Enough self-hate. In this thread you have to give yourself a

I'm a pretty nice guy

>>38254842
Your nuts are fat dude.

I'm really wise.

I do not quit, decisions get seen through.

i think i'm above a 5/10

i haven't died yet

I can talk with anyone and never make them feel unwanted

im tall (6'0)
i have a perfect head of hair
decent skin, never had bad acne

I'm not shallow. I'm easy going and I don't take my own flaws out on other people. Im working to better myself. I also have nice pale smooth skin

I'm generally a pretty good dude

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>>38254842
im perfect just the way i am, im smart and intelligent, i have great history in accomplishing a lot of things, ive had adventurous sex life, ive made success creatively more than most of people and can do in a day than most people do in a month. anything i set my mind into i can accomplish and the biggest obstacle for my happyness is being lazy about starting the things, when i get going im already winning. I have a job and i have a lot of friends, most of just which have been busy doing drugs lately which is the main reason ive been focusing on friends. Also better than most people at games and at playing music or creating art and could learn third languange easily if i wanted to. I have a bright future, im gonna make beautyful kids eventually and look back at my lived life knowing it was a fun trip and not full of regrets. Everythings gonna be fine. Im fine. I love my own body. Im satisfied when people have sex with me. Where i live is perfection and im glad to know all these great people. Internet didnt limit my life it gave me insight on everything i didnt know about so im smart now too. Sexy, smart, successful, charismatic, literally a god. I love me and you love me too.

>>38254842
you're never going to be loved.

That's literally the nicest thing anyone could say about me.

My body has an amazing will to live. Even though I punish it with an unhealthy sedentary lifestyle I still haven't died in my sleep. What a great body. I'm a 100kg machine. That's because I sit on the computer all day like those rocket scientists at NASA.

I am sensible because I don't ever leave my room to bother people

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Hey you didn't fuck things up that one time good job my dude

>Spic
>5'11"
>overweight
>5.5" long benis
>college dropout and 25 years old
>only have a high school diploma
>drive a shitbox
im L I T E R A L L Y incapable and metaphysically precluded from complimenting myself about A N Y T H I N G

im not bad looking and im gaining control of myself. good job.

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I guess I'm pretty good at breathing.

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Im tall and not that horribly ugly, but still crippled by my autism.
>>38256493
Try losing some weight famalam and you can probably gain that .5" to at least reach 6"
>>38255458
Then repay your body by letting it be healthy

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>>38256695
I'd try to lose some weight but then I'd have to stop drinking liquor.

>>38254842
I go hard in the motherfucking paint

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Some people seem to like me, so that's something.

im good at being a neet

also whats with the pic of ender

I like to listen to peoples issues, and try to help them.

>>38254889
Why am i not surprised that was an original comment.

>>38257306
Probably because the wordfilter gets reset every wednesday you failed abortion

I'm tall, have a decent-looking face, and I'm smart.

I'm at least aware of how I'm to blame for all my failings, rather than trying to blame others. I guess my dick is slightly above average in length too...or would be were I not such a fat bastard

My hair looks kinda nice when its straightened. The colour is alright

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I look kind of okay and I'm a lot better than I was.

My body actually looks pretty good naked. It's too bad I have no idea how to dress myself without ruining my appearance.

I'm also pretty nice despite appearing grumpy and cynical. I don't wish anything bad for anyone, and I'm doing my best to accept people and things as they are.

>>38254842
I can actually hold an engaging conversation with a girl
I am not a manlet
I never get sick, even if I try
I don't have a small dick
I am not fat nor skinny
I have quite a lot of wealth
I could probably get laid if I put in some effort

>>38257313
But it's not wednesday

>>38255201
Don't you have a court case to win, Martin?

>>38254842
I'm really good with my hands to be desu with you.

I have a good intuition for understanding people.

>>38257489
I was about to repost your image off an archive to fuck with the mods but it's just some drawing. Why did you delete it?

>>38257715
That's what everyone thinks lol. Unless, of course, you're a salesman of some sort?

>>38257767
I give people advice and it always helps out their lives.

i'm preposterously persistent

You have nice calves. bro.

>>38254842
I'm fucking trash, fuck off with your shitty thread OP

>>38258209
There's nothing to be paranoid about - see https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/IMG_20170131_170500.jpg/

At least I'm not a normie

o_r-i_g-in_al__isim__o

>>38258287
>>38258209
Is this about the url or something? Maybe don't do that.

You have a nice disposition

i have nice eyes

>>38258333
Nice trips, but maybe don't do what? This is literally the only image with that filename that has ever been posted to 4chan.
If you're worried about the URL in the image because it's your dA gallery or something, well, I have some bad news...

>>38258421
No, I'm not the one that posted the image. I was commenting as a 3rd party that I was confused by what was happening and thinking maybe the url was what was causing the deletion.
Carry on.

>>38254842
I'm actually pretty charismatic.

I have a good car

>>38258740
That's not really about you, though, is it?

>>38256493
You have a car and at least attempted college. That's better than at least 40% of the country right there.

I've never been incarcerated in the prison industrial complex

>>38254842
Sometimes my butt looks phatt. But the small petite kind of phat.

>>38254842
I'm not 100% autistic

>>38254842
I'm pretty decent at some multiplayer games

>>38254842
You made it out of poverty, alone, before hitting 23.

I can masturbate a lot.
I know a lot about Dark Souls.

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>>38254842
I can bench my own weight I'm heavy

I am actually not bad looking. If I loose a few kg I would actually look pretty good.

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I have a good intuition, I'm not nosy about people and seldom find myself being interested in rumors or spreading them, if I put my mind into something I'm very entitled to it, I put a consideration to my health, I'm very imaginative, my life's philosophy is "to live and let others live", I like procedures and I like to follow them, I'm selfless when it comes to my best friends, I try to work out my issues and I appreciate a constructive critic, I've learnt to laugh at my own stupidity, I judge people' actions not their words, despite my negativity I am able to always find positive traits in anyone/positive aspects of bad situations.

>but I still hate myself...

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>mfw all of the above are not me ( except joke ones)

>>38259376
>i never get sick, even if I try
This one is true about me.
But other are 100% false

>>38254842
I fail at everything but at least my intentions are good.

>>38254842
I'm really good at fucking up.

>>38259451
I can relate, I don't get sick easily and if something is going bad about my health I recover fast.

>>38260150
This, though that's not really a compliment...

>>38254842
I'm good at quizzes.

I have a god-tier jawline and a smart well-maintained hairstyle. Too bad being a manlet negates those things, but still.

Literally can't think of anything genuine

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I have the world record for speedrunning a somewhat popular game, or atleast I think there are no better runs out there I could find

>>38254842
I might not actually be as unattractive as i lead myself on to think

>>38254842
I actually think I look pretty good, and even if I'm actually hideous and am just amazing at kidding myself at least insecurity about my looks never was a problem for me.
Everything else about me on the other hand...

>>38254842
I'm a decent person and I think I make other people happy.

I feel like that one clown copypasta resonates with me.

At least your not dead.

>>38260267
Backhanded compliments do not count. Start again.

>>38254842
I'm pretty good at a sport

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>>38258785
I never finished, so it's not good enough. By comparison, my cousins are literal fucking globe-trotting private-jet pilots, or CFAs making >$100k/yr, and almost all of them have hot wives and children
>when my cousin was my age, he flew around the world in a Cessna and wrote a book about it
>I'm trying to drink as much liquor as possible every day

I am a god among men desu and I reason this world exists

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I'm really good at stacking and unstacking things.

Pic unrelated

>>38254842
I could be good looking if I lost weight and fixed my sleep schedule.

I AM smart, I just have no real world experience.

I'm good at saving up money, I stick to those principles, that I consider important, even when lots of self-control needs to be exerced to do that, I'm a moral person I don't impose on people..

I can be funny sometimes

>>38254842
I'm quite nice to people.

>>38254842
I'm good enough to have an actual career in music in a few years, if I'm not too lazy.

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Congratulations for not having killed myself yet.

I quite good at riding my motorcycle

>>38254842
I actually have quite a good personality but sadly my depression has ruined it kinda.

I'm really, really cool. Super tall. I don't give people the option of not liking me.

I'm really good at hiding how much I hate myself :D

>>38263461
are you that guy who's always posting his fucking youtube music

>>38263870

yes, everywhere...

https://youtu.be/P-_GWUw8LwM?t=6s

>>38254842
you may be a piece of shit but at least you have a nice big penis.

>>38255201
Looks like the only thing you can't do good is spelling

>>38254842
I literally have ne redeeming features or traits, that's an accomplishment in itself.

I'm good at thinking of ideas.

>>38254842
The dump I took an hour ago was the biggest I ever had. I found that impressive desu.

>>38254842
I can play the violin and saxophone very well, and that's about it.

>>38254842
I can play the violin and saxophone very well, and I can listen to instructions pretty well.

>>38264075
That's a good feeling. I had an enormous shit yesterday after drinking hard the night before and then eating an entire spicy pizza to myself. It was creeping up the side of the bowl and just looked fucking gigantic. I wasn't sure if I should take a picture of it or not but I chose against it and reluctantly flushed it away.

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Literally the only thing I can think of is that I got top 500 in season 3 of Overwatch

You have great hair

original commentaru

>>38254842
i-i can draw..

>>38254842
I'm very good at scaring people away.

I'm tall, have green eyes, and have the ability to have a good personality (if my depression isn't severe)

>>38254889
I'm a nice person when you get to know me

I'm a fucking hero and people's lives are genuinely better by merit of my being in them.