girls

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>>38260859
Good I'm happy for you but

Y O U
M U S T
L E A V E
N O W

>>38260919
a date is not a gf my friend

or is it?

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>>38260973
You are spending time with a woman and bragging about it on a site packed with virgins......It counts, fuckhead...
NOW LEAVE!!!!!

>>38260859
how did it happen? how long did you know her? what did you do?
detailled story would be nice anon

Trips and you have to say no

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>not interested in relationships
>don't have feelings for anyone
>just want female friends to talk to
>girls keep getting feelings for me
>they act like the victim when I say I just want to be friends
>mfw

>>38261031
>start going to this celtic athletics thing
>doing ok, very friendly people, only a couple old women when I join, mostly men
>few weeks into it a couple girls start showing up
>Don't really do anything, talk to them or anything just admiring from afar

So fast forward like a month, she asks to drive with me to a comp, nothing happens, I don't spill spaghetti but I also don't make any moves.

Now it's two weeks after that, I've just recovered from an injury. She saw me at practice and then texted me a couple hours after.

And then it's now.

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>>38260859
>a fat soccer mom called me a cutie

Who feelin /Chad/ today?

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>>38261134
lolol post some chats

>>38261134
That cold shoulder only makes them want you more anon

Tell them you're gay or something

>>38261191
Got any social media pics annon?

>>38261247
Elliot was a decent enough looking guy, his problems were all internal.

Middle aged women and family friends calling me handsome is the only reason I have any self-esteem left at this point

>>38261334
Nope. She doesn't have any good ones up anyway. Much better in person. And I deleted my facebook. Social media is cancer.

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>>38261134
The only way to beat the roast...is to become the roast.

>>38261295
>hey anon, I really like you
>As a friend or something more?
>s-something more
>I'm sorry but I don't see you the same way
>why?
>I just want to be friends and I don't like leading people on.
>YOU ALREADY LEAD ME ON FOR TWO MONTHS
>I just enjoy hanging out with you, I'm sorry if you felt that way..
>GOD YOU'RE SUCH A DICK
She slapped me and ran away. I believe she blocked my number as well.

>>38261313
I don't like lying to people.

>>38261438
I haven't lost my virginity just yet, anon.

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>>38260919
Did you practice?

>>38261191
have you replied yet?

>>38261645
This is the perfect form.

>>38260859
>This is an original post
wew

>>38260859
post reply, don't spill your spaghetti yet let us help

>>38261851
I have a low sex drive so I guess it is lmao

>>38261763
I said yes immediately my dude

Late night movie date anons don't be jealous, if I can do it you can do it

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>>38260859
>get text from girl in group project
>is stacys chad telling me to leave her alone
>dont even know which stacy he means

>>38262157
not jealous, just interested and your pic made me think you needed help
but you're actually handling it well, happy for you anon

>>38262305
I'm just ribbing you guys. I'm pretty nervous.

Really the only thing I have trouble with is making the move, you know what I mean?

>>38262276
I hope you told him that. Burn his ass.

>>38262362
I do.
My advice would be to dress properly (>>>/fa/) do things like look at her in the eyes and sometimes smile and make her feel good to see if she's interested, but then i'm definately not the guy to go to for dating advices
you could watch those vids and some others by the channel, for me it feels kinda bullshit as i've never been in this situation; but maybe it'll speak more to you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9OdeEzon_0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWjYaZQb_rk

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>>38262862
>dress properly (>>>/fa/)
You must be joking.

>>38260859
You are finally free old friend. You get to leave. Enjoy the outside world. Goodbye.

>>38263013
yes of course some people are ridiculous in it of course it's the ones you see the most.
but it's still a nice place with some nice general tips (visit their wiki) and some nice fits, not tryahrd looking
but i think you already know this, if you have this pic, i assume you're a frequent /fa/ user
i don't know if you're OP, but to OP: you could start your thread there, asking for advices

>>38263246
I'm not OP but yeah I'm a long time /fa/ggot.