/britfeel/

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Milk Cat 118

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britfeel, more like shitfeel, haha lads

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Who /vr/ here?

>>38256287
We've had this edition a dozen times now, as well as the 'you have been muted for X seconds edition' and the 'this is an original edition'. Why doesn't anyone put effort into thinking up a good edition anymore?

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Who /moggmentum/ here?

>>38256213
stone and a half if your dedicated to it I think

>>38256296
I don't care, I haven't even spoken to one my age, they may as well be a different species

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>>38256336
I just came home and realised that none of the lazy pricks here bothered to make a new thread and the last thread was on page 10, I couldn't think of anything lad

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>>38256287
Cheeky Cilla post

>>38256336
Ohh, I just thought up a beauty of an edition, hopefully a new thread pops up before I sleep.

>>38256321
get in there lad, well done

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>>38256406
>tfw make another "ignore tripfag" thread 10 posts early

Who here on IRC?

>>38256417
nice one mate, was a risky one that

>>38256364
they are usually quite different tbf. i find women have a different sense of humor, more liberal, and different interests

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>>38256406
Just don't wait until we're 50 posts past the bump limit and on page 10, okay?

almost 7pm

weekend is basically over lads

>>38256467
Why not? That is the perfect time to make a new thread. Don't need a new one until we're on page 10.

>>38256454
I'm probably just unexposed. When I leave the house its during work hours so all I see is single mothers and complete write offs. I cringe looking at them.

how's the ebin x tilde doujin coming along?

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>>38256467
I have the memory of a goldfish, that's exactly what will happen.

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>>38256321
Milk Dog 2

Any lads here play EVE Online?

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Introduced the ducklings I've had living in my bathroom to a foster mother this weekend. They seem to be getting on ok.

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my boner is lusty, powerful and hard!my boner defines me as a black man.trust the boners!dont cuck!cucks suck!watch countryfile with your powerful lady pleasing penis in your fine calloused black hands!be seen proud with your massive proud boner brothers!

>>38256351

I'm Labour but I unironically like Rees-Mogg. He understands issues, makes compelling arguments for his positions based on that and doesn't parrot the company line like so many Tories. We need more like him in Parliament, toff or not.

Still not sure if I'm getting the Final Fantasy 12 steelbook, standard edition with T-shirt or neither

>>38256502
you're going to see them though. any half decent women are probably working when you're out and about. the women your seeing are either stay at home mums/single mums or dole dossers

Two tripfags so far. Do not forget: DO NOT RESPOND

>>38256467
you another of those thirsty cunts that can't wait to start a new thread. really a new thread should be made on 10, just bas the previous is about to die

>>38256520
At last, a worthy opponent

>>38256520
No.

No dogs, no blacks, no Irish.

>>38256545
and where does that get you?
people keep ignoring the trips, yet more turn up. we need to revaluate this don't reply to trips meme

>>38256525
how intelligent are duckos?

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Girls smell like a used chip pan in the morning 2bh

>>38256592
Not as intelligent as pigeons (fortunately). Had to make sure they didn't imprint and start thinking they're human. Seems to have worked, they're getting on with their foster family like they've always been there.

>>38256628
that says more about you than it says about them

>>38256532
this must be a fucking ironic post. he is the quintessential disconnected Tory. Other than him being a family oriented man he has no redeeming feature. his vote record shows him to be another degenerate capitalist, and people need to stop laughing at the character and start giving him the shit that he deserves.

>>38256545
fuck off Len/saku/nymph/mado

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>>38256644
CAN'T SLOGG THE MOGG

>>38256699
the gulags will be built taller than the white cliffs

>>38256629
Further to that, they're happy, sunny little creatures, very uncomplicated. Keith otoh will sit and brood, not in an avian way but in a planning to overthrow the state and world domination way. He watches me vidya too, I think he does it to prepare for the zombie apocalypse.

>>38256545
>Ribeana telling people not to respond to trips after using a trip for the last 12 months

>>38256644
>"capitalism is wrong", he said on the internet using the fruits of capitalism

*bullies britfeel

>>38256829
pIease don't do that

Anyone on here I2P?

>>38256814
>bait
capitalism is the only way in which this internet could have possibly been made

>>38256869
I used to use it.

>>38256287
Please can I just die. Why noone warned that life geta shittier when you get older?

>>38256907
Not true. It is the most natural way, but not the only possible one.
Also
> US millitary invention
> capitalism

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Serious question: Is an engineered prostate massager more or less gay than a dildo that's in the shape of and painted like a cock?

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>>38256814
>"feudalism is wrong", he said living in a hovel and wearing clothes made from feudalism
This'll give me around 50 (You)s, right?

>>38256956
ARPANET isn't the internet.

Internet as an entity outside military and universities wouldn't exist without capitalism

>>38256974
Definitely less gay, why do you think they exist in the first place. So guys can have something almost dick shaped up their ass without it being an actually veiny member

>>38256977
I don't know what you're talking about but here's a (you) to get you started

>>38256974

Have you considered less gay alternatives? Like putting things in your urethra

>>38255894
DIET. Don't give in. I'm on 1400kcal a day and 220kcal of cycling.

Always remember I'm with you.

>>38256974
isn't len satisfying you enough?

>>38256329
Phantasy Star? Fuck yess.

>>38256956
I-it was sarcasm anon

>>38257060
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tu_quoque
He's using this fallacy

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How do you start a convo with a match on tinder lads?

>>38256213
between 1 and 2lbs per week. sometimes less, sometimes more. Drink lots, count calories, don't burn out.

>>38257151
send your best meme

the physical infrastructure of the internet is staggering when you think about it

>>38257120
Have you beat it lad? I'm getting my ass kicked running aimlessly around dungeons, the compass barely helps

Should I spend 15 minutes walking to coop to get a 2 liter bottle of diet coke or pepsi?

I've been dehydrated quite a bit because of my lung infection and I can't stand water too much(even though im sure ive been drinking a lot of cups worth).

>>38256913
Same. It seems to be dying a death. Shame really because it's more secure than tor but most of the devs are on that nowdays.

>tfw nostalgic for internet circa 2010

>>38257235
get flavoured still or sparkling water instead

>>38256922
they did, you weren't listening and if you were you didn't think it'd ever apply to you

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>>38257235
>liter
Begone yank

>>38257227
'fraid not. I've got a save most of the way but never finished it. Are you drawing maps? You should be drawing maps. Grid paper really helps.

>>38256984
Or Tim Berners Lee.

>>38257089
I accidentally 3kg this week.

Didn't eat bread, rice, pasta or noodles. Really make me bloat and retain water I think. Had to hold my jeans up with a belt.

>>38257151
aye up lass, fancy a shag?

>if dubs do it

Did anyone watch SGDQ? Stayed up late for the mario series relay race, it was brilliant.

>>38257281
I had that thought, I suppose I'll give it a shot.
Hopefully I can avoid falling through pits because even if I then get back to the floor I was on I'll have no idea where I am. Also trap chests can fuck off, especially the bomb ones

>>38257235
>cups
yanks OUT

>>38257151

"ayy gurl let me make wetter than soup dumpling"

>>38257170
You're bullshiting aren't you? Talking bollocks

>>38257151
u r thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

>>38257325
Dont fall for the no carbs meme if it makes you miserable. Tesco rice cakes are 27kcal each, rather than blowing 100 on a single slice of bread. the packs of golden rice are like 400kcal too, which you can split across 2 meals and add some veg.

>>38257409
>Tesco rice cakes are 27kcal each
yeah but they smell and make you smell

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look at the size of this cookie

>>38257455
Morissons lad?

SING ME TO SLEEEP
SING ME TO SLEEP

>>38257467
are you doxxing me?

I'll just leave this here

https://www.depop.com/isisd287/isisd287-levi-denim-cut-off-shorts

>>38257455
that's a really big cookie

>>38257409
Blergh, rice cakes. I'll go for the golden rice tip, thanks.

>>38257475
nah someone pointed out it was the morissons canteen earlier so I put two and two together

>>38257474
JUST ONE CORNETTOOOOOOOOO
GIIIVE IT TO MEEEEEEEEEE...

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Feeling completely hopeless lads I must be honest.

>>38257449
Rice cakes make you smell?

>>38257496
That was me, not doxxanon, I doxxed him to Banbury yesterday. Lol, dangerous game. I've never been in a Morrisons staff canteen btw, I could just tell by the font.

>weaponised autism

>31 years old
>no gf EVER
>no friends
>living in a house of 9 disgusting third world country romanians

it'd be surprising if i DIDN'T fucking kill myself.

anyone got any reasons for me to live?

>>38257530
can smell them across a room when someones eating them

>>38257555
>9
hows it got that bad?

>>38257495
frozen veg, curry powder, some cheap white fish fillets or other protein and you're done. plus you can cook the lot in one pan.

>>38257524
if it's any consolation the high point of my day is taking a sleeper and crashing out. it's a supreme act of will not to take the fucking lot sometimes lad. have you got anything at all positive to focus on?

>>38257555
kill the romanians instead of yourself?

>>38257564
That is a bloody good idea. Thank you anon, I will definitely motivate myself to do that.

>>38257555
>33
>2 kids I never get to see
>moved back home to mothers
>sleep on sofa because she has 28 bunnies in garden and even in bedrooms
>Bunny shit everywhere

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There was a local friendly doc
Who was not one to watch the clock
He'd let you talk all morning long
To find out what was truly wrong

This chap was old and had a beard
And by no one was shipman feared
He'd come to you at any time
Old shippy was just so sublime

He often went out of his way
To brighten up a patient's day
Old Harold never seemed to rest
And of all doctors he was the best

One day a lady came to him
For pills as she was feeling grim
But what she received from doctor Fred
Was a lethal dose of morphine instead.

>>38257617

Post pics, NOW!

Your Anon demands it.

>>38257290
Fucking arsehole ruined my life

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>>38257621
Absolutely beautiful, 10/10

>>38257355
Worst comes to worst, start multiple maps of the same level. overlay them and copy across when you're sure you've synced them. It's a bunch of effort but really that's par for the course in what, 1988?

>>38257367
>>38257401
I appreciate the wit of these but can you not just talk like a normal person to these birds? Also I haven't heard back in a day, is it that you don't get the notifications and not a lot of people manually check it all the time or am I being jilted?

>>38257631
If it wasn't him it'd be someone else. Personally, I blame Web 2.0 and Javascript for most of my woes.

>>38257709
How much of a fucking nightmare has even trying to do this shit become in the last 5 years

seriously makes me ask if its even worth it

>>38257709
>talk like a normal person
Haha no
Watch this video for further instruction
https://youtu.be/lTx4Z2KH_0U

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>>38257621

Kunt confirmed for /britfeel/ poster.

>>38257709

Well mine was even wittier because dumplings are an Asian thing. Or more racist. Soz, Laurie Penny.

My actual advice on online dating would be to just try and try. It's a total numbers game, but just not opening with a picture of your knob and a threat about how much you'd "slam her arse" is putting you into the top fifty percent of users.

Just talk to them like you would a girl irl, Anon.

>>38257151
>How do you start a convo with a match on tinder lads?
Starting with a screenshot of your bank account is a good shout

>>38257709
It's Tinder lad, it's not like talking to them IRL

Tell me what is beautiful to you.

Not as in appearance, but more abstract beauty

>>38257809
Kunt being a britfeel poster would be amazing, used to run in to him on b3ta years ago.

>>38257151
apparently starting with a gif is a good idea, it's more interesting than just a generic message but you don't have to go to the effort of thinking of an actual conversation starter
one of my friends sends every girl he matches a gif of joey from friends saying how you doin and they almost always reply at least once

>>38257851
Colours, I got synaesthesia. ALso, angles. I can stop and stare at a beautiful angle.

>>38257851
your mums arse

>>38257751
>mfw I live just outside Grays, where this is considered a documentary

got intermittent chest pains lads - left hand side as well. hopefully this is it

Charlbury Road, Nottingham

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@52.9591511,-1.2018031,537m/data=!3m1!1e3

Is there a longer culdesac?

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>>38257867
Angle's acute!

ACUTE!!

>>38257821
not you again. your posts are always so shit lad

Just shaved my dick and balls with a straight razor lads.

>>38257949
risky business is that lad

what do you lads do for porn?
im on an invite only tracker for torrents, but i prefer streaming instead of downloading so ive been using basic sites with shitty quality lately.

surely there's a great way to get free hd porn streaming nowadays?

wish i were dead lads. can't take any more

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>>38258000
Gotta live life on the edge sometimes if you know what I mean mate.

>>38258018

What can't you take lad

>>38258018
sending you a cuddle

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>>38257894
Lol, I came.

>>38257949
Edgy af

fucktherobot

Would you rather kiss Lenlad on the cheek or the hand

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>>38258018

Don't leave us lad, our fellow britanons are our best friends for most of us

>>38257718
He should've made some money off it at least, daftie.

>>38258079
Yeah but you can't get much of a better shave anywhere else. Feels smooth as fuck.

>>38257718
I think my life would be considerably worse without the modern day internet. At least I can fill the void and "socialize" on here.

>>38258011
Invite only tracker

Going for a nice summer stroll lads, will take a couple of pics

>>38258116
can't really imagine the nightmare it would be without it.

didn't leave the house really this weekend and without the internet it would have just been me and my thoughts

>>38258102
Yeah but he's a Sir now and wrote books and whathaveyou so I suppose he did, laterally.

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Someone love me please, pretty please

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>>38257891
ThatsAPenis.gif

>>38258105
You wait til it starts growing back lad, it'll itch like a mad bastard. You'll then be known as crabsanon til the end of time.

>>38257949
how can you shave your balls in this heat? surely theyre hanging all low and loose

>>38257280
Yanks use fucking gallons you spoon.

>>38258167
It only itches for a day or so. It's the ingrowers you need to worry about.

>>38258176
It's still the American spelling of litre

>>38257809
But it's like when I don't post the hard-core alpha shit I feel a bit weak beta cuck loser .

>>38257851
a person who is mentally strong

>>38258167
Nah lad I shave them a lot so the itching isn't much of a thing anymore.

>>38258171
Let it get out of hand and I didn't like being silverback tier.

>playing a video game
>characters jeans progressively get more and more ripped as the game goes on
>gets me really in the mood to wank

ffs lads I thought these feelings were meant to subside when you got older

>>38258176
Yesbutt liter is the american spelling of Litre

>>38258116
I'll be going to live abroad within a year or so, somewhere so tropical I'll probably give up the internet as I'll have other ways to spend my time. I've thought a lot about this, email will be the hardest but postage stamps still exist. When did someone last write a personal letter to you? Donkey's years I bet, same as me.

I want to step out of the Panopticon we've all blindly agreed to.

>too deep for a sunday night, sorry

>>38258171
That's the best time to get them, when the skin is pliable. otherwise it's like shaving wrinkles.

>>38258214
haha, no. You're just 'meant' to get better at supressing your feelings.

>>38258199

Then you're a fucking idiot, because all they're going to do when you "post the hard-core alpha shit" is lol out loud at you and ignore it.

Top 5 coen brothers movies
1. fargo
2. no country for old men
3. barton fink
4. the big lebowski
5. blood simple

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>unemployed again at the end of the week

LOOKS LIKE ANIME IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

>>38258155
<3

There you go love

>>38258295
i dont know why but i think you're fat?

>>38258282
>no a serious man

>>38258282
I downloaded all these actually cause I watched Fargo and liked it.

Did not download the big lebowski because its reddit and shit though

>>38258189
Eww, boils.

Original

>>38258282

O' Brother Where Art Thou is GOAT desu

>>38258344
It's a tough call. Hard to leave out miller's crossing too.

>>38258351
Obviously you're not a golfer.

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rolled a fat joint last night. 'twas around 1am when i went to smoke. it hit me lads. looked up into the sky and it was a full moon, very bright full moon, and the clouds were spiral shaped, lit by the moon. it was beautiful and vivid as i stood there in awe and amazement, true amazement gawping into space

van goughs starry night is what i saw

>>38258400
a serious man deserve top place for being the pinnacle cinematic example of robotic feels

>>38258205
Fair enough but a straight razor though lad, do you like living dangerously or something? One slip and you'd castrate yourself, your testes would unspool like a ball of wool all over your bathroom floor.

>my imagination is too vivid

>>38258448
I'd be lying if I said the adrenaline wasn't a nice feeling. Besides worst case is I'm castrated as you said, but it's not like I'm even using my nads or I wouldn't be here on 4chan.

>>38258406
Noice. Did you have the opportunity to lie flat on your back on some grass at the same time? It's a beautiful feel.

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>>38258155
state issued hugfriends when lovemeanon?

Anyone know a good comedy special to watch on Netflix lads?

Watched one of Hannibal Buress's last night and it was pretty OK

>>38257455
That looks great, but it looks like it would collapse under its own weight if you tried to pick it up, at which point you might as well just eat a series of smaller cookies

I want teletext back lads. Was so comfy reading that shit late at night.

>>38258499
no lad. would have been nice as you say

>>38258489
Yeah, point. I think the adrenaline would make my hands shake too much. I had a minor row with some stupid fuck in a car park last week and my adrenaline just surged when he started having a go. Had to sit and chill after he fucked off, shaking like that I'd look like I got Parkinsons so definitely not comfy for bollock shaving.

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>>38258509
I want them to want to hug me though, not be issued.

new jam lads

https://youtu.be/CD8FaeYPk9o

tell me what you think of the lead guitar was done by a friend

>>38258532
Remember the bamboozle quiz?

>>38258550
Its a constant feedback loop. Get adrenaline because I'm shaving me jublies, but keep getting new doses of adrenaline because the current adrenaline makes my hands shave and I have to fight it.

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>>38257891

id love to /nightwalk/ around there, so many comfy looking streets

>>38258558
love can be commanded at gun point <3
I-it's not like anyone would ever love me otherwise

How do you shave your balls without injuring yourself, also what about the hair at the base of the shaft?

>a-asking for a friend

going in the shower lads, if any of you want the satisfactions of knowing somebody has cum to you then post a description

>>38258011

I

>pay for porn

If you wait till they're on sale you can get 1 year for 50-70 quid. That's nothing really and is better than picking up all sorts of viruses of off dodgy tube sites.

Just had a call with my mum, she tried starting an argument with me by asking if I'd done nothing over the past few days but sit inside on the computer wasting my time, also asked if my house was still a shit hole with rubbish everywhere.

I just said yes on both accounts. Not sure why women say all these things when they know the answer, why do they try and start arguments all the time?

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>>38258574
>bamboozle quiz
>tfw no late night insomnia quizes on teletext anymore
>that little farewell message
Those little games were literally the best cure I could get my mits on when I struggled to sleep.

>>38258675

Because women laddy, they are drama whores by nature, every woman in my family is exactly the same, they'll even act dumb just to cause drama, like pretending they dont know how to do something when they do, just to piss you off for having to tell them how to do it again...if that makes sense

>>38258547
This might be out of your comfort zone but if you can strip off in a field, lie on the grass and stargaze when you're high it's maximum comfy. Feels like being part of something else, something bigger than us.

>>38258654
Scissors originally

>>38258568
what meds you take bruh

>>38258654
Lather up.
Wield the blade.
Close your eyes.
Believe in yourself.

>>38258654
Take it slow and steady, keep calm, use lots of shaving foam. If the family jewels are particularly saggy and loose splash some really cold water on them a bit, they should tighten up and make your life easier.

I unironically have never shaved or even trimmed my pubic hair. Armpit hair too

>>38258579
I hope the nad shaving is over quicker than your adrenaline edging. Godspeed, anon.

>>38258739

olanzapine and fluoxetine 20 MGs of both daily why?

>>38258270
Girls don't like that shit, Mr nice guy doesn't turn them on.

>>38258643
Make me suck off a gun.

>>38258708
GONE FOREVER.
These days I use the soothing sounds of Rainymood to sleep, or youtube videos I've seen before.

>>38258836
>GONE FOREVER.
Not entirely, in some cases teletext is saved with vhs recordings

>>38258795
Disgusting

>>38258519
Dave Chapelle

>>38257555
Real Romanians or Roma?

>>38258797
Thanks lad. Give it a go sometimes. Sometimes I think I'll end up on one of those bizarre NHS programs because I sliced a bollock off managed to do myself a Sweeny Todd.

Just finished 'Top of the lake'

Pretty underwhelming in the end tbqh

Fox lad here, I've got some chicken that's gone out of date and I was thinking about using it to bait the fox so I could stake out close to it and get close pics/vids. Only problem is there's a load of cats where I live and they might nick it. Maybe I should put it out just before I'm expecting it to come out, so around 02:30

They won't let me use the good camera so I have to carry on using my crappy phone ;~;

If a party invite says 7:30pm, what time should you actually show up at lads?

>>38258883
sounds like a good plan lad!
does your phone not have a flash

>>38258836
Fuck man I wish that ASMR stuff worked on me. Nothing seems to work on my sleeplessness anymore like Ceefax or Teletext did.

>>38258886

7.25 pm don't want to be rude mate

>>38258886

Any time after that

>>38258816
It does if they're not too wet or needy. Alphamales are generally cunts imho, someone who's kind, trustworthy, honourable. No Chads.

>>38258886
8:30 unless you want to be the weirdo who turns up first

>>38258886
07:35 - 07:40

you don't want to be the only one there but you also don't want to be too late and everyone's already found their groups

>>38258886
Depends who it is. If they're not close friends then call it 8:00. You don't want to be the first one there.

>>38258894
It does, but in the darkness it just makes the entire thing flash white so you can't see anything. And I can't work out how to get the light to turn on whilst I'm recording a video either

>>38258910
> who's kind, trustworthy, honourable
Women don't care about any of this, especially not trustworthy, lots of them even like their men to sleep around as long as he comes back because it means he's a high status man

>>38258312
i'm actually borderline underweight last time i checked

>>38258951
Post cute legs chief.

>>38258883
couple of things here. obviously you shouldn't really feed foxes but my gramps used to do it so whatever. The other thing is you will struggle to get close to them immediately they will just dart off, if you really want to be able to be close to them then you need to continuously feed them every night. My Gramps had them coming up and standing outside his conservatory door basically waiting for him, then they would back off when he came out then drop back in to eat, had he done it any longer he would have been hand feeding the fuckers

>>38258919
>>38258916
>>38258903
>>38258927
Welp, looks like you're fucked then.

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indian poster said this in discord chat

>>38258865
I hope they blur your face out if that happens. I don't know how people can go on those programs, they'd always be known as "that bloke who accidently his bollocks" or "that slapper who got a light bulb stuck up her arse". It's bad enough when the Mail online report it but at least they don't use names and faces.

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>he doesnt listen to the old XFM shows to fall asleep

>>38259017
>>>/pol/

original comment 2323

>>38259036
top tier sleeping audio desu

>>38259036
truly patrician taste, love the early ones when they actually seem to enjoy themselves

>>38258883
Careful, the fox may attack the cats. You got the timing right last night so I'd try putting it out when you get to the right spot but don't leave it there too long as it'll attract everything else.

OR put some cat food in a dish on top of a couple of wheelie bins for the cats to go to, then the fox will come for your chicken on the floor.

>>38258816

It's not about being "Mr Nice Guy", but acting like massive cunt isn't getting anyone laid.

>>38259036
Where can one listen to such things?

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>tfw no one will ever unironically call me babe

>>38258968
i've got hairy legs senpai

>>38258941

You're an idiot, you have never spoken to a woman, let alone dated one, please go straight to jail, do not pass go.

>>38258941
I fucking do lad. Sorry to be contentious desu but the thought of an alpha chad shagging around leaves me cold. Status isn't an issue, it's an overrated concept. Maybe I don't fit the way you perceive all females to be but I'm pretty sure I'm not alone in this and you can't lump half of the population into that pigeonhole.

>>38258910
>someone who's kind, trustworthy, honourable
lel heard that before

>>38259182
Shut up poley desu

>>38259145
Something about using the term babe always makes me feel uneasy. Its too cheesy.

>>38259145

An old woman called me 'darling' and put her hand on my arm friday

>>38259209
Could you have heard it from literally every single female on the planet?

It's almost like they don't have a single clue what they want

>>38259039
are you thinking of that thread yesterday when the Russian anon posted a webm of the Indian bloke shitting in the street, kicking it, tripping and stumbling into the path of a truck?

>>38259176
I'd probably be a chad by this threads standards actually.

Google something along the lines of "i dont mind him cheating" and see what women really think

>>38259236

I remember that, strange way to die

>>38259236
Live by the poo
Die by the poo

>>38259223
come to norfolk, you hear dahlin' quite often

The sun never sets on britfeel

It's the eternal thread

>>38258910

speaking from experience i can confirm no woman wants a boyfriend whos tee-total, its a novelty at first but the novelty wears off after a few months and they just go back to shagging drunken chads

>>38259284
>It's the eternal thread
Yes...heheh...YES!

>>38259283

I went to Hemsby and Caister once, some of the fondest memories of my life.

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>>38259284
Still amazed we've had 24 hour thread coverage for months now

great work lads

>>38259303
aye, live near caister, used to holiday to hemsby as a kid

Is there actually a nice place to live in england

I wish I lived in the north, I can't stand this fucking weather down south

>>38259319
The lake district is pretty nice desu

>>38259254

>using the internet to figure out people

Confirmed autist.

Keep hearing some cunt laughing outside, from the tone of her laugh I assume its a fat women around 25-40. Its been sporadic for over an hour now, at first I thought it was a bird spazzing out but its not. If it wasn't so humid i'd have closed my window

>>38259319
if you live in a posh village in the north its fucking lovely.
Love visiting my parents its so wholesome

Cotswolds is probably good if you're a billionaire

Everyone in England talking about the heat today. Sitting in Scotland right now 14 degrees with the window open listening to the pissing rain. Pretty comfy

>>38258968
>chief.

did you start saying this because you seen someone else say it here?

>>38259319
Northumberland coast is meant to be nice

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>>38259336
haha ok mate, well let me know how well the nice guy routine goes

>>38259318

I loved those amusements, especially this one https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@52.6960927,1.7040236,3a,75y,63.06h,84.69t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s_x_hOnMTUmhaK-D0sfHhXw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

I'm tempted to just take a short weekend up there again sometime, although I think being mid twenties up there alone might look a bit weird

>>38259388
I think I was the first one to start using it here recently. Have fun doxxanon.

>People here still think they are going to find a female who is going to remain loyal and cutesy to them

Is lad with a toilet in his living room on today?

Just to finished my Sunday shift. Feels good man. Can't wait to get paid.

>>38259434
I hate the new ebin. not comfy at all.

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>>38259212
Lol I am not poley, I swear on my pigeon's life.

>mum thinks i'm a loner
>actually talk to people online all the time and have lots of online friends and girls who i masturbate with

lol jokes on her

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>>38259434
dreams are all i have left

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>>38259434
I thought I had
I was wrong
Now I want to fucking die.

>>38259457
sorry lad, I just made posts like that anonymously anyway

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>>38259434
SHE WILL MARRY ME EBIN REEEEE

>>38259434
State issued girlfriends (VR) when?

>>38259485
Go on, lad. Give us the story. Greentext your feels and get it off your chest.

>>38259398

I'm not a "nice guy", but if you think being a surly cunt is what confidence looks like, you're an idiot. Thinking women want a bloke who's going cheat on them on a weekly basis is another level of retarded though.

>>38259496
kys

originally original ori

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you're at the beach and this guy slaps your gfs arse

what do?

>>38259514
Just trying to forget it at this point desu, but had a perfect GF for years and it all fell apart super easily in the end.
Happened over a year ago now and I presume she's moved on and might even be married now and I'm still struggling to get over it.

>>38259416
go out of season, the whole county is literally dead

>it's an ebin takes the piss out of people for trying even though he just sits in his ogre cave covered in piss stained clothes each day episode

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>>38259500
you sure about that lad?

oririr

>>38259551
I stop smoking the dope, get off my arse, get a job and put something on the end of it

>>38259517
>but if you think being a surly cunt is what confidence looks like
never even said that
you're having an imaginary argument with yourself at this point over something you think I'm saying.

>>38257524
I thought how many people actually feel the same.

>>38259551

>implying i have a gf
>implying she has an arse

LMAOing at your life, anon

>>38259551
well i would GET OFF MY BUM
DITCH THE WEED
AND GET A JOB

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>>38259567
b-but cancer chad is dead

>>38259566
trying for what though? I don't want a GF and people who do have deluded fantasizes about how good it is

>>38259256
>>38259263
fuckin dude's head went like a watermelon. Yesterday was my first venture into /pol/ in a long time and I saw that. Lesson learned.

>>38259595
Then you know what you have to do to meet her.

>>38259610
>he doesn't go to war threads on /gif/

>>38259601
you aren't on some higher plane of self awareness, you're just weird

just because someone wants something you don't want doesn't mean they're deluding themselves

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Swan lads

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>>38259618
I considered breaking into my local gp surgery and starting up one of the machines, is that a good plan? How long will it take to give me cancer?

>>38259646
Swan s probably happier than me.

>>38259285
I too speak from experience, if the woman is also tee total that is not an issue at all. Just, do other stuff which doesn't involve alcohol, pubs, clubs, shagging drunkards. Not difficult.

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>>38259656
Swan is angry

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>>38259646
duck and Sarah > Sven and swan

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>>38259646
>Google Captcha
>Picture of swam
>Be asked to label where is "Goose"

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ello ello whats going on here then

>>38259674
Getting drunk with a woman is fucking comfy though.

Teetotal men are insufferable, don't see why a woman would be any different

>>38259676
> tfw you are not a swan

>>38259701
QUICK HIDE THE BUTTER KNIVES LADS

>>38259718
It's okay lads, I'm licensed to hold mine.

>>38259649
longer than it will take for you to get arrested.

>>38259674

eventually a woman will want to go to a pub or club or where ever and soon fall for a drunken chad instead of someone whos sober, and before anyone tells me to have a few drinks id love to, but i cant drink because of a health condition, long story short but small amounts of booze make me sick as fuck so i have to stay off it, if you dont want to go out and get shit faced every weekend women consider you boring and/or unmasculine

>>38258886
if you're going with people 7:40
if you're going on your own 8:00

>>38259701
copper once asked me if i was on drugs once, when i said no he got right up in my face and screamed "IS THAT A FACT AYE?" then i said yeah it is and he just walked away, prick

>>38258886
> party invite
> I dot even reee, I just cry

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>>38259649
Sophie Turner is TALL

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>>38259701
pls dont hort mi ofiser, i havnt pade for mi tv licence

>favourite colour is pink
>want to wear pink clothes and buy pink stuff
>people will think im some sort of gay or tranny

WAKE ME UP

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>>38259676
>>38259646

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYJf5rZQgb0

>>38259236
>Russian anon
How many Russians here are larping as Brits?

>>38259649
Fucking giggling like a retard at this post...its like the autistic virgin version of "break into the zoo and let all the animals out"

>>38259701
Oh fuck they found out I didnt pray to Mecca today

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>tfw I'm a boatfucker now
Post waifus

>>38259822
Not if you are handsome, tall and muscular. Then people will find your choices daring and confident

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>>38259835
oi you need a waifu license

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Loneliness really gets to you over time

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>>38259822
buy a pink hat and wear everything else as normal

it's pretty FASH

>>38259835
how does a grill fuck a boat

Time to sleep, lads. Today will be my first wagie day.
I am 18 btw.

>>38259595
>>38259649
Anglo women are disgusting, Imagine how desperate the Pakis must have been to have molested raped thousands of them

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>>38259701

I buy 90p cinnamon swirls, but I tell the self-serve it's a 30p white roll.

#acab

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>>38259858
I feel like in the end you become numb and bitter, you have a lingering desire but are too cynical and angry to seek friendships or relationships

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>>38259851
BUT IM NONE OF THOSE THINGS
>>38259871
I wanna wear a nice pink jacket though

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>>38259852

no curfew though, soon be time for a /nightwalk/

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>>38259646

Making me want to go for a spiff at the duck pond desu

Pretty comfy watching the ducks and geese go about their day

>duckings are also the cutest thing ever t b h

>>38259701
officer i'd like to make a nuisance complaint against ebin, i can smell his house from here. i think it should be condemned

>>38259929
>BUT IM NONE OF THOSE THINGS

So tell people youre a gay as you wear your frilly pink dress

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>>38259796
tol girls are best, women should be taller than men
>>38259759
yay
>>38259829
I tried
>>38259881
SHE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ALIVE
>>38259835
posted family

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>>38259852
R-right here officer

>>38259701
shit boys it's The Old Bill keep calm and let me do the talking

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>>38259948
>tol girls are best, women should be taller than men

I wanna die lads

>>38259943
>Having the confidence to wear what I want and just tell people im a homo
What kind of fucking chad do you think I am?

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>>38259897
>buying a large salad pot
>tell the checkout it was a small one

>>38259992
join the club

porridginal

>>38259897
You barbarian

>>38259897
how do you deceive the self-service checkout?

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>>38259897

absolute original as fuck mad man

>>38259979
Better get that renewed soon. I heard it can take 8 months.

>>38259913

True, my fellow wojak posting friend, you do numb to it over time and become a Lone Wolf who adapts to solitude, but occasionally the feels will come back, even if only briefly, but when they hit they hit hard.

>>38259996
look at his beady little eyes. i bet he has a burning hatred of civilisation

I'd really like to know what ebin is like IRL. I get the feeling he's probably and alright lad desu

>>38259629
No, and I don't want to either desu. I'd prefer to tune all that shit out, don't need that on replay in my mind.

>>38260040
I haven't been here in 6 years. Coming back has made me feel awful, but there is also a strange solidarity.

I bought new shoes but they reek whenever I walk in them

Fucking going to Boots tomorrow for new insoles, why are cheap shoes odur magnets?

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>>38259835
stop posting skinny bitches

>tfw no chubby asian gf