>"I'm ovulating anon" wat do?

>>38247562
use trap in comment so filters can do their work please
sage

>>38247589
Honestly just fuck off you fucking moron

>>38247562
probably start crying
i hate being gay. i hate that part of myself. shit cost me the only friendship i ever had and my job along with my relationship with my parents. everytime i see i pic like that and get hard, it makes me cry. it sucks that even masturbation cant give me comfort anymore

>>38247562
breed him with my penis

>>38247699
>had closet gay friend in HS
>we were pretty close sometimes
>he knew I was straight
>weeks before graduation confessed he loved me
What the fuck is wrong with you people keep that shit to yourself god

>>38247788
Breeders don't know the pain of falling for a straight friend

>>38247562
a boy ovulating what's next girls with dicks

>>38247877
>single most painful emotion i felt

>>38247788
basically >>38247877 this. it happened to me too. i had a crush on my best buddy, who as i mentioned was my only friend, and i confessed to him. he lost his shit totally, he beat me up and called me all sorts of terrible names, and for some reason he told my mom about the whole thing. the next thing i knew, mom had thrown me out of the house. i lost my job a few months after that. i used to work at the same company as my mom. at the christmas party that year, my boss was teasing me, asking me why i was still single. mom heard that and just yelled "hes a faggot". boss then told me that i wouldnt have to come to work anymore. oh yeah, i forgot to mention that my dad called me a litle bit after that too, apparently he had found out about the thing. he said that hed kill me if he ever saw me again

>>38247589
>sage
you know the thread is gonna be bumped anyways, why say this? Just to make a point? Just because you want to downvote but can't and it makes you frustated?

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>>38248138
>a boy ovulating what's next girls with dicks
don't be ridiculous anon

>>38247699
Boohoo you fucking wanker pussy. After literally thousands of years of human history, you're born precisely on the tiny period of time where being gay is accepted, where you have tons of support from various groups, where you can be free of the burden of a forbidden sexuality. For hundreds of years during the dawn of mankind, men would kill to be where you are right now, having the opportunities you have now, men who were actually persecuted and killed for having a different kind of love, and even so you tossed it all aside because you're a fucking weak coward who can't face the minimum amount of difficulty in life.
If you are a robot you will probably be miserable and bitter and resentful of your circumstances for the rest of your life. "the grass is greener on the other side" you will keep repeating. And you will blame all of your failures on your different sexuality. "it's my faggotry fault" you will keep repeating, wallowing and whining in self pity for your own disappointed hopes. But I want you to know from the bottom of my heart that this is not true. You're not a sad sack of failure because you're gay. It's because you're weak, idiot and pathetic. And with that mindset, no matter what life you had, straight, handsome, rich, whatever, you would always be this crying pack of shit you have become, because the root of your "suffering" is not those deterministic characteristics. It's your absolutely shitty and unbearable to be around defeatist personality.
Grow the fuck up. Man the fuck up. You are not a teen anymore. Are you? Are you fucking 13?

if you are a muslim living in a country that actually persecutes homossexuals, disregard my speech. otherwise suck it up

>>38247699
Funny, I love being gay. It's the only thing that provided me happiness and comfort and companionship in my life. Being a fag is great actually, you're probably doing it wrong.

>>38247562
Kill it because it's mentally ill and men cannot ovulate.

>>38248315
>Kill it because it's mentally ill and men cannot ovulate.
are you a doctor?

>>38248171
> Never happened: the post
Next time you come up with a fake story on this board, make it minimally believable and follow the etiquette of writing in greentext. Or meme arrows as you may call it.

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>>38248328
>faggot
>sane
Don't need to be a doctor to hang, butcher, and otherwise exterminate homos.

>>38248328
You don't need to be a fucking doctor to know that men literally do not have the organs required to ovulate what the fuck

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>>38248328
The delusion is delicious
10/10 b8

"...ovulating WHAT"

>>38248384
>You don't need to be a fucking doctor to know that men literally do not have the organs required to ovulate what the fuck
oh, so you are an expert on the female reproductive system then? Can you tell me what ovulation entails?

>>38248351
It's unironically called "quoting."
Newfag.

>>38248419
>Ovulation is the release of egg from the ovaries
t. wikipedia
Men have neither eggs nor ovaries holy fuck this is why everyone wants to hang faggots off lampposts.

>>38248434
You watch your mouth over who you're calling a newfaggot, whore.

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>>38247562
I'll get her boypussy pregnant.

>>38248469
No no no, femininity is off-putting. We're gay because we like men, manliness in general and masculine features. You're being gay wrong.

>>38248441
>Men have neither eggs nor ovaries holy fuck this is why everyone wants to hang faggots off lampposts.
proof?

>>38248490
If we could meet up I'll dissect you so you can see for yourself.

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>>38248484
i'll fuck boys however i want faggot

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>>38248509
>If we could meet up I'll dissect you so you can see for yourself.
ok I live in sf
what are you planning on doing to me anon~

>>38248671
b-but those arent boys, anon!

>>38248671
What's the fucking point, you're so fucking dumb... What's the point of fucking a "boy" who looks exactly like a girl? Why not go and fuck a girl instead? There's no point in having sex with Makes if they're not males in the least...
Trap chasers are the truly mental here

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>>38248752
I agree with you in an original way

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>>38248752
>who looks exactly like a girl
they don't though, if you can't tell the different aside from the dick you're a fucking idiot

all the fat neckbeard bottoms on this board just get furious they don't look cute in a dress desu

>>38248844
My point stands still.
It's like I wanted to eat sushi, but instead of going to a genuine Japanese restaurant, i go to a Mexican restaurant that does a fucking cheap imitation of sushi with cow meat and guacamole... I mean what's the point of going after someone that may at most vaguely resemble a female... Why not going after actual females, and if you like men, sticking to men that look minimally masculine?

>>38248690
i mean he implied killing you

>>38249027
>cow meat
we call that beef
sounds delicious desu, much better than the bland pretension of sushi, no fish smell either. :^)

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>>38249053
saying you're gonna torture/murder someone over the internet means different things...
I'm kinda wet at the thought of what anon is gonna do to that anon when they meet up

>>38249250
i guess you're right
when i say i'm going to kill someone over the internet i usually just mean i'm going to grumble to myself and think awful things about that person for an hour and then feel bad

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>>38249053
>i mean he implied killing you
I would be fine with this honesty

if someone unironcally wanted to kill me I would come to terms with it pretty quickly

>>38249322
do you want to die, anon?

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>>38249383
>do you want to die, anon?
not really but I don't particularly care for life either

I'm not a very philosophical person, this doesn't really come from a position of nihilism or something more just indifference

I mean my life consists of browsing /r9k/ in like 70% of my waking hours, with the rest being bathing and eating, it really wouldn't be a big deal if I ceased to exist

>>38247562
Punch him in the face, then tell him to learn basic biology while fucking his ass raw

>>38247562
Slice open scrotum with a box cutter, squeeze em and see if interesting comes out

>>38249469
>Slice open scrotum with a box cutter, squeeze em and see if interesting comes out
I want this to happen to me

>>38247562
Fucking massacre that faggot. First cutting his dick off, then shaving off his skin until there's just flesh and bones. After that, I'd start breaking every single one of his bones into small shards with the edge of a flat stone until I reach his head, then ripping his eyes out, then breaking his skull by the same stone or even a slightly bigger one.

>>38249717
Why are you so mean anon, he was offering you free sex