i have a mommy gf now

>>38260261
Considering they're just a meme and when the female is introduced to a big hard dick to the point where she'll turn a huge fucking cockslut and drop any sort "mommy gf" inhibitions. I don't believe you.

I guess playing pretend is okay though lmao

>>38260314
>Considering they're just a meme and when the female is introduced to a big hard dick to the point where she'll turn a huge fucking cockslut and drop any sort "mommy gf" inhibitions. I don't believe you.

Are you a virgin? don't lie.

I wish I had a mommy gf too but there is no way I'll ever have one.

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>>38260261
I want a mommy gf (male) with a penis and will put it inside my butt please

>tfw my mommy gf is 6'4" and 300lbs of THICC.

>>38260261
Did she kidnap you?

Will you finally kill yourself after she inevitably leaves you for a real man?

You know she's just 'with you' out of pity, right?

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>>38260458
hm, who knows
ive cucked a lot of guys she was friends with and even her now ex boyfriend

>>38260261
how did you meet your mommy gf
what do you do together
pls respond

>>38260261
see
you didn't need me

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>>38261107
i felt like i had a reason to live because you were so nice to me. and it felt like i have a parent
but you abandoned me and had to remind me that i was never good enough to have your existence around me

>>38261107
you were wrong about everything you said about me too
i was too scared to have the courage to stand up to you
because i was afraid of you getting annoyed
but youre wrong about everything and i hate you
i hate you and youre mean i hope whatever i did to inconvenience you was a deep cut
jerk bully stupid
hate.

>>38262072
I'm sure you would've been more hurt if i forced myself to 'like' you
it's good that you hate me, it shows that you're growing mentally, I'm a terrible person

>>38262221
i dont care if youre terrible or good
this is cheesy but i feel blessed by your presence
it really feels like im under your watch again. i wish i had a parent like you
sorry for being so spergy