try summing up your life in one sentence

It all started when my mom met my dad at a bar.

>>38260111
Life without parole

>>38260560

That's not a compIete sentence.

fun withheld

>>38260111
It started out promising, but became exponentially worse after about 13 years.

>>38260111
play WoW/4Chan all day/ drink/cannabis/heroin/the odd time cocaine with mdma

*Freeze frame, record scratch* Yup that's me.

>>38260111
i could have done better

It hasn't been that great.

we are born to suffer and die

Stop laughing at seriousness, you bastards.

Existence is agony.

A roastie met me for a date just to tell me she was going with chad instead

I didn't even try.

>>38260111
The damage was done in my adolescence, mostly through self-imposed isolation, partly by parental coddling.

A fucking existential nightmare.

As it turns out he was wrong about most things.

>>38260111
Fucking NORMAL FAGS REEEEEE3E3E3E3E!!!!!!!!!

The fuck did ya' say?

>>38262439

Fuck that hits a little too close to home.

my dad put his peener in my mom's feminine penis out came me i want to die

It'll probably get better, maybe.

>>38260111
I'm successful everywhere except in the dating department because I'm too picky

I have a lot of really positive things going for me in my life but continue to come to imageboards because it's the last reminder to me of what the internet USED to be like when I was a kid, before "web 2.0" and the "social web" took off; when you could be free from recourse and repercussions from saying shit on the fucking internet.

I think, therefore I think that I am.

>>38260111
I am perpetually tricking myself into thinking I'm faking depression and robothood in order to escape my responsibilities.

I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it didn't even matter.

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A lonely, unfulfilling existence with no feelings of enjoyment or relief.

>>38260111
Oh, what could have been oreganally

It has started by a mistake.

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>>38262740
*Doesn't

This comment ain't original yo.

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>>38260111
Lazy, insecure, no social life and school dropout.

I use as many sentences as I want. You can't tell me what to do.

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I am honestly amazed i have made it 32 years of age and haven't yet killed myself alone in a filthy motel room.

>>38262439
iktf fucking whore oreganalo

Making the best of things in a swamp of guilt.

If my life were a movie, I'm not sure I'd be a main character.

>>38260689
lmfao this

originalio

I keep questioning myself "Why are things only getting worse?", while not knowing what to do at any point.

Welp, at least I tried my best.

>>38263181
Did you think that up yourself? Google doesn't say anything

>>38260111
A sea of misery and suffering dotted with small, slowly sinking islands of happiness.

pretending to be dumb to fit in

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>>38263291
>>38262740

What does trying benefit when you know it's going deep into shit? Wasted time I say.

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>>38263337
>pretending to be dumb
This takes me back. And not in a good way

>>38263181

It's just a conclusion I came to after reading some feels threads, thinking about my past and realizing that things just kind of happen without me being involved in anything meaningful.

Disappointment to those who know me, a joke to those around me.

>>38262561
dis shit right here

I had a dream last night where somebody I knew from my adolescence came up to me out of nowhere and asked "for how long have you been alone?"

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It has been a terribly disappointing experience.

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Trying to Unfuck everything.

Going great, but something always feels lacking.

It may look like a long string of successes, but there's something severely wrong underneath all this.

>>38260111
Humiliating and disappointing to the point of no return.

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>>38260111
Life was was straight forward back then. Now I've stagnated like the Byzantine empire.

>>38265020
>Anon can't even count to one

It's just another day in paradise :)

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Failure of a man wastes his perfectly good shot at life

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>>38263070
I personally just want to see how bad it will get. I feel like a spectator of my own life.
>oh god, what will he do(or not do) today?
>let's watch this trainwreck unfold for one more day
And when I'm 90 on my death bed I can be like "Yep, I fucking new that things wouldn't get better".

Good at everything, best at nothing.

They're laughing but it ain't funny...
It ain't funny

Looked promising, but it started going downhill when my parents basically decided they hated me.

l just want it to end

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I'm fucking autistic but people torment me for it

>>38260111
there's still time

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>Im Sitting at the top of a money mountain and youll never going to amount to nothing

Is this fire btw? I think its one of my best. I was running around screaming because i thought magma came out of my mouth
Feels like Groudon man

>so this thriteen-year-old with hideous acne walks into a classroom, right...

>>38260111
I'm succeeding in the worst way possible.

"Being outdoors is overrated, and besides, everyone probably thinks I'm autistic"

>>38262769
What is that photo of? >>38262769

Have accomplished a lot despite recurring mental illness over the last 8 years but consistently fail to form any kind of sexual/romantic relationship.

>>38260111
Unproductive waste of oxygen

Still undecided whether it was worth it.

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Things were going well - all things considered - until that thing happened; now things are not going well, and are expected to be over shortly

You know what, it's pretty alright

Failure to launch but with ugliness and poverty

Jacking off beats suicide.

reflect to regret to reflect

I can't sleep again tonight.

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>>38265604
Are you me?
I'm waiting for that day aswell so I can curse all those who lied to me and said it will gets better

Learned helplessness is exhausting.

Spent wondering if it gets better instead of doing anything.

>>38260111
In kindergarden, all the kids were mingling with each other and I was by myself at the playskool kitchen making hot dogs and orange juice.

No matter what I do I can't win.

>>38260111
This isn't it

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I can understand why you don't like me in the real world.

Had potential, did nothing, not anymore.

I tried, now I won't anymore, whatever.

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I thought I could make it and I was fucking mistaken.

The deepest depths of incapability and misery, but not 100% hopeless yet.

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I have no reason to get up in the mornings.

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"It's bad, but not so bad it would make for an interesting story."

>>38260111
Invasion of chaos.

I wish I could stop procrastinating and get my shit done.

>>38260111
Jack of aII trades, master of none.

>>38260111
"I was so close to having everything I ever wanted, and then I acted like an asshole."

"Man gets fed up with American 'impress me!' culture; has disastrous results on life."

Existential fever dream filled with guns, booze, hookers and delusion

It's something, that I've lost control over with.

>>38260111
"Every Night and every Morn / Some to Misery are Born"
- William Blake, "To See a World..."

Never was mine, it isn't now and it will never be.