Anyone else here fail penis inspection and had to get it amputated?

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>the current state of the /r9k/ board on 4chan.org

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>>38247074
>tfw barely made it 6 inches
>tfw I wanted to be castrated and turned into a trap bitch slut.

truly, life is moste unfayre

>>38247074
>tfw medfet and penis inspection shit is my fetish

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>>38247239

You have started the fire.

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>>38247074

THE JEWS STOLE MY DICK'S SKIN. MY DICK SKIN!

>>38247074

>voted for the president who passed the law

>didn't protest when the law was passed

>didn't complain when the constitution was violated

"Your apologies mean nothing to me. You think you're safe because you're loyal to the party. You think once you chop my dick off they'll leave you alone. But I thought so too, and look at me now. You, your family, your children are next."

>>38247074
good thread idea, i approve wholeheartedly

>>38247074
What's the cutoff?

Onigiri please

>>38247392
8 inches bone pressed

>>38247403
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyy

>abandon_thread.gif

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>Use to have 5.5" dick
>Freaking out about the test coming up
>Think holding off fapping for 2 weeks I'll get a really hard erection test and and be at least 6"
>Test day comes
>Inspector is my onetitus
>Get erection, can tell it's larger today than normal
>Place penis into apparatus, she presses the tape against my penis
>EXPLODE
>Ruin her clothes, she's screaming
>Lose erection, teacher comes over and puts me down as 2"
>Amputated that afternoon

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>>38247480
>having a pimple for a cock

>>38247480

>hypersexualised test
>people freaking out about sex
What are you, fucking Bizarro?

>>38247074
Once it's amputated what happens?

>>38247564
You lose your dick, and any hope of having sexual pleasure or reproducing. You are forever a disgrace to you family as you cannot continue the family name.

>Borrow brothers prostate punisher and clear plastic ring
>Penis measurement was 7" long
Normally it's 4", they'll never catch me~tehehehehehehe

41st sissy conversion ward here. Lost my dick back in 2010.

>>38247074
>"has to be amputated"
>the penis is not a limb

Full of shit.