Is there a worse thing than being a 5 inch dicklet? I mean I

being a 4 inch dicklet

Not having a dick.

>>38255636
>tfw 5 inches flaccid

I bet you at least have a chode. Try being a dicklet and girthlet.

>>38255636
>tfw got a 5 inch hairy beak for a penis

>>38255903
i have 5 inch girth, looks like a pencil my man

>>38256034
5 inch girth is average and looks fine on a 5 inch dick. My girth is 4 inches. Not 4.9 inches, not 4.5 inches--4 inches.

How do you measure girth daddy-o

>>38256106
just wrap a measuring tape around your dick at the thickest part

>>38256106
Tape measure around penis. If no tape measure tear a piece of paper, wrap it around penis, mark where it meets, measure that.

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being a 115 iq brainlet

>>38255636
sauce?

origiginal

>>38256171
Dumb people get laid easier.

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>>38255636
>TFW 8 inches length and 6,5 inches girth.
Did I win the dick lottery?

>>38256620
you did, but that chart was made by a penis enlargement shill site

>>38256171

I'm 105. Studying accountancy because everyone else in my family does it. Pray for me.

>>38256171
153 here. It's annoying to have no one but.my brother to talk to on the same level. He's the only one I know with an IQ higher than 130 and he's pretty much the only one I can laugh with or talk with without being drunk.

s a u ze plz

>>38255636
i have a thin 4 inch penor

JUSt at birth

>>38255636
who is this ass queen?

>>38256098
Makes me feel a little better about my 4.3 girth