teach me how to suck dick, im clueless

>>38246758
Yeah you suck like it's a Capri sun straw

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If you have a small mouth you're fucked.

>>38246758

Just practice. If you're a woman you can't go wrong with a dick unless your teeth get involved.

>>38246758
Yeah actually suck a bit so there's some pressure.
From experience I can tell you the worst type of head is when the girl just moves up and down softy and doesnt give any pressure

>>38246936
Wait is being fucked a bad thing when it comes to fucking

>>38246758
I'd let you practice on me, anon :3

The most important first thing you want to make sure you grasp is to avoid using your teeth. Then you can start to get fancier from there the more you practice.

>>38246758
Faggot, or woman? Actually, nvm, get the fuck outta here!

>>38246758
newb here
do you let the guy finish in your mouth?
who gets do decide?
does it really taste bad?

>>38247031
Everyone swallows. I don't think I've ever been with a partner who didn't. It always makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside when someone wants to swallow your cum, at least it does for me. There's something so sexy about that, like they want you inside them.

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>>38246992
What? What the fuck are you? Just do what you want mane.

>>38247163
Some people taste terrible but their BO smells like flowers and fruit. This is a fact you won't believe but I will force you to understand. I don't know how it works either.

>>38247163
like how you put it anon.

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train using this machine

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>>38247163
>Everyone swallows.

>>38247345
>>38247355
fucking laughing my ass off

>>38247345
Is that a fucking real thing?

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>>38247381
>>38247388
oh it's real
you can even get tested on your blowie skills

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Here you go, OP
Please enjoy this tutorial my ex made

>>38247328
Your diet affects how your cum tastes. I'm a vegetarian and I'm still waiting for someone to tell me I taste sweet after they've swallowed me. I'm always more verbal in bed than any of my partners, so maybe that's just wishful thinking on my end.

>>38246758
If you're a guy, you already have a dick so you should know how this shit works.
If you're a girl, reeee roastie get out

>buy dildo
>suck it the same way you want your dick sucked
>profit

>>38247422
Oh yeah, if you're able to use your teeth in a good way, then you're approaching expert-tier. Grazing teeth feels incredible, but it is not something you want to try when you first start.

>>38247422
this is briddy gud, I bet she gave some killer head

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>>38247163
>>warm and fuzzy inside
>used Grindr today
>hooked up with some 46 yo one inch pinch bong (uncut)
>back of truck
>rim his asshole for literally 15 seconds
>tells me to start sucking
>cums immediately
>tastes like piss
>got a stomach ache later
>had to clean a bunch off my face
>he couldn't even get me off
>saw him with his wife in the park 30 min later
You can fuck right off.

>>38247664
Disgusting.
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>38247693
Do you have any idea where the fuck you are?

>>38247715
I know where I am, but that post truly is the lowest of the low.

>>38247664
>46 yo
Why would you choose an old guy, over the hundreds of younger guys that are probably there?
Also how come every time I hear a gay story, it always involves a 40+ year old? I'm pretty sure there's other options then old men.

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>>38247664
Fact. Gays are genetically defective as they possess no drive to reproduce and should all be systematically euthanized.

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>>38247732
I'm never using a hook-up something or other again. Thank god I knew a fembot with a similar experience. I feel like absolute shit.

>>38247433
Monsters and taurine stay away and fuck off coffee.

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>>38247794
As it turns out there isn't in northern British Columbia.

>>38247664
Really gross, m8. I have zero interest in old men, especially ones who do disgusting cruising shit like that.

I was at a party I just randomly decided to go to yesterday morning because I was bored and lonely. It was mostly lecherous old dudes who wanted to suck my dick. I got grossed out and left almost immediately. I thought it was mostly going to be simple nudism, silly naive me.

>>38247715
in a living hellhole where my only escape is to waste my free time looking over meaningless drivel on r9k because it makes me realize that some people are retarded and cant solve the simplest of problems and thats a turn on for my demented state of mind? (shitposting to the max)

>>38247836
get her off of this thread you shitface, dont corrupt meh waifu

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>>38248226
Your waifu is shit tho

Is it true that people can't make you cum from just head? I gave my friend head and he came but maybe he was just being nice?

Idk OP, I honestly have no clue what I'm doing either, but just ask your partner what they like and that seems to help immensely.

>>38248775
see
>>38247664

XD Supr reagono 2017
>current year
>oregane

I don't know why people are still replying when
>>38247422
was posted
it's a pretty in depth tutorial, I'm impressed

>>38247976
fsj or prince george? Its always pg, thats hardly northern bc

>>38248948
Bella Bella northern coast would call it

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>>38247976
>leaf

It all makes sense now. Seriously, leafs are fucked in the head.