Guess my crush using only yes or no questions

>>38246834
>inb4 "Is she Haylee?"

>>38247080

nopers nope nope

Is she 3d?
Is she a "she"?
Does she know you exist?

>>38247150

yes

yessir

yes

>>38247167
Your cousin
A classmate
Your step-sister

>>38247205

noper

nope

nope

>>38247243
lives in your state?
is white?
is over the age of 18?
has blue eyes?

You think she has proper hygiene?

>>38247264

Yes

Yes

Yes

IMO the most beautiful blue eyes I have ever seen. Absolutely breathtaking

>>38247268

Yessiry yup yu[

>>38247298
is today july 8th?
is it hot where you live?

Is she over 5'6?
Blonde?

NOPE

>chad status

>>38247342

No, the 9th

yes

>>38247346

No

Yes, beautiful blonde hair.

>>38247373
does she live in a big city?
is she in texas?

>>38247395

Yes.

Yes. It's a big state boy. good luck finding her.

>>38247431
is she in her early 20s?
does she have facebook?
does her last name begin with A-L?

>>38247475

Yes

Yes

Yes

It's creepy how good you are with this already.

>>38247431
lives in the south half of Texas?
lives in Austin?
went to college?
went to UoT?

>>38247509

Roughly

Yes

Define Went

No

>>38247527
lol op about to dox himself we're gonna find her and tell her you love her

>>38247534

Even if you find her, how would you know who I am?

>>38247550
does she work in retail?
does she work?
does she work in catering?

>>38247550
Are you related to her?
Is she a friend of a friend?
Is she just a friend?

>>38247577

Used to

Used to

No

>>38247579

No

No

Yes

>>38247579
Does she wear glasses?
Is she thin?

>>38247607

No

Fit is how I would describe her. Thicc in a more muscular way.

>>38247623
She sounds like stacey desu

>>38247594
is she living with her parents?
Does she live in an apartment?
is she a NEET?

>>38247662

Family

No

No

>>38247658

Who the fuck is stacey?

>>38247623
does she go to ACC?
does she go to a private university?
does she have geeky interests?

>>38247690

No

No

Yes

Please don't abandon this thread. It's getting exciting now

>>38247689
Lurk moar
>oregon trail

>>38247714
south Austin?
last name begins with a D?
went to community college?

>>38247784

Yes

No

Yes

Fucking hell. Do you already have a general idea?

>>38247793
im searching google maps lol

graduate from Crocket high school?
Work at a grocery store?
use okcupid?
use any dating site?

>>38247793
is she going to school for nursing?
is she currently in a relationship?
does she post a lot of pictures of her with her girlfriends?

>>38247897

No.

No

No

No

>>38247901

No

Yes

Yes

>>38247925
I know this feel, even though its original

>>38247925
is she religious?
does she partake in any extracurricular activities?
is she super into dogs?

>>38248028

Her family is. I am not sure how religious she is though.

Yes

Yes

Does her first initial correlate to an odd number?
Does her first initial correlate to a prime number?

>>38248102

No

No

I like these questions. Keep 'em up.

blonde hair?
brown hair?
red hair?
black hair?
dyed hair?
tattoos?

>>38248045
went to Akins high school?
first name start with letter h?
has a dog?
has a golden retriever?
>>38248136
blonde, read thread

>>38248136

Yes

No

No

No

No

2

>>38248151

No, she isn't originally from Austin

No

Yes

No

>>38248045
does her last name begin with K?
is she white?

>>38248212

no

yes, I think that could be extrapolated

Does she listen to elliot smith?

Is she really a she?

>>38248168
does she have a youtube channel?
did you meet her online?
have you met her in real life?

>>38248255
Is she your mom?

Do you have a mom?

Is your mom "mother nature"?

>>38248254

No

Yes

>>38248255

Yes, but she is not a youtuber

No

Yes

>>38248275

no

yes

no

>>38248241
I asked because I see a lot of mestizos with their hair dyed blonde
is she on a sports team?
does she volunteer with kids?

>>38248254
DID SHE KILL ELLIOTT SMITH?

>>38248301
Is your girlfriend j. Chiba, famous Elliott Smith murderer?

>>38248287
When you divide her first initial (a-z, 1-26) by 4, is the remainder 0? When you divide her first initial by 3, is the remainder 0?

>>38248288

no

no

>>38248301
>>38248317

Nopers

>>38248287
Glad you're not a hippie, and you have a mom.

I think we're getting close with the Elliot Smith questions..

>>38247689
Normal fag detected! Beginning conversion!

Use the math, anon

>>38248331

yes. You're very clever. desu

Does she have mental health issues

>>38248287
did she come from a small town?
did you meet in high school?
did one of her parents die?

>>38248331
>>38248370
Is that a yes to both? If it is, is her first initial L?

>>38247689
Idk but her mom had it goin on at some point

>>38248394

No

>>38248416

No

No

No

>>38248422

Yes to both. Yes. You've just gotten a lot closer.

>>38248437

Haha. I get it.

Is her name Rebecca?

Is her name Heather?

>>38248456
>>38248481

No, see this comment

>>38248422

>>38248491
Does her last initial correlate to an even number?

>>38248453
does her name have 6 letters?
is her last letter in her first name divisible by 2 with no remainder?
is it Leslie?

>>38248453
is the second letter of her first name i?

Is her name Lauren?
Does it end in a vowel?

>>38248497

No

>>38248499

No

No

No

>>38248523

No, but it sounds like it.

>>38248544

No

Yes

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51KB, 500x638px

I think OP realizes we're actually going to find her

>>38248569
is the second letter of her first name y?

>>38248569
Is her last initial divisible by 3?

>>38248569
Is she a Lynda?

>>38248573

Again, you won't and you don't know who I am. Worst that's gonna happen is that she gets a weird facebook message saying some rando on 4chan like likes her.

Has she slept with more than 10 men (including male animals)?

>>38248590

Yes

>>38248591

Yes

>>38248604

No

Desu Bitches

>>38248638
Is her last initial a C?
Is her first name Lydia?

>>38248638
Lyndsey?

>>38248638
Lydia?

somnium

>>38248638
It's Lyla
Is it Lyla?

>>38248660

Yes

No

>>38248667

No

>>38248678

No

>>38248686

No


>>38248604

This has been the closest guess so far.

>>38248728
Is her first name Lynne?
Is her last name six letters or fewer?

>>38248749

No

Her last name is more than 6 letters.

>>38248768
Is her last name Campbell?

>>38248787

No. Try to get the first name first.

>>38248768
did she play tennis?
was she on the swim team?
was she a cheerleader?
were you neighbors?
are you neighbors?
do you live in austin?
do you live in the suburbs?

>>38248810
Lyn?
Lynn?
Lyndee?
Lynden?

>>38248810
Ok, I'll try Lynnette

>>38248822

No

No

No

no

No

Yes

>>38248829

The 3rd is the closest.

>>38248841
Is her name Lyndi?

>>38248860

Fucking shit. Are you seriously going to get this?

Lyddie?

>>38248860

You got the first name.

>>38248889
Does her middle name begin with a D?

>>38248889
is the second letter of her last name a vowel?
are there any repeating letters in her last name?
does her last name end with a vowel?

>>38248902

I don't know.

>>38248923

Yes

Yes

No

>>38248958
Is she Lyndi Cances?

>>38248967

Who? No, she isn't. You looking through the yellow pages or something?

>>38248985
carroll?

>>38249055

no

At this point you're just asking about her name, not her life. I'm getting tired, so let's finish this up soon.

>>38249083
Does she have a relatively common last name? Like smith? Also
Is her last name from Europe?
If so is it from east Europe?

>>38249083
>op shook because he's about to be found out
Shouldn't have played this game, normie.

>>38249113

No

Yes

No

>>38249117

Yeah, I didn't expect you guys to get this far.

>>38249083
natural blonde or dyed?
Lyndi Busch?

>>38249137
Ok, I can't speak for the rest, but this is my last guess on the last name: cunningham?>>38249139
try reading the thread faggot

>>38249139

Natural my fair feathered friend.

>>38249161

No

Is her name lyndi cumbucket

>her facebook page is private/hidden so we can't see her face or friends list

Is Her last name
German
Spanish
Or from the UK?

>>38249207

No

No

Yes. Scottish

>>38249230
is she kind of a bitch that attracts beta orbiters?

Have you ever flirted with her?
Do you hang out with her, with no one else around?

is her last name on this list?
https://surnames.behindthename.com/names/usage/scottish/letter/c

Does she listen to Marina and the Diamonds, Lana del Rey, or Halsey?

>>38249230
I swear I've looked at EVERY blonde, natural or otherwise Lyndi
unless shes preggo or has kids shes not there

wtf brah ive been here for 2 hours but i fucking give

>>38249307

yes

>>38249312

Lightly

>>38249314

No

>>38249338

Don't give up. Figure out her name, then the pics.

>>38249364
is she fat, average (not overweight), or skinny?

>>38249364
does it begin with "cal-"?

If you give the second letter in her name a number (a is 1 b is 2 and so forth) is it even or odd? Y for even, n for odd.

>>38249410
he's answered this
>>38247623

>>38249416
not op or 2nd guy to give up, but this shit is exactly why I gave up. I'm not doing that shit for every fucking letter

>>38249415

No. It's first letter repeats in the name.

>>38249410

More muscular than anything else.

>>38249416

Yes

>>38249444
Carmichael?
is the second letter a?
is the last letter n?

>>38249462

no

nopers

yup

same as before, but if you divide that number by two, is it a whole number?

>>38249471
jeez anon why couldn't you have a crush on lisa smith
Culchoen?

>>38249490

no. Its an odd number.

I give goium, I'll check back later

>>38249490
Cochran? Cockran? Cocoran?

>>38249617

no. I'm calling it night. GG

>>38249637
if it is not
LyndiCochran ? ref=br_rs
it should be

>>38249724

WHat? Why should it be?

>>38249724
stole the words out of my mouth

>>38249845
2 c and ends in an n, near Austin, blonde, young

>>38249857
>>38249845
Boyfriend too, and is a pole dancer so op probably jerks it to the photos

>>38249857
>>38249869

Yeah, she's hot, but she's not her.

>>38249869

Ya know, I doxxed myself here and nobody pranked me.

>>38249724
>>38249845
>>38249857
>>38249869
>>38249890

Late to the party, did y'all find her?

>>38250057
i think op bailed before we could confirm anything so he didn't get doxxed >>38249637

>>38250157

Fuck. What a pussy. Are you guys gonna message the girl?

>>38250176
I don't think it's her. Looking through the friends there's nobody that looks autistic enough to be an anon

>>38250245

I was looking through the hints he gave. Cockburn is another scottish name that fits the perimeters

>>38250157
>>38250245
if I were to make a thread like this and wanted to pussy out, Id just start giving fake hints as soon as things got scary. From the start there would be no way to find her if op didnt want us to.

>>38250282
yeah, but Cockburn was on that surname list that other anon posted and OP said her name was not on the list
>>38250245
he also said she goes to a community college but that may have been a lie
>name
>blonde
>thiccfit
>has dog(s)
>has a bf
>austin, tx
>striking blue eyes
>posts pictures of herself with her girlfriends
>at least one tattoo
It's probably her
plus her boyfriend looks autistic as fuck

>>38250567
Have we found OPs girl?

>>38250651
it's most likely Lyndi Cochran but OP pussied out and won't confirm
also she used to work in retail
and her boyfriend is into nerd shit too so there are your "geeky interests"
everything checks out

Post Facebook I want to find her and hurt her