>Mostly she gets away because rich parents
So she plays the "puerile white girl" card

>>38267293
So is there a chance she'll see prison time? Please say yes

>>38267322
>So is there a chance she'll see prison time? Please say yes
She has created CP, distributed CP, asked for CP of Erica(in the chats), Admited to catfishing men with CP of other teenagers to make money, talks about getting illegal drugs off the dark net, and more. All are Federal crimes she broke along with the adults who solicited and groomed a minor(all in the skpye and discord logs). Guy should have done this ages ago but since he leaked the logs and skype.db file, other now have a chance to do the job.

>>38267363
Wait wait wait, who's Erica? I know Eliza/Ciara is the same girl, and she was remotely associated with Agatha for a while, but who's Erica?

I'm not exactly a newfaggot but I've been trying to stay away from /r9k/ precisely because of all the Eliza/Agatha waifufaggotry that was going on a while ago

>>38267293
Why would the feds go after a girl orbiting group?that's like a waste of taxpayer dollars

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>>38267390
Erica was a girl who Ciara competed with for male attention on here. She also has nudes floating around, and left r9k once she was doxxed in 2016.
>>38267392
>Why would the feds go after a girl orbiting group?that's like a waste of taxpayer dollars
Grooming, soliciting a minor, and racketeering are crimes, anon. Plenty of people know what goes on and come forth to leak it.

>>38265158
I think browsing /r9k/ is pretty much all you need to get placed at rock-bottom on the social ladder with the rest of us.

>>38267455
Are there any (non-lewd) pictures of Erica? can you link me some of them in the archive? Just curious to see what kind of woman Ciara felt so threatened by

>>38267478
Honestly, just search her name from Jan 2016-June or so 2016 to see her.

>>38267478
https://imgur.com/a/a98Ms

Ciara tried to imitate Erica and Kiki all the time

>>38265225
>whomst've

reddit pls go

>>38267502
>>38267525
Oh wow no wonder Eliza felt threatened. Erica had the same "dude I have colored eyes and a crazy personality but im super young and """""innocent"""" lmao" thing going on too

>>38267537
>implying memes makes me reddit
Nah, I'm here to stay you fucking normalfaggot autistbush. Give me a GF and I'll get out of here. No GF? Thought so, faggot.

i dont care if they're shit how do i find femanons.

>>38267554
Go find one you fucking spaz
Don't wanna look for one?
Thought so, faggot.

>>38267293
i think what youre doing is admirable in a way, but i feel sorry for you because it sounds like youre going to a lot of work and effort, and basically the feds are just going to toss your huge packet of evidence in the garbage after they take it out of the envelope. i mean they dont give two shits about some 16 yr old cam whore

>>38267595
She already got a letter once from the DoJ, so no they aren't going to casually chuck those papers in the trash.

>>38265158
Same, thank fuck. I may not have any dignity but at least I've never been a white knight beta orbiting faggot like half the people here who would do literally anything a vagina asked them to.


>>38267475
Nope, there's rock bottom, then below that there lies all beta orbiters.

>>38267629
What the fuck is wrong with you? Why are you so desperate to ruin her life?? How about you just fuck off cunt

>>38267594
>Go find one you fucking spaz
>Don't wanna look for one?
>Thought so, faggot.
Where do I look? Where did I say I dont wanna look for one?

you seem irrationally angry lmao

>>38267883
She ruined her own life a long time ago.

>>38267885
>irrationally angry
You got into a side argument over the term "de-defacto"

Literally just talk to one at work. Strike up conversations at coffee shops, libraries, a n y w h e r e.

Make some friends and become part of their group and you'll eventually be exposed to more girls.

It's not rocket science.

>>38267935
>Strike up conversations at coffee shops, libraries, a n y w h e r e.
Anon you replied to, storytime:

>got done working out at the gym
>go to my local library so I can get a library card and check out some books
>go up to a girl and ask her where I can sign up for a library card
>she literally looks at me like I asked her if I could rape her shithole and says "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I dont work here...?"
>walk up to the main counter and get a card then go find some books
>go find a quiet corner to read them
>girl and her bf literally seek me out and sit in front of me so they can laugh at me and give me dirty looks
haha yeah brah talking to random girls at the library just works brah haha yeah you're totally not giving me bad advice just so you can feel better about yourself lmao haha lol

>>38267883
>What the fuck is wrong with you? Why are you so desperate to ruin her life?? How about you just fuck off cunt

Nigger, she did that to herself lol. You reap what you sow.

>>38263662
>empathy for people they find attractive and disgust for those who aren't.
And we all know which category you fall into

>>38267986
Yeah, some people are cunts, anon. That's the real world.
If you let every fucking moment like that get to you then holy shit, the dating world is gonna hit you like a freight train. It is a numbers game. You WILL get rejected a fuckton. Just keep meeting people until somebody doesn't spit in your face the moment you speak to them.

If the idea of repeated rejection isn't sufferable to you then sorry. Tough shit. Don't act like the world owes you pussy on a silver platter because you don't wanna put in the work to get a girlfriend.
And don't be fucking stupid about who you approach. If somebody looks like a hoe who will shoot down anybody who isn't an 11/10 chadmaster then obviously don't waste your time trying to chat with them. Talk to people who actually interest you.

And yes, you will almost definitely still get rejected when you filter out certain thots. You'll just be a little more efficient in getting rejected.

Now stop arguing with strangers on an anonymous Bhutanese hedge trimming imageboard and make some friends or something.

>>38268295
I honestly genuinely get more results from arguing with strangers on [insert redditmeme description of 4chan here] than I do from chasing girls who won't even treat me like a human being

L I T E R A L L Y every single woman I've ever messaged on badoo (EVERY SINGLE ONE) has never messaged me back

but if I was chad, I know they would

>>38266882
Go on desuarchive. Read a few key posts on this thread for further info. That's all I can say.

>>38263502
If any chads are on here please give these whores a taste of their own medicine

>>38268339
>badoo
The fuck even is that, some dating website I'm guessing?
Don't put faith in that shit. Believe me, they're on that site because everybody in real life thinks they're a piece of shit. Meet people in real life.

>>38268560
Ok and how am I supposed to meet women in real life when women in real life literally look at me like I'm a piece of spoiled rotten food or a piece of dog shit?

Even at a bar, if I try to talk to a woman she'll literally ignore me or just laugh at me or just say something to get me to stop talking to her.

>inb4 the "dude just volunteer/go to church" memeadvice
I'm a degenerate out of shape dropout loser who lives with his mother so what the fuck kind of church-going volunteering girl is even going to acknowledge me as anything more than human garbage

>>38268587
>out of shape
>drop-out

Jesus Christ well no shit. If you're a lardass with no education (and considering the average /r9k/, no job either), then maybe you should get a job and start giving a fuck about you body. And maybe even get an education while you're at it.
Get some weights or a gym membership. Learn some workout routines. Lurk on that shithole /fit/ even.

>>38268675
Ok but I already have a job? Also I like how you just basically tacitly proved me right and proved that all your previous memeadvice posts were just solipsistic bullshit that you regurgitate to feel better about yourself

So basically I was right all along and you're just a fucking humblebrag solipsistic Chad who just comes here to try and bully people for not being exactly the same way he is

also I'm not going to stop posting ITT until you stop posting ITT or admit that I'm right so keep it up motherfucker

>>38268711
wew, ok.

I never proved you right, retard. Keep being a social recluse all you want, I don't give a shit. Chalk up one more victorious internet argument for yourself if you want to make yourself feel better.

>>38268957
its okay sweetie, nobody's been able to prove me wrong yet at least once today :^)

>>38267455
>Grooming, soliciting a minor, and racketeering are crimes, anon. Plenty of people know what goes on and come forth to leak it.
Made up bullshit by somone who didn't receive attention from her

>>38269005
>Made up bullshit by somone who didn't receive attention from her
lol sure it is, orbiter.

>>38263502
Stop posting heroin chan

Ojobojo

>>38268957
>I never proved you right
Recommending he go to college in 2017 just so he can meet women definitely proves him right, you self-righteous vapid cunt

>>38265827
>3 gfs but still a virgin
We live in an age where 2nd base is anal

Wtf man