overprotective parent thread

Was like 8 or so.
>Neighbor taught me to change tire.
>With mom and chink cousin.
>Get flat tire in the middle of nowhere.
>I offer to change tire as we had spare.
>With equipment.
>Mom screams and cries.
>Refuses to have me to it.

Later.

>Friend's mom has son get chair and step on it to change lightbulb.
>His mom was so proud.
>Some time later.
>Light bulb burned out in my house.
>I see a spare lightbulb.
>I attempt to step on chair to change it.
>Mom screams and cries.
>"NO DON'T DO IT YOU'LL FALL AND DIE"
>Repeats it over and over and over and over.
>Screaming and crying.
>Don't do it.

Grow to hate my mom over the years.

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>>38250880
Your mom sounds like a sperg. My parents were also over protective untill like sophomore year of high school. Shits fucking annoying and it had a really negative effect on my social interactions with others around town for me.

But i did develop the ability to be really sneaky and plan out sneaky shit really good, like thinking about every possible aspect, angle, advantage of a plan really quick. And dont even get me started on how quick i can hide and make some golden ass excuses when someone is 5 seconds down the hallway

So i guess i get something out of the shit childhood

>>38251367
>tfw too stupid to deal with overprotective parents

im glad for you anon though

>>38250880
Your mum sounds like a complete fucking retard to be honest. My mum was retarded too but not that bad.