Femanon Thread

Do guys even have maleanon threads? This is stupid.

Hey I'm gonna lurk itt I'm a guy btw lol

>>38261585
Hey girl femanons. I wanna talk to a girl rn. I like movies and Im sad. Do you wanna talk to me?

>>38261585
>Traps welcome
>Femanon

pick one

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>>38261585
Autistic fembot reporting in. What do?

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>tfw interesting masturbation thread just got deleted

>>38261681
Guy (male) here, how is masturbation interesting? lol

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BEGONE ROASTIES REEEEEEE

>>38261681
There, there, anon.
It'll be alright.
I'm the one who was confused about my vagoo not having the clitoral hood.
Masturbation threads should be more common.

>>38261603
No we don't.
There's no reason for these threads to exist because they can easily just post their own threads about problems or shitpost with us.

I'm okay looking why can't I find love pls help a fellow femanon out

>>38261664
Roll pics

Very original content

>>38261664
Become my gf? I'd love an autistic gf

>>38261720
You made us feel separate in the first place, so don't be surprised when we want to talk to others that were pushed out.

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>>38261664
>What do?
Marry great leader Gaddafi and become 5th wife

Tits or gtfo vapid roastie

>>38261701
I was talking to another femanon who never managed to make herself come and apparently didn't have a clitoral hood, fun stuff.

>>38261718
Oh, there you are.
Didn't get to post this before we got killed:
>>38261433
Post pics, I'll help.
Just kidding. So your clit isn't prominent when you're not aroused, that's pretty normal. Is it very sensitive to the touch when you actually are aroused though? Like for me, I can't even directly touch mine at first, hence why I said start with the area around and your clitoral hood.
But lacking that, I guess go for the clit as soon as you're aroused and wet enough.

And masturbation threads should definitely be more common. I've made one the other day and it went pretty well.

>>38261681
Poor austria ;(

Bootleg comment.

>>38261741
B my gf oreginu

>>38261585
whine whine whine

>>38261741
Probably because women are shallow and picky nowadays since nobody has ever taught them how to handle hearing "No"

>>38261751
Actually used it for my throwaway discord. Didn't know what to post.
>>38261756
I am far from prime gf material.
>You'd like any type of autist gf.
Haha.
>>38261760
If we were 7 years earlier, I would've followed your advice, great Anon.

>>38261758
>You
No I didn't.
You guys separated yourselves by making these threads.
Don't say your gender and the autismos will leave you alone because if they sense female they'll go straight for them.
So deal with it and join the shitposts or go to lolcow and talk about it there with territory queens

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Top of the morning to you, fair ladies of /r9k/.

My name is Colonel Muammar Gaddafi and I live in great Libya. I am pronounced dead. However little do you know, in the globalist west, that I am alive and well shitposting from Bedouin Outpost #988. I invite you to become my special harem autismo wives and follow me in my eternal struggle against denegenarcy. Long live tthe green book and the Jamahiryia.

-Col. Muammar Gaddafi, leader of Libya

>>38261836
>I am far from prime gf material.
Alright let's test that.
What are your interests?
In what way are you autistic? You don't recognize social cues? You scream randomly? Are you clingy?
What would you do with / for a bf?

>>38261779
I think it feels pretty dull to me. The only time I feel really aroused, like squirming in my seat, is when I think deeply about scenarios.
It gets ruined when I touch myself. I have some mental issues, though, and I'm still talking to a therapist and trying to figure out if I was sexually abused or not.
Needing to go to the bathroom makes me aroused for some reason.

>>38261836
>Actually used it for my throwaway discord. Didn't know what to post.
I created one today, pls roll your pics

>>38261863
>D-don't make your own threads b-because we rule this board and you should do what we do.
Haha. No.

>Femanon thread
>No attention whoring

That's exactly what you're doing with this thread. If you want to talk about shit post in other threads instead you dumb bitch

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>>38261895
They get mad at us when we try to blend in and do what they do.

>>38261779
I'll miss the girl that was going to masturbate in the basement

FEMBOT PLS B IN
FLORIDA
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PLS

Fembots im looking for this kind of girl, are you like this?
>age
Uh,betweet 18- 27 probably
>height
She's shorter than me, as long as she is not taller than me(5'8) is ok, but well if shes taller and I like her I don't mind, cause I'd be dating with her, not with the thoughts of the people who are judging
>Weight
Not extremely obesse, you know like those people you watch on TV shows, not that!
>Race or nationality
love has no race, color or nationality, I dont know why even putting this baka, ofc I dont mind, i fall in love with the person not with the skin
>Personality
Introverted/extroverted, whatever is ok with me, thoung im introverted but I can "pretend" to be social and stuff but its hard. She doesn't mind being with a guy who is clingy, kinda possesive, romantic af, loyal, likes tell other people who is "girl" is and telling how happy he is and how great she is. This ideal has to be willing(it is not mandatory tho) to live with me in some isolated place or maybe a forbidden country like to start a new life
>Interests
Loves anime, movies, horror movies, edgy movies, loves MUSIC so much, like to talk about memes irl and online, laugh at normies, etc, all of this I said before is not neccesary tho, you nver know in the end

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ok i have a question
answer me guys or girls
im too shy to ask for sex and lately i really want it. How can i get some with a decent guy without asking directly? And no, guys who just tell you to have sex with them at first are not decent at all.

>>38261895
I'm not saying that.
What I'm saying is don't go around saying your gender like what you guys are doing now.
You'll just gain white knights and orbtiers which is why the autismos get upset.
It's as simple as that and yet you guys can't even do that.

>>38261880
Well, exciting fantasies are the best way to get aroused, that's a good start.
How do you mean it gets ruined? Like the fantasy stops feeling real because you're reminded that you're the one touching your body?
>spoiler
Surprisingly common I've heard. Something about the pressure.

>>38261926
She's probably already on her third round, buzzing away happily.

>>38261933
You literally just have to ask for it, you entitled spoiled lazy slut

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>>38261886
I bet you couldn't guess I used this too.
>>38261873
>Posting my entire lifes story with elaborations on everything specific to me.
No thanks. I've had a lot of therapy so I know what problems I face, but there's so much niche bullshit to my worldly experience that unless you're some beta cuck I doubt you'd like to hang around me.

>>38261933
>How can i get some with a decent guy without asking directly?
Describe decent guy. If you want one night stand then go to bar that is close to your style.

>>38261956
>She's probably already on her third round, buzzing away happily.
That makes me feel happy

>>38261945
I tend to just toss off the orbiters because I'm not THAT desperate for attention, so do I get atleast some bonus points for being a respectable cunt?
>>38261918
It all depends on what we're dealing with here, but they don't seem to be on the REEEEEchter scale.

>>38261972
>beta cuck
Hey guess which board you're on and guess who you're talking to. That's right.
Now elaborate please.

>>38261972
>I bet you couldn't guess I used this too.
Stop playing with me, I want pics of you

>>38262004
>do I get atleast some bonus points for being a respectable cunt?
If you're doing that then fuck yeah you're getting bonus points

>>38261933
If you're of legal age you can have sex with me. I'd lose my virginity but you'd know I'm a disease-free, kind guy. I will even take you out for pie and coke before, oke doke?
Please respond to me

>>38261986
Me too anon. Girls having fun by themselves is probably my biggest kink so I love giving advice to help them get off. Even if I'm not 'directly' involved because lol dyke I think it's fun helping others out that way.

>>38261933
I'm afraid that if you want to get some decent guy to fuck your brains out you're going to have to get to know them first. Unless you suck at analyzing people. In that case I hope you like Cocksian Roulette.

>>38261933
>And no, guys who just tell you to have sex with them at first are not decent at all.

If you want a decent guy then get in a relationship duh

>>38261933
>How can i get some with a decent guy without asking directly
Just ask.. Come on what is this.
Or just go on Tinder and wait for Chad to pick you up.

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Any femanon want a really short mentally ill robot NEET bf?
A-asking for a friend of course haha

>>38262013
>posting pictures of myself on/for someone on an anonymous imageboard.
Made the mistake once, never making it again but hey, MAYBE you've seen me in a thread.
>>38262007
Maybe you should try reading my refusal again?

>>38261585
Why do you think you need/deserve your own separate threads?
You female posters complain a lot about being treated differently but you segregate yourselves with dumb shit like this

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>>38262075
Muammar Qaddafi is a decent guy. And there are thousands way you can spell his last name which is fun ha ha ha

>>38262043
Good. You're a very wholesome person. I like when I see you posting here

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>>38262126
Y-you too.
But honestly I'm just a shlick addicted dyke, not all that wholesome desu.
But hey, it's fun talking about it, so what the hell, right.

>>38262099
>Made the mistake once, never making it again but hey, MAYBE you've seen me in a thread.
I can give you my email, if you see the pics being posted in here you know who is responsible

>>38262099
>unless you're some beta cuck I doubt you'd like to hang around me.
Yeah I did. So explain why I want to hang around you now?

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>>38262166
Spread the shlick, sister!
I also enjoy hearing peoples.. "Experiences" and I am in quite a nice position to do so.

>>38261933
What are your hobbies slutbot?

>>38262189
You're the type of person I'd pretend not to know irl.
>>38262209
>Still not reading the rest of what I typed.
Beta cucks aren't this insistent though.

>>38262226
reading
anime

>>38261983
right that might be, but i guess it wont be enough being me

>>38262216
Definitely yeah. I mean, I won't lie, obviously it's exciting/arousing to hear about it, but on another level it's really comfy chatting about this with anons and maybe even helping someone find something new that works for them.

>>38262289
what do you read? what's your favorite animu?

>>38262166
>But honestly I'm just a shlick addicted dyke
But you're my favorite one, you make this threads way better

>>38262263
It's easier if I'm anonymous.
Explain. I bet you're wife material. All the autistic girls on this site are either super devoted to their current bf/husband or are only looking for 'the one' and nobody else.
So qt.

>>38262310
>>38262310
i read different books but mostly i like fiction and stories

my favorite anime is hmmm
shin sekai yori i guess, maybe kekkai sensen

>>38262263
>You're the type of person I'd pretend not to know irl.
B-but people irl said that I'm nice but I need to talk more. You clearly don't know me well

>>38262378
List some books

>>38262189
Are you the autistic girl? Give me your email

>>38262339
Your favorite shlick addicted dyke? I assume there's not that many around.
But thanks anon. I definitely enjoy these threads too.

>>38262420
No, I have an average but ugly dick

>>38262375
sorry. I tried to have sex some times and i just wasnt really comfortable. Now im horny or dspaired enough to not care but when the time comes i wont feel it. Honestly i wish a guy just was there on the floor hard sleeping and id touch him and be done, when he tries to do other stuff it could happen that i suddenly feel like im not interested anymore.

>>38262393
well i read books from my country you wouldnt know i guess but besides that i think the last one i read were some ohenry short stories and now im reading a trudi canavan saga

>>38262298
I myself haven't been at it all that much for a while now, went through a busy period and, being the autistic poster, it tends to put me in a completely different way of going about.. Maybe again, soon..
>>38262341
That's where you're wrong about me. I won't be devoted to someone else more than I am to myself. There are a few people in my life whom, probably one-sidedly, I'd fight for and I "love" them to a degree, but here's the thing, BARELY ANYONE I meet ever gets that much respect from me. This includes their happiness making me happy, for a bit anyway.

>>38262449
I think I've seen others, but generally speaking you're one of my favorite posters from this board

>>38262472
What country?
Do you like lovecraft?

>>38262515
Ah. You went the wrong way on the autism scale. You don't care about anyone type of autism. That's sad.

I read a story about a canadian autistic girl who never had sex until she married her boyfriend. That kind of devotion is qt. Or the autistic girl who just did whatever her bf told her to do and was happy to be a housewife.

>tfw no autistic gf like that

>>38262515
You should, can't just slack off like that. Gotta keep the juices flowing, fight cervical cancer.

>>38262516
T-thanks anon. Don't make me blush.
But yeah, these threads are definitely fun. In a weird way I feel really comfy talking casually about shlicking and such, it's not something I've ever done with whatever RL friends I might have.

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>>38261585
It was attention-whoring the moment you include femanon.

>>38262570
whoo cares

i read some of him. I like his ideas more than his writing style, which is rather eefh
overly complicated, for my tastes. I prefer more "minimalist" writings. Although one of my favorite author is Sandor Marai and he also writes in that way, not simply at all, however i believe he is just a better writer than Lovecraft but without the fantasy ideas angle that i like

sorry if im confusing im bad with english

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>>38262573
My caring is just inverted. I don't know any route otherwise. But I told you.
>>38262602
Wahahaha. I know, I will keep your advice in mind!

>>38262602
Yeah, it's like you can really be yourself here and it feels so good. I even got headache from being the whole day here, but it was worth it lol

>>38262658
You're Hungarian?

>>38261585
>traps welcome
Disgusting get out whore

>>38262737
>This user cannot appreciate the cute. On r9k.

>>38261933
>hey chad, wanna fuck tehee
>sure bb
fuck females forever you sluts have no idea how easy you have it.

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>>38262663
>I will keep your advice in mind!
Good girl. Remember, if you don't masturbate, you're letting cancer win.

>>38262709
I'm here the whole day pretty much every day, but I also got a headache pretty much the whole day every day so it's really not so bad.

Also everyone post their toys!
Or don't. Your call.

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>>38262811
where's our fucking after-use picture.
Toys or fingers.
What do we want? After-use pictures
When? NOW

>>38262811
Man, I wish I was home so I could show you the green frog massager I have.

>>38262811
So I'll just wait for the headache to disappear

Do you really put that carrot in your peepee?

>>38261641
Nobody wants to talk to you. That's why you're here idiot.

>>38262847
It'd be literally the same picture, just stickier.

>>38262911
Oh that sounds just adorable. Link to where you bought it maybe?

>>38262952
What. No, that's a massager. You hold the round thing against your fun parts.

>>38261641
Gib contact info and we can talk about movies.

>>38262974
Yeah and I wanna see a nice coat of Austria-juice.

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>>38262974
Oh, I just grabbed it at Target.
It looks like this, but green.
It's "Homedics" brand.

>>38262811
If I grab my wand and make others cum, does that count too? Because I do enjoy moaning and whimpering!

I want some girl friends. Why is it so hard to find girls to be friends with? I don't like talking to guys because they always expect you to enter a relationship with them or they get upset if they don't find you attractive enough.

Fembots please respond
Would you date a robot

>>38263041
desu I dont even look at women for sex anymore because I know its hopeless. got 4 women friends since.

>>38262974
>What. No, that's a massager. You hold the round thing against your fun parts.
Got it. I don't know much about this kind of things

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>>38263041
>I don't like talking to guys because they always expect you to enter a relationship with them or they get upset if they don't find you attractive enough.

i know those feels all too well. its worse if theyre the ones who suggest to be "friends" only to end up getting upset when things do not go his way

>>38263055
as long as they werent insufferable

>>38262999
Pls anon, too lewd.
Also I don't even have it here right now and I don't want to go upstairs for it.

>>38263002
That looks cute, how does it work? Do both of those round things buzz? Never seen one like that.

>>38263037
Oh yeah that most definitely counts.
>I do enjoy moaning and whimpering
Unf. Yeah, who doesn't.

>>38263041
What's hard about being friends with girls, for you?

>>38263096
No worries. It's like a Hitachi magic wand thing, but smaller and without a cord.

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other lesbian femanons, have any of you ever had a gf before
i haven't because i have no idea how to put myself out there, and i live with my parents, and i'm worried by the time i move out and try to start dating girls i'll be an old hag

>>38263112
Yeah, the round ends buzz. I just don't use it much because it's a bit loud to me.

>>38263121
Just date another femanon
I'd say Austria but she's got it pretty bad for her sister

>>38263107
What is insufferable?

>>38263055
I would, but I'm also the cunty autismbot from before, if you want to scroll up and read that.
>>38263107
I can't recall the amount of times I've lied saying I had a bf that also played the game I was playing so I could bail randomly to do stuff with my imaginary bf.

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>>38263159
someone who acts like a completely unlikeable faggot

>>38263142
dating someone online seems like the worst thing i could ever imagine
i'd rather stay alone forever
also i look ugly as hell in pictures and on webcam

Are there any cute skeleton boys in Manhattan who would like to be friends with me?

>>38263121
I have and none of them have been healthy relationships and neither do I have a clue how I landed into them. Single for 5 years now, I will start buying a cat for each year I am alone to build up my repulsion magic.

>>38263213
I am a skeleton but I'm upstate, not down

>>38263213
I'm 2 out of 3 sadly. Would've hung out with you.

>>38263195
what is unlikeable to you

>why do you dumb sluts segregate yourselves
>why do you want to talk about your issues
>why can't you just keep quiet and do what I want
state of you betas

>>38263135
That's always a problem with toys, I chose mine specifically because it's pretty quiet, especially under covers. Having two sisters is suffering.

>>38263142
Shush anon.

>>38263207
Are there any gay hotspots in your city maybe? I'm not a fan of the "gay scene" or whatever but there's a lesbian cafe here that's kinda nice. I guess you could try meeting people at some place like that.

>>38263231
how did you find out that they were gay, too? pretty sure every girl i know is straight.

In the chance that any femanon reads this; why do you post on /r9k/ when it has been made very clear that women are despised on this board?

>>38263107
>its worse if theyre the ones who suggest to be "friends" only to end up getting upset when things do not go his way
Yes, that's the absolute worst. I just don't trust them anymore.

>>38263112
IRL it's because I'm shy and awkward. Online because I didn't find many girls sharing their contacts to seek friendship and when they do they're usually looking for specific common interests like fashion or something else, which usually doesn't match mine.

>>38263266
Gee, being the autist I didn't even have a measurable standard before my first girlfriend pounced on me during my very first part time job, about three weeks in. I liked her a lot (more like a child, though legal in my country) and the doki doki happened after work when I went home with her for the first time a month later.
Oh and she cheated on me, hence I got quite salty.

>>38263261
Sorry to hear that. I even get paranoid about schlicking sounds being loud.

>>38263112
>No worries. It's like a Hitachi magic wand thing, but smaller and without a cord.
Got it. I'm gonna take the rest of the night to rest and draw. See you in another thread. Hope you have a good night

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>>38263276
because i feel like it and its not like im forbidden from doing so. who gives a shit about what some random anons have to say?

>>38263233
>>38263234
Tfw no cute skeletons in the city.

>>38263276
where does it say male only, also it's fun winding up manchildren by simply existing

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>>38261585
Great, more axe wounds trying to invade our board.

>>38263320
So you think it's just a few vocal anons that hate women and not the majority of the board?

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>>38263320
>I know I am unwelcome and ruin everything I touch, but all I care about are my immediate wants and needs!

>>38263324
I'm in europe, but the upstate anon you have no excuse for. Get on a bus ride or whatever come on.
>oh no I have no friends in this city, but there's someone in the next city. WHATEVER SHOULD I DO
Bruv.

>>38263348
Not the person you replied to, but not even downgrading that to just a minority/part of the site, there's dudes that do it for "fun" because that's what an anonymous imageboard is all about.

>>38263310
Yeah, can relate. I could literally punch a hole through the wall next to my bed and hit my sister in her bed, that's how close. Pretty bad.
But I'm sleeping in the basement anyway for now because it's cooler here, so I can shlick to my hearts content.

>>38263311
Good night anon! Have fun.

>>38263366
Do you have some tasteful lesbian BDSM too?

>>38263348
Your hate only makes my flaps wiggle more, I get off thinking about bitter men smashing their keyboards in anger. Male tears are my lubricant and shitposting is my dildo.

>>38263324
Do you have any form of contact? Could possibly make it work

>>38263348
im not implying thats the case at all. its just dumb to let random people on the internet who have no power on this board dictate where certain people can post or not

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>>38263388
>Do you have some tasteful lesbian BDSM too?

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Women are made for pleasing cock and breeding.

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One positive about women destroying civilized society is that soon they will lose the rights they never should have had, and will go back to their proper place.

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>>38263406
That's some top reply. Have a cute.

>>38263479
I'm sorry you're lonely anon, you seem like a nice guy

>>38263406
Please be my dominant slightly sadistic gf

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>>38263525
Is this the new "ur a vurjin" comeback?

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>he thinks he can scare people away with porn
>on 4chan
Are you literally from tumblr?

>>38263479
>>38263501
Aww, so romantic!

>>38263540
It's your reality though and I'm not sure why you think this is riling us, quite a few girls here probably want to be splooged on, just not by you.

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>>38263565
The roasties are newfags, stop pretending like they're not.

>ywn have a totally no homo shlick marathon with Austria
i am not even gay. it's a complicated feel

>>38263601
Not him but
do you have discord

>>38263366
>waah muh precious sekrit club

Nigger please

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>>38263601
>w-w-w-well ur ugly!

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>>38263637
>I said nigger, I fit in now!

>>38263622
I'm waiting to see the "no gurls aloud" sign scrawled in your own shit, can you commit to me anon?

>>38261585
While the boytoys are being cuckolds I'm reading dirty manga where girls get fingered. Woo~

>>38263664
Wasn't what I said now was it, keep posting these photos though I'm starting to hydroplane in my bed

Femanons pls greentext if you've ever lewded with another female. This is entirely for my dick

>>38263622
You realize that most femanons here don't mind porn?
Also post some solo female or something, my dude.

>>38263505
Top cute.

>>38263625
>i am not even gay
Sure you're not. We could race and make a fun wager. No homo of course like you said.

>>38263701
Fingered by girls? If so, giev pls.

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>>38263687
>I'm waiting to see the "no gurls aloud" sign scrawled in your own shit, can you commit to me anon?

Post your hambeast tits and I'll think about it.

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>>38263685
you can keep making things up and posting porn but realistically it wont get rid of us. thanks for proving my earlier point though, kiddo

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>>38263711
>women get off on being degraded and humiliated

Yes, you SURE ARE are equal to men.

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>>38263733
>Also post some solo female or something, my dude.

You seem to miss the point.

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>>38263773
I doubt you slags will leave, but I'll make your stay uncomfortable.

>squealer did nothing wrong

>>38263810
>but I'll make your stay uncomfortable.
>by posting porn no one gives a shit about

wew lad

>met a girl in summer camp
>was the only other bi I think
>we shared a cabin
>by week two we had done some foreplay
>she was cute and wanting
>build up the confidence to give her head
>fooling around
>take off her wet underwear
>slide a finger inside her, as I take it out her moistness clings to me
>put my mouth over her clitoris and start running my tongue everywhere
>she starts moaning tenses and shits all over her bedsheets
>rather nasty stomach bug going around
>never heeded the counselors warning
>smelly regrets for days afterwards

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>>38263840
>we don't care, that's why were all insisting how little we care!

>>38263768
ana but close

>>38263733
I was reading MioRitsu.. Closet lewds!

>>38263794
>>38263779
>>38263768
Posting this says a lot more about you than it does about us.

>>38263810
>make your stay uncomfortable
>by posting bad porn and entry level beast/monster shit
What's next, liveleak?

>>38263872
I'll check it out, thanks.

>>38263779
Oh yeah because all women are into that, be more subtle with revealing your virginity

>>38263867
>t-t-take that, that will show them

really though, no one gives a shit if you fill this thread with bad porn. there are other threads to post in, little mongoloid

Do any fembots like to play grand strategy?

>>38263867
It's amusing responding and seeing you dive further into your own insecurity. Keep posting, I'm getting insight into your condition, I feel like Darwin.

>>38263922
I haven't had enough time to learn playing EU4.. Though I'm heavily into RTS/TBS and played a bit of the not-very-grand-strategy-esque Stellaris.

>>38263955
Do you like the Total War series?

>>38263922
I like risk and chess, not into vidya

>>38263922
I used to play Hearts of Iron because my older sister did, but I wasn't ever very good at it. Then a bit of Total War if that even counts.

help i need advice i'm messaging my crush rn (admired him from afar for a v long time) and i think it's going ok but he's not really asking any questions or giving me stuff to go off of? is he just uninterested? usually i would think so but he went out of his way to talk to me and initiated the conversation
please i am hopeless i really want him to like me

>>38263922
tfw bad at strategy. i just want to build an army of little dudes and tanks

>>38263975
Total War is alright too
>>38263994
Can I teach you?

>>38263966
I haven't played that in ages either, but I played THE CRAP out of Shogun 2.

>>38263979
He might be, or maybe he's just busy with something. Has this happened before? You need some inside info..

>>38263979
trying to initiate interest over the internet is harder than talking to someone in person desu, keep it brief online but engage irl

>>38264006
I never played Shogun 2
I heard it's the best in the series. I think Rome 1 is though. How long have you had eu4?

>>38263722
I have a gf. I love being a lesbian. But I'm not going to greentext anything for your dick.

>>38264004
>Can I teach you?

sure, i wouldnt be against it. what game would you like to try?

I started reading a book my crush is reading, and it's shit
I adore the guy but his taste in literature is peculiar

>>38264034
I have all of them except HoI 4 so take your pick. Got discord?

>>38263872
The Mio Ritsu doujin is pretty gud, thanks anon.

>>38264026
You could greentext it for a fellow dyke in need.
N-not that I'm in need or anything.

>>38264046
What's the book?

>>38263479
>>38263501

Join us [email protected]

>>38264052
i dont own any strategies except civ5. would it be possible to play pirated games to learn? also i have discord but posting it here wouldnt be too great of an idea

>>38263107
>i know those feels all too well. its worse if theyre the ones who suggest to be "friends" only to end up getting upset when things do not go his way
>>38263293
>Yes, that's the absolute worst. I just don't trust them anymore.

If we say we're looking for a gf when we post contact, we'll come off as desperate and you won't add us. The only way we can get you to talk to us at all is to say we're looking for friends.

>>38264092
Alright I'll post my discord then
Ghost of Roo#6374

>>38264055
I know right! It's not too fancy but the fantasy is just adorable.
Looking for something of a higher quality though.

>>38264183
If they're also looking for a bf then they won't be scared away. If they're not, then you won't achieve anything anyway. So maybe you shouldn't do that.

>>38264283
I want a fucking gf
not even him

>>38261585
Women are stupid and I don't respect them. You are all shallow, evil and retarded. If you're a woman, you're probably a whore. I will never respect a hole.

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>>38264236
Yeah I love the cutesy stuff, especially if they just can't help themselves, being stealthy about it is pretty hot too.
This one is just kinda fun.
https://exhentai.org/g/1034456/d01599c51d/

>>38264283
They never say outright that they're looking for a bf. The (faint) hope is that they'll fall in love with us over time.

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>>38264303
>Women are stupid and I don't respect them
>You are all shallow, evil and retarded.
Oh boy. The irony.

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>>38264233
oh, this is awkward..we have spoken before and things went south due to bad circumstances

QUESTION for femanons/fembots (female):
Do you hate men (robots) (male)?

thanks, y-you too

Hey fembot robots, where do you usually hang irl? How do you like guys approaching you and whatnot? I want me a irl robot gf.

>>38264343
I see
Well have a nice day then

>>38264312
I am reading Mismatch Girls right now, I'll look into your in a moment!

Friendly effeminate man here.

Don't forget all posts can be hidden, in case you're getting baited with sexist stuff.

It's greatly enhanced my general browsing of r9k over the years.

>>38264321
>It's ok for me to manipulate people for my own selfish reasons

Anon this isnt really the way to do things. People catch on to this.

>>38264355
As a whole I dont hate men.

Had this until I started having sex. Blowjobs honestly fixed it.

>>38264363
At home. If I don't have a reason outside I'll hermit up at my own apartment which is probably the reason I don't have a bf/gf.

>>38264355
I don't hate men, I don't even hate robots although they seem to hate me. Overall I don't care enough about people to hate them.

>>38264363
I don't really hang out anywhere but home and I don't really want to be approached desu.

>>38264363
I never leave my house. The closest I have come to meeting someone is when a male nurse took my pulse. I've almost met a qt boy at the psychiatrists office, but we both had our mommies with us.

tl;dr You won't find any fembots irl because we are all socially isolated freaks. That's not counting the attention whores who post on the site.

>>38264382
It is okay to manipulate people though anon

>>38264391
>>38264397
>>38264401
Then where do you live? I'll serenade you outside your windows until you date me.

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>>38261585
Why are you all so insane?


I try talking to some of you on discord and all you try to do is either ask me to buy you things are demand that I say hurtful things.

Why can't we have normal conversation?

>be underemployed fembot
>take up swimming to keep busy
>lifeguard at my pool is nice to me once
>develop a massive crush on him
>can't stop having sex dreams about him

>>38264382
>Anon this isnt really the way to do things. People catch on to this.

I don't see it as manipulative. You talk to people in hopes of becoming friends, so why is it all that different to talk to them in hopes they'll be attracted to you? As I said, femanon never say >tfwnobf so it's the only way.

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>>38264364
you too. take care of yourself

>>38264432
For me, we talk for a day or two and then they ghost me.

>>38264425
My dad would probably shoot at you, just on principle.

>>38264432
I'd talk to you normally but I'm a huge dyke.

>>38264439
>tfw
I had a super cute lifeguard too once who actually dragged me out of the water. Wasn't just the ocean getting me wet.

>>38264459
This desu oregun

>>38264447
Because you're really hoping for someone to be your girlfriend right off the bat but youre lying about your intentions because you are claiming to just want to be friends. pretty creepy desu

>>38264425
I dont think your serenading would be heard at all due to traffic noise and me living high up in an apartment building.

>>38264425
Top reply here, you're liable to either get arrested or beaten by other people living in my complex.
>>38264439
Maybe you should try and get to know him then before he turns out to be just another chad.. Lifeguard doesn't seem to be a non-chad profession.. Do we have an official list of WARNING: CHAD PROFESSIONS?
>>38264432
>Falling for the "buy me things" meme
Dump them. Laugh and dump them. They don't actually care about you.

>>38264460
Lets talk then. Bonus points if you're European.

>>38264488
>>38264483
>>38264460
I'd still serenade anyways, I want a fembot gf!

>>38264483
But they'll ghost me if I tell them I'm looking for a gf. All I do is talk to them normally and hope they'll give some indication that they won't cut contact if I show interest.

>>38264459
Especially if you tell them that you won't buy them crap in exchange for friendship. Insomiachan is infamous for this.

>>38264488
I don't buy fembots anything

>>38264489
Sure. And I am.
Email or discord or something?

>>38264527
I thought insomnia was a tranny

Women hate other women. You all are equally terrible. I plan on ruining as my lives of women as I can when I have money

>>38264483
Nearly every robot who has gotten together with a fembot says they began talking just as friends.

orbiters are only good for buying us things on amazon and steam.
btw don't hit on me silly boys :^) my bf won't like it.

>>38264527
Then atleast you deserve some respect.

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>>38264488
Fair point. He is a studying physiotherapy which is basically an MSc in Chad.

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>>38263924
>I feel like Darwin.

Narcissism, the defining quality of women.

>>38264401
you're a female NEET? discord?

>>38264425
Serenade me John Cusack style with a boombox and I'll be your gf.

>>38264786
>asking a girl to post her discord
>when there are guys around that would add her and pretend to be the one who asked

you are just asking to get cucked

>>38264813
I will, where do you live?

Have you ever wondered why orbiters don't have gf despite using their free time (and money) to inflate some random femanon's ego(you know, just like you do with a gf but you get sex in exchange for doing so)?

>>38264821
>cucked

I like talking to people who are in similar situations. What has this got to do with being cucked?

>>38264840
Orbiters are betas and never take initiative.
They go after planets and never go for the cake.

>>38264840
orbiters are pretty unlikeable people. its no surprise they are orbiters

>>38264840
I'm going to take a wild guess and say that orbiter robots are very shy irl and can't work up the courage to talk to any real girls.

>>38261933
Attention shy/autistic/shut in femanons in the US:

I'm offering my services as a traveling cyborg. If you aren't interested in being chad's warm-up cumdump for the night, I offer a bfe (boyfriend experience) tailored to your tastes and desires. With two weeks notice I can come to you and let you explore your desires, from the mild to the wild. No commitments, no risk of rejection, and no worries about rumors being spread around town about your spaghetti, or lewd kinks, because I'm not in your town.

I also offer holiday boyfriend/arm candy services in the greater Chicagoland area so your parents will stop asking you when you're going to find a man every thanksgiving/Christmas/4th of July, and also offer up to 4 additional visits throughout the year. Stop letting your siblings success compound the crushing shame of failure you feel at family gatherings.

Contact me on discord for more info at barroll#4654

But truckerfag, why are you doing this? Honestly, I've had my heart broken too many times by turbo-stacies and fembots in disguise to put my talents to traditional use. I want to subvert the life-crushing emptiness of never being able to truly love again by helping femanons in need lead more comfy, confidence filled lives.

>>38264183
This shit right here is why I don't do shit with guys anymore. Every single damn time its some angle to get in your pants and you have to be some paranoid mastermind dissecting everything both of you are saying and doing to make sure shits not going south then it does go south and they go on this windstorm of slander and everyone else has to deal with their shit.
Want to have fun playing shit like an mmo or fps so now you're in a clan/guild? Some fuck will come along and self-destruct all over the place causing everyone to evacuate the guild/clan like the fucking ground-zero its become.
Having fun with your friends you've known forever during your gaming career but someone +1's someone to buff the numbers on a team or make HoI4 more interesting? Bet your ass he'll blatantly hit on you or make sexual advances the entire time making everyone uncomfortable sucking all the fun out of the lobby and, again, self destructing at everyone present plus whatever shared friends they have on steam.

>>38264544
HombreMurcielago#5155

>>38261972
Not beta. Just isolated. What's your story?

>>38264870
>>38264864
even with online dating?
if they are too retarded to either go full robot or normie they should kill themselves honestly

>>38264525
i dont know you so i cant tel you whats wrong. im just saying its not a good idea to lie about what you want anon.

Elliot Rodgers was right. Women do not deserve rights. Fuck you and fuck your feelings

>>38264948
>queen elizabeth didn't allow women to vote
really makes you think

>>38264948
If hes so smart why is he dead? rmao

>>38264896
Remember this golden rule.
Men and women CANNOT be platonic friends.
Go look for friends of the same gender to avoid sexual tension and / or drama.
Every male friend you ever had, have or will have will masturbate to you and think about asking you out and fucking you. Guaranteed. Except if they're gay of course.

>>38261869

>edgelord in highschool
>meme that Gaddafi was my favorite leader
>virtue signalling teacher gets triggered and starts lecturing me
>find out years later that gaddafi wasn't actually a bad guy
fucking normies

>>38264896
The only reason I add femanons is in hopes of getting a gf, end of story.

>>38264934
Are you new? We're scared of rejection and hope the girl will give some kind of signal that she'll say yes if we ask her out. Plus, all the girls I talk to live hundreds or thousands of miles away because I'm from a small town in the middle of nowhere.

>talk to some girls on discord from r9k
>we talk for hours on end both providing the subjects for discussion
>genuinely get a nice vibe
>suddenly get ghosted


I haven't spoke to a girl on r9k for more than 2 days without them suddenly not making discussion with me like they did before or ignoring my last message. I'm not going to spam them like 5 times for their attention, if it's clear they aren't interested in talkingi. Why does this always happen? Do I have to spam them non-stop?

>>38264987
Because he's a martyr you nitwit.

>>38264488
A guaranteed robot profession list would be easier. I'll start
>software developer

>>38264355
Only when they make every little thing into an attempt at a relationship or sex.

>>38264896
So are you asexual? Dyke?

>>38264924
I went from isolated and beaten to kicked out back to self isolation because of a lack of empathy.
>>38264821
This is why you make a throwaway discord first.
>>38264896
My last guild was ruined by our beta leader who ditched us (without leaving guild or his rank) after he couldn't get with us so he got with a confirmed catfish.

>>38265032
How can you really blame us? We're fucking desperate. You'd be doing the same thing if you were a dude unless you were a normie.

>>38265032
Well you clearly don't understand men then. Every thing we do in interaction with women is to get sex / a gf. Why else would we talk to girls instead of just guys? B E P I S I N B A G I N A
See >>38265012

>started talking to fembot
>convos are nice and funny
>she even messages me first at times
Am I gonna get ghosted soon?

I will literally marry any fembot just to create the illusion of love for my family

>>38265064
>she even messages me first at times

HOW

Even the girls I get along with well never message first.

>>38265079
Dunno guess I got lucky.

>>38265064
Yes. And she'll not even think twice about it.

>>38265012
>adds femanon
>doesn't make the first move
>he wants the girl to take initiative
>as if a femanon would ever add him
you're never gonna make it champ.

>>38265064
Yup. I spoke to a fembot today and was really nice talking with her. She was genuinely interesting and fun to talk with, she almost always messaged me first but my last message to her just got ghosted. She's on steam playing CSGO when the message I sent to her was almost 7 hours ago with no reply. Just when you meet someone chill, they ghost.

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>>38265016
>>38265064
How do you guys get into conversations with people, let alone fembots? I've been on 4chan for years but I've never made a friend or talked to anyone outside of a thread. Just another extension of my life I suppose.

>>38265098
Where do you both live?
Has she sent nudes or did ERPing yet? Get in on that anon. Escalate before she loses interest or you WILL get ghosted.

>>38265056
If the roles were reversed, you might be right. But that doesn't make it any different. That'd just switch your status with mine. Why not rise above that?
>>38265061
I've played enough MMORPGs to know that not every single guy wants to pin me down and create a family.

>>38265101
Not necessarily take initiative, just say something that makes it seem like I'm not friendzoned. The online equivalent of playing with her hair while talking to me or some shit.

I crush so badly on a boy I met online. He is five years younger than me, and better in every possible way but still, he is slightly robotic and pure and it makes him so sweet and appealing I can't help myself but want him for myself. It feels shitty to know we'll never be together.

>>38265109
>finally have an interesting conversation with a fun guy
>he proceeds to ruin it by making it about sex and demanding nudes
>block him
gg

>>38265056
>>38265061
I feel like you guys are just projecting onto other guys who don't do that because you're so pathetic you can't imagine a guy would be not like you and not be a complete horndog

>he never met "her" in person nor has chances to
GIVE UP YOU IDIOT

>>38265120
>Why not rise above that?
Because if I don't show interest I'll be alone forever.

>>38265136
I literally never asked a fembot for nudes or even made sexual advancements, they still ghost me despite them being the ones to message me first and genuinely sound interested. What the fuck am I doing wrong? Do they want me to spam them asking for nudes and sex?

>>38265108
My cousins forced me to learn how to talk to people, only thing stopping me from going out and banging sluts is that I fucking hate people and vastly prefer to stay indoors.
>>38265109
Neither gave eachother our location, it's just convos about random shit. I don't even think she wants a bf but I really don't care, just chatting is nice.

>>38265017
that implies he did something worthwhile. he literally died a bitter virgin that no one but and other bitter virgins gives a shit about

>>38265120
>I've played enough MMORPGs to know that not every single guy wants to pin me down and create a family.
Those guys are normies who get laid IRL.

>>38265146
>unless you were a normie.

>>38265167
they message you because 1. they still don't have a beta legion 2. they are bored

you have NO chances

>>38265120
>>38265146
No you just simply don't understand men. Even if it's platonic at first, only a matter of time before
>"i developed feelings for my best friend"
Some guys are more tact, some are straightforward. We all want to fuck you in the end.

>>38265104
That's not ghosting. She's busy playing games. She'll probably message you later.

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U guys are gay

>>38265194
Most guys have the self-control to own their feelings rather than be ruled by them.

>>38265194
This, even if I start out just wanting to be friends, I'm going to fall in love with her if she looks halfway decent and we get along. Girls don't understand this because they can get a guy whenever they want.

>>38265167
I suppose you just provide temporary entertainment. Most online friendships are nothing more.

>>38264772
Does Chad ask girls out or does he talk to girls he's not attracted to to pass the time while he's bored a work?

>>38265194
I have 2 female attractive friends that I don't want to fuck who help me out with other non-sexual stuff.

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>>38265164
I still think there's a definite difference between casual interest and having a raging boner for a girl you met online.
I met a guy online on whom I DEVELOPED a mutual crush (keyword: developed) but I ended up breaking it off because what I thought was shitposting was actually him being serious. I knew this guy for years. You can do it.

>>38265012
>The only reason I add femanons is in hopes of getting a gf, end of story.

Being creepy and desperate doesnt get you a girlfriend. Sorry anon

>>38265215
Maybe you shouldnt fall in love with the first thing that shows you interest.

>>38265104
they want nothing sexual with you, they are just bored.
if you can still interact with them after knowing this you're pathetic

>>38265198
She hasn't been playing games for 7 hours. I fully got ghosted.

>>38262088
GODDAMIT WHO IS THAT. I LOVE HER

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>>38265230
Ur gay m9

>>38265215
>I'm going to fall in love with her if she looks halfway decent
That is pathetic and beta as fuck, holy shit. This is coming from another guy. Not all guys are like that, holyshit hahaha

>>38265246
ask her to pls respond then and post results.

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Who here eggie with it?

>>38265246
That's super clingy. Do you expect people to answer your texts immediately, too? It's a turn off.

>>38265181
By far, not all of them are normies who get laid irl, note that I said single, I wasn't counting married or otherwise occupied people.
>>38265194
So why do you not rationalize then that, if all guys want to bang us, you should bring something to the table that other dudebros don't?

>>38265258
Nah, i'm just not a desperate virgin like you.

Females can't be robots. You all need to fuck off back to wherever the fuck you all came from.

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my favorite type of woman :)

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This egg has daddies cummies in it.

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>fem"bots"
>"fem"bots
Fixed.
Fembots do not exist.

>>38265212
As a guy in that situation, your options are:

>Express your feelings and get your heart broken
>Hold them in and get your heart broken when she starts dating another dude
>Cut contact

>>38265237
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I ADD FEMANONS UNDER THE PRETENSE OF JUST WANTING FRIENDS

I DO IT IN HOPES THEY WILL DEVELOP A CRUSH ON ME

>>38265274
In what world is being clingy a turn off.
If she cared for him she would drop everything to answer his texts. The fact he is not a first priority shows she doesn't care at all and he should stop talking to her.

Are any of the dykes still here? If so pls tell me what oral sex feels like

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>>38261585
reminder: if you're under 300lb you can't be a fambot.

>>38265246
because she's not bored enough to talk to you
or maybe she found another dog to entertain her.
give up on her, you're lost.

>>38265269
Nah I'll accept it when I get ghosted. I'm not going to beg them

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This is the egg of the elite.

>>38265241
Well how the fuck do I not be desperate when I am?

>>38265259
You retard, I'm talking about kissless virgin robots, not normalfags.

>>38264993
I'd have to say thats doubtful but then again the group i was talking about have been together since we were all 9ish so probably so.
>>38265036
No i just don't need what would otherwise have been a really fun and enjoyable experience with people who can keep their shit in their pants ruined by the one person who can't.
>>38265045
Should have just pacted your shit to move everything over to a new guild sans the idiot.

>>38265280
>you should bring something to the table that other dudebros don't?
But I can't. And that's why I'm a robot stuck in r9k.

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Um excuse me but women should not have the right to speak without being spoken too on this pure christian website.

>>38265304
>The fact he is not a first priority shows she doesn't care at all and he should stop talking to her.
Yeah but that bitch isn't even his girlfriend. She's just some online friend. He doesn't have to be a priority then.

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If this isn't what your eggs look like then you are not a robot. GTFO

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>>38265311
holy caw sauce plz orig

>>38265283
If you were a kissless virgin in your twenties, would you still not want to fuck them?

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Femwhores must die

>>38265241
What gets you a gf? It isn't going to the gym and getting fit, it isn't going to college and getting a high paying job, it isn't a big dick, it isn't taking care of your face and hygiene. Speaking from experience. There's no rhyme or reason.

>>38265304
haha clingy people are the fucking worst, are you for real?

>>38265334
What kind of friend if you don't reply to their messages?
>Oh he's my friend and messaged me but eh, fuck him
Friend or not, she doesn't give a single fuck about him and it shows.

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Yogurt with egg with yogurt.

Tis best.

>>38265315
It seems I have finally seen the truth that women on here only see you as temporary entertainment, just when you think you met a chill friend.

i wish i was 18-23 again. i'd move to cali and start doing porn.... basically get paid to lick 10/10 womens asses and tits for 3 hours a week.

now i'm old and ugly

>>38265345
Most likely, yeah. You have a point there, anon.

>>38265303
Here's the secret: getting your heart "broken" while the feelings are still early and forming isn't that painful. Don't hold it in. You can still be friends after the pain wears off. Of course, if other than attraction there isn't much for you to bond over, just cut contact.

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These are female eggs. Only faggots won't eat them.

>>38265352
You're a low T cuck tbhfam. Clingy girls are the best and whichever normie whines about their gf or bf being 'too clingy' can walk right into a trash compactor for all I care.

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Femwhores are worthless

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>>38265291
>>38265311
>>38265341
holy shit that's gross. delet and gtfo

>>38265303
All I see you screaming is "I WANT A GF" that's not exactly something fun for the opposite party.
>>38265308
Depends on who's doing the oral.
>>38265328
I should've, but after putting in 6 months of hard work into the guild, it's kinda hard..
>>38265329
Develop yourself senpai.

>>38265354
Maybe she is just playing games. It's only been 7 hours, are they even close friends? Damn, fool.

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Fem"bots" are cancer

>>38265354
But he said that every time they talk it's for hours. Maybe she doesn't feel like getting stuck online for that long? It's hard to say goodbye without feeling like a dick.

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These are the eggs bad cooks make (aka roasty).

>>38265371
>You can still be friends after the pain wears off.

lolno, it only gets worse the more you find there is to like about her.