What is the worst thing you've ever seen?

>>38251288

"Hillary is going to win" polls

>>38251288
Probably your pic, friendo.

>>38251288
dream gf if she wasn't fat to be honest

>>38251887
shit taste tbqh familia

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Idk but this profiIe is bad

>>38252156
young enza

>>38252156
>VIRGIN
nice reminder for you

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>>38252167
Who's that enza girl?

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This is not tinder, but badoo. But I guess it qualifies. I fucking can't look at this face. Her ugliness triggers me.

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>>38252506
3v5424b6h45735424v235vuy5

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>>38252520

She looks like a randomized custom character from some video game.

>>38251288
What the heII is going on with this

>>38251288

>Dank memes

I swear "dank memes" is the new "so nerdy" trend.

>>38252506
>22
She looks 42

Originalismoismo

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>>38251288
>Just looking for someone to put my pieces back together again.

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the Humanity

>>38252632
>I fucked up in my life and can't do shit about it, I will give my vagina for the first beta that will buck for me and my bastard child.

Women are fucking trash.

>>38252579
Just realized how normies ruin everything and why we should gas them

>>38252300
Wow thats some serious cancer boss

>>38251288
two homeless faggots in their 50s or 60s naked and 69'ing in an alley in public

>>38251288
I'm not gonna count stuff that I've seen on 4chan. The worst thing I have ever seen is a video of these two Canadians raping a male Japanese college student.

>>38252653
i can't believe that comment was original

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Needy little bitches aren't they

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>>38253350
Here is her face for good measure

>manager at the krusty krab
Xd

>>38253356
could this be a demon?
it is

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>Skype update
>Says it found people to talk with me

Operation eagle pull, Phnom Penh, 1975.
Saw a little kid like maybe 12
wielding a kalishnakov, with the dead body of his dad at his feet.
Wasn't even crying.
Just a thousand yard stare.

It's not the screaming of the others that keep me up at night but the silence. It's the silence

>>38253764
more like this

originallyoregano

>>38253764
don't know about that faggotry but i can't wait to get drafted to fight the sandniggers
i will slaughter them all
anyone who isn't christian
i will kill the jews too
the visions of this fill my dreams

>>38252506
>Zobacz, gdzie teraz jest

Zazolc gesla jazn, anonie.
She's not that ugly tho, would give her a chance

>>38253321
it was my dude, We sir are gentlemen, Only new memes and news Comments or SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SAGE SAGE NORMAL FAG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38253401
AHHHHHHHHH ARHHHHHHHHHHH ARHHHHHH IM IN PAIIIIIN WHY YOU DO THIS WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WHY GOD

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No way this hag is 20

>>38253869
>A chance

Delta male fag spoted

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Am I missing anything by not being on tinder?

>>38253840
On the other side, getting drafted is a nightmare to me. I just want to work at a comfy IT job, not give my life to a country I don't really care for.

I deleted tinder and bumble at the beginning of the year because all of these sluts are still getting 500 messages a week and will still not bother to reply to anyone who posts on this board. You're better off jacking off and praying you get lucky with an IRL girl. And it's much better for you mentally.

>>38253947
Roastie and ugly piece of shit.

website is rigged, Chad are in top list and beta are downgraded, Which means you need to swipe OK more girls.
The trick is in the number of girls you can actually accept per month. In your case, I presume not enough to get any sexual intercourse, Neither do i...
Knowing this you will buy a premium account and Shekelstein will get your sweet earned money and will keep you fucking rostie like a normal fag.

Grow some rocks and talk to girls directly.


t.Chad

>>38253939
Maybe 20 in dog years lmao

>>38252579
yup. normies are the worst man.

originakio

>>38253947
Probably a couple of laughs when you figure out the shallow pieces of shit around you

>>38252632
this land whales 21? how can you get so ugly in only 21 years.

>>38252167
Cx YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>38254136

Getting Pregnant

oregino

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This woman is fat and ugly, too.

>>38255017
well we can't see that without a picture to laugh at

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>>38255059
here you go fambolerino

Tempted to make a fake Tyrone account just to shittalk mudsharks

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>>38253356
I have a friend I'd like to recommend Jamie to.

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>>38254006
>Grow some rocks and talk to girls directly.
>going up to random girls and asking them if they want to be your girlfriend

Fucking retarded normie advice.

The way to do it so to have a large social circle with females in it, something that robots don't have, hence why we are robots.

>>38252156
Jesus fuck, that's a dude. Probably wearing the turtle neck to hide a big fuck off Adam's apple.

>>38255248
teller of dad jokes implies that he probably doesn't care about having an adams apple...

>>38253840
you ll probably cry like a little bitch when you ll see the real world and not 4chans fantasies.

>>38255128
>Sjw whore alt-jew looking
>"Open relationship"
Just need the bisex part to be top trash.

>>38255017
>Looking for a friend with benefits
>"I AM NOT HOOKING UP"
What did she mean by this?

>>38252632
>>38253356
do these kind of girls have any success on dating apps? I mean how desperate do you have to be to agree to put up with all this bullshit only to end up with an ugly creature. I'd rather stay single

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>>38251288
>parents driving on freeway
>stare out window
>see motorcyclist wipe out and erase face on concrete
>fucking helmet flew off when he got launched and biffed that shit like chalk on the pavement
>scarred as a child

>>38252156
At least he have a nice cat

>>38254006
you def aren't a chad, im no model but I assume i look better than most on this board. idk what kind of bumfuck nowhere you live in but i match with 2-3 people a day, like half of them are dtf and the other half just want friends.

>>38251288
Meh. She seems like fun and an easy lay. I've seen profiles that were significantly more obnoxious.

>>38252506
>>38252520
>>38252533
Looks like a female Eggman

>>38251288
That bitch is a bloody normie on god.

>>38256145
>be map
>IM NOT A PEDOPHILE LAY OFF

This basically. Different wording but same meaning

>>38252156
What's intersectional Anon kun?

>>38252579
I miss those days where dank memes were these MLG parodies on youtube. Suddenly every meme is (((dank))).

>>38251288
At biology class we went to a morgue where thwy dissected a dude so we can see al the organs and shit. He was still wearing the exact same blue frotte bathrobe i have and has hanged himself on the belt.
I think how he got butchered up made me really sick desu

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Miserable with mylie Cyrus.

>>38252156
>BERRIES AND CREAM BERRIES AND CREAM

>>38257187

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2017/01/19/feminism-intersectionality-racism-sexism-class/96633750/

>>38251288
"Trump will be impeached any day now" says increasingly nervous man for 15th time.

>>38252156
>>38251288
Op are you in L.A.?

>>38256237
Many men have very low standards, tb.h

>>38254009
that work make her like 2.8 in human years you idiot

>>38259542
1 dog year is like 7 human years. So she would be 140. It was a joke that you missed.

>>38251288
At least she didn't list an height requirement

>>38252661
Honestly, if I was a female and in her situation, I would do the same. Homo homini lupus.

>>38251288
when i was 20 i fuked a 13 yo boy for several days
at the end he was cuming handless

>>38255128
The fact a woman of this poor quality believes she can demand not one but two men is insane to me

>>38254006
Oh wow! You had SEX! Congratulations!Just kidding.Having sex is literally the most basic, desperate, tragic, hopelessly-void-of-meaning, outrageously obnoxious, troublesome, costly, and downright pointless cry for help that the universe has ever screamed. Wow, you were born as an objectively good looking, decent looking, or perhaps borderline acceptable member of your species. WOW! INCREDIBLE! You managed to procure a willing (which in evolutionary terms, willing translates roughly to "fucking desperate for at least a few reasons") mate and managed to somehow perform the act of intercourse with her! WOW! This his literally only been taking place for HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF FUCKING YEARS! WOW! Except guess what, you probably wore a condom... which means you failed at submitting yourself to an act which means absolutely nothing. The only thing left to do now is kill yourself.
Original

>>38259599
No 1 human year is 7 dog years

>>38259599
Human 20 in dog years is 140.
Learn grammar
Her being 20 in dog means she is like 3 in human

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>>38251288
Aside from really awful chrischan tier trannies, probably this awful bitch. The kid is half nig too.
I've also seen some really good shit that, obviously, didn't match with.
I have a folder with 170 something tinder screen shots. Will post more.

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>>38253939
id knock the dust off her dumb cougar pussy

My dad writhing in a hospital bed, overdosing. Looking up at me with tears in his eyes, without breath in his lungs

He made it, if anyone cares.

>>38258955
No. AZ

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Can we get some male cringe in here?

Expose all the faggots that pander to these single mom whores and make them feel entitled.

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>>38260132
Here's one of the trannys.

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>>38260251
And another original degenerate.

>>38260251
How is that cringe? They are open about being trans and have a simple bio. You can inherently find being trans cringe I guess, but at least they are living their lives as who they want to be.

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>>38251288
>not a normie
what the double fuck

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>>38260278
How about this filthy slut. Yeah, that's the type of girl I'm looking for....

>>38260175
I'm glad to hear he made it, Anon.

>>38255128
Tbh, I would hatefuck her. Then dich her at the spot and mercy kill his bf.

>>38260319
>socialist stripper
>her job literally revolves around one of the most free markets on the world

Fuck these confused socialist cunts.

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>>38260319
This bitch is only 28. This is picture she chose to use as her 1st pic. Will post the rest of bio.

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>>38260434
Come on anon, don't you want to be her daddy dom?

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>>38260467
Oh what I would give to be there in 10 years when she looks back on her 19 year old self.

>>38256237
I've been through some desperate times, man
I'm not proud of all the things I have fucked

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>>38260434
Christ, imagine having a mother like that

>>38260434
>implying submissive isnt rhetoric for "ill just lay there"

>>38260538
why the fuck do i find ""alternative"" girls so attractive

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Dude... Young single moms are literally retarded trash

>>38260538
Leafy with a chin and too many piercings.

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>>38260650
I do too, like pic related is perfection. But Banji there is awful in my eyes.

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>>38260824
>5'1"
iiiiiiooooriginal

>>38260824
>has my ex girlfriend's sad and tired eyes
I miss her so much

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>>38260824
>hair not dyed
>only facial piercing is in the nose

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Poison Ivy headass

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>>38260871
5'1 is literal best height.
If your reply was because you liked it, have another. I was very disappointed that we didn't match.

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>>38261010
more please

oreganodesu

>>38261010
How to get gf like this?
Mad qt

>>38260132
Her Daughter is cute. I'd date her so I could fuck the kid when mom is asleep.

>>38260231
Thats a fake, right??? Who the fuck would say electronic pigeon carrier messages!?

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>>38260944
Sad tired eyes, you say?

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>>38261028
I she only had a couple more.

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>>38261028
So fucking qt and sweet looking. I want to cuddle her so god damn much.

OP, I'm sorry for hijacking the thread, I'll get back to cringe in just a second.

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>>38261062
Not the same. >>38260824 is a better example
I should leave this thread because now I'm crying.
>>38261125
>>38261094
Decent clothes too, not some degenerate roastie.

so much sadness

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>>38260944
One more for you before I cease thread drifting.

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>>38260538
>looking for the right guy
>meanwhile having fun with the wrong ones
>hopess romantic
At least she doesn't try to hide she's disgusting slut.

>>38261175
tfw no droopy eyelid gf

>>38260467
"dom" is usually short for people who will take anyone. fatties flock to bdsm because its the only place they can get sex

>>38261175
she's cute. tfw no gf

>>38261279
>My last uber driver-Mohammed from Liberia-told me he would pray for me to find love
What the fuck? Is this a joke?

>>38255245
doesnt have to be a large social circle
i got a gf by talking to a friend of an old friend I hadnt seen in 3-4 years

it only lasted six months but hey at least i nearly had penetrative intercourse
>shes still with the guy she started going with three months after me

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>>38261279
>21
>into being really really ridiculously good looking

>>38258348
mommy material

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>>38261391
>>38261309
Yes, she's yet another one I very sad to not match with.

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here's the peak of basic bitch

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>>38261579
Same broad. A true winner.

>>38261606
Holy fuck, do you live CT, RI, or NY? I saw literally this exact bio a day or two ago. Can't remember if I took a screen shot.

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>>38261606
this ones probably a joke to bait idiots like me into taking screenshots but pretty bad nonetheless

>>38261647
westchester my nigga

>>38261652
Sad but true , many girls are like that. Even tho i do think this is a joke too.

>>38256248
saw a motorcycle accident myself, not that young though. Pretty horrifying stuff.

lots of people stopped and got out to help, but there wasn't much anyone could do except stand by and watch. Always wondered what happened to that guy

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>>38261673
Ha! So it's the same bitch. I'm out at the very end of LI.

>28
>4 kids
>first one was at 16
>expects to find a guy that's ok with that...

I've been to afghanistan and as well ive been deployed in syria. It was really bad there , but nothing tops the congo. There you will find hell on earth

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>>38261614
>homeless and looking for a place to crash btw XD

>>38261353
You mean they get off on humiliating them. They however usually don't stick around unless they look the same as her. There's huge numbers of decent looking subby girls. The uggos and fatties usually let people just do far more because they are desperate.

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Oooookk

Tgis was mot iriginal comment

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>>38262283
Would you guy bang this monstrositu?

>>38262283
>>38262303
is that female?

>>38262408
Dude I unno, but my tranny senses tingle when I see that thing

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>>38262283
Oh lord. Kill it before it can lay eggs

>>38260319
>>38260278
>there is no ethical consumption under late capitalism
>wears cheap vanity items like make up that nobody encourages her to wear but marketers and advertisers, wears fur, uses website funded

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>>38251288
>manager at the Krusty Krab

>>38261485
Ego as inflated as "her" big fake tits

>>38256619
this

I dont even have a cat or dogoo..

>>38261001
don't what what the fuck do you want. i see people like this and i am terrified cause i don't know what they want from me. green lips bright red hair face caked in white make-up and all undertaker clothes. what do you you want from me

>>38261062
>weez
what the fuck name is that

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Thailand sure was an interesting country

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>>38261652
>my son ghengis

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>>38261917
Imagine knowing that you're so worthless, and so lacking of personality, that you need to make this your second picture. There's more of her like this too.

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>>38262674
Maybe don't smile in your pictures if it looks like this.

>>38253356
She's probably telling the truth about being high maintenance. I bet she spends a fortune trying to find beauty products that actually work for her.

>>38253939
Her fake tits are 20. The rest of her is pushing 45 uphill with flat tires.

>>38253939
Just a friendly reminder that tanning is the reason why white women age like shit

>>38260538
Looks like someone jammed her face into a tackle box.

>>38261010
I would plow her field and sow my seed in her furrows.

>>38262620
I would mos def date if it wasnt slut of course

>>38263432
All T's are sluts. Get over yourself, homo

>>38262609
nickname for louise maybe?

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>>38253350
>>38253356
>all this baggage and bullshit
>18 years old

>>38256145
She means she wants a long term fwb, not a ons.

>>38252156
Xhey shouldn't be appropriating dad jokes

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>>38260251
>Tiffany, 27
>I am 19 years old

>>38261652
>Be 6'11''
>Still a manlet

>>38258397
thanks for the chuckle, don't know why I even remember that

>>38263588
Youre right. Well fuck my life i am just resource

>>38261056
You'd be surprised.
Just create a catfish and say that you're into "funny guys" or something, it'll be a cringefest

>>38264539
Im too retarded to comprehend anon. Can you give me an example and simplify?

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>>38255017
looks like this and is getting chads. how does she do it

>>38253356

What the fuck man, why does she look like 35

>>38253695
mdr pd

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>>38264807
Dating apps are full of reddit-tier faglords, if you create a catfish profile as a "nergy girl" they'll just rain on you with random lame shit

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>>38251288
>not a normie
>>not a normie
>>>not a normie

>>38264829
MTF tranny obviously m8

>>38264986
Ahh okay thanks anon

>>38261010
That jacket in the background looks like somebody hung themselves.

>>38264986
Do you have any more if this? I live for this shit.

>>38265042
>not a normie
>>not a normie
>>>not a normie
>>>>not a normie

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>>38265153
I only have that one, it was from an old thread where anon used Ksenia's pics to catfish on okcupid, but the other conversations were lame as fuck

>>38261485
>>38262551
It's a Zoolander reference you turbospergs.

>>38265321
Yeah no shit, it's the fact that she's equal parts plastic/silicone and 45 year old flesh, and just out right disgusting that we're commenting on.

>>38260175
i don't care it would have been better if he died

>>38261175
>beta neckbeard orbiter right next to her

>>38260467

Translation:
>After having 3 children I realized my chance to live out sexual fantasies would quickly escaped me, so I divorced the man who loved me enough to have 3 children with me after he turned down polyamory, PLEASE FUCK THE AGING AWAY!

>>38266586
Projecting hard as fuck
Originaldo

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Shit, we posting awful Tinders?

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>>38267523
Because I've saved a lot of those. Wven worse, I live in a very small town so these represent a significant percentage of the available women.

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>>38267557
>inb4 Chad

I'm a KV robot who just has Tinder for this purpose.

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>>38267570
This one isn't mine but it's essential.

>>38267557
Dyed hair is so fucking nasty

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>>38267581
Typical Chantel, especially a white one.

>>38267581

lmao

>brand ambassador

That means she works retail at journeys or some shit.

Why are these girls such trash?

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>>38267601
>When a femanon uses Tinder

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>>38267625
Tranny can't spell his own name.

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>>38267642
This is one of the few for which I have no words.

>>38262981

I lelled hard at this my nigger

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>>38267670
This one's a two-parter. Pay special attention to that second line.

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>>38267697
And the follow-through.

>>38262576

they want your blood anon

>>38267697
oh shit, I swiped past this girl's bio as well not too long ago.

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>>38267719
This is like saying "I'm not racist but all nigger should be banged".

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>>38267777
If anime isn't real, how do this girl's eye and eyebrow go over her hair?

>>38267753
Owen Sound bot?

>>38256237
sometimes it's easier to be a beta cuck orbiter than to fix your anxiety, eat healthy, and work out.

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>>38267811
Later I saw this girl had removed her "bio".

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>>38267836
>tfw half of the girls you interact with probably have. Tinder profile that says something like this

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>>38267890
Every day, God's light, etc.

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>>38267915
At least she gets to the point.

>>38262749
Those are two very English looking sets of chompers. I almost feel sorry for them.

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>>38267937
>When she describes herself as sarcastic

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>>38267973
2017 is the final circle of hell.

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>>38268030
It's cute when a single mom makes demands.

>>38268030
My kind of girl, Would fuck for sure

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>>38251288
Worst tinder profile I've ever seen
The inland empire sucks.

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>>38268045
And this does it for ones who are awful on the inside. Next up are those unfortunate countenance.

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>>38267836
>>38267890
>>38267915

i don't understand what's so infuriating about these profiles to be honest

they're all just kind of edgy-but-not-too-edgy jokes that normies get a kick out of. they're not particularly original; i've seen a few variants of each of these. they accomplish a few things:
>demonstrate that the girl wants penis
this should have been obvious, given the fact that it's a FUCKING TINDER ACCOUNT HOLY SHIT, but for some reason a vocal subset of tinder users (male and female) seem to balk at the concept that people use a hookup app to hook up with people
>demonstrate that the girl does not take herself too seriously
consider that you're reading these shitty jokes instead of an extended biography and long list of various qualities they want/do not want in a boyfriend (there are plenty of these on tinder too!). this is a way of differentiating one's profile from idiots who seem to think tinder is basically christianmingle.com for your phone
>demonstrate that the girl has at least some appreciation for "edgy" humor
again, not too edgy. edgy in a normie sense. yes, this is annoying. but it's a hell of a lot better than a girl with no sense of humor or one who is actively offended at the most mildly insensitive joke


basically i don't get it
it's like you're using an app intended to let you meet and fuck people and you're disgusted that girls you see on this app want to meet and fuck people

>>38268105
It just demonstrates how slutty these women are. We're balking at their whorishness.

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>>38252300
>>38252156
>>38251288
there are so many fucking profiles like this its sad. what the fuck is going on. how do I escape from these retards

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>Let me suck this Warhead before we take a selfie

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>>38268171
Now here's one I actually feel bad for. Saw her on OkCupid as well.

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>>38268229
Reminds me of Jaws from The Spy Who Loved Me.

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>>38268260
Sometimes I consider makong a fake Chad profile just so I can message these girls shit like

>Why the long face?

Does the demanding bitchy profile ever work for uggos? I'm pretty sure it doesn't.

Any woman that does that disqualifies her from commitment and will only meet the pump and dumpers.

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>>38268283
At least there's no visible thong.

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>>38268303
She's still Smeagol here.

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>>38268324
WORST BLOWJOBS AWARD

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>>38268335
I burst out laughing at this one.

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>>38268345
THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO

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>>38268362
>Punch her in the jaw
>Break your fist

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>>38268380
Work dem angles gurl!

>>38268380
Hook her up with moon man

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>>38268390
The female bares its teeth as a sign of aggression.

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>>38268401
Funny enough, later she showed up in someone else's pics.

>>38268362
>>38268380
HOL UP
Is that the same girl who was on a picture, where were alot of girls on the floor and on bunk beds, they and somekind of bottles infront of them and the girl that looked like the one on those pictures, had foot photoshopped on her face? Don't have the picture sadly

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>>38268417
>Woman arrives at Amigara Fault, only to discover none of the holes were made for her

>>38268429
I know exctly the picture you mean, but I don't think it is. That girl also had an enormous forehead. Plus that picture is extremely old.

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>This is my most flattering angle!

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>>38268474
Better not use any others!

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>>38268484
>Big noses are all the rage

Done by the way.

>>38268474
>be fit
>take a picture of my body from the legs up
>get called a narcissist

what a timeline

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Jamal left so she needs a nice guy to help her raise her 3.5 year old kid.

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>>38268498
My bad, forgot one.

>Thicc as a bricc

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I have no idea what this shit is. Found it when I was browsing plenty of fail.

>No mention of children in profile
>Swipe through a few pics of theirs
>Child in the very last one

Fucking shady bitches.

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>>38268540

At least it was interesting...

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>>38268567

I found a second profile "she" made that is scary as fuck, like serial killer tier

>>38264986
holy fuck, this is sad, le random tier tryhard horseshit.

>>38268229
>>38268260

Country girl is code for fat and dumb.

>>38252156
>intersectional
what did xhe mean by this

>>38260231
I live really damn close to this guy, so if I ever decide to get a tinder I'll probably see you :^)

>>38267915
Shit, I'd swipe right.

a gmod server that bans you for 3 hours outright for sayong nigger no warning. Its automate

>>38267642
is that ozzy osbourne?

>>38267625
>ember
G O I N G
H
O
S
T

>>38252156
>McMaster
baka

Why is there so many Ontarioans on 4chan

>>38272076
Yoooo I'm here thinking the same thing.

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>>38267915
>necrophiliac
Nani?

>>38268105

the funny thing is I would take all that at face value and assume they are a degenerate and freak them out and only got that its edgy jokes when reading your post

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>>38268061

>Mcdonalds
>2 kids
>21 years old

Jesus christ how horrifying

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You know, you guys can take the piss out of all these girls as much as you want, you know that 95% of them will get boyfriends right?

>>38268105
>you're disgusted that girls you see on this app want to meet and fuck people
That's not really my issue. But I do find it pathetic when they wax on about how they're not a "basic bitch" but use that snapchat dog filter and use some harry potter joke they stole from tumblr. Like it's a fucking stereotype at this point.

>>38264217
She is trans-age, you transphobe!

>>38253356
Ou vey!

>>38268061
We are the same age but my life is already so much better and has so much more promise than hers. Only 21 and her life is already ruined... sad

>>38260132
I can treat a girl like a fairy-tale princess no problem.

She just has to be like a fairy-tale princess.

>>38268865
You are so right, comrade

>>38268417
>>38268380
I wonder If she is related to the
habsburgs

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This thread made me feel much better about myself
thanks OP
i might be a loser but at least im not bottom of the barrel

>>38260538
what does she need all that metal in her face for?

>>38260690
>be a single mom
>have your "prioritys" straight
pick one

>>38257391
Fucking this
The current mainstream meme-scape is nothing but rehashed montage parody and twitter memes

>>38252300
why are these cunts also commies? this doesn't make any sense.

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>>38252579
You know when she says "dank memes" she most likely means some buzzfeed feminist twitter maymays

>>38264986
The saddest part is that guys say shit like this all the time and it works
We just don't know shit about how to interact with women.
In case anybody was curious as to what the fucking problem here was

amaj band

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>>38252300
Wow I bet she gets loads of replies off this.

>>38273882
And we'll take the possibility out of the cuck simp who's desperate enough to settle for them.

Circle of life bro

>>38274926
In communism you don't blame yourself, you blame society. You blame anyone and anything but yourself. That's why fuck ups are attracted to it. Never saw a 9/10 "fighting the patriarchy".

>>38275524
Piss* auto correct is fucking shit

>>38275555
I don't think communism has anything to do with fighting the patriarchy

>>38275624
Keep up to date with the latest intersectional identity politics.

>white supremacist heteronormative capitalist patriarchy

t. bell hooks

I studied some of this at uni, anything other than hard left economic policies is heresy

>>38260690
wtf is that name is that a regualr one in america?

>>38275680
but these have nothing to do with communism

communism is mostly an economical policy

>>38264829
Tubbies are easy lays for chads, because tubbies readily put out to "desirable" men to attract them, as a way of competing with the prettier girls who will make him compete for their attention.

>>38275740
No, communism is a holistic approach to the construction of society. It deals with family structure, with law, private property, a huge centralised state with immense political over reach. The USSR even had rational architecture and rational music.

In communism you have an oppressor class, and an oppressed class. Whites oppress blacks, rich oppress poor, males oppress females. Marx had much to say on the emancipation of women.

>>38275740
>>38275796
Well it's easy for people to point to communism as an economic policy because it points to the class struggle as the root of oppression and with the elimination of class, society would be allowed to flourish because of the reduction of waste, destruction of suppressive and wasteful structures like religion, that sort of thing. Communism is more complicated than that, but it's easy to skip right to economics when talking about communism.

>>38252533
She have that cwc look

>>38258348
this made me sad for some reason. shes not even the center of her own dating profile.

"maybe if i'm with someone popular people will think im cool..."

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>>38261062
THAT THOUSAND COCK STARE

oregenall

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>>38262283
>a choker that says "single"

>>38261652
isnt 7'2 is like 220cm.im not even sure people that tall exists.is this supposed to be a joke or is she serious im genuinly confused.

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>>38268345
Jesus, she looks like a fucking kabuki mask. Why do loads of fat chicks look like this? Looks just like two OKC profiles in my town.

>>38252632
I'll give her some credit, at least the baby is white.

>>38268066
>sorry short asses you will be used as my personal armrest
>respect me and ill do the same to you

is this parasite dont feel the irony?

>>38253764
That must have been a horrible experience. Thank you for actually posting something bad that happened, and not just some "ugly" tinder girl.

>>38268061
Man, sometimes I get depressed because I'm 22 years old, no bf, and worry about going ghost spinster. Then I remember that I work as a lab technician, am going to university, and can do whatever I want without having to worry about a tiny human.

Man this profile is depressing.

>>38268283
That happened to me on OKC when I was 19 (I was also asked if I was a tranny) and I still feel sad about it.

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>curvy
This shit, everytime.

>>38268518
LAAT HAAR GEZICHT ZIEN

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I've seen all sorts of gore, all sorts of "rough" sex if you get my drift.... but there is only one type of vid that actually fucks me up..... (vid related 1/2)

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>>38277401
2/2

This is a continuation and 2ed post of the "worst" things I have seen.

>>38268518
Niet zo mad zijn Nedercuck. Het enige wat je kan doen is toekijken hoe wij blackboys jullie vrouwen zwanger maken ;)

>>38277401
I remember this fucking gif everytime I see someone using those stupid machines. I will just stick to my squats, thank you.

>>38252506
Badoo is a platform for transsexuals. You'll never find a real woman on there, don't be fooled.

>>38268055
>attractive guy

Try again, sweetie :)

>>38251887
Horrid taste, this bitch has FAS

>>38252300
I am deeply attracted to this and I partially hate myself for it.

>>38277401
>>38277428
Man, that looks like some crazy design problem with these machines.

>>38277646
>>38277465
I see what you are getting at, and perhaps this conversation belongs in /fit/ ,however using any weight or machine improper form is what can and WILL get you. These people Locked their knees. Bad form. That can happen with squats as well *if* you lock you knees under a great weight.

It all boils down to proper form hence the webm file names.

>>38268061
>21
>2 kids
>not slut
wew

>>38277735
yeah I know. I just get anxiety around those machines after seeing that gif.
I have never seen anyone use one properly either.

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>>38260434
>posts picture with son on tinder
>"i'm naturally submissive"
>double chin fucked teeth combo.

If I were that boy I would kill myself.

>>38277806
Solid point actually.
I feel that when people use press machines they think its "safe"
So they forget to keep proper form/weight limits.

Interesting thought process, people assume machines are safe even with warnings PRINTED on the machines. I still don't think you are wrong. Honestly I believe I am also a victim of this same thought process. "Its made for me to do this, it wont fuck me over"

Thanks anon, keeping me in a logical place.

>mcmaster
>uoft
>brock
>conestoga
>nipissing

Ontariofag thread

>>38253939
Bad makeup that's all there is here m8

>>38268030
Is this from Sault st marie?

>>38251288
A dog whose skull was open but it just wandered around like there was no problem.

> I'm a mother not a slut
> Be under 27

No darling you're a mother BECAUSE you're a slut :D

> Must be over 6" or something else

Beggers can't be choosers. Fundamentally you're just a most hole, but one that's been seen the trauma of childbirth. You are the definition of a practice girl but you see fit to make demands on me!?

Honestly does the picky single mum profile ever work? I don't doubt that they don't get laid but what on earth are they thinking.

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things for example this pic just shows that we as humans are nothing but a bunch of psychotic self centered pigs

>>38267581
IS TOO TALL A REAL THING?
6'3 should i just end it now

>>38252300
>"I suck at keeping a conversation"
>"I'm in a relationship"

what's annoying is that she still probably gets more messages than anyone posting in this thread

>>38253356
I actually said "Ew" out loud.

>>38253356
How the fuck has she been in a relationship and I haven't? How can I be such a pathetic loser?