Ideal Partner

File: qtgf-1_1.png (52KB, 1000x468px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 1000x468px

>age: 19 - 22
>height: short, but I also like tall girls
>weight: curvy, not chubby
>race: would prefer ginger or asian
>personality: INFP
>interests: vidya, tv/movie binging, I don't care much about this

Ideal bf
>20
>5'5''
>100 lb
>white american
>has no discernible personality, only an incessant stream of poor decisions and inability to interact with his surroundings
>interests which I do not share, don't want him to know about any of my interests

me
>20
>5'4''
>130 lb, but i could lose 30 lb in a month if ideal boyfriend thought i was too fat
>white american
>wants to be great despite being devoid of any positive personality traits, skill, or potential
>murder history, torture methods, horror films and literature, baking, encouraging poor behavior online

>>38249743
I only fit the white part sadly

>>38249780
it's okay if you're not ideal, i'm not really either.

>>38249743
Is this a joke?

Oregami salami

>>38249821
it's partially a joke, but i'm also a joke because both lists are accurate.

>>38249663
fug

she is basic but perfect

>>38249802
I have a need to fit every woman's unrealistic standard and expectation, even if it's just someone on the internet's ideal, else I get upset. Probably because my mom was really strict and barely hugged me.
Thanks for your kind words though

ideal boyfriend
>18
>taller than me
>thin
>canadian uwu
>comfy, will listen to music with me and play vidya

me
>female
>not 18
>5'7"
>average weight
>white
>introvert that just wants some comfy cozy music and vidya time.

>>38249543
>Ideal Partner

>moi
>My Ideal GF
>>Age
19+
>>Height
5'5+
>>Weight
average to thicc
>>Race or nationality
I have a thing for ethnic women but i don't really mind either way
>>Personality
Introverted, not self centered, empathetic, er idk i feel i always fail to describe the type of girl i'd like, looking for a loner grill who genuinly feels she doesn't fit in anywhere in the world
>>Interests
Art, /lit/, music, history, creative

>ME

>>age : 20
>>height :5"10
>>weight : 130
>>white
>>love music, art, psychology, history, politics (not a /pol/tard)
>>difficult to describe my personality tbqh, each day i feel like a different person not memeing
>>likes a equal relationship
>>will buy you food and eat 70% of it

>>38249543
My ideal partner is a beautiful boy with spiked up hair. Pale and with wonderful blue eyes. Who wants to come to my house and kill me?

File: dismissing.jpg (58KB, 1000x970px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 1000x970px

Ideal GF

>Age
Hmm, preferably a bit older or good bit older, 20's to late twenties is best

>Height
Taller than I am, ideally much taller. Opposite of OP, 5'10+, not super important though

>Weight
fit / thicc / skinny are all good, average is a bit boring

>Races
Ideally white

>Personality
Interesting, (very important because i have terrible apathy and not too many people can keep me interested), cool / lax, caring, dominant, (a must).

>Interests
Vidya, weebshit in general, etc. I find learning about different interests interesting especially when someones autistic about it

Will do myself if this even barely fits anyone, doubt it though

File: 1499285367162-r9k.jpg (22KB, 351x351px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 351x351px

>>38249961
Will be there in five. Hnnnnnnnnnnnggggg

>>38249543
My ideal gf

>25-35
>Under 5'8"
>Not obese, not anorexic looking, Anything in between is fine
>Any race is okay
>Personality - Laid back go-with-the-flow type, funny, loyal, caring
>Interests - Tabletop gaming or rocketry would be cool, but nothing's really a deal breaker here.
>Other - Is an adult who can take care of herself like an adult should (i.e. can cook, keep a house in decent shape, has a decent job, etc.)

Me

>33
>5'10"
>170 lb
>White, dark hair, hazel eyes, slightly overweight, very hairy.
>Into biking, tabletop gaming, video games, rocketry, and cooking
>Dominant "Type A" personality, sarcastic, funny, loyal
>I'm an adult who can manage my life like an adult should.

File: 1495689359778.png (1MB, 1000x1705px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1000x1705px

>>38249543
so heres the thing i like dancing with hoes in the nightclubs and fucking with hookers but i dont do dating
not coz i cant mostly coz im so sick of listening to womens bullshit

so if i wanted to say start dating for couple months, how you guys would meet up new people and bond in the love way? i usually just do sex no love

>ideal: fun to talk with, outgoing, introduces me to new people, gives me my own space when i wanna be by myself, knows how to answer a text message or picks up the phone regularly

>>38249543
My Ideal GF
Age
18-27
>Height
Below 5'10
>Weight
Healthy weight
>Race or nationality
Preferably white/slavic, but is Canadian
>Personality
Introvert, obedient and listens to what I say if my argument makes more logic than hers
>Interests
Traveling, music and fitness

Me
>25
>5'11
>165lb
>white canadian
>dominant, like to plan ahead of time
>traveling, music, fitness

I think this is my third attempt.
me:
>20/M
>6 ft
>thin, try to keep in shape
>white aussie
>apparently ISFJ but I dont believe the mbti is an accurate tool. Not clingy so you dont need to worry.
>I like history, anime, spooky stuff, animals, hiking.
Keeping it short so you learn more about me later on.

I'll talk to anyone male or female doesn't mean I'm gay, I just want to talk to someone. Never made contact with anyone from 4chins so be gentle.

File: tumblr_n0tany1Dal1rzik3go1_500.gif (987KB, 500x211px) Image search: [Google]

987KB, 500x211px

>>38250078
only thing is i'm not Canadian, but American.

>>38250140
Here, enjoy a nice (You) reply.
where do we start?

>>38249543
ideal gf:
> Age:
22 - 26
> Height:
below 170cm (fuck your subhuman burger units)
> Weight:
BMI 25 - 29, some thiccness is an ultra turn-on
> Race or nationality
white or latina
> Personality:
independent but caring, intelligent but not smart-ass, does more things than she talks about, 100% loyal but not clingy or obsessive, conservative, despises modern radical leftist mental disorders
> Interests
some type of sports, music (plays an instrument), cooking (she doesn't have to do it all ofc, I just enjoy cooking too), reading

me:
>age :
27
>height :
180cm
>weight :
88kg
>race:
white, german
> personality:
I really suck at describing myself..
>interests:
music, movies, board games, reading

>>38250155
Canada is pretty much another state.
Which one is you in the thread, anon?

File: eE37jnZ.png (2MB, 1456x819px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1456x819px

>>38249543
My ideal gf

>a women would just hold me back from my goals
>spending my existence as a lonely hentai-obsessed virgin is better than being a beta cuck begging for some entitled cunt to not ghost me because I'm autistic

Me

>21
>6'0
>225 lb
>South Asian, Black Hair slowly turning White, brown eyes, Football player physique.
>Art, Exisilisim, Violence
>typical INFP but one who realized his dreams are impossible

>>38250196
I am this post
>>38249926

>99

nothing needs to be too specific, I'm probably not ideal either. I couldn't think of an age so I just put 18 for ideal bf.

File: .jpg (15KB, 360x203px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 360x203px

>>38250187
Thanks for being my first ever (you) in one of these threads, anon. Nice to see I'm not invisible completely.

>>38250291
It feels good, doesn't it anon.

>>38250278
Why did you put canadian as your ideal? That's pretty unusual.

>not 18
I might be too old for you...

>>38250317
Canadians are my thing. Can't explain it.
by
>not 18
I meant 20, but alas I can't catch hope or feelings or I'll be let down. Have a good day, anon.

>>38250348
I see...
Ah, fair enough. Have a great day, too!

>me
Plain, introverted and boring, anything that i'm good at gets ruinned by my over inflated ego
>her
Someone who would care about me and make me feel human

>>38249846
>my mom was really strict and barely hugged me
I want to mollycoddle you be the mother you never had

>>38250314
Now that you mention it, feels a lot more satisfying then the stock-standard replies I'd get elsewhere. This was actually going to be my last attempt in reaching out to folk around here. But I guess it's understandable since there's many others here who deserve someone to talk to more than me.

>>38249543
ideal:
>same age or older
>likes emo, post punk or lo fi music
>good at video games
>good sense of humor
>bully

me:
>20 years old and female
>short and fat
>likes games (tabletop and video), music, and my dogs
>agoraphobia but ok job
>bleeding heart empath and wants to love everybody

i'm 99% sure my ideal isn't a thing anywhere but it's worth a try

>>38249830
Why would you want someone with nothing to offer for themselves though

Ideal GF
>20+
>5'9" - 6'1"
>130lbs. - 155lbs.
>Mostly prefer white, but I find all sorts of women attractive
>Introverted, reticent, gormless, austere, misanthropic, lazy, prudent
>I don't know, but she has one or a few old movies/songs/books they obsess over

Me
>24
>6'2"
>175lbs.
>white
>extremely awkward around most people, insecure, I think about death constantly and it scares me, have a very grim outlook on most things, but I'm pretty even-tempered and I love making sarcastic dry morbid jokes and playfully teasing the few people I'm comfortable around
>nothing really. I've lost interest in most things and lack motivation to get involved with most things

>>38250438
I would really love that if you did

File: tumblr_odo6utR4aX1rpe0nao1_400.gif (974KB, 265x350px) Image search: [Google]

974KB, 265x350px

>>38249543
Already have a GF who fits my image of a perfect gf but I'll give you a (you)

Ideal GF:
>Age
18-22
>Height
Below 5"8
>Weight
Underweight to Healthy, max bmi of 22
>Race or nationality
Caucasian or Arab
>Personality
Cute, innocent, cynical.
>Interests
Don't really care as long as it's not weird.

Me
>Age
20
>Height
6"1
>Weight
170lbs
>Race
Half Spanish half Dutch
>Personality
Outgoing, social, sarcastic
>Interests
Football(soccer), mathematics, economics, politics, particle physics, formula 1 and cities:skylines.
>Occupation
Currently in Uni studying economics. Going pretty well, have an alright GPA and I can do an internship at JP Morgan&Chase next summer in London.

>>38250572
Nice Chad impersonation. I'm sure it fooled somebody

File: 1499514462970.png (442KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

442KB, 640x480px

>age
somewhere close to my own (I'm 19
>height
short
>weight
not obese
>race or nationality
white in australia
>personality
honest and loyal. Introverted but not a complete shut-in.
>Interests
It doesn't matter as long as she is passionate about them. Should have at least some interest in vidya so we have some common ground.

Me:
>age
19
>height
5'10
>weight
73kg
>race/nationality
white Australian
>personality
introverted but more outgoing when I'm with someone I'm comfortable with. I get lost in my own thoughts a lot. I'm INTP apparently but I don't put too much stock in that sort of thing.
>Interests
Video games and reading. I watch some anime but as often as I'd like because I don't know what to watch.
I'm pretty passionate about my hobbies and like to talk about them.
I love animals and I'm looking to work in the animal care industry.
I would like to learn how to code some day.

>>38250621
I'm not larping or anything. It's not difficult to get laid or get with a woman. Getting a GF is more difficult I admit that. But the things I describe about myself aren't that difficult to achieve.

>>38250507
>Why would you want someone with nothing to offer for themselves though

What do you mean? There is nothing anyone has to offer me which I would want but themselves. There is no reality greater than a fantasy. I'm not sure which aspect you're referring to which you find lacking, which makes it difficult to respond appropriately, but I will attempt it.

The ideal man makes poor decisions because he does not value good ones. He might claim to have values and on occasion will seem to follow them, but this is only a learned behavior, and there will come a time when he has no barriers which he does not set for himself. He will one day say, "This language is not my language. This law is not my own. The benefits which you can provide in return for my time are not enough." He is disillusioned with the world. He does not want to participate in the continuation of life. It would probably be best if he did not have any interests, if he found interests despicable and revolting and gagged upon seeing someone rouse with passion, but if he must, then it must be his part to destroy. His interests should only be tools to help him accomplish his goals. The height and weight weren't really important on any level except that I had a particular someone I never really knew in mind when I was thinking about it. He probably isn't the way I'm describing the ideal man, but he's the closest person I've observed in the flesh to it, so naturally he came to mind.

>>38250438
Where do you live anon?
I'm not the girl you replied to originally btw

File: pepefedora.jpg (78KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 800x800px

>>38250687
Hello M'lady, would you like some edge with that edge?

oop
>>38250712
was meant for
>>38250540

>>38250687
You're too insightful for this board. Don't really fit that description though, hobbies are the only thing that keep me sane

>>38250726
Yes, that would be nice, thanks.

File: razer.jpg (9KB, 355x164px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 355x164px

>>38250741
Here you are m'lady, in pristine condition on less!

>>38250712
Ontario, I don't think we're close

>>38249926
Tfw fit all these except British and overweight

>>38250783
We are not. I hope you find your Canadian mommygf one day

>>38250808
lol i don't want a mommygf, i just want to give and get affection. thank you though :)

>>38250738
The description I gave is only a snapshot moment of a dynamic man. You too could start thinking that your hobbies are distractions and begin to despise them entirely! I hope you don't though.

>>38250785
>matches 3 out of 5 of the most superficial traits possible

Wow anon, and you were so fucking close

>>38250808
Originally where are you located anon?

Very original

>>38250843
Distraction from what exactly? I think it's important to find a meaning in our lives and hobbies are second best after other people. What you describe is someone who is very depressed and apathetic and i can't imagine why someone would want to be around someone like that. I mean I myself don't want to be around me even

>>38250923
From one's thoughts. It is important to have meaning if one believes life is important, though I wouldn't necessarily agree that there is any meaning to be found as opposed to fabricated and accepted. The only meaning is that which one can create for one's self, and sometimes one cannot create any meaning.

I might similarly be described. If I were with someone who was well-adjusted, I would loathe them for it. I cannot relate to those who believe they have meaning to work towards and it takes a lot of energy not to say things which will be deemed inappropriate, so I try not to speak at all when I am around others. I am tired of the silence, because I am left alone with my thoughts when I have no distraction, and typing away at a computer loses its distracting power after some time.

>>38250866
The very original state of California

>>38251057
Ah, Central original US here

>>38251006
Yeah i guess i can relate to that feeling to some extent. I think to be able to live life to it's fullest we need to understand that there is no meaning to life except the meaning we put into it ourselves. Most people live in a bouble where they believe there's a purpose to everything that happens to them and inevitably focus on things that are really insignificant and shallow.

>>38251057
>tfw no californian mommy gf to hug me and guide me on how to please her properly

Ideal
>17-21
>5'9+
>Bigger than me
>Preferably white
>Funny, can have banter, can do most of the talking, loves me, clingy (unless I say I need some space)
>Outdoors stuff- gets me out the house as much as possible, vidya, indie rock/ambient music

me
>18
>5'5
>106lbs
>white
>ISTP, super shy but when I get comfortable I can be a bit of a bitch- can be kind of cold but I dont mean to be, dont talk about feelings etc., usually pretty lighthearted & chill
>Vidya, music, nothing really- looking for someone to get me into other stuff as Ive been a shut in for a while now..

File: FeelsKekMan.jpg (8KB, 226x223px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 226x223px

>>38251198
> c l i n g y u n l e s s i n e e d s p a c e

This person has never existed dumb dumb roastie

>>38249543

ideal bf

>age: 26+
>height: 5'7+
>weight: ottermode boy pls
>race/nationality: black, arab, or asian? be brown i guess idc
>personality: assertive, creative, smart, leader-type, sweet and treats me like a princess, positive but not annoyingly happy. charismatic.
>interests: horror films(all films but i need someone to critique death scenes with me), sci-fi, cat person, literature, wine, bdsm, video games

me
>19
>5'0
>petite
>black
>im just funny + chill i guess
>music, wine, reading, fashion, horror films, cooking

>>38251198
alot of that fits me, where do i apply?

>>38251198

> He wants a manic pixie dream girl

Are you 13 years old mate?

>>38251198
Where do you live? I like the outdoors but don't go out much since no one I know likes to to do /out/ stuff.

>>38250687
But why do you want to be with a narcissist?

My ideal love partner(girlfriend/wife)
>age
Uh,betweet 18- 27 probably
>height
She's shorter than me, as long as she is not taller than me(5'8) is ok, but well if shes taller and I like her I don't mind, cause I'd be dating with her, not with the thoughts of the people who are judging
>Weight
Not extremely obesse, you know like those people you watch on TV shows, not that!
>Race or nationality
love has no race, color or nationality, I dont know why even putting this baka, ofc I dont mind, i fall in love with the person not with the skin
>Personality
Introverted/extroverted, whatever is ok with me, thoung im introverted but I can "pretend" to be social and stuff but its hard. She doesn't mind being with a guy who is clingy, kinda possesive, romantic af, loyal, likes tell other people who is "girl" is and telling how happy he is and how great she is. This ideal has to be willing(it is not mandatory tho) to live with me in some isolated place or maybe a forbidden country like to start a new life
>Interests
Loves anime, movies, horror movies, edgy movies, loves MUSIC so much, like to talk about memes irl and online, laugh at normies, etc, all of this I said before is not neccesary tho, you nver know in the end


Me:

>age
21
>height
5'8
>weight
145 lbs, skinny fat with some muscles
>race/nationality
pale yellow white
>personality
I described above, plus I think about the marriage and stuff but for the future not for now
>interests
I described above, music, edgy fimls, documentaries, musical instruments, cry, anime, take some comfy night walks would be awesome with that ideal

I dont think this is going to work out, but well i'll leave my contact [email protected]

By the way, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_rX_Nm0Ubo

File: 1481044060976.jpg (129KB, 587x839px) Image search: [Google]

129KB, 587x839px

>>38249543
My Ideal GF
>Age
Doesn't matter.
>Height
Doesn't matter.
>Weight
Doesn't matter.
>Race or nationality
White or Asian.
>Personality
Charismatic. Lively and intense, with very good social skills.
>Interests
Doesn't matter.

File: Rider.%28Fate.zero%29.full.1152295.jpg (2MB, 1500x1500px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1500x1500px

Ideal GF
>Age
20+
>Height
Below 6'0"
>Weight
Petite (anything up to chubby is fine too, I guess)
>Race or nationality
White or East Asian
>Personality
Introvert, curious, smart, loyal, honest
>Interests
Music, anime / vidya, some kind of science or engineering (excluding humantities and social sciences), arts, books
>Location
Somewhere in or near europe

ME

>age : 26
>height :6'0"
>weight : 233lbs
>location: czech republic
>white, bearded, grey eyes, brown hair, some muscle
>interested in music, anime, vidya, computer science, math and mathematical logic, sciences and technology, sci-fi and cyberpunk, fantasy, lovecraftian horror, bits of philosophy
>dominant
>somewhat cynical
>overly critical a lot of the time

Discord: Rithvariel#9173

File: kyo.jpg (96KB, 500x748px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 500x748px

>>38249543

ME:

>Age
20

>Height
6'4

>Weight
170lb lanklet

>race
White

>Looks
Brown hair, hazel eyes

>Personality
Tsundere tier, shy, introverted, good sense of humour, loyal

>Interests
Currently in university so that takes a bit of time up, but I like the music, film, fashion, traveling and eating in different restaurants

My Ideal GF

>Age
18-24

>Height
Femlet

>Weight
skinny

>race
Not super important

>Personality
Intelligent, affectionate, patient, shy, caring, loyal, loves to hug, likes to embarrass me in public.

>Interests
Studying in university or working, a little bit nerdy or geeky, fashion and travel maybe and some hobbies maybe likes cooking.

If anyone wants to talk more, contact me at:

[email protected]

>>38252438
What do you study at university?

>>38251198
I feel you on that outdoors stuff, seeing and exploring nature is about the only thing that gets me out the house every so often. All of the stuff you listed fits me but doesn't look like you're giving out any contact info.

>>38251266
>>38252741
Whats your discord? I can add you c:
>>38251433
I live in England

File: tumblr_nsd491uiyH1s3bn94o1_500.jpg (105KB, 420x560px) Image search: [Google]

105KB, 420x560px

My Ideal GF
>Age
16+
>Height
Below 180cm
>Weight
Below 60kg
>Race or nationality
Any
>Personality
Cute, girly, lovable, fun, cheeky, playful, cheerful
>Interests
Walking, hiking, anime, japan, crafts, cooking, gardening, reading
>Fashion
pic related for fashion sense

>>38252821
My discord is trigger me daddy#3533

>>38252821
RNHN#1377

>>38252901
Trigger me daddy 3353*

>>38250475
Not the same anon but I'll talk to you. I can add you on discord/email you if you want

>>38249543
>Age
16-20 (Age of Consent in UK is 16)
>Height
5'0-5'11
>Weight
Thicc / Average
>Race
I don't mind any
>Personality
Not Basic
>Interests
Films / Shows

ME
>Age
18
>Height
6'4 // 195 cm
>Weight
207 lbs // 94 kg
>Race
Black
>Personality
Introverted but loosen up with the right people
>Interests
Mainly football(soccer) or basketball

>>38249543
My Ideal GF
Age
18-22
>Height
4"9"-5'8"
>Weight
Thin
>Race or nationality
White or Asian
>Personality
Introvert, neurotic, afraid of intimacy.
>Interests
Games, anime, reading, art.

Me
>20
>5'9"
>145lb
>white
>same as ideal but with more drive
>same as ideal

>>38252615

Something in the field of fine arts/architecture

Why?

My Ideal GF
>Age
17-25
>Height
I don't use inches like fgt op >>38249543 , below my 190cm
>Weight
Healthily slim
>Race or nationality
Ideally east asian (korean pls kamsahamnida)
>Personality
funny, cute laughs, likes spicy memes
>Interests
Music (im a musician myself; kpop, metal), Fashion, Fitness

ME

Age : 18
Height : 190cm
Weight : 80kg
>White, balkans
>music as hobby, studying languages
>passionate af, emotional, probably care ~too much~
>lil bit submissive, not really into hardcore stuff
>poor af but i try my best to meet up with expectations and fulfill wishes

Even if you're not really one of those above, feel free to hit me up

Ideal GF:
> ~20-25'
> North American
> Plays vidya
> Isn't dominant
> Can think logically and set aside emotions to come to a solution
> Can hold a conversation at some degree, but not a huge deal


Doubt anyone here fits the bill lol.

>Age
25+

>Height
Doesn't matter. I'm just over 6 feet. Shorter or taller is fine. Both have their charms.

>Weight
A little on the chubby side. I'm not a fan of really skinny girls. I'm not one for hitting the gym, but I spend a lot of time outdoors so I'm in decent shape.

>Race or nationality
White or asian. Maybe hispanic.

>Personality
Somewhat introvered would be a plus, as in you'd rather stay in at home or go out as a small group than go out and party or go clubbing. Optimistic, happy, educated, easy going, kind of a geek like me.

>Interests
Games, both video and table top. Not hardcore or anything, just as a casual hobby. Should like the outdoors, as I frequently go to the beach, camping, hiking, etc. Need to like animals, as I have a dog and a kitty.

>>38253300
you must be really awful if those are your only requirements for a gf and you still don't have one

>>38253462
Least I have dubs.

I'm a hermit. I don't meet new people. I stand here shocked women aren't throwing themselves at my window.


Kill me pls.

>>38249926
This is me except I'm 19

>>38251198
Are you a guy or a girl? origigigig

>>38249543
Op u posted this exact shit in someone elses thread on Wednesday.

>>38250498
Hey femanon, what country are you in?
I love post punk and I like lo fi. I'm also pretty great at video games and will tease you relentlessly.
I'm only 19 though.

>>38253937
My bad, Im a girl

>>38254076
a girl with a penis? or with a vagina?

>>38249543
My Ideal GF
>Age
18-23
>Height
Below 5'10
>Weight
Skinny or normal weight.
>Race or nationality
White
>Personality
Extrovert, active, little bit bitchy, caring
>Interests
Feminine hobbies, and occasional joins me skateboarding.

Me:
>age : 31
>height : 6'
>weight : 260
>white/Jew (3/4, 1/4)
>Working out, cycling, skateboarding, Pokemon GO/Pokemon in general.
>Asshole but caring for my girl.
>Introvert, ISTJ.

My Ideal GF
>Age
16+
>Height
Below 5'5
>Weight
Skinny, around 110-120
>Race or nationality
White
>Personality
Introvert, Dominant, Needy, Bossy, Autistic
>Interests
Whatever she wants

ME

>age
18
>height
6'2
>weight
200 lbs
>Race
White
>Spend all of my time working or playing video games
>Have no self esteem and i'm willing to put up with just about anything
>Lots of mental issues, mostly stemming from developing Dependent Personality Disorder
>Extremely submissive except when it comes to gf's safety because I'm overprotective

Somehow I was actually lucky enough to get my perfect gf and I will seriously kill myself if she leaves me because there's no one like her that I'll ever meet again

>>38249543
>Kinda Bitchy
wtf why

this is fun

>Age
doesn't matter
>height
doesn't matter
>Weight
Not morbidly obese
>Race
Absolute ideal would be asian but meh
>Personality
kind, caring, considerate, sometimes socially awkward, motherly, is comfortable being a switch/dominant, clingy/needy, is a little/caregiver
>interests
whatever as long as we can play vidya and have cool conversations together, my fetishes

a gf I can comfortably call mommy and be a babby around and to work hard to please her so she rewards me with cuddles and for me to do the same in return
I don't want someone doing all the work/to be a househusband and pleasuring me sexually at the same time, wouldn't even want to have sex if I had that kind of relationship (no cuckshit though), just someone that understands how hard it can be sometimes and is there for me with a nice cuddle and someone I could comfort and pamper (literally) when she's feeling down


it's fun to fantasize desu

>>38250498
Do you really want someone who bullies other people? Or you? Im fucking sperging out over this

>>38254919
How bad are you sperging?

>>38251257
Hey this is me! Hope youre still around

>>38254965
im v v angry about this!!
I can feel myself falling further and further into the redpill rabbit hole

Rescuing this gem from the depths

>>38254076
Vagina

origigiginal

File: 1457830884162s.jpg (8KB, 208x250px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 208x250px

>finally described as an ideal partner
>thread dies
Why

Ideal bf
>age
18-30
>Height
Above 5'7
>weight
Average and slightly fit I guess,not buffy tho
>race or nationality
Hapa boys are cute but White or Asian is fine
>personality
Playful with good humor,emotionally independent(if it makes sense) and polite.
>interests
Making music,literature and history.
>occupation/income
Don't care as long as he doesn't live on a couch

Me
>age
23
>height
5.6
>weight
Skinnyfat :<
>race or nationality
Euro/middle eastern mongrel
>personality
Easily irritated,depressive and introverted. Smart too I guess but lose motivation easily
>interests
Listening to music,reading and history.
>occupation
Intern in a shitty marketing company,would love to be a comics writer

>>38256760
Hello there, dis me. >>38253170
I mainly do metal, into all kinds of music tho, wanna chat somehow?

>>38256760
Hmmm. This is me >>38249936, interested?

>>38249543
>ideal gf

>cute, not fat
>likes cuddles > sex
>around my height (5'4")
>foreign language speaker so we can teach each other
>likes long walks, stargazing, wandering
>exists

>>38256760
You sound great. Are you in burgerland?

I'm dark skinned hapa though.

>>38249543
>age
17+
>height
taller than me
>weight
NO FATTIES ALLOWED
>Race or Nationality
white, but a born european would be god-tier
>Personality
tsundere introvert
>Interests
i dont know, history?

and she can't have been B L A C K E D. i dont know, it just feels wrong to me.maybe its like a biological thing where its like a member of your own tribe getting tribally enriched by another tribe?

>>38249543
Oh wow it's another thread where robots get 0 replies (or 1 ironic reply from another robot) and """""""females""""""" get flooded with replies.
Fuck that, not wasting my time on this

File: 1496961481482.jpg (49KB, 960x876px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 960x876px

>>38249543
Ideal GF:
>Age: 17+
>Height: Above 4'7", below 5'8"
>Weight: Anything below obese
>Race: Doesn't matter for the most part, but white, asian and latina gets bonus points
>Personality: Funny, able to take it easy, but still be passionate about things
>Interests: Learning and trying new things, art, music

Me:
>Age: 20
>Height: 5'9"
>Weight: 120
>Race: White
>Personality: Introverted and stubborn, kind of a jerk sometimes
>Interests: Art, programming, music, movies, and a ton of little side hobbies like woodworking and RC cars.

me:

>Age
19
>Height
6'2"
>Weight
I don't even have scales, idk i'm fat but strong
>Race or nationality
white
>Personality
dick head, boring, suicidal,
>Interests
drugs.

me
>18
>texas
>white, brown hair, average height
>anime
>vidya
>starting college in august
>socially retarded
>tried alot
>like to stay inside all day
>lonely

her
>similar hobbies
>not a hyper normie
>not a sjw
>not extremely fat
>Likes to stay in more often then not

I've barely talked to anyone since school ended in May so it'd be nice to have anyone to talk to really. discord is idk#0030 or throwaway email is [email protected]

>>38256760
>Making music
Hey!

>>38258061
In Kebabland. Are you South East Asian?

>>38249926
150 at 6' thin enough for you?

File: Hip Yuppie gf.png (30KB, 1004x459px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 1004x459px

I have one of these for this situation

File: 2017070995135803.jpg (234KB, 2560x1920px) Image search: [Google]

234KB, 2560x1920px

My wife is pretty ideal

Pic related

File: superior qt chart.png (1MB, 3827x3233px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3827x3233px

And one of these

>>38249543
>Age
19, which is my age.
>Height
I'm 178cm so I expect her to be a little shorter than that, just short enough to be noticeable.
>Weight
I'm actually skinny and work out, that being said I'd prefer a thicc girlfriend, I'm actually going below my league in physical terms.
>Race or nationality
I have yellow fever so I'd prefer an asian one, that being said no black women.
>Personality
Introvert, antisocial, caring.
>Interests
Tv shows, it's the only thing I'd probably have in common with women, my other interests are programming and politics and women typically don't like that.

ME
>age: 19
>height 178 centimeters
>weight: 61kg
>white
>Love watching documentaries and tv shows in general, I also enjoy talking about programming and politics.

>>38249543
short
curvy ass
shy
a little clingy (honestly)
similar sense of humour
doesn't take self too seriously
under appreciates her hotness
awkward in a cute way

yo soy

5"10 - inb4 manlet
cba to work out in pounds, between 9.5-10 stone
blue eyes
dark hair
jawline
play guitar quite well, 2 yrs
still can't let go of the vidya, though can go without it and its normie shit anyway
love south park and all kinds of satire (see not taking things too seriously)
doing meme history degree, fairly interested i suppose, but im more interested in people than anything desu
put the hopeless in hopeless romantic
tend to make people feel good about themselves
will never bore you talking about myself

>>38251611
Putting a label on this personality makes no difference to me. If that's a narcissist, I loathe those who aren't.

>>38249543
>Age
any
>Height
any
>Weight
any
>Race or nationality
any
>Personality
confident, charismatic, assertive, intelligent, loyal, articulate, funny with a weird dry sense of humour, somewhat sadistic, has integrity, laid-back, protective, isn't afraid to take risks, slightly misanthropic, difficulty feeling empathy, can manipulate people easily, overly sexual, affectionate, likes weird and obscure things
>Interests
any

my standards are extremely high
i will be alone forever

>>38261370
Good list. Have you ever met someone like that?
t. >>38251893

>>38261489
only in my dreams, friend

>>38261544
Weird. I've met someone precisely like what you described, almost precisely.

>>38261544
considering having integrity and being good at manipulation are contradictory, that's obvious

>>38261881
maybe manipulation is a bit of a strong word. i suppose i mean they would be honest with me, but good at getting others to do what they want. you can be selective with who you have integrity with.

>>38249543
My ideal GF
>Age
14-18
>Height
6'2 or below
>Weight
In an ideal world she'd be fat af (like maybe 250+ pounds)
>Race
White and only white, nothing else
>Personality
Introvert, submissive, not stupid, doesn't complain, just what a generally nice-to-be-around person is like
>Interests
Don't care as long as it isn't weird artsy crap or coin collecting or something (unless it has to do with really old coins like 1800s American coins or even older, those are cool)

ME

>age: 18
>height: 6'1
>weight: 180
>white
>enjoy reading, theology, electrochemistry, /g/ tier crap, vidya
>/pol/ tier beliefs
>cheap af and I expect you to be the same, no sugar daddies or sugar mommies

>>38249961
>tfw pale boy with spiked hair and naturally blue eyes
>decent fitness, can jog for over a half hour without stopping, not fat
>no acne or facial hair probs
I need a life beyond my internships and school

>>38251274
>manic pixie dream girl
Here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOyVg2cW-ss

File: ed3fdefed9e2794f5fc74791b1bf14eb.jpg (48KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 600x600px

>>38249543
gf
>Age
18-25
>Height
under 5'8
>Weight
skinny, slim whatever
>Race or nationality
love East Asian features but I don't really give a shit
>Personality
introvert but not very introverted / extrovert
funny
a little cynical
>Interests
music

yours truly
>Age
19
>Height
5'11
>Weight
almost ottermode
>Race or nationality
whitey
>Personality
somewhere in the middle between introvert and extrovert
calm as shit
>Interests
music
vidya
programming

>>38258839
Just South Asian. Not pajeet though.

If you want to talk about music and feel a little more comfy from depression and anxiety.
Kik: Pinkflag1955

my ideal is a white guy with non-normie humor but normie values